I should have known that you were a jerk!

Taking a shower has a more magical effect, that is, no matter what season it is, no matter what the weather is, it can take away people's exhaustion and fatigue, and make people feel refreshed and radiant through the next day. one tomorrow.

Of course, it might be the next second.

Well, after all, the pressures of real life are always, for some people, unbelievably heavy at certain times.The fast-paced social life always makes people feel out of breath, creating an indescribable sense of suffocation. At a certain moment, these people may be completely crushed by the pressure of life and never get up again.

In order to avoid this kind of thing from happening, it is taken for granted that people need to relieve stress.

At this moment, our uncle Lu Zechuan is releasing pressure.

Simply put, take a cold shower.

Feeling the cold liquid coming down his body curve, Lu Zechuan felt that it was almost done, stretched his body and reached out to turn off the shower, the pouring water stopped immediately, and the cold water no longer hit hard. On him, but the water remaining on his body still worked hard to penetrate their coldness into the warm skin of the person bit by bit, dispelling the sticky smell on his body.

"Huh—cool!" Lu Zechuan took a deep breath, squinted his eyes and sighed contentedly, then reached for a dry towel and began to wipe his wet hair and body.

While wiping, he moved his face closer to the mirror. Although there were some transparent water droplets on the mirror, there was no mist that is common in winter, so he could see his face clearly.

After carefully looking at it for a while, he was satisfied to find that those horrible bloodshot and pale faces had disappeared without a trace, and changed into a rosy complexion, without the previous sense of decadence, although the whole person looked radiant. , but also enough spirit.

"It's much more pleasing to the eye." Lu Zechuan patted his face with a smile, and continued to wipe his hair cheerfully.

After taking a shower, he brushed his teeth and washed his face with great interest, and then walked to the bedroom naked, and then pulled out clean and fresh clothes and put them on neatly.

... Yes, that's right, of course he didn't close the very light and beautiful curtains.

How could he remember such a thing?

After getting dressed, his eyes glanced at the white mobile phone lying quietly on the bed. Lu Zechuan paused for a moment, then ignored the mobile phone in a good mood, turned around and walked towards the living room with a little bouncing.

Turning on the TV, Lu Zechuan was lazily lying on the sofa, his arms resting on the outside of the armrest of the sofa, swaying back and forth, his eyebrows and eyes were bent, and his smile was very joyous.

Then this inexplicably good mood lasted until the apartment doorbell rang.

"..." Lu Zechuan, who was watching TV, was stunned for a moment, and then quickly realized that he was delivering food—oh, he ordered noodles for two months, and the time for delivery was fixed—so he responded After making a sound, he got up, walked to the door, and stretched out his hand to open the door.

"Your egg noodles, ten yuan." The proprietress appeared in front of the door, smiling kindly, the wrinkles on her face were not so obvious due to the accumulation of fat. The red coat fits tightly to the outline of the body, and Lu Zechuan can clearly see that the poor dress tightly outlines the arm that may be as thick as his thigh.

This is a fat and gentle old man.

"..." Lu Zechuan blinked twice dully, and stood still.

"Your face?"

Lu Zechuan still didn't move, he was busy recalling some things that just happened yesterday.

Why did she send it?

...Oh yes, the kid quit.

Finally reacting, Lu Zechuan smiled naturally, reached out to take the noodles, and handed the money to the proprietress with a smile on his eyebrows: "Thank you."

"You're welcome, thank you for what you want!" The proprietress waved her hands with a smile, then turned and walked away. He stopped suddenly, his fat body paused, he turned his head and asked in embarrassment, "Is it 05:30?"

"Huh?" Lu Zechuan tilted his head in a daze, then nodded, "Yes, 05:30! If I'm not at home, you can put it in front of the door."

"Oh! Goodbye!" The proprietress turned and walked away again.

"Goodbye." Lu Zechuan calmly glanced at the fading fat figure, turned around and smiled, and closed the metal door of the apartment.When the metal door touched the wall, there was a not-so-light bang. He opened his legs as if he had never heard of it, and walked towards the big sofa in the middle of the living room.

Putting the noodles on the glass table, Lu Zechuan bent down and sat down on the sofa suddenly - the sofa cushion jumped with his movements - his hands rested on the soft back of the sofa, his whole body sank down relaxedly, he Leaning back, with his head also resting on the backrest, he looked down at somewhere, and the corners of his lips were drawn in a non-smiling arc.

Suddenly, he put his hand on his forehead, and let out a soft laugh, his chest vibrated slightly with the laughter: "Ah... it's time to eat noodles..." After saying such an inexplicable sentence, he sat up straight and put the bag Open the plastic bag containing the noodles, and then remove the chopsticks——

"Ding Dong"

The doorbell rang again.

