Reborn as a thief and a husband

Don't be so modest, by the way, I'm here to tell you that I'll just buy today's lunch and dinner, and wait for me to come back obediently in the hut! "

"Your injury..."

"It's alright!" Nanfeng patted his chest boldly, looking very hard, but in fact he was very measured, "You continue to practice, don't forget to come back for dinner, I'll go first!" He turned around at the same time He murmured in a low voice, "You must have nothing to do..."

A certain person's martial arts are so high, even if he speaks with breath, he can still hear clearly. Lu Ziye watched him go away, and when the other person's figure was no longer seen, Fang smiled lightly, and the negative emotions accumulated in his chest were swept away. .

Nanfeng's 100 taels were exchanged for loose silver by him, and he dug out a few coins from the closet, put them in his arms, and went out, but saw Lu Ziye was about to enter the door, he nodded his head as a signal, and when he passed by, Lu Ziye But he said, "I'll go with you."

"Ah?" Nan Feng turned to look at him when he heard the words, the two were in the door and outside the door, but the distance between them was only about a fist.

"You don't know martial arts, I don't worry, I don't want to see you being beaten in a mess again."

"Hey, that person is too strong, okay, who dares to hit me for no reason, you stay with me, even if you are good at martial arts, so many people are arresting you, you can beat me Have you ever passed them? Cut!" This matter is a thorn in Nanfeng's heart, and once it is mentioned, it will become hotter.

Lu Ziye was not angry, and said bluntly: "I'm just worried that something will happen to you, let me follow."

"This..." This guy's eyes were so gentle and amiable that Nan Feng couldn't firmly refuse for a while, he hesitated again and again, and seemed to see white money falling on other people's heads in a trance, "This can't be done! What if you What should I do if I am recognized by others? I will regret it later!"

"These days when you were recuperating, I went shopping alone, and I was not recognized by anyone." Lu Ziye didn't think so.

"If you're not afraid of [-], you're just in case... huh?" Before he could finish speaking, someone held his shoulders with both hands, and the slightly smiling phoenix eyes looked at him softly, making Nanfeng not speak out. The words were instantly forgotten.

"It'll be fine, trust me."

Facing the light, the phoenix's eyes gleamed, like a clear lake, as if it was about to drown people in it.

Who is the evildoer...Struggling to be rational, Nan Feng murmured: "What do you use to make me believe you?"

Lu Ziye squeezed his round shoulders, turned around and entered the room, and after a while, when he came out again, he seemed to be a different person.

He was wearing peony clothes, with his waist slightly bowed, under the bamboo hat that covered his brows and eyes, there was a bearded chin.

At his age, he has not yet grown tall, so pretending to be an adult is easy to be seen through, but pretending to be an old man... is very penetrating.

Lu Ziye deliberately lowered his voice, stroked his beard, and said in a hoarse voice, "Young man, it's time to get on the road."

"Pfft... um! Grandpa, I'll help you." Nan Feng laughed loudly, stepped forward and pretended to hold his arm, and an 'old' and a young man went to buy lunch together.

┈━═☆A pink bead curtain swayed with the wind, and after a while, a yawning boy emerged from it. The boy's big round eyes still had a bit of ignorance from just waking up. Stretching, looking out of the window, he couldn't help shouting: "Ah? It's already noon! No wonder I'm so hungry..." Ganqing woke up from hunger.

After a brief wash and wash, he put on his crumpled Taoist robe, the young boy picked up his little cloth bag, straddled his body, and went out. He was taken aback for a moment, then ran back to the room as if thinking of something, and got out of the messy big bed. He took out a golden Qiankun bowl, shook it lightly and said, "Hey, hey! Is the one inside still alive? Hey..."

"What's the noise! ​​Don't shake it! Stinky Taoist priest, you're going to make your head dizzy!" A childish voice full of anger came from the bowl, and the little Taoist smiled, relieved, "I'm going out to eat ,are you going?"

"Go, go! Of course, you want to starve me to death." Xiaolu quickly agreed, thinking that when he let himself out to eat, wouldn't it be a good time to escape?

"Then you have to be obedient, don't cause trouble for me, otherwise...hehe." He smiled sinisterly, but unfortunately the people in the bowl couldn't see him at all, and readily agreed: "Don't worry, I will be obedient! Xiaolu He is the most obedient child!"

——It also depends on who the obedient object is.

On the way, Xiaolu cautiously asked: "Why don't you let me out? If you don't let me out, how can I eat?"

Yue Yuemu narrowed his eyes and smiled, patted his body comfortingly and said, "You don't need to release you, you can still eat, and you will know when the time comes."

Xiaolu's small head couldn't figure it out, so she had to give up and keep silent.

