Reborn Brother's Pet

The next day, Ye Ye, who was fully armed, came to the tutoring institution. When he opened the door of the classroom, Ye Ye hesitated for a second, and looked at the group of nine "odd shapes" sitting upright inside. Said that these nine would never be so obedient! !

"Huang xx! Come here." Ye Ye yelled at Huang xx who was looking down at the phone. He only knows how to play with the phone all day long, and he will be the first to attack you!

Huang xx raised his head and glanced at Ye Ye, and continued to look down at his phone without moving, Ye Ye became angry, who the hell is this!

Standing on the podium and thinking for a moment, Ye Ye touched his chin and said, "Huang xx, who has been taking care of you for so many years?"

Huang xx raised his head and glanced at Ye Ye inexplicably. "my mother."

"Wow, I admire her!"

Huang xx didn't think about it for a long time, looked at Ye Ye suspiciously and asked, "Why?"

"Because if your mother didn't have the courage, how would she dare to give birth to you and raise you!"

Huang xx rolled his eyes, and it took him a long time to react, and he stood up habitually. "I know this, I'm so old, isn't it: Calcium deficiency since childhood, lack of love when I grow up, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love. The left cheek is pumped, and the right cheek is kicked. Donkeys see donkeys kick, pigs see trampled, long Quite creative, it takes courage to live!"

"You're so smart, you don't usually miss these things, don't you?" Ye Ye squinted at her, the little girl is also pretty, why does she love surfing the Internet so much?

"of course!"

"Okay, come up to the podium." Ye Ye took a few steps back and waved towards Huang xx. Huang xx came up a little confused, but just as he stood up, Ye Ye firmly grabbed his shoulders and supported him!

"Slip!"

Satisfied to hear the sound from under Huang xx's buttocks, Ye Ye smiled in satisfaction, and patted Huang xx on the shoulder. "You're welcome, just let me sit on this bench, and just give me your bench. Don't put glue on the bench next time. Why are you still playing this old trick? It's so old. You can paint it if you say it, and you can do it." It’s so obvious that you come up if you’re told, really, it’s hard to judge your IQ.”

Huang xx was about to cry but she didn't have any tears. Seeing the whispering Hundan below, she exploded directly. "I told you that this kind of trick is very naive. You don't believe it. Living in the same dimension as you really insults my personality!"

Then, Huang xx unzipped his trousers in full view.

Ye Ye was a little frightened. "You, what are you doing?"

Huang xx rolled her eyes, then took off her long legs, revealing a pair of shorts. "I can't take off my trousers because I think it's too hot!"

After finishing speaking, Huang xx left the trousers on the bench above, and went down wearing shorts. Ye Ye looked at Huang xx's back, and couldn't help asking, "Huang xx, do you still have pants inside?"

"Nonsense, who doesn't wear underwear!" Huang xx sat on the seat and cast a contemptuous look at Ye Ye, then lowered his head and continued to play with his mobile phone. It was not good to go out today. It's all because of those scumbags. Play this old trick!

Ye Ye coughed in embarrassment, then opened the bag he was carrying, took out a few large newspapers from inside, spread them out on the desk, looked at the window next to him, and then at the ceiling directly in front of him. A few mirrors and a mirror on the wall next to it, now that the sun is coming in, the light shines on the podium along the mirror, Ye Ye calmly took out a pair of sunglasses from his bag and put them on.

"Okay, now take out the copybook and adjust the ink. If you are willing to use ink, use ink, if you are willing to use ink sticks, use ink sticks, but as long as you are willing to grind it into ink."

"Teacher~ so boring." The motherfucker pouted, no matter how many times she watched it, Ye Ye still thought he was such a mother==

"Student, can you lower the resolution of your face?"

"Teacher, you hate it!"

"Hurry up and take out the pen to practice copybooks!" Ye Ye slapped the table hard, it takes strong means to deal with this kind of sissy!

"Hmph, I hate it!" Although she said so verbally, the girl had to take out the pen and the copybook slowly, and then slowly wrote the brush characters. Although she was treated so cruelly by the teacher, she was so happy do not have! !

Ye Ye shuddered, strange, it was a hot day, where did the inexplicable cold air come from.Looking at the students who lowered their heads and wrote calligraphy, they were good today. They probably knew that Ye Ye had a bad temper, and he was indeed a lot better.

But Ye Ye glanced at him and said, it's those two again!

"You, you, yes, it's the two of you, stand up for me!" Ye Ye pointed at the two boys whose heads were leaning together behind and shouted. These two boys must be trying to make things difficult for him!

"What are you doing so close! What are you watching?" Ye Ye went over and glanced down, damn it, the zipper of his pants was not zipped!Blind my titanium dog eyes! "Pull up my pants! It's broad daylight, the two gourd babies are having fun! Ah! Right!"

Ye Ye's voice was quite loud, and the people in front of them all turned their heads to look at them, especially the pornstar and the sissy, who were particularly aggressive and kept whispering, Ye Ye felt that it was a good thing he didn't hear it, otherwise he might not know what to say. very messy!

