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There was an unfamiliar voice on the other end of the phone: "Is your name...'Zhu Yi'?"

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't one ask "Are you a Chinese descendant?"The strange way of asking made Zhu Yi silent for a second, "I am Zhu Yi."

"Oh, that's good, I'm from the Tenth Traffic Police Brigade..."

"..." In Zhu Yi's mind, the word "traffic police" is a double synonym for "point deduction" and "fine".He began to recall his recent driving records, and he didn't seem to have any bad records such as illegal parking, speeding and running red lights.

His silence made the other party "hello", "Hello? Are you listening?"

Zhu Yi let out a "hmm", and then listened to the other party continue to talk——

"...I mean, your friend had a car accident and is now in the No. [-] Hospital. You should deal with it."

Zhu Yi frowned, grabbed his coat without thinking, and while walking out, he confirmed: "Who is it?"

"I don't know, the person was knocked unconscious, and he didn't have any ID to confirm his identity." Speaking of this, the traffic policeman asked in surprise, "Hey? Don't you understand? I just used his mobile phone to make a call." ah!"

Zhu Yi confirmed that he has no impression of this number, but this is obviously not the best time to worry about such things.He just replied "I'll be there soon" and confirmed the ward number, while striding downstairs.

Ten minutes later, Zhu Yi arrived at the No. 10 Hospital.In the trauma emergency room, he saw a young man with long hair who was helpless with his mobile phone——

Different from the lazy expression seen in the past, Shen Wenruo was sitting upright on the bench at this time.There is no other reason to force him to sit like a clock—two hands are already wrapped into pig's feet, and the mobile phone is on his lap.Although the person tried several times to hold the mobile phone with the hand that was wrapped like a rice dumpling, it all ended in failure.

Seeing him frowning and staring at the phone, with the look of "a dog bites a hedgehog and has nowhere to bite", Zhu Yi chuckled softly.

He had to admit that this feeling of sudden relief was called "relief".

Zhu Yi's laughter was very soft, but it still seemed abrupt in the quiet ward.Shen Wenruo raised his head subconsciously, and saw the friend standing by the door and the smile on the friend's face, "Gloating, is this the attitude a friend should have?" Shen Wenruo hummed softly, "Zhu Yi, I think you should go back and rebuild your ideology and morality."

Zhu Yi did not explain to the other party.Choose between "knocked out" and "full of energy but broken paws," the latter of which is great news.

Ignoring Shen Wenruo's accusing eyes, Zhu Yi walked over, folded his hands and looked down condescendingly, raised the corners of his mouth, "It's grown a lot, it's better to sprinkle some peppers."

"You think you are chicken feet with pickled peppers?!" Shen Wenruo raised his uninjured leg, as if to kick.

Zhu Yi didn't hide, just sat down beside him, and picked up the phone on his lap for him, "What's the number of the brat?"

Shen Wenruo hugged a series of numbers, Zhu Yi pressed them one by one, and after connecting, he raised the phone to Shen Wenruo's ear, "Shen He, I will be a little late to get home, bear with me."

"Oh," the kid's voice rose an octave after the answer, "Wen Ruo Wen Ruo, let me tell you, I got [-] points in the test today, and you have to reward me!"

"Hey, let's talk."

The little guy said without hesitation, "Chicken wings!"

Zhu Yi laughed lightly, and then deliberately glanced at Shen Wenruo's two hands that had to be raised in mid-air with his naked eyes.

Shen Wenruo rolled his eyes at him resentfully, and resisted the urge to kick someone, and replied: "Got it."

After picking up the line, Shen Wenruo couldn't help but lamented that the world's morals were declining, people's hearts were not old, friends were unscrupulous, meeting people was unkind, and being careless in making friends.

Rarely did Zhu Yi not retort, but while playing with his phone, he asked the first doubt: "What happened?"

When it came to this, Shen Wenruo didn't even have the energy to lament his friend's unscrupulousness, "In short, one word: Injustice!"

In this car accident, Shen Wenruo was completely an innocent passerby who was implicated.But what is even more innocent is that no one in this accident was violating the regulations. The root of all evil lies in a manhole cover on the ground.Since the sanitation pool has not been cleaned for a long time, methane has formed over time. In addition, the temperature has been too low recently, and the concentration of methane gas has been too high, resulting in a small-scale explosion, which blasted innocent passers-by who happened to be cycling by more than two meters away.In order to avoid the bicycle falling from the sky, the passing private car owner hastily turned the steering wheel to the side, but rushed onto the sidewalk—Shen Wenruo became that poor victim.

Of course, if you really collided with the car, it's not just a matter of finger injuries at this moment.Don't look at Shen Wenruo who usually walks lazily and slowly, but when it's time to dodge, his movements are not slow.However, the result of the sudden retreat was a staggering fall.Shen Wenruo, who was busy supporting the ground with both hands, uttered a silent cry after seeing clearly where he had landed—that bastard threw glass shards all over the floor!

The end result is the same as now: people are basically fine, but their hands are tied into hedgehogs.Although the doctor had already picked out the glass shards and disinfected them and applied medicine, these two big steamed bun-like hands will definitely become the ears of the deaf in the next ten days—a decoration.

