Reborn as a thief and a husband

The small trumpet shouted vigorously: Violence is prohibited!Stay in harmony!If you are Chinese, don't give me a crooked building! ) Nanfeng (innocent): In fact, it is more likely that I am an undercover agent. Son?

Nan Feng (face changed): How dare he not! ! ! (Smashing the table!) Someone took a certain little mouse with fried fur into his arms, sat on his lap, and patted the fur.

So, after that, the whole hall echoed someone's whispering: Are you right? I remember you had an ex-girlfriend. Tell me the truth. Your ability to attract bees and attract butterflies is not comparable to that of my master. It's up and down, the tokens of love are all taken away, you can't do nothing to Miss Fu, Lu Ziye!If you're a man, tell me the truth!

Lu Ziye (slightly shy): When I confessed my love that day, I only knew what a... dream... (dropped a widow), how could it be possible to have anything to do with Miss Fu?

Nan Xiaofeng (thoughtful): That's right...

Chen Feiyang (suddenly raises his head and makes a sound): I agree with Jing's point of view!It doesn't have to be active derailment. Moreover, passive derailment is also conducive to highlighting the kindness of the protagonist, and it is more conducive to intensifying the conflicts between the protagonists, and highlighting the depth of love between the two to the greatest extent. Why not do it? ?

Li (smiling): Then, I would like to ask the opposing side a question. When you see the person you love the most having sex with another man, can you face it calmly with a smile?

Chen Feiyang (silent, then erupts): ...Damn it, I'm going to kill him now! (Leaving in a rage, not forgetting to drag someone away) Everyone: ...it seems that there are quite a few undercover agents.

Nanfeng (weak): I would like to ask all seniors, what does the letter NP on the introduction of our book mean?

Oh... what a pure boy.

Elixir (appearance of someone who came here): It means that you will meet many, many handsome guys in the future!Then have a sauce with them...Huh?Murderous!

Mo Yuanxun (darkly threatening): Who dares to touch a single hair of his! (Hold someone into his arms) Nan Feng: Uh... I suddenly remembered that the faucet was left on at home...

Lu Ziye: It's late!Where did that damn mountain go!

Host (quietly fleeing) Audience: Calm down, calm down...

[The host argues weakly: Shanshan is a human being, so the quantifier 'seat' cannot be used...] Lu Ziye (stands up quietly without showing any weakness): I dare.

As a result, there was a flash of swords and swords, accompanied by various voices of cheering and shouting.

[The host who escaped back at some point: This is the difference between a man and a woman. A woman's first reaction when seeing her man fighting is to go up and persuade him to fight. A man's first reaction when seeing his man fighting is: Damn you can't lose!Beat him up! 】Result: a tie.

Mo Yuanxun (laughing): When you meet your opponent, can you have a drink with me?It's really not easy to cultivate at such a young age, I admire it!

Lu Ziye (smiling): Senior, please.

A group of people dragged their families away...to far away...

The opposing side clears the field.

Zhengfang: So...we won?

So they happily formed gangs to find a place to have dinner and celebrate.

He Yan (asking Ning Chen): What do you usually like to do?

Ning Chen: Kill people.

He Yan: ... I also like to butcher people!But I prefer the kind that kills people without blood. How about it, do you dare to have a plate? Don't worry, I won't cheat.

Kai Ji (muttering to himself): Which cheater would call himself a cheater?

Ning Chen: Alright, the loser lies on the ground and barks like a dog.

He Yan (stunned): Why?

Ning Chen (laughing maliciously): Coax my son.

He Yan (suddenly realizes): Then can I bring my son here too?

……

Host: You bastards, on behalf of God, I despise you!ah! (Screams) Whose sword was thrown out and forgot to catch!

Well, so the final conclusion of this debate is: no, cheating is bad behavior, writing is just an imaginary plot to promote the development of emotional lines, cheating in reality is a betrayal and irresponsibility of feelings, the wall People who despise Jiang Zi! (Middle finger raised) When you are forced to, you can think about it, besides giving up your body, do you really have no other choice?

[160] try to accept you

On the quiet street in the early morning, there was a rush of trampling horseshoes from far and near.

Suddenly, a person stepped out from the dark alley by the side of the street, raised his eyes and saw two galloping horses galloping towards him, the angry peach blossom eyes narrowed, and walked straight towards the middle of the road.

"Ah! Wow——!!!"

Unexpectedly, there were such reckless passers-by, who just rushed in front of the galloping horse. The person immediately screamed and tightened the reins, and the horse's hooves barely stopped in front of the visitor. The horse held its head high and neighed in dissatisfaction. call out.

Nan Feng was still shocked, when he took a closer look, he suddenly turned from anger to joy, he jumped off the horse lightly, rushed to the opponent in three or two steps, and said happily: "You are back!"