"You, sit there for me! And you, sit on the other side! Really, where is this?" Ye Ye pointed to two corners in the classroom, one in front and one in the back, There is a whole classroom in between.

These two bad kids are so annoying!

"Ms. Ye, I don't want it, I want to sit with him!"

"If you don't want it, you have to! Let me tell you, you two, give me peace of mind. I'm not that so-and-so, and I have a bad temper. Don't talk about it with me. Go!" Ye Ye was very lucky to find time to read it last night. Quite a few classroom quotations, look at my tone, it's exactly the same as the teacher's!

The boy whose name was called showed embarrassment, looked at the other boy next to him, and said quietly: "I live at the head of the teacher, and you live at the end of the classroom. I always miss you, and we are in the same classroom together! "After speaking, as if he had figured out something, the boy suddenly ran to the front quickly, and then. . .cried orz

Damn it, Ye Ye almost lost his temper, what the hell is this!Yesterday he thought they were all normal, but today he completely broke his bottom line!How is this normal? Using creatures as a metaphor has insulted the word creature!

What a bunch of things!They all come from Mars!Yes, yes! !

Ye Ye really felt that he was not prepared enough!It seems that one night's preparation is indeed too short, and one has to sort out one's own ability to resist blows! After 30 days of TM teaching, he probably won't have a heart attack in the future!I thank you!

"Teacher, wait-" Ye Ye turned back to the podium, but was stopped by a girl next to her who stretched out her leg and called him. Ye Ye glanced at her and motioned her to speak quickly. In my impression, this girl was not easy lights!

"Is teacher free tonight?" As she said that, the girl even gave Ye Ye a wink. Ye Ye shivered subconsciously, and his skin was about to get goosebumps.

"No time; first, did I tell you that your makeup sucks? Second, the eyeliner is inaccurate, and the blush is too much; third, the facial features are good, if you don't make so many holes in your ears Also, girls with real breasts won't wear such revealing clothes, because they don't bother to show them at all!" Ye Ye raised his head and chest and looked at the girl contemptuously. Dare to wear this kind of clothes, it really is a fledgling who is not afraid of tigers!

Walking to the podium, Ye Ye slapped the table hard again, and said to the nine people below with earnestness: "The beautiful female teacher who teaches English next door told me today, 'Your students are so bad, don't be afraid Are you working hard?” When I heard this sentence, I was really heartbroken! Why can’t I raise pigs if she can raise dogs! So students, stand up! Let them see that you are not only pigs, but also pigs. Ugly pig! But it doesn’t matter! Hold your head high! Let them see again, you are not only ugly, but also stupid! But what are you afraid of being stupid! Stupid birds fly first, stupid people are lucky, as long as you believe in yourself, of course, I am on the sidelines Just watch the excitement, remember, as long as you work hard! There is nothing you can’t succeed in. Of course, it’s best not to say that I teach you calligraphy or that I’m your teacher when you go out in the future. Me, can you succeed?"

There was silence below--

After a while, the group below all reacted, and they broke out in a row.

"Teacher, you#﹠﹪&$#%&"

"*$#&﹩~﹟﹪﹡%&"

"..."

Ye Ye nodded in satisfaction, and clapped his hands: "It seems that the students are very interested, so let's practice now! Take out the motivation you just had, although I didn't understand a word of what you said just now, but I know , you must be showing me your determination! Stupid pigs! Come on, kill the group of foreign language dogs next door gogogo!!"

"Teacher, I really want to beat you..." Huang xx silently covered her face, she really wanted to beat Ye Ye orz

"Huh, teacher, you are so annoying, the Lun family wants to beat you to death." The motherfucker snorted arrogantly, and spread out the rice paper to write calligraphy. I really hate the teacher, but he likes it~(≧▽≦ )/~

Ye Ye ignored the downcast eyes, took out the game console from his backpack, then took out a few books and put them on the stool, and then took out the earphones and sat on the stool to play games. Ye Ye didn't believe it. In his previous life, Ye Ye If you are famous for hurting people, you can lose three days and three nights if you hurt each other with Wang Yang, so I don't believe that you can't be ruled!

Looking at the trousers of a certain classmate who was pulled down by him and thrown on the ground, Ye Ye felt that these were not trousers, but a chastity he hadn't seen for a long time orz

"Huang xx, come up and take off your pants." He yelled at Huang xx, but Huang xx was having fun with his girlfriend, so he casually replied, "The teacher gave it to you."

The corners of Ye Ye's mouth twitched, and he looked at the pants again, feeling more and more that he had lost his morals. The perplexed Ye Ye stepped on it a few more times, although Ye Ye managed to ignore it within three hours, But when the bell rang, I still asked Huang xx to pick it up, otherwise the aunt who knows how to clean would see a pair of girl's pants in the classroom, and didn't know what to think.