Reborn as a thief and a husband

Characters: Nanfeng, Heyan, Li, Ning Chen, Kai Ji, Lu Ziye Representatives of the opposing side: Elixir, Mo Yuanxun, Zhao Jiangting, Yin Xijing, Chen Feiyang, Shan Junyu A high-ranking, wealthy person, Zhengfang urgently needs support!

Nanfeng (disdain): There's a point, I threw a spell at them all in seconds!

Cough cough, violence is prohibited, host: I am very honored, it is Shan, next, I announce that the right of the first night of Xiaoshou or Xiaogong should be handed over to the person who loves me and loves me from beginning to end, right? The point of view is yes, and the point of view of the opposite side is that it can be tolerated and should not be tolerated. Let's start the debate, Ike God!

He Yan: I think true love is a pair of people for a lifetime. If you really love each other, then, at any time, your body should be kept clean for this love. Promiscuity is not good, and it is easy to get AIDS.

Kai Ji: (applause!) Elixir (shrugs): It doesn't matter, anyway, I'm a doctor, and the golden finger can be used to bring the dead back to life. What can little AIDS do to me?

Ning Chen (indifferently): You are mistaken. What we mean is that it is best to be loyal for love, otherwise, you will be considered half-hearted and wanton. Does such a person deserve true love?

Li: (Heavy nods!) Nanfeng: (Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?) Yin Xijing (frowning): What if there is no other choice?

Lu Ziye (raising eyebrows): It can be forgiven... (after a big gasp), but the punishment that should be given is still indispensable.

south wind:……

(Jing Momo glanced at Chen Feiyang, Chen Feiyang lowered his head, covered his mouth, pretended to cough, cough cough, you can't see me, you can't see me...) He Yan (patting the table): Where exactly are you from, Lu Ziye? ! ! !Are you an undercover agent sent by the opposition, tell me!

Lu Ziye (as immovable as a mountain): So what if it is, so what if it is not?

(The muzzle of a black hole is pressed against Lu Ziye's head) Lu Ziye (keep calm): What is it?

The host (holding a small loudspeaker and yelling: No violence! Keep harmony! If you are Chinese, don’t give me a wrong look!) Nanfeng (innocent): In fact, it is more likely that I am an undercover agent. I am still... a young What about the son... [#^_^#] He Yan (aggressive): Isn’t he your CP, isn’t he a young child?

Nan Feng (face changed): How dare he not! ! ! (Smashing the table!) Someone took a certain little mouse with fried fur into his arms, sat on his lap, and patted the fur.

So, after that, the whole hall echoed someone's whispering: Are you right? I remember you had an ex-girlfriend. Tell me the truth. Your ability to attract bees and attract butterflies is not comparable to that of my master. It's up and down, the tokens of love are all taken away, you can't do nothing to Miss Fu, Lu Ziye!If you're a man, tell me the truth!

Lu Ziye (slightly shy): When I confessed my love that day, I only knew what a... dream... (dropped a widow), how could it be possible to have anything to do with Miss Fu?

Nan Xiaofeng (thoughtful): That's right...

Chen Feiyang (suddenly raises his head and makes a sound): I agree with Jing's point of view!It doesn't have to be active derailment. Moreover, passive derailment is also conducive to highlighting the kindness of the protagonist, and it is more conducive to intensifying the conflicts between the protagonists, and highlighting the depth of love between the two to the greatest extent. Why not do it? ?

Li (smiling): Then, I would like to ask the opposing side a question. When you see the person you love the most having sex with another man, can you face it calmly with a smile?

Chen Feiyang (silent, then erupts): ...Damn it, I'm going to kill him now! (Leaving in a rage, not forgetting to drag someone away) Everyone: ...it seems that there are quite a few undercover agents.

Nanfeng (weak): I would like to ask all seniors, what does the letter NP on the introduction of our book mean?

Oh... what a pure boy.

Elixir (appearance of someone who came here): It means that you will meet many, many handsome guys in the future!Then have a sauce with them...Huh?Murderous!

Mo Yuanxun (darkly threatening): Who dares to touch a single hair of his! (Hold someone into his arms) Nan Feng: Uh... I suddenly remembered that the faucet was left on at home...

Lu Ziye: It's late!Where did that damn mountain go!

Host (quietly fleeing) Audience: Calm down, calm down...

[The host argues weakly: Shanshan is a human being, so the quantifier 'seat' cannot be used...] Lu Ziye (stands up quietly without showing any weakness): I dare.

As a result, there was a flash of swords and swords, accompanied by various voices of cheering and shouting.

