Reborn as a thief and a husband

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【Rebirth: Becoming a Thief as a Husband】

Author: Yizi Jiangshan

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What is the saddest thing in the world?It was the young master who didn't believe in gods and Buddhas, so he was reborn into a monster.

What is the most cheating thing in the world?It is the young master who is omnipotent, but he is eaten to death by the senior brother.

What is the most unlucky thing in the world?It was the young master who was hunted down not only by people, but also by gods!

What's wrong with monsters, what's wrong with tails, what's wrong with being able to eat, what's wrong with being cute, what's wrong with being skittish, what's wrong with me being spoiled by a big brother! <(‵^′)>

[Succinct version of the copy: It is the story of all the demons, ghosts, gods and men working together to eat up the goblins with their fangs and claws] Main CP: Fried Mao Mengshou x Loyal dog and thief leader Gong, NP, those who don’t like it, come to the bed and personally training

【Preface】Even if others laugh at me in vain

The four-foot long sword kills all lovers in the world

Ten feet of soft red, full of lingering love and tiredness, the world of mortals, only love the flying shadows, shocking the three thousand weak waters, leaving the beauty with a flick of her sleeves, lonely and reborn in nirvana, only, bowing down for you.

---Character inscription Lu Ziye

【001】Say goodbye to your delicate buttocks!

Nan Feng felt that he had a very strange dream.

In the dream, he turned into a little mouse, happily gnawing on the corn cob, but unexpectedly, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, click——! ! !Unbiased, it hit him.

The little mouse instantly turned into a roast mouse.

He seemed to have really turned into that unlucky mouse, with burning pain all over his body, as if he had been thrown into the fire by someone, and he was about to die, when a vague figure appeared above.

The figure seemed to say something, but he didn't have the patience to listen, and rolled all over the ground on his own.

Then, he was held down by his shoulders, no matter how hard Nanfeng tried, he couldn't move. The burning pain made him shed crocodile tears. Thinking of him, Nanfeng, who dominated the campus for fifteen years, how can he be so aggrieved? , but it’s okay, it’s just a dream, it’ll be fine after I wake up...

A cool thing was stuffed into his mouth, and before the south wind could swallow it, it rolled into his throat by itself. In an instant, a coolness spread all the way down the thing, just like the cold water in the hot summer. Popsicles, like a fire in winter, relieved the pain of the south wind in time.

He no longer struggled, he eased his limbs, his belly spread out on the ground like a dead fish, huh?At some point, he turned back into a human form?Congratulations, but... Hey, hey, what is this benefactor going to do? ! !

Nanfeng felt that he was being picked up by someone, and when he lay down again, his body was no longer prickly weeds, but smooth silk and satin. , causing goosebumps to form on his rather hot skin.

Then... then...

Nanfeng covered his face with both hands, refusing to admit that this was a dream.

When he woke up again, it was already broad daylight. Nanfeng sat up, screamed, and fell back down again.

He bared his teeth for a long while, and waited until the pain in a certain place was not so painful, then turned over cautiously, and slowly crawled up like an old turtle.

I'm going to... where is this? !

No matter how good the freshman dormitory is, it is impossible to arrange it like a virgin forest. The south wind rubbed his eyes, and then rubbed his eyes... There is still a scene of singing birds and flowers in front of him. A gust of warm wind blows, and you can smell the freshness of the vegetation asked.

A shiny green thing flew into his field of vision, Nan Feng stared at it for a long time... still didn't see what it was.

The little green thing spoke, and it said: "Congratulations to the master for successfully surviving the catastrophe and being able to transform into a human form!"

Fart, I am a human being, so what, crossing the catastrophe?Isn't that something that only exists in Xiuxian online games?

Could it be... transmigrated into the game?So is this little thing a system prompt or an NPC?

"Who are you, why am I here?" Nan Feng lowered his head and touched his body. He was wearing a gray long gown with a gray belt. There was also a gorgeous brocade dress on the floor. Little by little...

The corner of Nanfeng's mouth twitched, it was just a dream, God, you don't have to be so serious...

The little thing flew up and down and said: "I am your little green, master, you are little gray, have you forgotten, it must be during the tribulation, Lei Gong chopped your head off... "

Little donkey?Can this thing be ridden? It's probably not as big as my own palm.

Nan Feng looked down at his own slap, Huh?Why is my slap so small?Only then did he realize that his body was about the size of a teenager. Can he sue his benefactor for molesting|molesting a minor?

