Reborn as a thief and a husband

Let's make a sauce...Huh?Murderous!

Mo Yuanxun (threatening darkly): Who dares to touch a single hair of him! (take someone into your arms)

Nanfeng: Uh... I suddenly remembered that the faucet was left on at home...

Lu Ziye: It's late!Where did that damn mountain go!

Host (quietly escaping)

All: Calm down, calm down...

[The host defends weakly: Shanshan is a human being, so the quantifier 'seat' cannot be used...]

Lu Ziye (stands up quietly without showing any weakness): I dare.

As a result, there was a flash of swords and swords, accompanied by various voices of cheering and shouting.

[The host who escaped back at some point: This is the difference between a man and a woman!When a woman sees her man fighting, her first reaction is to go up and try to persuade him to fight, and when a man sees his man fighting, his first reaction is: Damn you can't lose!Beat him up! 】

The result: a tie.

Mo Yuanxun (laughing): When you meet your opponent, can you have a drink with me?It is not easy to cultivate at such a young age!I admire it!

Lu Ziye (smiling): Senior, please.

A group of people dragged their families away...to far away...

The opposing side clears the field.

Zhengfang: So...we won?

So they happily formed gangs to find a place to have dinner and celebrate.

He Yan (asking Ning Chen): What do you usually like to do?

Ning Chen: Kill people.

He Yan: ... I also like to butcher people!But I prefer the kind that kills people without blood. How about it, do you dare to have a plate, don't worry!I won't cheat.

Kai Ji (muttering to himself): Which cheater would call himself a cheater?

Ning Chen: Good!The loser lies on the ground and barks like a dog.

He Yan (stunned): Why?

Ning Chen (laughing maliciously): Coax my son.

He Yan (suddenly realizes): Then can I bring my son here too?

……

Host: You bastards, on behalf of God, I despise you!ah! (Screams) Whose sword was thrown out and forgot to catch!

Well, so the final conclusion of this debate is: no, cheating is bad behavior, writing is just an imaginary plot to promote the development of emotional lines, cheating in reality is a betrayal and irresponsibility of feelings, the wall People who despise Jiang Zi! (Middle finger raised) When you are forced to, you can think about it, besides giving up your body, do you really have no other choice?

【060】Being loved by you, who else can I move for?

Nan Feng laughed and cried at the reaction of the big man and Lu Ziye under his superb acting skills.

Ah, if I go to act, it shouldn't be a problem to get a best actor or something, right? !

"Brother Nanfeng, what's wrong with you?" The stupid big man didn't want to leave, and he didn't want to leave, so he could only stand there and wait for him to finish laughing.

Nan Feng stood up rubbing his aching belly from laughter, and the two brothers put their arms around the big man's neck with great effort, patted his chest and said, "Hey, I apologize, don't take it to heart, I was joking with you, are you Who, Lu Ziye and I both have eyes, why can't we see it? Now, because of the special situation, I have to use this trick to test you. Of course, your little brother is completely ignorant, wrong. It's all my fault, punish me as you please!"

Bullying a big guy who is more than two heads taller than him to the point of crying, what a sense of accomplishment!Uh no no, there is a sense of guilt, um, self-repentance for three seconds.

The big man was taken aback by his completely different attitudes before and after, and after some explanations, he felt like he couldn't turn his head around, so he could only look at Nanfeng stupidly, and was strangled by someone stupidly. Dragging his neck back to the hut.

The three of them sat down again, Nan Feng held up a cup of tea and said to the big man, "I've surprised you, I'll use tea instead of wine to apologize again." After finishing speaking, he raised his head and drank it down, but he didn't think the temperature of the tea had reached his body To the extent that I could easily accept it, I sprayed it all out without taking a sip, and some even ran out of my nose, choking so much that Nanfeng leaned over the table and coughed, looking extremely embarrassed.

Neither the big man nor Lu Ziye could hold back their laughter, and Lu Ziye patted him on the back to comfort him, and the big man came back to his senses, with a simple and honest smile creeping up the corners of his eyes and brows again, "Looks like God If I punish you for me, I won't punish you."

"Ahem..." Finally he breathed a sigh of relief, Nan Feng wiped away his tears and water with his sleeve before sitting up to meet people, he took the money bag from Lu Ziye's hand and placed it in front of the big man, swallowing , then said: "Thank you for your kindness, we can't accept the money, and we still owe you the money to buy food. I think I will give it to you after this day is over, and it will be settled every day in the future. You are not allowed to refuse," he told Lu Ziye's winking in front of Peony was actually talking about this matter, "Okay, since we're fine now, let's have dinner."

