Reborn as a thief and a husband

People from the world, his name is Peony——! ! ! Seeing that the old thing was about to cut his belly open, Nan Feng hurriedly closed his eyes and yelled.

The demon king is also a demon, so he is not afraid of demons!Uh... Although this demon is no different from ordinary people at present.

The knife stopped just 2 nanometers away from his belly.

"Peony? Peony!!!" The grandfather's hands trembled violently, and even the knife fell to the ground with a bang, as if recalling some unbearable past. His crotch was trembling like a candle in the wind, frantically turning around looking for holes, probably trying to find a place to hide himself.

Phew—it's okay, okay, good-looking novel: Fish don't take the bait.

Nanfeng broke out in a cold sweat. Seeing the old man running around like a headless chicken, he kindly said: "My master is outside, but please be safe! He won't hurt you, can you let me go first?" , we are here this time to ask for something important."

"Peony...Peony..." The old man obviously didn't listen to his words as he kept thinking.

Nanfeng yelled again, but didn't get a response, and immediately howled: "Master—the disciple has been tied up——Master, save me——!!!"

"What's the name!" This trick really worked, and before he could say a few words, someone covered his mouth, and the old man said nervously, "Shut up, shut up!"

Before it was too late, the door was kicked open with the sound of a palm nut, Peony walked in angrily, looked around, her gaze was fixed on the old man next to the disheveled apprentice, and said righteously: "Bold old pervert, how dare you The apprentice who touched my peony doesn't want to live!"

The old man was so frightened that he fell to the ground in a hopeless state, and was about to run away even when he was rolling and crawling.

"Stop for me!"

This sentence is more effective than acupuncture. As soon as he uttered it, the old man froze immediately and stopped moving.

Peony came over, pulled Nanfeng's clothes back up, tried a few times but failed to open the mechanism, immediately patted the grandfather's shaking shoulder, and said bluntly, "Open it for him."

The old man got up right away, let Nan Feng go in a hurry, then stood aside with his head bowed, like a little maid.

Mudan was very satisfied, she sat down on the stool, "rubbed" and "rubbed" her eyes, yawned, lazily took a sip of tea from the teacup, and rinsed her mouth.

"You are the demon king, right?"

"No no no no……"

"Huh?" Peony raised her eyebrows threateningly.

"Who else is it if it's not me..." The old man wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, adding that he lacked confidence.

"Are you afraid of me? What are you doing holding your crotch! Are your pants torn?" Mudan smiled evilly, like an unscrupulous owner who is teasing a pet.

The old man looked up at Peony carefully, swallowed, reluctantly took his hand away, grabbed the corner of his clothes and pulled it back and forth vigorously. After a long while, under the impatient eyes of Peony and others, Xiao He said: "Master Mozun, you...do you still remember...what did you do before 340, six months, thirteen days, five hours and three quarters?"

Nan Feng was ashamed, he remembered it clearly, but when he lost his mind, his belt became a tight knot.

"One thousand three hundred..." Mudan murmured, trying to remember what stupid things she did that year, that day, that time, that moment.

He has only reincarnated for the third time, and he survived for 300 years, 1000 years ago... He probably just took human form not long ago!What kind of outrageous things have you done...

The old man sniffled aggrievedly, and reminded: "At that time, you were just an adult, and you were very curious about everything. One day, you met me..."

It was really a... tragic past.

Mudan clapped her hands suddenly, and all of them sighed, "So it's you...that poop-yellow water snake!"

"Puff cough cough..." Nan Feng almost choked to death from the saliva, but saw the grandfather nodded like a daughter-in-law, and said indifferently: "It's me..."

In fact, strictly speaking, the peony in front of him that he was so afraid of was his first love.

Peony, who didn't know much about the world at that time, was charming in her innocence, and possessed a fatal temptation in her innocence.

【043】The past is unforgettable

The 1000-year-old demon king is not yet a demon king, but a small water snake that can barely take human form but can't last long. The sea is huge, but it will get boring if you stay there for a long time. Today, when you swim to the shallows, the sun is fine, and the little water snake is on the spot. Roll, and became a male doll who looked like a teenager. The male doll had thick eyebrows, big eyes, red lips and white teeth, and his appearance was very pleasing.

Bare buttocks walked aimlessly at the seaside, a touch of gorgeous color unexpectedly broke into his field of vision, amazed his eyes.

It was a flower, a big flower, a flower that shouldn't be blooming here, the boy ran over happily, squatted down and looked hard.

