Reborn as a thief and a husband

If you drop ten elixir, you will still lose the battle, so before I teach you the magic method, I need to hone your mind first. "

It sounds a little bad... Nanfeng Surong: "What kind of training method?"

After half a column of incense...

Mudan was a little worried about whether it was his apprentice, "He threw him in without any preparation, do you think you are being kind?"

"If he has all the preparations, is it still called tempering? If he is sure of victory, he will fight, but if he is not sure, he will challenge a difficult enemy. You should understand this truth better than me."

She is more coquettish than anyone else when she is not serious, and more serious than anyone else when she should be serious. Mudan suddenly feels that he and Zhuang Chunliang, in a certain sense, resemble each other beyond imagination!

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This is a barren place, no, to be more precise, there is nothing, no sky, but there is light, no land, but no fall, not to mention flowers and trees, before the south wind came in, Uncle Zhuang said , there is nothing inside, just stay in there until you are released, you can do whatever you want, streaking, singing, picking your feet, picking your nostrils, no one will see any lewd actions.

But the problem is, this is not too thorough!Nanfeng didn't give up, he looked the same everywhere, he picked a direction at random, and walked forward.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, when my calves started to feel numb, there was finally a change, and it gradually became dark here.

A little tired, he sat down, chose a very elegant posture, and thought that there was no one but him here, and no one would appear, so he immediately laughed at himself, and simply flattened his body on nothingness, Close your eyes and rest.

On the first day, he realized a truth: people want to be the best version of themselves in the eyes of others, but if the "others" are gone, it will undoubtedly be easier to live and survive in the world. In fact, no one can Really achieve 'don't care about other people's eyes'.

The next day, a little bored, keep going.

On the third day, keep going.

On the fourth day, I wondered if I was going in the wrong direction, but I had already taken the first step, and I was a little hesitant to look back.

On the fifth day, I cut off the back road and chose to move on.

The sixth day

day seven...

1 天

1 and one day...

the first year

The first year and day...

He wondered if he was deaf. He hadn't heard any sound for a long time, which caused him to often hallucinate.

The concept of past life and present life has been blurred, and he doesn't even remember who he is and what the meaning of his existence is.

He tried his best to recall the vague memories of his previous life, but there were only sporadic fragments in the end.

He recalled the memories of his life from the beginning, and found that the person who appeared the most was Lu Ziye.

All right!I'm a little desperate now.

Nothing, nothing... No one cares about him, and he doesn't need to care about anyone else.

Crying loudly, shouting loudly, shouting to the point of exhaustion and exhaustion.

Then fell into a whirlpool of despair again.

He began to doubt himself, wondered whether everyone had really appeared before, and his memory began to be confused.

Is this the master's conspiracy?But why did he do it?When will Uncle Zhuang let him out, will he be locked up here for the rest of his life?

Show up something!Even if it's a bubble of shit! ! !

really going crazy...

Can I really survive until the day I go out?

What's the point of living?The repeated despair gradually devours reason and sanity...

If there is a day when he goes out, he will probably be able to make a name for himself-"On How Mental Illness Is Made".

Heh, I can still laugh at myself, good thing.

No, I can't let myself really despair...

Nanfeng began to think hard about the things he had to do when he went out. In fact, as long as he could go out, he wouldn't mind dating a male mouse, let alone a man!

Master is still waiting for him, Lu Ziye is still waiting for him, he has decided that he should stop looking so much forward and backward, if he wants to love, he should love hard, so that when he loses hope, he can still have something he will never forget Good memories can fill a frightening void in the heart.

In the long seemingly invisible days, he learned to talk to himself, and often played two roles, splitting another self, pretending that he was not lonely, not alone.

One year inside, one day outside.

On the fourth day, Mudan got up early, and after having breakfast with Zhuang Chunliang, Zhuang Chunliang suddenly said: "It's almost time."

"What?" Peony didn't know the ratio of time inside and outside, so she was a little surprised: "Release him so soon? It's only been three days, can you see the effect?"

"Three days?" Zhuang Chunliang smiled and shook his head: "He's been in there for three years. Let's see if he's alive or dead now."

Nan Feng only felt that the ground began to collapse, and after a sudden weightlessness, the darkness dissipated, and the soft light reflected his lifeless eyes.

Ordinary people encounter such a sudden weightlessness, even if they don't frighten half to death, at least they have to scream and make a frightened expression, right?

