The more you wear your sister

"I'm not angry." Chu Feng said in a muffled voice.

"Then why are you ignoring me?" I said aggrievedly, "I just thought he was more knowledgeable than me, so I asked him to pick up a word for me. Didn't I never think that you could pick up a word for me? .”

After much deliberation, he was angry only because I went to Liu Jinqing for writing instead of him.

Although Chu Feng has also read a lot of books, and I often see him reading books in his free time, but in my mind, his image is that of a mighty and domineering military general, unlike Liu Jinqing who goes from inside to outside They all exude a strong bookish atmosphere, so I can't blame me if I don't think about him.

Chu Feng turned over and hugged me, sighed and said, "I'm not angry with you, I'm just in a bad mood."

"Why, what are you struggling with?" I still cared about him.

Chu Feng was so entangled by me that he said, "I'm just unwilling... If it wasn't for the family rebellion that happened back then, I should be as knowledgeable as him now... It definitely wouldn't be like this."

"But I think you are very good now." I said sincerely, "Jin Qing is a scholar no matter how knowledgeable he is, but you are both civil and military, much better than him."

"That's different... Now it's not like the previous dynasty. No matter how high the official position of a general is, he has no status."

"why?"

Seeing that I insisted on breaking the casserole and asking the bottom line, Chu Feng explained to me. It turns out that Da Chen, like the Song Dynasty, inevitably entered the vicious circle of emphasizing literature over martial arts.After all, the powerful Tang Dynasty was weakened sharply because of the Anshi Rebellion. Therefore, in the eyes of any later emperor, all generals were potential rebels. In the early years, there was a country that almost unified the Central Plains because of The emperor suppressed the generals too hard, and was finally wiped out by Da Chen, a rising star.

And the reason why Da Chen was able to have the last laugh was mainly because Yang Xi himself was the leader of the army. However, since Yang Xi became the emperor, he started to go down the old road of suppressing generals. They were all under his watchful eyes. They had to ask for instructions and report to the higher authorities for matters as big as mung beans. There were also a large number of civil servants who restricted the power of generals. Even Xie Jin, who was in charge of the country's elite frontier army, had to behave cautiously with his tail between his legs.It is said that if Xie Jin had only one daughter and no son to inherit the family business, the imperial court would not have dared to delegate such great military power to him.

Therefore, as a general, Chu Feng will always be aggrieved everywhere, so he is so worried about his failure to study at ease and become a literati like Liu Jinqing, so I will irritate him by asking Liu Jinqing to pick a word for me--this No matter how you think about it, it is not very logical.

I think he didn't tell me the truth, and then I thought about it again, he must be jealous, right?

I suddenly realized that he is a man, and Liu Jinqing is also a man, so it is no wonder that he thinks of Liu Jinqing as a rival in love, but in fact, in my subconscious, I still firmly believe that girls are the objects of ambiguity. As for Liu Jinqing, I It's all about treating him like a buddy!

Facing such a person who felt jealous for no reason, I had no choice but to sigh heavily: "Well, in the end, I'm still to blame for this."

"No, it's not..." Chu Feng wanted to argue, but I said with a smirk, "It must be that I have given you too little 'love' recently, which gave you the strength to think wildly here."

As I said that, I threw myself on him and got entangled with him.

Facts proved once again that wanting to clean up this guy on the bed is simply a dream. After some half-truths and half-fake fights, I was suppressed by Chu Feng again, and I was about to be fucked by him again, so I quit: " No, no, no! It was you last time, it was you last time, it was you last time, it's not fair! Let me go, I'm going to attack you!"

"...Okay." Chu Feng compromised without any suspense. I actually found out that he is not very willing to be the one who suffers, but as long as I want, he will always let me—— Why does he love me so much?

I happily took a bite on his shoulder. I was tired just now, and this bite was not light or heavy. Chu Feng hissed: "Bite me again, are you a cat?"

Anyway, it's the private time of a close lover, what image and morals are needed, I roared aggressively: "I'm a tiger, I want to eat you, woohoo!"

In the end, Chu Feng still didn’t want to call me by the name Liu Jinqing gave me. He would rather call me Master Immortal, and he simply called me “little tiger” in private. Every time I hear this “nickname”, I feel so An urge to give him a deep tooth mark on the spot.