The flowers are gaudy bright red. Under the breeze, the flowers sway gently, the fragrance of the flowers is overflowing, and the pink petals are layered on top of each other, wrapping the stamens.

The boy loved it so much, he ran around the flowers excitedly, shouting indistinctly, and suddenly remembered something?The little hands carefully touched the velvety petals, and ran towards the sea.

When he came back with the sea water that was about to flow from his fingers, he didn't see any red flowers, but a porcelain doll in a small red dress, biting his fingers and looking up at him with a smirk.

He was startled suddenly, when flowers and plants become spirits, they become demons, because they have no heart at all, and they grow and thrive on the resentment of the world.

The porcelain doll's chubby little face can be broken by blowing bullets. Under the bright sunshine, it even has an illusion of transparency. The dark black hair draped over the shoulders, against the blood-stained red clothes, said You can't come out.

Yaoye, it’s a bit unbelievable to describe a child who looks only five or six years old, but he just has this feeling, the porcelain doll is tired of biting, and wants to get up instead, and pulls his fingers out of his mouth, stupidly Put your hands on the ground and pouted your butt, trying to stand up.

The small mouth that had been moistened by saliva was as delicate as a petal. He took a step back unconsciously, and didn't notice that the sea water in his palm had flowed away. There was only one thought in his heart: kill him!

Before the devil becomes a scourge, he can beat him, kill him!

But... his eyes were fixed on that naive figure like a demon, and even though he was thinking so crazily in his heart, his body didn't have any intention of taking action.

Before he could make a decision, his calf tightened, and a slippery and cool touch wrapped around it. It turned out that the porcelain doll rushed over and hugged his leg. He put down his hands, and what he saw was the innocent and bright smiling face of the porcelain doll.

Porcelain Doll took the first living creature she saw—that is, him as her reliance, and relied on her innate ability to learn to speak within three days, and had a companion who could speak her mind. He was very happy, so he forgot about the idea of ​​exorcism for a moment.

Those days were very happy, porcelain dolls love to drink water, no matter it is rainwater, sea water, stream water, river water or mountain spring water, every time they drink water with different flavors, they always look surprised, extremely cute, obedient and easy to raise.

The porcelain doll has no name, and he has no education, so he went to the village to ask the teacher, but he couldn't get a satisfactory name all day. When he left in the evening, he saw the flowers planted in the teacher's small courtyard.

The flower is very similar to the original shape of the porcelain doll, but it is not as big as the porcelain doll, and it is not that gorgeous and eye-catching color. The teacher said that this kind of flower is called peony, the out-of-print love of the evil school grass.

Peony, Peony, then just call him Peony.

The red dress on the porcelain doll was born with it, and every time it took off to take a bath, it quickly returned to the porcelain doll's body, alas... It's a pity that I can't enjoy the fun of lying in the sea and basking in the sun with him.

Lying down, it was so comfortable that I fell asleep!The water on the beach receded at some point, revealing his small white body. The porcelain doll was worrying about having nothing to play with. He saw it by accident, became interested, and ran over with great interest. 'Study' him.

……

He was awakened by a numb and itchy feeling. At first he thought it was a bug, but when he opened his eyes, it turned out to be...but...it was...

Little Peony is playing with his little meat worm!

The "sexuality" of monsters is "kinky", and most monsters get their cultivation by walking with immortals or demons or having sex with the same kind.Although he disdains this kind of shameless method of enhancing his cultivation, but...but what he is in front of is his favorite porcelain doll!

So, he didn't wake up immediately, so he didn't stop the porcelain doll from playing with fire, so it turned into a tragedy.

The short and tender hands curiously and without any obscenity fiddled with his little worm, gently pinching them from time to time, he was very happy, clenching his teeth to control his silence, and gradually became obsessed for this sensory stimulation.

In fact, Little Peony is just curious why the worm won't move no matter how hard it is poked, and the other end is still 'biting' on the little brother's body. The little brother is resting, so he has to get rid of the little worm quickly!

The reason is that he refuses to let Little Mudan see his whole body when he takes a bath on weekdays, and Little Mudan is in the period of being indistinguishable between male and female. In the eyes of others, she can be male or female, and little water snake has never seen her before A woman's lower body naturally imagined that the lower body of Little Peony was a man, so in his eyes, Little Peony was just a little boy, and the reason why he didn't let him see his naked body was because...

Ahem, shy.

He is already two hundred years old!Although his cultivation level is not high, he already knows what he should know. The demons and demons who are the same age as him have already started playing the game of fighting elves, and the shame naturally arises