The more you wear your sister

The life after returning to the city is both bitter and sweet. The sweet thing is that at my strong request, I finally took the first bath after time travel. The bitter thing is that General Xie Jin, whom I haven’t met very much, is tonight Invite me to a banquet.

The place where the banquet was held happened to be called "Hongmenlou".

The words "Hongmen Banquet" appeared with a bang and hit my mind.

I don't have such a good life, I can be a novice who has no sense of crisis at all and just enjoys life happily. Since the last experience of facing death, I have completely put aside all brainless nymphs and beautiful fantasies, thinking thoroughly I understand that ancient times are actually a place full of dangers.

For example, in modern times, even if you point at a high-ranking official and scold him as a bald man in public, you will be detained at most by public security and some black beatings, but in ancient times, in front of these high-ranking officials who have the power to kill , or if you didn't say anything, they can drag you out just because they see you as annoyed and think you're in the way, without even needing an explanation.

I'm just a geek student with basically 0 social experience. I'm afraid it's hard to keep my face in front of these old political hooligans. Raise me as a rice bug first, and now, if I meet someone who doesn’t believe in supernatural powers and gods, maybe he will be like Cao Cao, let me calculate how old I can live, if I say eighteen, he He immediately dragged me out and chopped me up. If I said eighty, he would first make fun of me for being inaccurate, and then drag me out and chop me up.

Alas, it's only been a few days in total, am I going to start worrying about my own life so soon?

I thought hard about the countermeasures, and my head hurt from thinking about it. I don't know if I caught a cold from the cold wind blowing on the grassland. I have been suffering from headaches recently.

In retrospect, apart from the rather fantastic way of appearing on the stage, my magic stick is really not like a magic stick.

Although these days, in line with the principle of saying more and making mistakes, saying less and making less mistakes, and silence is the golden principle, I should not have left any excuses or contradictions, but now that I think about it, my performance is completely a one-on-one Shocked, timid and afraid of death, I used the oil bottle that I didn't have, especially when the Turks attacked the supply camp. I almost showed the panic and confusion that an ordinary person can have when encountering danger.If Chu Feng had already reported the situation to his godfather truthfully, then I wouldn't have to act—what god in the world would be as useless as me.

Mommy, can I change the difficulty and load again!

In the evening, I was "escorted" to Hongmen Building by a group of people I didn't know. Before entering the gate, two soldiers arranged my clothes solemnly. Searching me for weapons, I almost thought they were playing hooligans.

After I went in, I felt even more like I was at the scene of the Hongmen Banquet, and even the layout was exactly the same as what I saw in the film and television drama.

There are two rows of neatly dressed people on both sides of the hall, and they are not small characters at first glance-because most people don't dress so neatly.There were no stools in the audience, everyone was kneeling and sitting on cushions, and there was a small tea table in front of them, which was full of cups—no, it was tableware.

And at the end of the two rows of people, there are three coffee tables on the place where a step is specially raised, the left side is empty, the right side sits Xie Jin with a gray beard, and in the middle is a man who looks to be in his thirties .

I don't know who he is, but what is certain is that this person's status should be so high that even the dignified General Zheng Bei was pushed aside by him.

and……

I will never admit it wrong, the cruel and domineering king who only exists in legends!Pa!Of!gas!

Well, it's a bit of an exaggeration, but he is indeed the kind of man who is intimidating. He is not angry and majestic. He is obviously sitting very casually, but it makes people feel that he has an aloof temperament that cannot be underestimated.

This domineering man looked at me like a lazy lion looking at an innocent deer for a few seconds before he smiled faintly and compared the positions beside him with his hands: "Holy envoy, don't be afraid!" Be cautious, come and sit beside me."

This "king"?What king?Where is the king?I don't know anything, is there no one who can educate me in advance?

I was reluctant but walked over helplessly: "Don't dare to be, don't call me Holy Envoy, just call me Bai Ze."

"Bai Ze?" He repeated my name, "Is it the Bai Ze mentioned in "Xuanyuan Benji"?"

"What?" I didn't understand.

"This king once read this passage in "Xuanyuan Benji": The emperor went hunting, went to the sea in the east, climbed Mount Huan, and found the Baize beast on the seashore. He can speak and express the feelings of all things. Because he asked about the ghosts and gods in the world, Since ancient times, there are thousands of 520 kinds of essences and spirits as things and wandering souls as changes. Baize said it, and the emperor ordered it to be written in pictures to show the world."

