Reborn as a thief and a husband

Said: "Leave it to the grass people, the grass people will definitely catch it, and return the emperor to a completely worry-free environment~"

"No, you can't catch him."

"Huh? Then... it's okay to kill it directly, but it depends on what heinous things it has done." He stroked his beard, did he look so vicious?Even if you are catching monsters, you have to watch out for monsters. Although he often teaches his apprentices to catch monsters when they see them, it doesn't mean to kill them when they see them. That kid doesn't have much knowledge and is easily confused by monsters. Teach him to do this It's nothing more than not wanting to make him suffer.

"You dare," Shen Sheng threatened, and the man said word by word: "I'm not asking you to be against him, but... I want you to find a way to turn him into a completely ordinary person."

Short oil, he is really a professional.

"Did he do it voluntarily?"

"No." Only by turning him into an ordinary person can he be capable enough to keep him by his side for a lifetime.

He is indeed selfish, and he is indeed unscrupulous, but when he thinks that in a few days, it will be a month, that little thing will leave his side without any regrets, and never see him again!How can you tell him to be a gentleman? !

"If it's not voluntary, it's a bit difficult. It's very simple to turn a demon into a person. Just take off his inner alchemy. He won't suffer much if he spits it out. Or less, it will cause harm to his body."

"Will there be any fear of life?"

"Not so much."

"Okay, let's do it like this, it's time for the Taoist priest."

[085] Beauty is present, sitting still

One night without dreams, the next morning, Shen Yifu woke up early as usual. As usual, he first woke up Nanfeng, let him turn into a mouse and stuffed him into a warm bed, and then went back to sleep, then cleaned himself up, put The little mouse tucked it into its sleeve and went to court.

In the early morning, Nanfeng usually sleeps more soundly in the "lullaby" of the ministers. When he wakes up, the first thing he sees is a table full of delicious food, smelling the tempting aroma, and his halazi is no surprise. It started to flow into a stream regardless of the image of the master.

Ding Ding Ding!

This is the sound of chopsticks hitting the bowl, and then the man's magnetic voice with a slight smile drifted into his ears: "Come to the bowl!"

You just went to the bowl!

Reluctantly taking one step at a time and turning back three times to temporarily bid farewell to the food waiting for him, which he nicknamed "Lin Xing" and commonly known as "eating", Nan Feng nimbly jumped into the big bowl filled with warm water, splashing the man's face with pride His back was leaning against the slippery wall of the bowl, and his two small front paws rested leisurely on the edge of the bowl, waiting for the emperor to give him a 'bath' with his own hands.

The callused hands with distinct knuckles patiently and meticulously rubbed his fleshy body. Nanfeng hummed comfortably. Although taking a bath every day was not what he wanted, it was a new joy that Long Live Lord had recently become obsessed with. Anyway, he cannibalize others and sleep with others. Strictly speaking, he even helped him once. If he doesn’t cooperate, it’s a bit disrespectful to others. If life rapes you, and you can’t resist, then do as much as you want. enjoy!

Seeing him enjoying himself, Shen Yi showed a knowing smile, no matter how many troubles he had, she couldn't get close to him at this moment, rubbed him with soap horns from the beginning to the end, and then carried him into another room. After rinsing in a bowl of clean warm water, he proposed to dry it, wrapped it in a small cloth towel, and started feeding this second joy.

Nanfeng was a little depressed: Is he a pet or a pet or a pet? !

I just ate a few mouthfuls of soft and tender tofu, drank a few mouthfuls of mellow and thick bone soup, and gnawed the bones into a pile of dregs quickly, when a small eunuch's shrill voice sounded outside: "The empress is auspicious—— , the emperor is eating breakfast inside, let the servant go in and report."

"Ah."

The lazy female voice is a bit noble and glamorous, so it won't be annoying, but it's hard to feel good about it.

The little eunuch opened the door and walked in. Before he could say anything, the man who was focusing on feeding the little mouse with lowered eyes said without raising his head: "Let her in."

"Yes."

The elegantly dressed woman walked in first, followed by a few pretty maids, and a confidant next to her supported her hand. The woman leaned over to salute the man charmingly: "The concubine sees the emperor, the emperor is auspicious." .”

It's just that she lowered her body a little, and the half-covered, half-exposed white breasts almost jumped out, under a layer of light purple tulle that was more than nothing, it was extraordinarily lively and fragrant.

"What's the matter with my concubine?" The two men, who had little natural resistance to beauty, moved away from the pair of meat balls in unison, and moved their eyes upwards, looking at the beautiful woman with delicate and eager looks.