The other party's expression was very bad, and he looked him up and down in a mess, and became even more angry, grabbed his arm and walked away, "Go home!"

"Ah ah ah...it's dirty!" Nan Feng himself didn't like to touch himself with those muddy claws, but the other party didn't care. No matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't get rid of the other party's restraint. In desperation, he had to compromise .

"Ah, wait!" Remembering that there was another person traveling with him, he hurriedly turned his head to say something, but when he looked back, there was only the back of Ai Yezhu riding a horse and leading a horse away.

"Tsk, slipped fast enough,... Hey, what's the smell?"

Moving his nose suspiciously, Nanfeng poked his head like a puppy and sniffed at the person walking in front, his expression changed for a moment.

However, before he could open his mouth, the people in front started to question him, and said in a stern voice: "I don't sleep well at home at night, what are you running around, I don't know if I will worry?!"

"I……"

"You still make yourself like this, are you afraid that you won't catch a cold and get sick?"

"That is……"

"If you run around without saying hello next time, I will definitely find a chain to tie you up, and you won't be able to go anywhere!"

God knows, how afraid he was that the other party would leave without warning. When he went out, he thought a lot. Could it be that he was pushing too hard and the other party couldn't bear to escape?Or was he unable to accept his feelings and just walked away?Or did he meet another guy who looked like his ex-lover, and was easily abducted by others with just a few words?

All kinds of bad thoughts sprung up from his head like mushrooms after a rain, eroding his sanity, provoking his anger, and devouring his calmness, so his tone became worse and worse, and he was so cold that he almost swallowed the other party alive. It is only reconciled to eating it bite by bite.

"Hey, hey, are you enough? I haven't said anything about you yet. I haven't come back all night. Did you go out and do something bad?"

At that time, the thick and sometimes faint fragrance of the woman made his heart cold, and even his chest became sour.

You deserve it, Nanfeng... Who made you stubborn for ten years, the shelf life of love is only seven years at most, it's totally understandable for people to do this...

"Me?" Chu Qiaofei snorted, "I'll explain it to you slowly when I get back."

The most urgent thing at the moment is to wash and dry people first, so as not to get sick.

The warm day is rising, and the sun is slanting. There are curls of white smoke accompanied by the warm aroma of vegetables, which float from the corridor in a warm and peaceful way.

Nan Feng was pawing at the noodles, occasionally raised his head to grab a dish with his chopsticks, and then continued to eat in a dull manner.

She was wearing a simple white thin shirt with slightly narrow cuffs and auspicious cloud patterns embroidered with silver thread on the hem of the collar, lining her white wrists and fair cheeks, so pure and beautiful that she was spotless.

The man in Tsing Yi seemed to be eating slowly but actually had no appetite. He subconsciously watched every move of the person opposite him. Knowing that he was sulking, he opened his mouth to break the oppressive silence and said, "Let's talk about it first, what did you say yesterday?" What are you doing out late?"

Nanfeng took his face out of the rice bowl, and said in a muffled voice: "Last night, I had a nightmare, dreaming that you disappeared, I couldn't sleep after getting up, and you didn't come back. I was afraid that something might happen to you, so I went out to look for you .”

"That muddy body is..."

"...I couldn't see the road clearly at night and fell into a puddle."

The unhappiness, fear, and anger smoldering in his chest miraculously dissipated in an instant, and the warm sun seemed to really seep into his clothes at this time, soothing his body and mind softly.

"Then what are you doing? What are you doing again?" Nanfeng asked unwillingly, touching Tian's soup-stained lips.

"For example, if you were the old prime minister, what kind of husband would you find for your daughter?" After the crisis was resolved, Uncle Chu also had the leisure and patience to be persuasive.

"Why did Mao ask this all of a sudden?" Nan Feng bit his chopsticks, turned his head to think for a while, and said slowly: "Of course I want to find a good husband who is reliable, rich, or powerful. After all, I am old and will not live long. Well, find a good family for my daughter, then there is no need to worry about it after death."

"That's right, I'm afraid this is the common idea of ​​fathers all over the world," Chu Qiaofei smiled and nodded, "But although I have money but no power, I don't want to climb this high branch. The prime minister thinks that everyone loves to lean on a big tree." It's good to enjoy the cool, but I don't, so, you say... what will I do?"

There is a bit of evil and cunning in the charming eyes. This man is getting more and more shrewd and terrifying. Nan Feng scratched his chin and said hesitantly: "Could it be that...you deliberately smeared yourself in front of the prime minister and let him down on you. ?”

"Ah……"

He chuckled softly, couldn't help but leaned forward, passed over the table full of bowls, chopsticks, cups and saucers, and quickly sucked hard on the moist and tender lips that he had long coveted.

As if nothing had happened, he lifted up his clothes and sat back on the bench.