The more you wear your sister

"So, when the night is dark, you can see ghosts?"

Yang Xi looked at me earnestly. I think he probably wanted me to help him see what happened to those nightmares that troubled him.

"It should be possible, but it depends on the chance." I didn't dare to say it to death.

"Okay, you will stay in the palace tonight, and come out at midnight to see what monsters and monsters are haunting this palace!"

Fuck, I would have used another excuse if I had known it earlier, now that the emperor has spoken, it would be too late if I didn't agree.

But think about it better, as long as Yang Xi believes what I say, I will completely remove the suspicion that Chu Feng is Lin Han, and fill in the loopholes I made.And to be honest, I was also a little curious about how many ghosts haunted this man who killed countless people, so I agreed: "Yes, please give me a room where I will not be disturbed."

The emperor asked his personal eunuch Sixi to take me to a room, and after a while Sixi brought me dinner again. Seeing that the sky was almost dark, I locked the doors and windows and told people outside not to come in. Disturb me.

Then I hid myself and walked cautiously to the emperor's bedroom.

Why be careful? Of course, it’s not because you’re afraid of being discovered—but because you’re afraid of being discovered by ghosts.

I know that once I am invisible, no one can hurt me, but whether ghosts can hurt me when I am invisible, I don't want to do an experiment with my own life, so I decided to take a look at it from a distance and slip away. There are ghosts chasing me, so I don't want to be caught by them even if I show up and run naked all over the palace.

After timidly looking around, I felt a little strange. There were only guards and eunuchs watching the night in the palace, and there were no ghosts at all.Speaking of it, I have actually been invisible so many times, and the number of times I have actually seen ghosts is very small. Sometimes I just saw a specious ghost from a distance, and I slipped away. I am not sure if I saw it wrong. .

In this way, maybe there are actually very few ghosts wandering in the world, but anyway, this is really good news.

I relaxed and swaggered out of the flower bushes where I was hiding, but I almost stepped on a crying maid.

She was so inconspicuous, her small body curled up in the shadow of the night, weeping softly and softly, the cry was soft and depressing, full of gloomy vibes.

While I was taken aback by her, she was also taken aback by me. She screamed "Ah—" and covered her eyes.

I also hurriedly covered my lower body/body, blushing with embarrassment, I'm sorry, I have no clothes to wear in this state, and I'm used to running naked in various occasions, I didn't expect to walk around at night for a long time and finally meet ghosts , If you do many unrighteous actions, you will kill yourself. After running around naked for so long, one day you will be seen naked.

Shouldn't she be yelling "Catch the hooligans" or "This is the policeman"?I was about to wipe the soles of my feet and get away with it, when the little maid called me pitifully: "Don't go, please, can you help me?"

I hesitated and slowed down my pace, who told me that I was naturally irresistible to the soft girl's prayers, and her voice really sounded... very, very special and pitiful.

I stood at least ten meters away from her, hid behind a tree and stuck out my head and said cautiously: "You, you, you, don't come here, tell me if you have anything to do."

"Help me...I'm so cold, so scared, the soil is dark and stuffy, and there are bugs biting my body, please help me..." Her logic was chaotic, her language was broken, as if she was eager to express something What, but I don’t know where to start, I just eagerly babbled most of the words with unclear meanings, and looked at me with a pair of big "watery" eyes with pear blossoms.

There are neither pupils nor whites in those eyes, just pitch black, the entire eyeball is black, it's really... so frightening.

I had to resist the urge to escape before I could speak: "What, the weather is fine today, I have to take a step ahead hahaha..."

"Hey...!" She cried loudly.

"Okay, okay, say what you say." I stopped my steps helplessly.

The next day, just after dawn, Sixi woke me up, who was lying on my back, and I casually adjusted my messy clothes, washed my face and brushed my teeth, and went to see the girl who got up. The old emperor who was older than my grandfather.

"What did you see yesterday?" Yang Xi asked me a little nervously.

"I looked carefully, and I didn't see any ghosts around the emperor."

"No?" Yang Xi confirmed with me worriedly, "Are you sure you really haven't?"

"Why are you lying to me? It's really not. Your palace is very clean." I looked at Yang Xi calmly. Anyway, the palace lady's ghost is far away from him. It has nothing to do with his nightmares. I've already told the truth, what else can I do, believe it or not.

"Okay, I'll just trust you."

What is tentative?I pouted dissatisfied.

"I won't let you work hard in vain, tell me, what reward do you want?" Yang Xi looked at me and said.

I scratched my head: "I can't think of it for a while, I'll ask for it when I think of it."

Yang Xi said "hoho" twice: "Are you planning to talk to the lion in the future, or do you want to keep a 'gold medal for avoiding death' in your hand?"

Fuck me, a king is like a tiger, if you move, you will be blamed, and you can say the wrong thing when you open your mouth. I shook my hand and said, "I really didn't mean that, why don't you reward me with some money."

"Forget it, since you have said it all, and I have no jokes, I will give you a chance to speak up as a lion in the future." Yang Xi said.

...It's really inexplicable.