"Hmm~ Your majesty, do I miss you~" The low-key, luxurious and connotative beauty who was bullying high-end just now immediately turned into a soft and boneless snake spirit and snuggled up softly, sitting on Shen Yifu's seat skillfully. On his thigh, blocking his hand to pick up vegetables and soup, he picked up a small bowl and casually picked up a chopsticks of vegetables and brought them to his lips, saying: "Come, my concubine feeds you~"

Liu Yifu, who is still in her arms when she is beautiful... oh no, Shen Yifu calmly pushed her catkins away, and said, "I don't like ginger." Then he pushed her hand and put the vegetables in the south wind In the small dish in front of you.

Nanfeng thought to himself, Nima must be thinking of feeding me first so that he can handle things. Yes, they are all men. Bad guys and good deeds will be struck by lightning. For the sake of his own future sexual life, he is now accumulating Dian De is also due, so he pretended to eat and drink enough, pushed the small plate away with great effort, took off the small cloth towel on his body, and disappeared without a trace.

Shen Yifu's expression turned slightly displeased, now that she is sitting in this seat, she doesn't have to hide things, let alone hide her emotions, she only wears a mask to show others.He pursed his lips slightly, smiled evilly, and suddenly wrapped a healthy arm into his arms, which could not hold the narrow waist of the stunner. The stunner suddenly looked up at him in a flattered, shy and scared way, her eyes became more bewildering, and her voice became sweeter Tired: "Your Majesty, you have hurt my concubine..."

"Really, then I'll rub it for you." Pretentiously speaking, the other arm supported her leg and easily hugged her horizontally. Shen Yifu walked towards the soft bed in the room that was used for a temporary rest. Domineering and forceful, she pressed her under her body, caressed her sensitive waist with her big hands unscrupulously, rubbed it ambiguously through layers of clothing, and immediately filled her ears with a provocative moan.

Nanfeng hid in an inconspicuous corner and stared dumbfounded. It turns out that this guy is bisexual, and he can take both men and women?Huacha, this era is too passionate and unrestrained, and the consciousness is ahead of its time!

Just when the nosebleed he saw was ready to move, his heart was pounding, and the heroine wanted to say something but was ashamed to refuse, but the hero suddenly pulled his gun before the battle, and threw down a very cool and domineering sentence: " I'm not full yet." He quickly withdrew and left.

……

Regardless of the delicate and lovely empress talking coquettishly and softly on the table, Shen Yifu sat back in her original position gracefully, clacked the table with her index finger and said, "Xiao Hui, come out!"

Alas, how did he know that his original name was Xiaohui?

The little gray-haired mouse slipped out in a very face-saving way, ran up the table in a few steps, and obediently ran to squat down in front of his small plate.

"Why are you running around without eating enough?" Pointing to his still deflated belly, the man's words of blame contained undisguised pampering and pain, as if he was scolding his little lover, which made the queen stunned for a moment. It's just for the little animals who only have a little understanding of human nature, as for it?

She was very happy to hear that the emperor was busy with state affairs these days when he had just ascended the throne, and that none of the concubines who lived in the harem had given much favor to the concubines in the original palace. Others don't let others take a second look, meeting his lover privately at night, and carrying a small pet that looks like a lover's gift during the day to relieve the pain of lovesickness. Combined with these rumors, it seems that the situation is true.

A sense of crisis arises spontaneously.

She was the only concubine who was married to Prince Shen back then. Even under the premise that the old lady was dying and was appointed by the prince as a concubine at will, it was not easy to get into the eyes of the prince. Now it is hard Sitting on the queen's seat, how could she tolerate the existence of uneasy factors that threatened her?

Hmph, this is the man of the palace, others can grab it!Little bitch, let me show you off first!

Dragging her disheveled body and falling limp, the queen walked gently to the emperor like a good cat, lowered her head pitifully and said: "It's the fault of my concubine, I disturbed the emperor's meal, my concubine will leave now. "

[086] Yin Feng Yang Violation

"My dear concubine, go slowly." She replied lazily, without the slightest bit of reluctance, and even pinched the food crumbs off the little mouse's beard. It is self-evident who is pretending in his eyes .

The queen retreated obediently on the surface, and once she returned to her own territory, she immediately ordered viciously: "Get me some cats and put them near the place where the emperor often goes!"

"Your Majesty calm down, don't let your anger break your body, your Majesty is doing this, but why?" The confidant asked cautiously, after they followed the Empress, they retreated wisely when they saw the Empress sticking on the emperor's body like a dog's skin plaster Of course, I don't know what happened next.

"I want to tell that little slut who dare not show her face that if she behaves wildly on my territory, there is only one word for her end: death!"

Confidant: Is there any direct or indirect connection between this answer and my question?

After breakfast, it’s time to review the memorials. For a man with an adult IQ, this time is very boring and difficult. Shen Yifu has something to do, while Nanfeng, a big idler, usually wanders between wanting to fall asleep and