What made Shen Wenruo speechless was that there was no unit responsible for this accident.Private car owners are also victims, and it is reasonable to turn in a hurry, and they do not bear any responsibility.Facing the unwarranted disaster, Shen Wenruo can only comfort himself, he is not the worst one yet.The most unlucky bicycle owner, after flying two meters high, fell straight to the ground, causing a broken leg bone.

After hearing what happened, Zhu Yi didn't know whether he should sympathize with Shen Wenruo, or express his true inner feelings—feeling for Shen Wenruo's indescribable bad luck.After glancing at the other party's sad expression, he decided to ask the second question: "How do you have my number?"

Shen Wenruo answered it as a matter of course: "It's on the business card."

"Why do you have my business card?" Had to ask the same question, Zhu Yi felt that the other party was challenging his patience.

Shen Wenruo smiled "huhu", "You left a dozen on the table."

"..." Zhu Yi was speechless for a moment.This guy took his business card from his office when we met for the first time—this cognition gave him an indescribable feeling, and looking at the smile of the long-haired young man, how did he feel like the kind of person who is often A cunning wild animal written into legend.

Only Shen Wenruo continued: "...Ha, if there is any problem with the house, calling your number will be more useful than property management."

Faced with Shen Wenruo's "pragmatic theory", Zhu Yi's face darkened.However, after a while, another question suddenly hit his mind: "According to my last name, it should be at the end of the directory."

The tone of stating the facts made Shen Wenruo "cough" in embarrassment, "Hey? So what?"

A certain person's expression is typically pretending to be confused, but Zhu Yi didn't allow him to get away with it, "Since it's at the end, the traffic police shouldn't call me."

"Oh, well...you should ask the traffic police."

Ignoring the other party's exclamation of "Oh my goodness", Zhu Yi, who was already clutching the phone, lowered his head and called out the number book.In addition to the "Meow Meow Shen He" and "Fei Zai" that catch the eye, the first one is the five words, "Alalei Zhu Yi."

As the initial letter of the word "A", it is naturally ranked first.This also explains why the traffic police called him.And the strange question of "Your name is...Zhu Yi" has a reasonable answer.But, why Arale?

Zhu Yi glanced over, and although he didn't speak, he obviously had only one meaning—give me a reasonable explanation.

Shen Wenruo coughed twice: "Oh, this...do you really want to hear it?"

"Say." Word by word, the momentum is beyond doubt.

Shen Wenruo "coughed" again, "Well... Arale, of course it's the one..."

After hesitating for two seconds, the long-haired young man suddenly smiled, a smile that couldn't be called "goodwill" at all, "Alalei's meaning is naturally 'smelly poop face'."

Finally remembering the robot girl who played irrationally and liked to draw "Tuo Tuo" in the popular comics of the last century, Zhu Yi was silent for a while, thinking about an extremely important question in his mind.

Do you want to smash your phone on this guy's forehead?

However, in the end, rationality prevailed over impulse, and Zhu Yi stuffed the phone back into Shen Wenruo's coat pocket, "Let's go, I'll take you home."

It was almost six o'clock when I walked out of the hospital.This time was rush hour, and Zhu Yi, who was forced to stop due to the long queue of cars, raised his eyes to look at the signal light—the red "83" second.This number made him, who had no patience, unconsciously curl his fingers and tap the steering wheel lightly.

For a driver, waiting for a red light is undoubtedly one of the most boring things in the world, but today is a little different, as long as he slightly shifts his gaze, Zhu Yi can see an interesting program comparable to "Animal World" around him——

Because the fingers were pierced into hedgehogs, even laying them flat on the knees would feel pain, so Shen Wenruo had to hang his hands half-hung in the air.

In Zhu Yi's view, this action is similar to Australia's national treasure.Of course, Zhu Yi has to admit that Shen Wenruo's current expression is actually more suitable for playing a zombie than playing a kangaroo.As long as he straightened his arms, he didn't even need to put on makeup.

"Animal World" was staged right next to him, which made Zhu Yi raise the corners of his lips involuntarily.Noticing the change in his expression, Shen Wenruo gave him an annoyed sideways glance, "Hey, didn't your elementary school teacher teach you what is 'sympathy'?"

Considering the occupation of the other university teacher, Zhu Yi understood that the consequences of one answer would inevitably lead to the final rise of the debate to an advanced state of ideological debate, so he chose to ignore this question and withdraw his gaze.After starting the car and crossing the intersection, he casually asked, "Who wrote it?"

The long-haired young man coughed lightly, but unfortunately the hand wrapped in a steamed bun couldn't reach his lips to make a corresponding cover-up movement.Half a second later, Shen Wenruo turned his head to look at Zhu Yi, without changing his face and heartbeat, with an extremely upright expression, "Of course it's Shen He."

Zhu Yi didn't turn his head, but raised his eyes slightly, and saw Shen Wenruo's serious and upright expression from the corner of the rearview mirror.He didn't ask any more questions, but just responded with a faint "hmm".

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