Let me guess, his intention at the beginning was probably to see what I was more greedy for, but later he saw that I had nothing to covet, so he simply gave me a favor, anyway, when the time comes to make jokes or not, the final interpretation is still in his hands.

When I go back, I will ask Chu Feng if he should understand it this way.

Leaving this aside, it turned out afterwards that the emperor did not fully believe what I said, but he believed part of it.From then on, before going to bed every night, a group of guards would stand outside the palace on three floors and three floors outside. Even in the room, there would always be three or five generals, big and small, who had returned from many battles. Men who say "full of yang" are dragged into the dragon tent, and staged a "good story" of "I and the general untie the battle robes, and the hibiscus tent warms up the spring night".

If anyone knew that it was my words that made them unable to go home to reunite with their wives at night for more than half a month, they would have to organize a group to strangle me to death.

As usual, if I enter the palace, Chu Feng and the guards will wait for me outside the palace gate. Someone must have informed them to go back yesterday, and they came outside the palace early this morning to pick me up.

Chu Feng and I rode home side by side, talking and laughing, thinking that I had cleared all the suspicions, and I would never have to worry about someone killing Chu Feng again. My mood finally returned to joy, looking at the roadside The red leaves are falling all over the ground, it is really a peaceful time.

On the way, I met Lu Yin who was out shopping. She carried a basket of green dates. When she saw me, she smiled sweetly: "My lord, you are back. I bought green dates. Let's make candied haws, shall we?"

"Okay." I agreed, and Lu Yin happily ran back to prepare. Since the last time I wanted to eat candied haws and DIYed it myself, the little girl wanted me to make candied haws every now and then, and she used all kinds of raw materials. In the extreme, green dates and candied haws, I have never heard of it.

Hong Lian, who just got married to her lover, was full of happiness and tenderness on her face. She was busy adding sugar syrup to the skewered jujube paste. The jujube skewers were placed in the pot. After pouring it on, you can see the candied lotus root falling back into the pot in pieces, leaving a layer of translucent sugar coating attached to the green dates.

The verdant green jujube candied haws are ready soon, looking at them makes people feel appetizing. Before the sugar coating is completely dry, Lu Yin has already picked up a bunch and ate it with relish.

"You little greedy cat." I pinched her chubby face, Lu Yin smiled embarrassedly, hid aside and continued to eat.

From a long time ago, I discovered that Honglian or Luyin would always secretly eat a little of the food delivered by Ning Wang’s mansion, or the food made by the chef, or the cakes and desserts bought from outside. .

At first I thought it was because of their gluttony, but later I realized that this is actually one of the jobs of slaves—they have to test the poison first, and after a while there is no problem before they can give it to me.

I think this is too disrespectful, so they are strictly forbidden to test the poison for me. If I really want to try, I would rather raise a few chickens and mice in the back kitchen, but that being said, if there is really something to eat, they will still Grab a few bites before me.

I saw that the syrup was almost dry, at least it wouldn’t burn my mouth, so I picked up a bunch and licked it. It tasted good, but the fly in the ointment was that the sweetness was slightly bitter, but this is normal, the technology of refining sugar in ancient times was not good , there will inevitably be some impurities or other smells in it.

I see that Honglian has already made a lot, so I invite everyone to try it, whether it is fetching water, helping the kitchen, sweeping the floor, or guarding the door, everyone has a share.

But just when everyone was having a good time sharing the spoils, I vaguely felt that something was wrong. Since just now, I have felt a little dry mouth and acid reflux in my stomach. I don’t know what happened. .

Lu Yin suddenly grabbed my clothes and said in panic, "Master...I...I'm not feeling well..."

"What?" I watched Lu Yin fall down in front of me, and I also felt that my eyes went dark, and I felt a strong nausea, and I bent down and vomited.

The surroundings suddenly became chaotic, and I heard many voices yelling: "My lord! Master Xianshi!", "Come here! Something happened!", "Go to the doctor quickly! Hurry up!".

I opened my darkened eyes, and some people who had just eaten a little bit were desperately scratching their throats to induce vomiting. When I saw this scene, I reflexively vomited again until there was nothing to vomit, and I started to vomit acid water. Still can't stop.

Chu Feng didn't know when he came to me, his expression was panic I had never seen before, I heard him yelling for the guards to go out to find the imperial doctor of Prince Ning's mansion, and then slapped My face anxiously called my name.

But I couldn't answer him. I was tormented by nausea and discomfort I had never experienced before. It was nausea dozens of times stronger than motion sickness. I wished I could vomit out my burning stomach.

I was cold and sweaty all over my body, retching constantly, Chu Feng patted my back anxiously but could do nothing about my situation, finally I no longer had such a strong desire to vomit, and the nausea in my stomach was no longer there, It's a pain, it's like it's about to explode from the inside out.

I firmly grasped Chu Feng's lapel, squeezed out the last bit of strength and begged him in severe pain: "Kill me...Kill me! I can't take it...Please!"

"No!" Chu Feng refused firmly, I didn't even have the strength to get angry, my eyes turned black from the pain, I just felt like a few drops of hot water fell on my face in a trance.