Salted fish villain wearing a book self-help guide

Okay.

Just now it can only be said that there was a freeze in the live broadcast.

Now it belongs to the entire live broadcast room has exploded!

Just after Guan Yue calmly announced the fact that he and Yu Gaomin were together, within a minute, the live broadcast room was forced to close due to some technical problems.

Looking at the system with the screen turned off and on strike, the director didn't know what language to use to describe his fucking mood at the moment: "..."

Yu Gaomin, who came to his senses after realizing it, looked at the blacked-out monitor, and also fell into a rare silence.

But don't get me wrong.

Yu Gaomin is not feeling sorry for some live broadcast room.

His current mind is frantically looking for compensation for his future.

He had just sworn to the millions of people in the live broadcast room that he and Guan Yue had a brotherhood that was purer than pure gold.

Results in the next second.

Guan Yue put his arms around him and gave himself a slap in front of so many people.

A salted fish that lost its dream slowly covered its eyes with its hands.

His famous name!

The three people beside them were even more complicated.

Although they all came to the show to increase their popularity.

But it seems like the whole process.

They don't have much business, do they?

This kind of thinking, especially when the three of them took back their mobile phones, became even more crazy after seeing the number of fans and views of their personal Weibo skyrocketing.

Forget it.

They suddenly felt.

Isn't it good to just lay flat and rotten like this?

Following the two big men can save a lot of troubles.

Hey, sure enough, the highest purpose of life is to show off.

put!Just put it on!

Being slapped in the face every minute, especially when the person who did it was his boyfriend, Xianyu suddenly became unhappy!

He complained with a bit of aggrieved tone: "Why don't you cooperate with me, now everyone knows that we are together!"

Guan Yue rubbed his listless and drooping hair: "But we planned to make it public, didn't we?"

Ah this...

It seems that what Guan Yue said is indeed true.

"But, but..."

But you can't let him be so shameless!

Seeing that Yu Gaomin was still a little angry, Guan Yue chuckled, slightly bent his knees and squatted down, and planted a kiss on Yu Gaomin's lips while Yu Gaomin was not paying attention.

"I know that the seniors are all for my own good, but since we are all together now, we have to take on all the things together. I can't always take the lead in everything that I do. When it's my turn, that's it. Watching seniors being bullied?"

This makes sense.

And before the reasoning, Yu Gaomin, who was suddenly attacked, subconsciously glanced at the surrounding crowd.

The other people around him who had been treated as light bulbs for a long time silently moved their eyes away.

Didn't they see anything just now?

This stinky couple.

When I'm tired of crooked, I don't mean to avoid others at all.

Tired of being crooked, I started thinking about dealing with the people present.

It aroused strong dissatisfaction from the FFF group!

However, no matter how dissatisfied and bitter they were, in the end they were all turned back by Guan Yue's light and lethal eyes.

The director is suffering.

For a moment, he suddenly began to wonder whether he, the director, had the final say on the set, or whether Guan Yue and the salted fish beside him had the final say.

It's too sad for him to be a director!

Li Yipin, who was passing by, silently patted the director's frustrated back.

Why do you have to be tenacious all your life?

Wouldn't it be nice to play bad with them and be a passerby who looks down on life?

Before the two of them left the set, the director also found Guan Yue on purpose and asked if he could release the clip video of the two people's unabashed love and love that they accidentally captured on the set just now on the official Weibo.

Guan Yue raised his eyebrows, did not object, and acquiesced to the director's request.

So when the two of them took the first step on the plane, the official crew of "Escape from Zombie Island" released a small video of the two on the set, throwing dog food like no one else.

This made many fans who were resentful because of the sudden stop of the live broadcast just now live again!

Sure enough, it got real!

Guan Yu CP is yyds!

When Yu Gaomin got off the plane, he was silent for a long time when he saw the name of this familiar CP who wanted to escape but couldn't escape.

Damn, wicked fans.

What kind of idols really have what kind of fans.

Lezi people never admit defeat.

Only this time, the object of eating melons became himself after all.

The news of Guan Yue and Yu Gaomin's public relationship immediately rushed to the top of the hot search list, and it continued to occupy the whole day, and it never came down.

This made many ordinary passers-by confused, and when they clicked into the square, they were slapped by CP fans who had prepared all the extras.

Passerby is a trending search entered by one person.

What came out was two CP fans who were living and dying.

Not far away, in a dark room with faint light, a man with unruly stubble and messy hair gritted his back molars viciously.

Guan Yue...

Yu Gaomin...

He will make these two people pay the price severely!

The hot search of the official announcement of the two even hung up on Weibo for two full days before it was finally picked up by other topics.

Naturally, 80.00% of these other topics are related to Huang Yijun.

At the same time, after the exercise was over, Guan Yue, who was hugging his fragrant and soft salted fish, felt a little unhappy.

His original intention was to hang up the trending search of himself and Yu Gaomin officially announcing their love for a few more days, but Yu Gaomin was always thinking about Huang Yijun, afraid that he would come out to make trouble again, thinking that he must deal with this person first.