"Huh?" I became even more confused. With the addition of the accent and classical Chinese, I didn't understand a single sentence.

It was not until a long time later that I realized that there happened to be a legendary auspicious beast named Bai Ze, who claimed to know astronomy and geography at the top, trivial matters at the bottom, the past and the future, and it could speak human language. Appears only when there are sages governing the world.

It sounds very powerful, but it is really just a coincidence, because I heard from my mother that my name was Bai Heze at the beginning, three words, but my grandfather checked it and didn’t know what year it was The old Huangli said that the word in the middle is unlucky, so my mother deleted it, and it became Bai Ze.

The king smiled lightly again, which made me feel like a big pear: "I don't know where your Excellency came from, why did you fall from the sky?"

"...I can only say that I come from a world different from yours. Since I came here, of course there is a reason for me. As for the specific inside story, the secret must not be leaked, so I have nothing to say."

I decided to continue to say less and make less mistakes, silence is golden, and keep my sense of mystery.Anyway, since tens of thousands of people have seen how I fell from the sky, I bet that even if he has doubts, he would rather believe it or not.

"I really have no comment?" He looked me up and down lightly: "Judging from your accent, it looks like someone from Youzhou."

"There's no reason for this." I decided to deny it with a sentence of no comment. As for Youzhou, I don't know anything about it. I'm speaking modern Mandarin based on the Beijing accent. Do you have any opinions? .

He smiled: "Since it's inconvenient to tell, I won't mention it, let's serve."

As soon as the words fell, a group of well-trained servants came over and distributed small plates of dishes to each tea table.

I was a little bit at a loss, because I didn't know what the table manners were like in the late Tang and early Song Dynasties.Looking up at the other people secretly, a certain king just smiled and said nothing, and General Xie kept silent. Most of the people below were in the middle of each other's "adult please" and "you first please", and they were also secretly look at me.

I lowered my head and pretended to be deep for a while, then looked up again, and they were still "please first", "No, you should go first".

Who cares, I'm from heaven. It's normal to not understand the rules of the world, and it's normal to lose face. I grabbed my chopsticks and started eating!

For me, who has eaten coarse grains for almost a month, as long as I have fresh meat to eat, I am happy.It’s just that there were too many eyes watching me at the scene, which made me feel like I was sitting on pins and needles, and finally made it to the end. That feeling made me more tired than the three-day exam.

Of course, I learned after the fact that some of the most common things in modern times, but the etiquette that ordinary people with a little bit of family education would observe, in this era, only cultural people and wealthy families pay attention, such as eating without hands Grasping, skillfully using chopsticks and spoons, chewing without smacking, etc.

By the way, let me make another complaint, in fact, in ancient times, even the nobles in the palace did not have rich dishes. In this "high-end" banquet organized by a certain king who I don't know who the king is, and a certain general, the food eaten is actually That is to say, the standard of a medium-sized restaurant with a per capita consumption of about tens of yuan in modern times is higher than that of poor students, and not as good as rich and handsome.

Thinking about the inconvenience of transportation in ancient times, eating seafood inland is delusional, and the meat dishes on the table are just the following: I don’t know if it’s a chicken or a bird, I don’t know what kind of animal meat was roasted, eggs, dried shrimps, bacon, all gone.As for vegetables, they are even more monotonous. Many things I am used to eating in modern times, such as potatoes, sweet potatoes, corn, cauliflower, tomatoes, cabbage, etc., I have never seen from the beginning to the end, probably they have not been introduced to China.

I'm not sure if my no-comment Dafa has fooled these people. In short, I was temporarily arranged to live in General Xie's mansion.

As soon as I am free, I can't sit still, I think I should go to play, I must, even if tomorrow is the end of the world, going out to play is better than staying still and waiting to die.

When I went back to the city, I clearly saw the hawkers on the street. It was a [-]% authentic and classic ancient street. Since I traveled to the ancient times through all kinds of hardships and dangers, how could I not see the lives of the ancestors? Well, otherwise, it would be like trekking across mountains and rivers to a tourist attraction but then going back after a day of surfing the Internet in a hotel. You can’t die with peace.

Of course Chu Feng refused. This person just wanted me to stay in the general’s mansion to be safe. It’s best not to even step out of the room, lest he just miss me and fall into the half-meter-diameter hole in the backyard. Drowned in the well.I was too lazy to complain about this perverted guy who was so dedicated to his duties. After I firmly expressed the meaning of "If you don't let me go out, I will sneak out to play", he had no choice but to find a few soldiers to accompany me to the street.