Lu Zechuan paused, then tilted his head.

...let him think about how many people know the address of his apartment.

"...Could it be that the food delivery person is back again?" He blinked his beautiful black eyes twice quickly, then put down his chopsticks helplessly, got up and went to open the door again——

"Hi~ Ozawagawa, here I come."

In front of the door, a man who was dressed neatly and suspected of being tender was smiling and waving his white arms to him.

Lu Zechuan: "..."

"Xiao Zechuan~?" The man bent down and got closer, and stretched out his hand with a smile and shook it in front of his eyes, "What's the matter~, are you so happy to see me~?"

Silently looking at the man in front of him, his face was sprayed with hot air from the man's breathing. Lu Zechuan finally came to his senses and subconsciously wanted to close the door. Then his long and slender fingers relaxed a little bit. He pursed his lips and said, "You Think too much, I'm not interested in dead middle-aged men."

"Really, how could—"

"Also, dead middle-aged uncle, why are you here?" He interrupted the man's complaint with a dark face.

...So, why on earth did he give up his lunch time and go to a GAY bar that is so unscrupulous that it allows minors?

Lu Zechuan turned his head stiffly and looked at the man beside him with a pure smile——

And it's a bar run by such a dead man!

Couldn't help but widen his eyes, Lu Zechuan's face was almost covered with a thick layer of frost visible to the naked eye.

"Why are you looking at me like that, Ozawa~!" As if he didn't see Lu Zechuan's expression at all, the man frowned, stretched out his hand to pinch Lu Zechuan's thin chin with a smile, and turned that face to himself Approaching in the direction of the girl, she said in a pleasant tone, "I will be hard when you look at me with such cute eyes~!"

"...so I'm curious how you haven't died of AIDS yet." Twitching the corner of his mouth, Lu Zechuan felt that he shouldn't be angry for a moment, and he slapped off the man's paw in disgust , while glancing at the man out of the corner of his eye, he said meanly, "Since you are so easy to be hard."

The man shrugged and withdrew his hands, and said in a reproachful tone: "Really, I'm so easy to be hard on you~! I wouldn't even take a look at other stinky men!"

Lu Zechuan curled his lips in disdain, and moved his butt away from the man: "What about Lu Feng?"

Lu Feng, the man who provided Lu Zechuan with his sperm, who is about to hold a wedding with his gay man, is also one of the former lovers of the boss of the gay bar who is so flirtatious to death...

Oh, the name of this terribly flamboyant bar owner is Liu Si, a feminine name that cannot be any more feminine——Lu Zechuan always felt that the parents who named Liu Si either liked girls very much, or they expected their own son to be a girl. Will be a homosexual who likes creatures of the same gender as himself.

When he told Liu Si what he thought and laughed at his name mercilessly, he lost his first kiss - he was only 13 years old at the time, the same age as the takeaway Xiao Zhengtai, and he was in the second year of middle school Good time to be sick.

The tendon on his forehead couldn't stop jumping, Lu Zechuan stopped his memory with a dark face, turned his head and looked at Liu Si expressionlessly, and he slapped his father severely: "Is it true that the road Isn't Feng a man? Or..." Man Zai smiled maliciously, and didn't continue to express the malicious speculation he wanted to say.

"Xiao Zechuan, you have become bad~!" Liu Si spread his palms with a smile, and then said to Lu Zechuan as a matter of course, "So I broke up with him~!"

"...You won, pedophile." After a long silence, Lu Zechuan forced a smirk.

Liu Si's brows and eyes were crooked with a smile, and there were some fine lines at the corners of his eyes because of the smile, he looked proud and happy.

Cursing his lips, Lu Zechuan leaned halfway on the sofa in a particularly relaxed manner, with all the expressions on his face restrained, he stared at the smiling man with eyes without any emotion, "Say it, call me What's the matter?"

Liu Si blinked innocently: "I just miss you, what else can I do."

"Did you know that when you lie, that disgusting ending will disappear without a trace?" Lu Zechuan smiled mockingly, he leaned his body back a little, raised his chin slightly, and made an apologetic look. The haughty attitude that people hate, "Say something quickly, fart quickly, I don't want to come to the gay bar to see the waiters in broad daylight, it's a waste of my time."

Liu Si continued to hold on: "I said it all, I just—"

"Would you like me to be more direct?" Lu Zechuan raised his eyebrows impatiently, "What did your old lover Lu Feng ask you to do? ... Oh forget it." He paused, turned his head and smacked He lowered his tongue, and then simply put his legs on the sofa, crossed his arms and stared at Liu Si, and said impatiently, "You don't need to tell me, tell Lu Feng for me, I will go to the wedding."

