The best of cold attack

"Wash together" Xu Zeze turned to look at the blushing Qiao Xiaoshou and said calmly.

"Huh? Why do we have to wash together!" Qiao Xiaoshou asked loudly in annoyance.

"Convenience." Xu Ze still looked at Qiao Xiaoshou with a paralyzed face.

"Just to save water, why is it convenient for two people to squeeze together?" Qiao Jinzhao complained, although the bathroom is huge, but the two of them are all boys.

"Up to you." Xu Ze chose to absolutely ignore Qiao Xiaoshou's weird thoughts.

Qiao Jinzhao was very speechless about Xu Ze's generosity, why don't you show yourself so generously?And don't hang around in front of me on purpose!

Qiao Jinzhao's eyes were glued to Xu Ze's body. Xu Ze was so white, he had a great figure, and his legs were so long...

"Wow!" Just as Qiao Xiaoshou was looking at Xu Ze obsessively, the shower suddenly hit Qiao Jinzhao's cute face, and what was even more shameless was that it was cold water!

"Why are you in a daze? You're taking a shower with your clothes on." Looking at Qiao Jinzhao, whose hair and shirt were wet, and with drops of water on his face, Xu Ze satirized without guilt.

"Xu Ze, you're a scum!" Qiao Jinzhao yelled again looking at the slack Xu Ze, but Xu Ze's effect was good, Qiao Xiaoshou didn't twist at all, and took off the wet clothes very decisively.

"I don't deny it." Xu Ze threw another shower to Qiao Xiaoshou, and said lightly.

"Just admit it." Qiao Jinzhao grabbed the shower that flew over and whispered.

Xu Ze ignored Qiao Jinzhao, who was convulsed, and took a bath by himself, until Qiao Xiaoshou broke down again.

"Xu Ze, give me the shower gel, wow!" Qiao Jinzhao couldn't find the shower gel anywhere and asked Xu Ze, but when he was walking towards Xu Ze, he accidentally slipped on the sole of his foot and walked forward.

"En?" After Xu Ze heard the sound, he turned around and was overwhelmed by Qiao Jinzhao.

"Hey, get up from me." Xu Ze was not as lucky as Qiao Jinzhao, and he had direct contact with the floor tiles. After a while, Xu Ze spoke slowly. This guy looks thin but not light.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Qiao Jinzhao realized that it was Uncle Xu Ze who fell on him, and immediately got up from him and apologized immediately.

"Come here, rub my back." Xu Ze looked at the overwhelmed Qiao Xiaoshou speechless, what a fool.

"Ah, okay." Qiao Jinzhao, who was at a loss, immediately started to act upon hearing Xu Ze's words.He picked up the bath towel and walked behind Xu Ze.

"Well, me, it's my first time rubbing someone's back or something, so don't worry about me if I can't grasp the strength well." Qiao Jinzhao put a bath towel on her hand and said awkwardly.

"How stupid." Qiao Jinzhao's brute force, like brushing pig's skin, made Xu Ze take a breath of air.

"What's wrong with me? Why are you scolding me again!" Qiao Jinzhao couldn't understand Xu Ze's sudden words, this difficult guy.

"Forget it, I overestimated your IQ." Xu Ze looked at the foolish Qiao Jinzhao and sighed. This idiot has lost his mind.

"Hey, please don't use that questioning tone to discuss my IQ! The IQ of labor and capital is higher than yours!" Qiao Jinzhao clenched his fist.

"Really? Why don't you let me test it." Xu Ze smiled, yes, I read Xu Ze's paralyzed smile, and Qiao Jinzhao instantly petrified.

"Ah, good..." Qiao Jinzhao agreed vaguely.Qiao Jinzhao felt his eyes go dark, and a cold lip pressed against her... Wait, lips?Are you kidding?

Xu Ze, it's so shocking, Qiao Jinzhao's brain crashed, more likely due to lack of oxygen, let's kiss, shorten the time?Qiao Jinzhao thought to herself.