[The host who escaped back at some point: This is the difference between a man and a woman. A woman's first reaction when seeing her man fighting is to go up and persuade him to fight. A man's first reaction when seeing his man fighting is: Damn you can't lose!Beat him up! 】Result: a tie.

Mo Yuanxun (laughing): When you meet your opponent, can you have a drink with me?It's really not easy to cultivate at such a young age, I admire it!

Lu Ziye (smiling): Senior, please.

A group of people dragged their families away...to far away...

The opposing side clears the field.

Zhengfang: So...we won?

So they happily formed gangs to find a place to have dinner and celebrate.

He Yan (asking Ning Chen): What do you usually like to do?

Ning Chen: Kill people.

He Yan: ... I also like to butcher people!But I prefer the kind that kills people without blood. How about it, do you dare to have a plate? Don't worry, I won't cheat.

Kai Ji (muttering to himself): Which cheater would call himself a cheater?

Ning Chen: Alright, the loser lies on the ground and barks like a dog.

He Yan (stunned): Why?

Ning Chen (laughing maliciously): Coax my son.

He Yan (suddenly realizes): Then can I bring my son here too?

……

Host: You bastards, on behalf of God, I despise you!ah! (Screams) Whose sword was thrown out and forgot to catch!

Well, so the final conclusion of this debate is: no, cheating is bad behavior, writing is just an imaginary plot to promote the development of emotional lines, cheating in reality is a betrayal and irresponsibility of feelings, the wall People who despise Jiang Zi! (Middle finger raised) When you are forced to, you can think about it, besides giving up your body, do you really have no other choice?

【141】It's a pity you don't understand

The people who were awakened by the crying stood under the eaves, staring silently.

From this angle, the person he is thinking of is being hugged tightly, only a part of the light gray clothes corner is exposed, that cheeky uncle is doing some shady tricks with his back turned to him.

He felt that if he didn't move, he was rushing upwards in a straight line with an anger that was hard to resist when he moved.

What about the obsession that was agreed, if there is someone in the heart of the agreement, will it never be changed?

Heh, meeting late at night with a man who just met for the first time, throwing arms and hugs at the same time, making his worries and cautiousness seem like a sarcastic cold joke.

The moonlight flowed, reflecting his dark eyes without a trace of color.

Nanfeng was crying heartily and couldn't help himself, when a sudden burst of force struck him. The sudden force forced him to leave this warm embrace passively, and then he was thrown on the ground with a loud slap. A slap in the face!

Xiao Yuqing's face changed, and he jumped in front of Nan Feng, opened his arms as if he was a bird protecting his young, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing!"

"It's not up to you to control! The monks will cut off all emotions and desires, Master Xiao, as the future head of Qiongshan Temple in the next generation, I really feel ashamed for your master and you!"

"May I ask what did I do to make the little benefactor so misunderstood?" After all, a monk is a monk, and the anger that is rarely provoked comes and goes faster. In a blink of an eye, he is humble and polite again.

"Then dare to ask, what were you doing just now?"

"Buddhism advocates kindness and generosity, and silently caring for others is also an invisible kind of charity. This little benefactor is sad and frustrated. Let me comfort him. Is there something wrong?"

Hmph, let alone someone you know well, why would you want an outsider to comfort you?What kind of nonsense is this!

Chu Qiaofei didn't want to listen to his increasingly irritating sophistry, so he walked around him and pulled Nan Feng's arm up from the ground. He dragged it up and left.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Xiao Yuqing called out from behind, Chu Qiaofei turned around and gave him a hard look: "May I ask Your Excellency what else is there for you?"

"I just want to tell Nan Feng that if the sprained ankle lasts less than a day, it's fine to apply cold compresses, and if it lasts more than a day, apply hot compresses. Of course, if the situation is more serious, you must buy some ointment."

Chu Qiaofei was startled, and turned his head to glance at Nan Feng, who was covering his face and bowing his head. The evil fire in his chest was extinguished a lot, and he responded uncomfortably: "Got it, thank you!"

After finishing speaking, he pulled Nanfeng into the room, slammed the door forcefully, and there was a loud noise, even the birds perched on the tree in front of the house were startled.

Xiao Yuqing shook his head helplessly and smiled, the word love is the most difficult to understand, and he has not been disturbed by it for half his life, it's really lucky, lucky.

After entering the door for a long time, neither of them spoke. Nanfeng sat on the edge of the bed, watching Chu Qiaofei hissing and bending over and rubbing his ankle. It must have hurt so badly. A strong nasal voice said: "Well... Yuqing said, if you don't pass a day, you can find some cold water for a cold compress."

"Don't mention him to me!" Chu Qiaofei raised his head and yelled, only to see that Nanfeng was looking at him innocently with two wet eyes. Palm prints, eye sockets are also red