Before he had time to say anything, Liu Si was told his purpose and looked at Lu Zechuan with a stiff face: "..."

This time it was Lu Zechuan who showed a proud and joyful smile.

The man looked at Lu Zechuan, and after a long silence, he couldn't help but cleared his throat and said, "...I said, Xiao Zechuan——"

"Huh?" Lu Zechuan suppressed his smile and raised his eyebrows to look at him.

Liu Si: "...Don't you think being too smart is not a good thing?"

Lu Zechuan muttered in a low voice: "...Why did you say that..."

Liu Si: "Huh?"

"No, it's nothing." Lu Zechuan touched his nose, and then quickly recovered his mocking expression, "That's right, this is really not a good thing."

Liu Si showed a happy smile, the mature man shrugged, looked at Lu Zechuan with a smile and said: "Yes, then can you—"

"Let me give you some examples to illustrate the disadvantages of being too smart." Lu Zechuan interrupted him, then sneered, and slowly smiled with the corners of his lips curled up.

He leaned his body back a little until he touched the soft sofa cushions. He let his hands rest freely, and then began to state flatly: "Because I was so smart, when I was five years old, I discovered that the two people who gave birth to me were the same. The hopeless gays—oh, the other kids were just out of kindergarten, right? (He said, tilting his head indifferently) Then I found out that these two gays were actually giving birth to me I got divorced after two months, which means I have been living a lie for five years."

Following his statement, Liu Si slowly put away his smile, and instead stared at Lu Zechuan silently, with his hands crossed on his legs, without saying a word.

The atmosphere suddenly fell silent.The voices of the waiters chatting, walking, and the voices of a few sporadic guests seemed extremely subtle and loud at this time.

Lu Zechuan never mentioned the matter between him and his parents in front of him—although the time he spent with his parents was so short that he could mention very few things—he broke up with Lu Feng Lu Zechuan hadn't been born yet, so he didn't know anything about his family.

But now, when Lu Zechuan told him, he found that he was not happy at all.

This kid is so calm.

Liu Si looked at Lu Zechuan's calm and uninteresting eyes, and couldn't help shaking his head.

He casually took a glass of colorful champagne from the tray in the hands of the passing waiter, shook it in his hand, Lu Zechuan continued to bend the corners of his lips and said: "Then when I was 13 years old, I discovered that I was a pretty good girl." Bisexual - oh so I kissed a girl the day after you kissed me."

Liu Si remained silent without saying a word.

Maybe this sentence is very interesting to listen to normally, but now, he can't laugh.

The owner of the GAY bar couldn't help but closed his eyes sadly, and the corners of his lips, which are usually raised, were tightly pursed at this moment, revealing that he was not in a good mood.

Squinting and staring at Liu Si for a while, Lu Zechuan put down the champagne, spread his legs wantonly, and showed a malicious smile on his face, then said slowly in an angry tone, "Pedophile , I find that look on your face really makes me damn happy."

Liu Si didn't speak, but reached out helplessly and tried to rub Lu Zechuan's head, but Lu Zechuan dodged it unceremoniously.

The person concerned glanced at him in distaste, then straightened up slightly, turned his head, and began to look at the bar boredly—even though he had looked at this bar countless times.

After all, it was still daytime, and there were very few people in the bar, only a few sporadic people, beautiful waiters in slightly adult uniforms wiped the counters, tables or two or three gathered to chat.

His sight happened to catch a glimpse of a fat middle-aged man in a suit and uniform. Lu Zechuan paused for a moment, then turned his head to follow the sight of the middle-aged man—well, he saw a male waiter Bending over to wipe the table, her upturned butt pouted because of the movement.

He saw the middle-aged man swallow his saliva.

……boar.

Lu Zechuan withdrew his gaze expressionlessly, then suddenly felt something, he frowned quickly and invisibly dissatisfied, his eyes flickered for a while, and finally stayed on Liu Si's face, he blinked : "Hey, pedophile..."

"?" The man withdrew his gaze from the table and looked up at him.

"Is there anything to eat?" Lu Zechuan slowly propped himself up and sat up straight, without any ups and downs in his tone, "I'm fucking starving to death."

The author has something to say: ... Why do I feel more and more tired of coding recently?I feel like I can't finish this chapter no matter how I write...

[Must be due to lack of motivation]

You have to comfort me hum!

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By the way, no one complained about Lu Zechuan's habit of not pulling the curtains... so surprised...