Woohoo, labor and management agree to your kiss, why is it still so long?Because of the lack of oxygen, Qiao Xiaoshou's cheeks were flushed, and his eyes were foggy.

"Woo, Xu Ze, I almost suffocated..." Just when Qiao Xiaoshou thought he was going to suffocate, Xu Ze mercifully let go of Qiao Xiaoshou, and Qiao Xiaoshou gasped for fresh air again. After a while, he threw himself into Xu Ze's arms with great aggrievedness and choked up.

"Good..." Xu Ze hugged the aggrieved Qiao Xiaoshou with his backhand, and comforted him stiffly. After all, this was Xu Ze's first time comforting others.

"Woo, Xu Ze, I want to sleep now..." Qiao Xiaoshou continued acting coquettishly.

"No, you haven't finished taking a shower yet." Xu Ze did not follow Qiao Jinzhao's wishes this time, and refused decisively.

"Why, I want it, so I don't want to take a bath!" Qiao Xiaoshou waved his hands restlessly, splashing water all over the place.

"Soon, be good." Xu Ze said.I never knew that boys are so fond of acting like a baby, like a child.I had no choice but to be patient and coax Qiao Xiaoshou.

"I don't want to move, I want you to bathe me." The sleepy and confused shou rubbed his eyes, bargaining.

"...Okay." Xu Ze hesitated for a while, then agreed.

It turned out that Xu Ze had indeed baptized Qiao Xiaoshou for nothing, but Qiao Xiaoshou fell asleep halfway through.

That's right, Qiao Xiaoshou, who has been tossing around all day, should be sleepy. As for the question of IQ and kissing, let's talk about it tomorrow...

The next morning.

Last night, I fell asleep, or in the bathroom, uh, then what?It was Xu Ze who bathed me and carried me back. What happened before that?It's Xu Ze Kiss's own....Ah, what am I thinking? !

"What's the noise so early in the morning?" Because the convulsed Qiao Xiaoshou patted the quilt in disbelief, waking up Xu Ze. Xu Ze was speechless looking at the convulsed Qiao Jinzhao. ,

"Xu Ze, last night, I was dreaming, dreaming, and you seemed to kiss me, ahaha, isn't it ridiculous?" Qiao Jinzhao said stupidly, looking at Xu Ze's gloomy face, Qiao Xiao Embarrassed, he added the last sentence.

"Are you dreaming?" Xu Ze approached Qiao Xiaoshou, his breath hit Qiao Jinzhao's face, and Qiao Xiaoshou blushed instantly.

"That... um!" Qiao Jinzhao twitched the corner of her mouth in embarrassment, but Xu Ze sealed her lips as soon as she opened her mouth.

"Well, I'm awake." Xu Ze kissed Qiao Jinzhao's soft lips for 3 minutes, which made Qiao Jinzhao almost out of breath again. Not only was he having difficulty breathing, but he also felt a little uncomfortable in his chest. Fortunately, Xu Ze mercifully let him go this time. over him.After Xu Ze let go of Qiao Xiaoshou, he said softly, his calmness was a bit unbearable.

"Xu Ze? You kissed me just now?" Qiao Xiaoshou was silent, touching the lips that Xu Ze had just sucked, and after a long time, he pulled the corner of Xu Ze's pajamas, and asked suspiciously.

"Well, do you need to do it again?" Xu Ze looked at Qiao Xiaoshou who was in a daze, and smiled wickedly.He approached Qiao Xiaoshou again, causing Qiao Xiaoshou to swallow his saliva.

"Ah, haha... No need..." Qiao Xiaoshou was really afraid of Xu Ze. "By the way, Xu Ze, why did you kiss me?"

"It's just boring." Xu Ze looked at Qiao Jinzhao, who knew nothing, and chose not to tell the truth, so what if he told the truth?That's what people who don't understand... Even if it's true, he won't understand.

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By the way... Qiao Xiaoshou, can you open up your mind a little bit!You tortured Xu Ze to death, hello! (Quoting the reader's classic sentence)