Within a few days, more than 1000 catties of silver were escorted back by the guards and piled into the warehouse of the Immortal Master's Mansion. It was more than enough to buy a big house, and the next "magic weapon" was still being carefully crafted by the jade carving master. middle.

In addition to treasures for the high-end market, amulets for the mid-to-low-end market will also be on sale soon--of course, it will not be that Master Immortal Master personally sells them on the street wearing a mask, but finds a group of wandering warlocks. On the one hand, I set up a stall outside in my name to sell at fixed points, just like a brand chain store.

Before that, I had already made first-hand preparations for opening the market.

What things spread the fastest in this world?Of course it is a rumor. I summed up all kinds of outrageous but convincing classic rumors I heard in school before. I took the most enduring one and asked Honglian Luyin to go out and talk to various vegetable sellers. The aunt chatted, and it really spread among the market within a few days.

Soon, the whole city of Luoyang began to hear that there was a group of mysterious monsters who fled into Luoyang, and they only picked on rich people or old people. They would pretend to ask for directions and pat you on the shoulder, and you would be confused , I don’t know anything anymore, not only will I obediently give all the money I have on my body, but I will also take out the money at home and give it to him when I go home, and I will come back to my senses when he is gone.

As soon as this rumor came out, many people jumped out and said convincingly that their relatives, friends, neighbors, second uncle's cousin, had really been fascinated by this "shoulder tapping technique", and how much money they lost. As a result, this incident became more and more evil, and it almost reached the point where everyone was in danger.

As the spread became more and more widespread, there were more and more versions. According to the descriptions of different people, there are various mysterious versions of the origin of this group of "shoulder-patting monsters", such as Western Regions, Tubo, Turks, Miaojiang, and Xiangxi. Women, old people, hunchbacks, wrinkles, baldness, big ears, moles, scars, fat, thin, tall, short, etc. There are countless different sayings.

In the end, even the officials in charge of public security in the capital were alarmed, and made a thorough investigation, only to find that these so-called "victims" either lost money in a bet and couldn't explain it to their families. Either he was cheated out of money and didn't want to admit that he was a fool, so he pushed it all to "I was patted on the shoulder by a stranger". None of the victims were really ecstasy. This "monster who knows ecstasy" Of course, he couldn't even catch a shadow, but this rumor has never subsided since then.

I didn't expect it to be such a big mess at the beginning. When I found out that the rumors were out of control, I had no choice.

Under the background of everyone's panic, the "Anti-Ecstasy Amulet" consecrated by the Imperial Guardian Immortal Master naturally became a big seller. I hired more than a dozen wandering warlocks to specialize in Come to Huafu, opened more than a dozen sales outlets, but the supply is still in short supply.

I always feel that the money is a bit ignorant, and I thought that I should stop selling this, and just continue to bring positive energy to the world.But Chu Feng persuaded me that since the seeds of panic have already been planted, it would be even worse not to let people buy peace of mind from me. Anyway, those who are worried about being "patted on the shoulder" still have money to spend" People who are so poor that they can only maintain food and clothing will not come to buy talismans.If you feel that the money is not good enough, you can use the money you earn to help the poor. It can be regarded as another form of robbing the rich and helping the poor.

"I heard that rumors have spread in the capital recently, and people are panicking." Yang Jue held a cup of tea, looked at me calmly and said, "What do you think about this?"

"It's all my fault." I didn't intend to quibble, and I bowed my head to admit my mistake very sincerely, "I don't want to do this either, who knew that I would lose control if I was not careful..."

"Spreading rumors is a felony that entails beheading. It's not worth taking the risk just to sell your talisman." Yang Jue looked at me with his eyes that knew everything. Sure enough, he knew all about the cause and effect of the incident. Clearly.

"I know I'm wrong, Your Highness, you must help me." Up to now, I can only unite closely with His Highness King Ning to seek leniency, anyway, this guy has been stretching his thick thighs to think Let me hug him, dangle his thief boat and want me to board, and this time he just got his wish.Having said that, even if fabricating rumors and reposting them five hundred times in modern times is only a few days of detention, how would I know that things would be so serious.

"I will try my best to suppress this matter for you, so that my father will not know about it." Yang Jue pondered for a moment, "But you are selling charms, and you are selling 'Reincarnation Changing Fate'. What are your plans?"

"I want to buy a bigger house." I lowered my head and said aggrievedly.