After eating, Xiaolu finally understood the meaning of the stinky Taoist priest's words 'You don't need to let me out, you can still eat'!

"Oh! Ah! Don't throw it away! People are going to be smashed to death!" This is a private room, no matter what Xiaolu calls, no one will find out, Yuemu is enjoying the food beautifully, while throwing it into the bowl.

Hmph, goblins don't need to eat at all, how can this little trick fool him?Go dreaming!

"I told you not to throw it away, can't you hear me, you are a big deaf man, if you abuse me again, it will be regarded as killing living beings, be careful and be punished by God!"

"Ha," as if hearing a great joke, Yuemu laughed out loud as soon as the words fell, "A mere little goblin dares to tell me God's punishment. If I spare your life, it will be regarded as good deeds. Be content with it." you!"

His master taught him since he was a child that every monster must be punished, and he must never show mercy.

However, there is no bloody aura on this little paper crane. On the contrary, it is clear, full of aura, and endearing. This shows that he has never harmed anyone before, and after that... Now that you have met him, don't even think about doing it. bad thing.

"Hmph, don't be too proud, I don't want to eat, I want to drink water!"

At the beginning of the month, Mu poured the water in his teacup, and when he realized what he had done, he was so shocked that he threw the teacup far away, and with a bang, the teacup shattered into pieces.

How did he forget!Little Lvyuan is a paper crane, and what she is most afraid of is water!

"Hey, are you okay?" Yue Yuemu hurriedly hugged the Qiankun Bowl in his arms and kept calling, but it was quiet inside, no matter how he shook it, he couldn't hear a single response.

No way... His heart sank suddenly, he was so flustered that he didn't know what to do, and in a hurry, he chanted a spell and let Xiaolu out.

[029] Touching the scenery

"Haha, you've been tricked!" As soon as Xiao Lufu appeared, he immediately let out an arrogant laugh, and incidentally made a grimace at him, waving his little wings and swishing towards the big The open window flew away.

Yue Yuemu's face turned pale, and he hadn't recovered yet. Seeing that Xiao Lu was unharmed, he didn't know whether to be happy or angry.

"Little evildoer, dare to play this trail, this trail will make you unable to eat!" Yue Mu shouted sharply, and with a wave of his hand, a red talisman flew out from his sleeve, following Xiao Lu like a shadow, Xiao Lu Before Green could escape from the clutches, he was immediately captured by the red talisman.

"Despicable! Shameless! Nasty! Dead Taoist priest, stinky Taoist priest, rotten Taoist priest!" Xiaolu kept yelling, hanging not far from the window, Yue Yuemu walked to the window and pinched him as soon as she stretched out her hand.

"Your mouth is really poisonous. I don't like this trail, so seal it." After finishing speaking, he tapped his fleshy fingertips on the small green pointed paper crane's beak, and the croaking insults stopped immediately, replaced by It was a pair of small round eyes staring at him angrily.

"Ha, if you are right with this path, let's practice for hundreds of years." Yue Yuemu said with a smile, turning a blind eye to his glaring eyes, put him in his arms, and continued to enjoy his lunch.

┈━═☆"Grandpa, please do me a favor, the little one has been three days..."

"Didn't eat, right? There are old and young, right?" Being grabbed by his trouser legs again, Nan Feng answered with a smile on his face. If he made the same mistake a second time, he would No surname Nan! (Actually, the surname Bei is not bad...) The beggar was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously let go of his hand, knowing that he had met someone who was not easy to mess with.

"Why don't you say it? Isn't it thick-skinned? It's not embarrassing to come out to beg for food at a young age. Look at that old man, look at that old lady, look at that fat head and big ears. The second generation of rich people," Nanfeng pointed to passers-by A, B, C, and D on the street with a heartbroken look, "Look at you again! How much better are you than them? You have a lot of good years, you have You have a strong body, and you dare to come out to beg for food like this. If I were your parents, even if your legs were discounted, I wouldn’t let you come out to embarrass yourself. You are right. Parents, are you worthy of your male body, you are still a man, I think you are not as good as a woman!"

Damn, being robbed of money last time made Nanfeng suffocate. If he hadn't been robbed of money, he wouldn't have met that demon, and Xiaolu wouldn't have died!These beggars are really poor people, and poor people must have something to hate!

The beggar was taken aback by what he said, and even the few beggars nearby also silently lowered their heads.

"Begging is getting something for nothing, little brother, if you keep doing this for a long time, how many people will you have to serve as cows and horses in your next life to pay it off? You have hands, feet and brains, what can you do to make money? Look at those rich people, they Why are rich people, do they have three heads and six arms, do they have one more leg than you or one more head than you? Then why can they become the rich people envied by everyone while you can only be a beggar everyone despises? miscast