As a result, Xianyu was naturally asked for some compensation by Guan Yue, who thought what he said was very reasonable but was jealous because he paid too much attention to Huang Yijun.

Guan Yue gently moved the sleeping salted fish closer to his arms, and then set his gaze on the tablet indifferently again.

It made Huang Yijun so many hot searches in just a few days.

It's really cheap for him.

Ever since he was with Yu Gaomin, Guan Yue also clearly felt that his dark thoughts seldom appear now.

He originally thought that he would get together with Huang Yijun for the rest of his life, and at most he would end up ruined and scolded by thousands of people.

But Huang Yijun happened to be such a magical figure who could inspire the gloomy elements in his inner blood.

In this case, don't blame him for being rude.

Let this person go offline completely.

It's not as simple as a reputation war.

A philosopher once said this-

Doing some simple exercises before going to bed can effectively help you sleep.

As for who said this word from?

It does not matter.

Salted fish really had a sweet dream.

In his dream, he came to a castle made of candy. There were handsome men and beautiful women serving him meals in the castle. Even the plates were tacky and full of extravagant gold plates.

Xianyu cried and moved to eat, while looking at the beautiful and delicious beauties for dinner.

After eating, Xianyu stretched his waist contentedly and prepared to get up.

And the moment he turned around——

"Boom!"

A red salted fish fell to the floor with a thud.

Fortunately, Guan Yue laid out a soft white carpet in the room with a premonition.

This allowed the salted fish that fell off the bed to make a soft landing, without suffering any damage except for PP.

Of course, the slightest bit of damage caused here.

It's not necessarily caused by falling down.

Yu Gaomin blinked blankly, and found that there was not even a shadow of the person lying beside the bed.

Xianyu sat up from the ground, casually grabbed a set of pajamas from the closet and put them on before leaving the bedroom.

However, Guan Yue was not found either.

When Yu Gaomin was in a daze, the screen of the mobile phone on the coffee table lit up.

Yu Gaomin took a closer look and saw that it was a spam text message from a stranger.

Naturally, what is important is not this top-up promotion of "The Domineering President and His Exclusive Little Wife", "Sweet Heart: Old Attacks, Light Pets!" ", "The [-]th Suitor of a Delicate Beauty" and other short messages from goofy novels.

Instead, other former contacts displayed below the information bar.

"Want to know about the nasty things about Guan Yue's past? On the 5th floor of XX Hotel, confirm the password "Open Sesame" with the front desk, come to me, I can tell you everything you want to know. "

"..."

Such a retarded text message.

Even Yu Gaomin, who is short-sighted, can tell which idiot made it.

That greasy coquettish air really hit the face along the screen.

Not even text messages could stop this man's anger.

Yu Gaomin frowned.

This text message had already been read before he clicked on it just now.

This shows that someone has opened it before him.

And in this home.

This situation.

Yu Gaomin knew at a glance that the last person who saw this text message must be Guan Yue who is not at home now.

He wouldn't have set out to find this person himself, would he?

shit.

Yu Gaomin's heart started beating immediately.

Although he is not worried about Guan Yue's current combat effectiveness.

But Huang Yijun is famous for being coquettish and vicious.

What if Guan Yue suffered a disadvantage in his hands?

Guan Yue finally had a new life, and the hope of rebirth gained by accumulating thousands of deaths cannot be destroyed by such a villain.

Without even thinking about it, Xianyu just stepped on the rattling BMW and put on the handle of the door.

Then he turned slightly—

The gate is still standing erect, without any intention of shaking it.

Yu Gaomin: "..."

Grass.

He was locked up by Guan Yue again?

All right, Guan Yue.

May be patient now.

Xianyu sneered.

He wanted to prove it to Guan Yue with practical actions.

Guan Yue wanted to keep him.

The main thing to look at is not how he locked him up.

It depends on whether the salted fish is willing to be left in this golden cage.

10 minutes later.

Wearing a salted fish one-piece pajamas, Yu Gaomin held his mobile phone in a murderous spirit and stopped a taxi on the road, and ordered the driver to rush to the hotel at the fastest speed.

That ferocious expression.

At first glance, it was obvious that it was the home attire that had just snatched the door out of the house.

The look of gritting his teeth and announcing his destination.

Let the driver gossip in his mind along the way.

After arriving at the destination XX hotel, the driver put Yu Gaomin down, turned around and started sharing gossip with his friends.

"Let me tell you, I just pulled an angry young man in pajamas, and asked me to drive to the hotel as soon as he came up..."

"What else could it be for? Of course it's for catching rape!"

"Hey, the young man is so handsome, why did he meet a scum..."

"I also can't understand, that scumbag's boyfriend is so handsome, if it were me, I would have already praised him to the sky, how can I still have the heart to scumbag him!"

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

The author says:

Half a day later, when I got home, I saw the glutinous rice balls on the door that had been violently demolished: "..."

Salted fish: Never underestimate the fighting power of a salted fish OVO