Reborn as a thief and a husband

Remember to apply a little hypnotism and return on time before he wakes up, pretending nothing happened.

...how is this possible?

Nanfeng is a man in mouse skin, not a mouse in human skin, so even if he doesn't need to sleep at all, he is subconsciously controlled by human's work and rest time. After half a month of continuous high-intensity training, Learning martial arts, when he is busy at night, he has a serious lack of sleep, and he can fall asleep even squatting.

When the consciousness is far away, the body keeps leaning forward and backward... Repeatedly, like a tumbler, Lu Ziye looks funny, why is this person so cute!An honest child like him had the idea of ​​bullying others, he tilted his head and thought for a while, raised the corner of his mouth, and walked in front of Nanfeng.

Nan Feng stretched out his arms, just surrounding him inside. This little thing was already shorter than him, but this squatting step made him even shorter!

He stood in front of him, bent over sharply, looked at his tightly closed eyes from a close distance, his eyelashes trembling slightly, his cheeks that were white and rosy under the dazzling sun, like peaches , and pink and white lips, fleshy, people can't help but want to take a bite.Breathing staggered, blurred and ambiguous.

Taking advantage of Nanfeng leaning forward again, he directly covered his lips. The other party was startled, and subconsciously fell backwards. He grabbed the flexible and thin waist and directly embraced him into his arms.

"Hmm..." Opening his eyes, his ignorant and confused pupils were out of focus for a moment, and he subconsciously pushed away the guy who made a surprise attack, but with a light touch on his lips, his whole body lost consciousness as if being shocked by an electric shock. His eyes turned pale, his heart almost jumped out of his chest, and he didn't dare to take a breath.

Pooh!You're useless, but...it's just a green kiss, you can't even change the angle, why is he throbbing!But when a strange breath poured into the mouth, the normally bright head could not think about anything, all the sensations were concentrated in the contact point, the clearer the feeling, the shyer it was, and the shyer it was, the more helpless it was!

But fortunately, this guy just moistened his lips with the tip of his tongue and then let him go. Although it only took a few seconds, Nanfeng had the illusion that he had kissed him for a century. , I couldn't even catch my breath, and when I came back to my senses, I saw that my two arms were shamelessly wrapped around the opponent's neck at some point, and I was so embarrassed that I just wanted to dig a hole and get in!

He hastily withdrew his hand, lowered his head and coughed to cover up, and said with a serious face when he raised his head again: "What are you doing? Didn't you see that I was practicing? Let the master see how bad the influence is, pay attention to quality."

"Master is taking a nap in the hut, and he won't wake up for a while. Let me watch you before going to bed." Lu Ziye looked at him blushing and pretending to be serious, and his smile became brighter. You look sluggish, didn't you rest, okay?"

Even when the master taught him his favorite martial arts moves, he looked absent-minded and tired, wishing to fall asleep immediately, making him wonder if this person had entered a hibernation period or something, but winter hasn't come yet!Besides, do people also hibernate?

"Uh... When, of course not!" Afraid that Lu Ziye would notice something, Nan Feng hurriedly changed the subject and said, "I'm going to continue squatting, what should you do, don't worry, I won't be lazy of."

As he spoke, he put on a posture, bit his lower lip and opened his eyes wide, continuing to roast people dry under the scorching sun.

Pa——was slapped on the back, Lu Ziye said: "Straighten your back," pa——his butt was slapped, "Don't pout," pa——both forearms were slapped from bottom to top , "Lift it up." After the correction, Lu Ziye untied his long sword and placed it on Nan Feng's straight arms. Damn... this sword doesn't look heavy, and it feels quite heavy when it is lifted like this.

"Go on, I have nothing to do, just watch you here." He said, sitting under a big tree next to him, with one leg straight and one leg bent, one hand on his knee, his back Relying on the big tree, covered by the shade of the tree, blocking the extraordinarily hot sun at noon, I worked as a supervisor comfortably.

Nanfeng held his breath for a while, only to feel that the broken sword became heavier and heavier like a golden cudgel, causing his arm to slowly droop. He gritted his teeth and said, "Be careful, I will tell Master that you will abuse me I!"

Lu Ziye chuckled, pulled out a few stalks of dog's tail grass and started weaving little rabbits, and said without raising his eyelids: "When I was squatting, my father would hang a wooden barrel on one side of my wrist. Filled with water, I can squat for six hours, no matter it is windy or rainy, it cannot be interrupted."

【He Mid-Autumn Festival】On the Beginning | Night Power

One day, Shan accidentally saw a reader say that it is rare for Mao Nai's article to not cheat?So, on this issue, the pros and cons started a radical discussion!

