The more you wear your sister
Chapter 11 Underestimating the IQ of Ancient People Will Die
I first heard Yang Jue mention my name: "...The true identity of Bai Ze really confuses me. You also witnessed how he fell from the sky that day. From what you saw, would this person be Is it really down to earth?"
I snickered, that's right, that's right, don't be polite, please feel free to misunderstand!
Xie Jin, who was dressed in home clothes, replied in a respectful tone: "The general dare not say that, sometimes the wind is very strong on the grassland, and it is common for people and animals to be swept up into the sky by a tornado and then thrown down."
Let me rub it, try to fall down from such a high height, if you don't fall flat or lack arms or legs, you will be considered amazing.
"So, do you think he is an ordinary person who happened to be swept into the sky by the wind?"
"There are indeed some strange things about this person, and the general can't figure out why, but according to the observations of the past few days, he also needs to eat, drink and sleep like ordinary people, and there is not much difference."
Sure enough, Xie Jin has been sending people to observe me secretly these days. Fortunately, I have kept an extra eye on my words and deeds on weekdays, so I shouldn't have shown any signs.
And what Yang Jue said next surprised me even more - if I had glasses to fall.
"This person is indeed very strange. Judging from his behavior and habits, the environment where this person lived in the past should be a place similar to the Central Plains, but it has never been known to the world."
“How come you see?”
"Since he asks his servants to cut his hair short and shaves every now and then, it can be seen that he used to have short hair and no beard in the past. His accent is close to Youzhou and other places, but not exactly the same. And he When he first arrived, he needed others to teach him how to wear clothes, which shows that his clothes in the past are very different from ours. He can eat with chopsticks skillfully, which must have been practiced since he was a child, but he is not used to sitting upright. In addition, he can Literate but not able to write, holding a pen is like a young child who is just learning to write. It can be seen that he also used Chinese characters in the past, but he did not use pen and ink, but used other methods to write. I have never heard of such a habit in the Central Plains However, it is impossible to say that he came from a farther place. The further the distance, the greater the difference in language and writing. Since he really did descend from the sky, let's just assume that he came from the sky. "
I'm sorry, Yang Jue's insight is too scary, he really deserves to be a person who wants to be an emperor. Fortunately, there are indeed many differences in habits between me and the ancients, otherwise he would have seen through it long ago.
Xie Jin still didn't believe it: "The general thinks that maybe his ancestors were from the Central Plains, and brought the language and some customs to isolated places such as Mobei or the Western Regions, which formed his habit of being specious from the Central Plains. Except for these There is a difference in habits, he is no different from ordinary people, when he is marching, he can often be heard crying, and he will also be injured and bleed, when he is in danger, he will be as silent as ordinary people, if he is really a god from the sky, why should we be afraid?"
Alas, it seems that the embarrassment that scared half the life at that time really made them suspicious, and there is no way, I, a modern person who has never even experienced robbery, suddenly encountered such a life-and-death fighting scene, who can not afraid?
Yang Jue pondered for a few seconds before finding an explanation: "Maybe things should be thought of this way. 'Heavenly beings' are not the gods we think of. They are also mortals, and they are as afraid of death as mortals. Apart from living with us, Some places are different, others are not much different.”
I'm a little ashamed, except for the confusion between "future" and "heaven", Yang Jue guessed everything else. The IQ of ancient people can't be underestimated, and their conversations haven't been asked yet. It means to stop.
"Your Highness, what you mean is that there is a world similar to the mortal world in heaven, where we speak the same words and write the same characters?"
"Let's think so. Moreover, the world in which this person lives in the sky should belong to a well-to-do family. You can see that his complexion has no trace of tanning, and there is no sign of martial arts or labor on his hands."
Well, my family is not good enough, but it is true that I don't have to do farm work like some country kids.In school, I was always ridiculed for being weak by those who liked to run and play ball. Who would have thought that in the ancient environment, my whiteness and frailty would become a symbol of wealth.
Xie Jin also agreed with this point: "It's true that the family is well-off. There have been a few times when some extremely rare and precious ingredients were brought to the general's house. He is not surprised, and he can tell the history."
Precious ingredients...is there any?Is it something like abalone, bear's paw, bird's nest, shark's fin or something?Well, speaking of it, I have seen ginseng, wolfberry, longan, lotus seeds and the like, but that is not unusual. There are also kelp and white mullet. They call kelp "Kombu", and the cook looks like "I have never seen such a high-end thing." So cool.Perhaps these are things that individuals can afford in modern times. In ancient times, they were already high-end and high-grade ingredients. However, some wild animals and birds that are prohibited from being bought and sold in modern times are regarded as very common by them. But meat.