"I'm Xiao Hui?" Why did he suddenly remember that the son of a certain Hui Tailang in a classic domestic animation came, Nan Feng cleared his throat, "Probably because of Du Jie, I don't remember anything, can you Tell me everything about me? Don't fly, I'm dizzy."

Little Green obediently stopped on his shoulder, and began to ramble about his past—to be precise, it was the past of that little gray.

Xiao Hui is a little gray mouse on Wanren Mountain, and Wanren Mountain is full of aura, so Xiao Hui can cultivate into a spirit. Infused with spiritual power, it can speak and fly.

In this half a month, Xiao Hui will cross the catastrophe once, yesterday is the day of Xiao Hui's crossing the catastrophe, after this catastrophe, Xiao Hui will be able to transform into a human form, so this catastrophe can be regarded as the last catastrophe of the little gray mouse's life.

"Then... did you see yesterday that, besides me, who else has been here?" Can't be eaten for no reason, Nan Feng touched his poor little butt without a trace, and made up his mind The idea is to seek justice for the injured little fart.

Xiaolu said: "Of course someone has been here! If he hadn't appeared, the master's calamity might be difficult to survive. Master, are you looking for him to repay your kindness?"

report...well...

Nan Feng gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I just want to ask him to repay, um..."

"Master, you look like you want to eat people."

"No...I'm so excited, since you remember him, can you take me to him?"

Xiaolu leaned into Nanfeng's ear and said: "It seems impossible, he is a god, it is very difficult to meet in the mortal world, if you go to the sky to look for it, master, you will lose your life."

Just imagine, a goblin that everyone can kill goes to the sky where the gods gather to find the gods... Isn't that just asking for death?

"Then what should I do? How can I repay my kindness? You don't know. I owe nothing to others the most. This conscience...it's uneasy!" When someone slapped him, he didn't return his set of Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. How can I swallow this breath?

Little Green flapped her wings, pondered for a while before saying: "Then we have to wait until he comes down to earth again before looking for him."

[002] Don't be too strong

It will be the Year of the Monkey when he descends to earth again!

Nan Feng was holding back his stomach, but he didn't care about being full. He looked around and found that there was not even a single family in this barren mountain.

"Hey, what do I usually...do I eat?"

Xiaolu bumped up and down as he limped, and said in a trembling voice: "Eat ~ jade ~ rice ~ stick ~ son ~ ah ~"

Nan Feng paused, picked up a half-eaten and burnt black corn cob, and the little mouse with its long tail gnawing happily appeared in his mind clearly again in his dream.

Could it be that... I have transmigrated into my dream?

Will this dream ever come to an end?Or... I want to live, grow old, sick and die in this dream, and live the life of a fairy for this damn mouse?

Grandma is so ugly, it's not good to dress like a dead gray rat...

You know, Nanfeng’s hometown is in the countryside, and what he hates the most is that the mice steal the food at home, which is not considered stealing, but grinding their teeth with those precious grains, leaving only a pile of fine powder there. If you say you steal, just steal it, and if you don't swallow it, it's really abusive to the extreme.

Angrily throwing the burnt corn cobs far away, Nanfeng decided: go down the mountain!

Now that the world is in turmoil, the biggest sect in the world has been bloodbathed overnight. No one knows how much enmity has been forged before, which made the murderer so vicious. Hundreds of people from the whole family were killed, and no one was left behind.

Not even the dogs were spared.

No matter where Nanfeng went, he could hear this news. The news was the same, but the versions were quite different. Some said it was a murder of love, some said it was caused by the grievances of the previous generation, and some said that the murderer was purely for the purpose of fighting for the world. The status of the first sect...

Nanfeng listened with gusto, like listening to a book. It seems that this ancient time is not so boring.

"Hey, do you have any money? I want to buy some buns to fill my hunger."

Xiaolu's solemn voice came: "I don't call you hello, I'm Xiaolu, master, you can use spells to make silver, as much as you want."

Nan Feng's eyes lit up: "Wow, wow, really, then teach me how to change, hurry up!"

"Master, you need to find a bunch of small stones first, and then say to the stones, 'Fortune is like a decree, and the wealth will come rolling in'."

"Really..." There are many small stones on the side of the road. Nanfeng walked over with small steps, looked around to see if there was no one, and then whispered: "Lucking money is like a law, and the money is rolling in!"

Hey!

Nanfeng was startled, he