But Nanfeng didn't, he just stared blankly at the two people who appeared in front of him.

Clothes are ragged, disheveled, and the little apprentice who always loves cleanliness and tidiness appeared in front of her with such an appearance, Mudan's heart was shocked, especially when she saw that the apprentice's originally bright and clear eyes were now just a pool of stagnant water, her anger immediately ignited spontaneously .

"Zhuang Chunliang! What the hell did you do to my apprentice!"

[046] Lao Tzu is already famous

Zhuang Chunliang hissed, made a silent gesture to him, fixed his eyes on Nanfeng, and said in a soft voice: "Tell me, do you still remember who you are?"

"Southern wind. North-south south, strong wind." Flat tone, clear words.

Pat your chest, fortunately, not crazy.

The moment his heart just hit the ground, Nan Feng suddenly closed his eyes without any warning, and fell straight backwards.

The summer flowers are in full bloom, and the colorful colors are really beautiful. The petals flutter down the window with the wind, and they fall to the ground one after another.

An elegant and luxurious man was sitting in front of the bed in a moon-white brocade shirt. The collar of the shirt was embroidered with flamboyant gold thread. The same color was a little snake entwined between his eyebrows, spitting out its letter.

"He's fine, he's just a little tired."

Putting down Nanfeng's arm, Zhuang Chunliang comforted Mudan with a stinky face, and then said: "I also suffered this kind of suffering back then. He is much better than me. When I first came out, I looked like a madman. , Killing anyone at sight, completely forgetting who I am, and finally waking up when I killed all the living things around me. The previous generation of demon kings were cunning enough. They only appeared after I recovered, and then told me, this is The strong must go through."

"You raised him as a demon king?" Although the mountain god had said that Nanfeng was the next generation of demon king, Mudan never expected that this prophecy would start to show signs of being fulfilled so soon.

"Otherwise?" Zhuang Chunliang got up, leaned over and stared deeply into his eyes: "He is your apprentice, it is reasonable for me to do this, both public and private."

The sense of oppression was overwhelming, but who was Peony, she just smiled coldly, and replied bluntly: "I'm sorry, I've already had someone."

"Heh!" Zhuang Chunliang seemed to have heard a joke by accident, and he laughed heartily, his seemingly simple and honest handsome features were full of jokes: "The devil has no heart, what do you use to love?"

"Don't worry about it!" Mudan pushed him away without any guilt, and said calmly: "Just teach my apprentice well, and I will prepare the reward you want Well, until then, we will not owe each other, and no one will be stuck in the past and cannot get out of it. I was ignorant when I was a child, and it will cause you a psychological shadow!" Speaking of this, he pointedly glanced at someone's lower body. Chu glanced: "I apologize to you. As a matter of sincerity, you can make a request. I will try my best to fulfill it. Whether it is murder, arson, or "rape", "prostitution" and plunder, I will accompany you."

"Be so kind to me?" Zhuang Chunliang pretended to touch his beardless chin. After a long time, Fang sighed regretfully: "There are too many, I don't know which one to mention, I want you to do everything, but mentioning I can only ask for one thing, why don't you just say, what can you give me?

I still don't want to embarrass my porcelain doll!Zhuang Chunliang, you have pretended to be innocent for so many years...

Hearing this, Mudan seriously thought about it. With Ji Ren Tang's booming business, he certainly doesn't lack money. Then, food, drink, and use are not within the scope of consideration, because all of them are You can buy it with silver, magical artifacts, treasures...all were confiscated by the Heavenly Court back then, yourself?Don't make trouble, if you want to let Xiao Yong know what kind of anger you are not sure about?It is estimated that he has the heart to eat the demon king raw.

Squeezing her temples, Peony spread her hands in distress and said, "I'm afraid... I can't give you anything."

Even though I know the answer must be like this, I still can't hide a little disappointment...

"It's okay, it's okay, I don't mind!" Zhuang Chunliang comforted him with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Are you just kidding? I lost you back then, and it was my fault. The fault is never caused by one person." , we're even, these days your apprentice may need a transition period, don't worry, as long as you're alive, you'll be fine."

"It's better like this, otherwise, I won't be able to spare you!" Peony patted his hand away, and the troubled expression on her expression lasted for a moment before disappearing. This is a guy who never disturbs others.

Nanfeng slept for a long time before waking up. After waking up, his expression was sluggish, his eyes were dim, and he was as unconscious as a walking corpse.