Yang Jue also said: "This man's knowledge is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary people. We talked for a long time that day, and I only read many things from books or hearsay, but he spoke with both form and spirit, as if Seeing it with my own eyes is like seeing it with my own eyes. The more I think about it, the more suspicious I become, could it be that he is really the omniscient auspicious beast Bai Ze in the legend?"
You are an auspicious beast and your whole family are auspicious beasts. I am obviously a person, okay?But having said that, thanks to the convenience of the information age, it seems that my image of a magic stick is not so bad.
Xie Jin poured cold water on him again: "The final general thinks that it is more credible to say that he is a 'mortal in the sky', and judging from his bearing, his status in the 'heaven' is not high."
Even this was discovered?Well, what if I just don't have the air of domineering.
"Although he is not superior, when he faced this king, his attitude was neither humble nor overbearing. Seeing that the people around him bowed down and bowed to this king, he also seemed indifferent. According to what you said, he usually treats his servants with courtesy. If it's not that this person has outstanding cultivation, it's because in his mind, there is no concept of rank."
It seems to be the same, I saw people kneeling to him several times, and they all stood aside as if they were watching a show, completely unaware that I should kneel and kowtow to him.
In addition, I can tell that Xie Jin has been trying hard to convince Yang Jue that I am just a mortal, but Yang Jue seems to be more inclined to think that I am different, so he asked again: "This king heard about it a few days ago, He disappeared mysteriously from the mansion, and the guards couldn't find him, is there such a thing?"
"It's true, but the rumors in the market are exaggerated, and it's the last general who instructed people to spread it around. According to the last general's adoptive son Chu Feng, Bai Ze hid in a cupboard that day and deliberately played a prank on others. He only showed up after being persuaded by him."
Hey, you have selectively ignored the testimonies of the servants who searched for me, haven't you?
Yang Jue looked a little disappointed: "So, he doesn't seem to have any supernatural powers?"
"Besides the special background, this person should be just an ordinary person."
Yang Jue frowned, and asked unwillingly, "Are you so sure?"
Xie Jin lowered his head and did not look at him: "Please forgive me for speaking bluntly, Your Highness should focus on practical things. Those who have relied on strange powers and evil powers throughout the ages, even with the wisdom of Emperor Qin and Han Wu, have never been able to get what they want The origin of Bai Ze is a mystery and his identity is strange. His Highness is making good use of it. If His Highness himself is bewitched, wouldn’t that be putting the cart before the horse? The general thinks that if Bai Ze is indeed a strange person with some supernatural powers, I am afraid that this person will It’s not something we can control, so it’s better to get rid of it as soon as possible to avoid side effects.”
Hearing this, my whole body is going to be Spartan, you bastard!Did I provoke you to provoke you?It's a shame that I imagined you as a famous general like Wei Qing, Li Guang, and Qi Jiguang before. How dare you marry my daughter to me if I'm a fake magic stick.What is the reason for Nima!
Yang Jue was silent for a moment, and finally sighed: "You're right, recently this king has some desire to take shortcuts."
"The general heard that the crown prince has been acting frequently recently and has the support of the prime minister and his disciples. Is your highness worried about this?"
"This king is here precisely for this purpose." Yang Jue said, "There has been news recently from the people in the prince's mansion that the emperor's brother is also planning to do something to Bai Ze. You need to send more people to protect his body." Safety."
"The last general takes orders." Xie Jin asked, "I don't know how His Highness plans to deal with the prince's actions this time?"
"Brother Huang, who is eager for quick success and has fallen out of favor in front of his father one after another, must be more anxious than we are. People are most likely to make mistakes in such a situation. At this time, we don't need to take too many actions, and wait for him to show his flaws. He killed himself."
"Your Highness is wise, it's just that as the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and the prince cannot guarantee that he will not do something unexpected when he is in a hurry. Besides, he still has Master Liu to advise him."
"Liu Xian is really difficult to deal with, but Brother Huang is headstrong and always likes to make his own decisions. No matter how smart Liu Xian is, there is nothing he can do about a master who refuses to listen to him."
I couldn't understand what I heard, so I looked around and saw a bloody man wearing a red Chen military uniform with several arrows in his back, dragging long bloodstains into this place. The stone room, I was so scared that I jumped up and jumped onto the stone table in the middle of the secret room.
Xie Jin and Yang Jue really had excellent psychological quality, even if such a bloody man climbed in, they didn't seem to be moved at all.
Wait, something is wrong...
Even if they weren't afraid, they shouldn't continue to talk about their own topics with such apathetic expressions.
Moreover, the crawling movement of the blood man looks like a female ghost in a horror movie, and his body looks a little translucent. While crawling, he muttered something in a creepy tone. He finally crawled under the table , trying to reach out and grab Xie Jin's feet, I finally heard what he was saying clearly.
He kept repeating this sentence: "The Turkic people are here, they have an internal response, the general must go to the north gate!"