Representatives of the positive side: Nanfeng, He Yan, Li, Ning Chen, Kaiji, Lu Ziye Most of them are high-ranking and wealthy people, Zhengfang urgently needs support!

Nanfeng (disdain): There's a point, I threw a spell at them all in seconds!

Cough cough, violence is prohibited, host: I am very honored, it is Shan, next, I announce that the right of the first night of Xiaoshou or Xiaogong should be handed over to the person who loves me and loves me from beginning to end, right? The point of view is yes, and the point of view of the opposite side is that it can be tolerated and should not be tolerated. Let's start the debate, Ike God!

He Yan: I think true love is a pair of people for a lifetime. If you really love each other, then, at any time, your body should be kept clean for this love. Promiscuity is not good, and it is easy to get AIDS.

Kai Ji: (applause!) Elixir (shrugs): It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm a doctor, and the golden finger can be used to bring the dead back to life. What can little AIDS do to me?

Ning Chen (indifferently): You are mistaken. What we mean is that it is best to be loyal for love, otherwise, you will be considered half-hearted and wanton. Does such a person deserve true love?

Li: (Heavy nods!) Nanfeng: (Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?) Yin Xijing (frowning): What if there is no other choice?

Lu Ziye (raising eyebrows): It can be forgiven... (after a big gasp), but the punishment that should be given is still indispensable.

south wind:……

(Jing Momo glanced at Chen Feiyang, Chen Feiyang lowered his head, covered his mouth, pretended to cough, cough cough, you can't see me, you can't see me...) He Yan (patting the table): Where exactly are you from, Lu Ziye? ! ! !Are you an undercover agent sent by the opposition, tell me!

Lu Ziye (as immovable as a mountain): So what if it is, so what if it is not?

(The muzzle of a black hole is pressed against Lu Ziye's head) Lu Ziye (keep calm): What is it?

The host (holding a small loudspeaker and yelling: No violence! Keep harmony! If you are Chinese, don’t give me a wrong look!) Nanfeng (innocent): In fact, it is more likely that I am an undercover agent. I am still... a young What about the son... [#^_^#] He Yan (aggressive): Isn’t he your CP, isn’t he a young child?

Nan Feng (face changed): How dare he not! ! ! (Smashing the table!) Someone took a certain little mouse with fried fur into his arms, sat on his lap, and patted the fur.

So, after that, the whole hall echoed someone's whispering: Are you right? I remember you had an ex-girlfriend. Tell me the truth. Your ability to attract bees and attract butterflies is not comparable to that of my master. It's up and down, the tokens of love are all taken away, you can't do nothing to Miss Fu, Lu Ziye!If you're a man, tell me the truth!

Lu Ziye (slightly shy): When I confessed my love that day, I only knew what a... dream... (dropped a widow), how could it be possible to have anything to do with Miss Fu?

Nan Xiaofeng (thoughtful): That's right...

Chen Feiyang (suddenly raises his head and makes a sound): I agree with Jing's point of view!It doesn't have to be active derailment. Moreover, passive derailment is also conducive to highlighting the kindness of the protagonist, and it is more conducive to intensifying the conflicts between the protagonists, and highlighting the depth of love between the two to the greatest extent. Why not do it? ?

Li (smiling): Then, I would like to ask the opposing side a question. When you see the person you love the most having sex with another man, can you face it calmly with a smile?

Chen Feiyang (silent, then erupts): ...Damn it, I'm going to kill him now! (Leaving in a rage, not forgetting to drag someone away) Everyone: ...it seems that there are quite a few undercover agents.

Nanfeng (weak): I would like to ask all seniors, what does the letter NP on the introduction of our book mean?

Oh... what a pure boy.

Elixir (appearance of someone who came here): It means that you will meet many, many handsome guys in the future!Then have a sauce with them...Huh?Murderous!

Mo Yuanxun (darkly threatening): Who dares to touch a single hair of his! (Hold someone into his arms) Nan Feng: Uh... I suddenly remembered that the faucet was left on at home...

Lu Ziye: It's late!Where did that damn mountain go!

Host (quietly fleeing) Audience: Calm down, calm down...

[The host argues weakly: Shanshan is a human being, so the quantifier 'seat' cannot be used...] Lu Ziye (stands up quietly without showing any weakness): I dare.

As a result, there was a flash of swords and swords, accompanied by various voices of cheering and shouting.

[The host who escaped back at some point: This is the difference between a man and a woman. A woman's first reaction when seeing her man fighting is to go up and persuade him to fight. A man's first reaction when seeing his man fighting is: Damn you can't lose!Beat him up! 】Result: a tie.