"Well, let's serve!" The big man cheerfully picked up the chopsticks, picked up the bowl, and stuffed the rice into his mouth.

Lu Ziye looked at Nan Feng apologetically, the other party noticed his gaze, raised his eyes and gave him a frightened little look, as if to say: Look, I won a real favor for you. Brother, the young master is amazing!

His heart was instantly filled with something, it was almost overflowing, he had to take a deep breath secretly, to forcibly restrain some kind of impulse.

——Some kind of urge to hug someone tightly into his own flesh and blood.

The training is boring and hard, and the people being trained are hard-working. As the days go by, Nanfeng begins to deal with these trainings with ease. Before the arrival of August [-]th, Peony re-established Nanfeng's training plan. Based on this Go up and start teaching Nanfeng the real martial arts.

The knowledge of internal force is too profound, and you may not be able to comprehend it thoroughly for a while, but it is basically no problem to learn the moves first.

Ever since he heard the news, Nan Feng jumped up and down with joy, his blood was ready to move, excitedly waiting for the Mid-Autumn Festival to pass, and officially embarked on the road of learning martial arts.

During the Mid-Autumn Festival, it’s impossible for the big man not to go back. The day before the festival, the starling brought back peonies and left. Before leaving, the starling showed off some newly learned words, such as “Don’t move your soul!” "Ah~ it's too deep~ I can't do it..." "Slow down...you want to kill me, fuck!" Because the imitation was so lifelike, he got a gray shoe print as a reward.

The moon on the fifteenth day is sixteen round, but if you look at it with the naked eye, it is almost the same. While being led by someone in the south wind, you can look up at the moon with your head up, and you can hear the orchestral music in your ears. , No, here, the Mid-Autumn Festival is called 'Autumn Festival', to worship the moon, worship the moon, enjoy the moon, walk the moon, light the pagoda lantern, and...

eat moon cakes.

Before dinner, Mudan asked the two of them to come out for a walk. After so many days in the barrier, it's time to breathe. Lu Ziye's martial arts has improved a lot, and Nanfeng is no longer a black magician, so they have their own ideas. The two of them did the same thing at the same time - that is, neither of them was wearing a bamboo hat or disguise, and they just went to the street waving and holding hands.

Even if they do encounter danger and trouble, they all have the confidence to deal with it, ha, this feeling of not being timid and secretive anymore, it's so fucking good!

The scent of all kinds of snacks came in an endless stream. Nanfeng was drooling when he smelled it. He took Lu Ziye to look here and there, but he didn't buy it. He wanted to find the best food to eat, and then went back to eat with his stomach full. .

However, he didn't know much about the snacks here, so he couldn't help but ask, "Hey, what's the best food here, or... what's your favorite food?"

Lu Ziye paused, looked around for a week, and said, "Come with me."

"Oh." Nanfeng obediently followed his steps, and after a while came to a small stall, Lu Ziye said to the stall owner: "Two servings of fried belly."

"Hey, okay, please take a seat first, please wait a moment!" The stall owner responded in a hurry. Today is a holiday, and there are so many people that he is a little dizzy from being so busy.

Finding an empty table, Lu Ziye pulled him to sit down, but he immediately stood up again, looking at the stall owner.

"What are you looking at?" Nothing unusual, but a little more vigilant.

Nan Feng leaned over and said in a low voice, "What... what is belly burst?" It smells really tempting, but I don't know what it is.

"You don't know?" This snack is very famous and said, "Then let me show you there."

"okay."

I saw the stall owner quickly cut the fresh tripe into strips, boiled it in boiling water, and then began to fill the bowls. It can hold several bowls at a time. The cooking is very simple, and then it can be eaten with special seasonings. up.

The seasoning is the key, which is very rich. It is made of oil, sesame paste, vinegar, chili oil, soy sauce tofu soup, coriander powder and chopped green onion. Come.

Returning to his seat with the steaming belly, Nanfeng couldn't wait to pick up a piece and dipped it in the seasoning to taste it. Hmm...it was a bit hot, but the texture was fresh and tender, and the taste was crispy. It was really...delicious! ! !

"Is this your favorite snack?" Sharing a delicious food with someone you like brings an indescribable feeling of happiness.

"Well, my seventh brother used to take me out to eat. As a person, I am easy to be satisfied. Once I get something I like, I don't want to try new tastes." Lu Ziye said slowly, slowly eating.

Nan Feng blushed, buried his face in the bowl, and murmured: "Every word has to be insinuated, are you tired..."

"Not tired."

[061] Opportunity

"It's been so fast year after year," an emotional voice came from behind him, and then someone echoed: "Yes, it's here in a blink of an eye