Xie Jin and Yang Jue still didn't see this person at all, that is to say--
Hell! ! !
I snickered, that's right, that's right, don't be polite, please feel free to misunderstand!
Xie Jin, who was dressed in home clothes, replied in a respectful tone: "The general dare not say that, sometimes the wind is very strong on the grassland, and it is common for people and animals to be swept up into the sky by a tornado and then thrown down."
Let me rub it, try to fall down from such a high height, if you don't fall flat or lack arms or legs, you will be considered amazing.
"So, do you think he is an ordinary person who happened to be swept into the sky by the wind?"
"There are indeed some strange things about this person, and the general can't figure out why, but according to the observations of the past few days, he also needs to eat, drink and sleep like ordinary people, and there is not much difference."
Sure enough, Xie Jin has been sending people to observe me secretly these days. Fortunately, I have kept an extra eye on my words and deeds on weekdays, so I shouldn't have shown any signs.
And what Yang Jue said next surprised me even more - if I had glasses to fall.
"This person is indeed very strange. Judging from his behavior and habits, the environment where this person lived in the past should be a place similar to the Central Plains, but it has never been known to the world."
“How come you see?”
"Since he asks his servants to cut his hair short and shaves every now and then, it can be seen that he used to have short hair and no beard in the past. His accent is close to Youzhou and other places, but not exactly the same. And he When he first arrived, he needed others to teach him how to wear clothes, which shows that his clothes in the past are very different from ours. He can eat with chopsticks skillfully, which must have been practiced since he was a child, but he is not used to sitting upright. In addition, he can Literate but not able to write, holding a pen is like a young child who is just learning to write. It can be seen that he also used Chinese characters in the past, but he did not use pen and ink, but used other methods to write. I have never heard of such a habit in the Central Plains However, it is impossible to say that he came from a farther place. The further the distance, the greater the difference in language and writing. Since he really did descend from the sky, let's just assume that he came from the sky. "
I'm sorry, Yang Jue's insight is too scary, he really deserves to be a person who wants to be an emperor. Fortunately, there are indeed many differences in habits between me and the ancients, otherwise he would have seen through it long ago.
Xie Jin still didn't believe it: "The general thinks that maybe his ancestors were from the Central Plains, and brought the language and some customs to isolated places such as Mobei or the Western Regions, which formed his habit of being specious from the Central Plains. Except for these There is a difference in habits, he is no different from ordinary people, when he is marching, he can often be heard crying, and he will also be injured and bleed, when he is in danger, he will be as silent as ordinary people, if he is really a god from the sky, why should we be afraid?"
Alas, it seems that the embarrassment that scared half the life at that time really made them suspicious, and there is no way, I, a modern person who has never even experienced robbery, suddenly encountered such a life-and-death fighting scene, who can not afraid?
Yang Jue pondered for a few seconds before finding an explanation: "Maybe things should be thought of this way. 'Heavenly beings' are not the gods we think of. They are also mortals, and they are as afraid of death as mortals. Apart from living with us, Some places are different, others are not much different.”
I'm a little ashamed, except for the confusion between "future" and "heaven", Yang Jue guessed everything else. The IQ of ancient people can't be underestimated, and their conversations haven't been asked yet. It means to stop.
"Your Highness, what you mean is that there is a world similar to the mortal world in heaven, where we speak the same words and write the same characters?"
"Let's think so. Moreover, the world in which this person lives in the sky should belong to a well-to-do family. You can see that his complexion has no trace of tanning, and there is no sign of martial arts or labor on his hands."
Well, my family is not good enough, but it is true that I don't have to do farm work like some country kids.In school, I was always ridiculed for being weak by those who liked to run and play ball. Who would have thought that in the ancient environment, my whiteness and frailty would become a symbol of wealth.
Xie Jin also agreed with this point: "It's true that the family is well-off. There have been a few times when some extremely rare and precious ingredients were brought to the general's house. He is not surprised, and he can tell the history."
Precious ingredients...is there any?Is it something like abalone, bear's paw, bird's nest, shark's fin or something?Well, speaking of it, I have seen ginseng, wolfberry, longan, lotus seeds and the like, but that is not unusual. There are also kelp and white mullet. They call kelp "Kombu", and the cook looks like "I have never seen such a high-end thing." So cool.Perhaps these are things that individuals can afford in modern times. In ancient times, they were already high-end and high-grade ingredients. However, some wild animals and birds that are prohibited from being bought and sold in modern times are regarded as very common by them. But meat.
Yang Jue also said: "This man's knowledge is indeed beyond the reach of ordinary people. We talked for a long time that day, and I only read many things from books or hearsay, but he spoke with both form and spirit, as if Seeing it with my own eyes is like seeing it with my own eyes. The more I think about it, the more suspicious I become, could it be that he is really the omniscient auspicious beast Bai Ze in the legend?"
You are an auspicious beast and your whole family are auspicious beasts. I am obviously a person, okay?But having said that, thanks to the convenience of the information age, it seems that my image of a magic stick is not so bad.
Xie Jin poured cold water on him again: "The final general thinks that it is more credible to say that he is a 'mortal in the sky', and judging from his bearing, his status in the 'heaven' is not high."
Even this was discovered?Well, what if I just don't have the air of domineering.
"Although he is not superior, when he faced this king, his attitude was neither humble nor overbearing. Seeing that the people around him bowed down and bowed to this king, he also seemed indifferent. According to what you said, he usually treats his servants with courtesy. If it's not that this person has outstanding cultivation, it's because in his mind, there is no concept of rank."
It seems to be the same, I saw people kneeling to him several times, and they all stood aside as if they were watching a show, completely unaware that I should kneel and kowtow to him.
In addition, I can tell that Xie Jin has been trying hard to convince Yang Jue that I am just a mortal, but Yang Jue seems to be more inclined to think that I am different, so he asked again: "This king heard about it a few days ago, He disappeared mysteriously from the mansion, and the guards couldn't find him, is there such a thing?"
"It's true, but the rumors in the market are exaggerated, and it's the last general who instructed people to spread it around. According to the last general's adoptive son Chu Feng, Bai Ze hid in a cupboard that day and deliberately played a prank on others. He only showed up after being persuaded by him."
Hey, you have selectively ignored the testimonies of the servants who searched for me, haven't you?
Yang Jue looked a little disappointed: "So, he doesn't seem to have any supernatural powers?"
"Besides the special background, this person should be just an ordinary person."
Yang Jue frowned, and asked unwillingly, "Are you so sure?"
Xie Jin lowered his head and did not look at him: "Please forgive me for speaking bluntly, Your Highness should focus on practical things. Those who have relied on strange powers and evil powers throughout the ages, even with the wisdom of Emperor Qin and Han Wu, have never been able to get what they want The origin of Bai Ze is a mystery and his identity is strange. His Highness is making good use of it. If His Highness himself is bewitched, wouldn’t that be putting the cart before the horse? The general thinks that if Bai Ze is indeed a strange person with some supernatural powers, I am afraid that this person will It’s not something we can control, so it’s better to get rid of it as soon as possible to avoid side effects.”
Hearing this, my whole body is going to be Spartan, you bastard!Did I provoke you to provoke you?It's a shame that I imagined you as a famous general like Wei Qing, Li Guang, and Qi Jiguang before. How dare you marry my daughter to me if I'm a fake magic stick.What is the reason for Nima!
Yang Jue was silent for a moment, and finally sighed: "You're right, recently this king has some desire to take shortcuts."
"The general heard that the crown prince has been acting frequently recently and has the support of the prime minister and his disciples. Is your highness worried about this?"
"This king is here precisely for this purpose." Yang Jue said, "There has been news recently from the people in the prince's mansion that the emperor's brother is also planning to do something to Bai Ze. You need to send more people to protect his body." Safety."
"The last general takes orders." Xie Jin asked, "I don't know how His Highness plans to deal with the prince's actions this time?"
"Brother Huang, who is eager for quick success and has fallen out of favor in front of his father one after another, must be more anxious than we are. People are most likely to make mistakes in such a situation. At this time, we don't need to take too many actions, and wait for him to show his flaws. He killed himself."
"Your Highness is wise, it's just that as the saying goes, a dog jumps over a wall in a hurry, and the prince cannot guarantee that he will not do something unexpected when he is in a hurry. Besides, he still has Master Liu to advise him."
"Liu Xian is really difficult to deal with, but Brother Huang is headstrong and always likes to make his own decisions. No matter how smart Liu Xian is, there is nothing he can do about a master who refuses to listen to him."
I couldn't understand what I heard, so I looked around and saw a bloody man wearing a red Chen military uniform with several arrows in his back, dragging long bloodstains into this place. The stone room, I was so scared that I jumped up and jumped onto the stone table in the middle of the secret room.
Xie Jin and Yang Jue really had excellent psychological quality, even if such a bloody man climbed in, they didn't seem to be moved at all.
Wait, something is wrong...
Even if they weren't afraid, they shouldn't continue to talk about their own topics with such apathetic expressions.
Moreover, the crawling movement of the blood man looks like a female ghost in a horror movie, and his body looks a little translucent. While crawling, he muttered something in a creepy tone. He finally crawled under the table , trying to reach out and grab Xie Jin's feet, I finally heard what he was saying clearly.
He kept repeating this sentence: "The Turkic people are here, they have an internal response, the general must go to the north gate!"
Xie Jin and Yang Jue still didn't see this person at all, that is to say--
Hell! ! !
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