This monster loves to play tricks

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"Hey... little flower girl, why is it you again?"

"Well, general." The little flower girl put down the heavy bucket, stepped aside, and bowed respectfully.

"No gift, no gift."

The handsome man dressed in silver was speaking while lifting the water bucket that the little flower girl had put on the side of the road.

"The general cannot..."

He avoided the little boy's movements without any effort.

"Hey! This bucket is not light. Look at you with thin arms and legs. I don't see you walking heavily. How can you be just a little flower girl?"

Official grades in the fairy world are all determined by Si Shiting according to his cultivation level. Obviously, this flower girl's cultivation base is not low enough to be just a low-level flower girl, but only the fairy grade is not included in the fairy class.

The handsome man walked with big strides while talking, but the little flower girl just lowered her head and did not answer.

"What's your name? Why is it always you, the little flower girl, who comes to fetch water and see no one else?"

"Servant..."

"Ah?" The handsome man turned his head to look at the small figure beside him with a face full of surprise.

The little flower girl lowered her head and said in a low voice: "The name of the little fairy is Shitian."

This is actually the fairy leg of the servant generation!

"My name is Yuqing."

Shi Tian, ​​who was so ashamed that he wished he could burrow into the ground, raised his head in astonishment, "General Tian Zhan..."

"Hey, it's just a false name. You should call me Yuqing. I see that you have a very good background. Every time you lift water, you never forget to practice the magic of immortality. You are much more diligent than other immortals. Have you ever thought about joining the Heavenly Court?" Xianlian?"

"General..." The waiter's tone trembled, and his eyes were full of expectations looking at the tall and heroic figure in front of him.

"It's annoying to be called a general, you should call me Yuqing!"

Shi Tian stared scorchingly at the general called Yuqing, then lowered his head with dim eyes, "General, don't make fun of Xiaoxian. Although we have immortal products, we are just like the fairy flowers and grass in the garden. It’s just playthings for immortals to pick and play with, and who can treat us as immortals. There have never been little immortals like us participating in the immortal training.”

"Hahahaha...a joke! It never existed before, but it's not that it won't happen in the future. Why should Shitian belittle himself, I've never heard of a rule that no immortal prostitutes can participate in this immortal training."

"..." Shi Tian bit his lip and said nothing.

"What's your problem?"

"Who else is willing to pour dirty water on me to recommend?"

"Ah?" Yuqing opened her mouth wide as if she had heard some incredible words, she came back to her senses, and punched the little flower boy's chest firmly, "What's so difficult about this! Isn't there one in front of you? Don't tell me This general is not qualified enough to recommend you?"

You can bite the word "General" hard, and Yuqing looks at Shitian's face with amusement and embarrassment for a while.He didn't stop punching just now, but the little man in front of him just swayed, which shows that his cultivation is extraordinary, so if he goes to participate in the trial like this, he will surely succeed.It's just that I don't know how this little fairy has cultivated to such a high level that he is no lower than a second-class high-ranking immortal.

"Really, Xiaoxian thanked the general for his kindness." The little flower girl knelt down on her knees and gave Yuqing a big gift.

Yuqing hurriedly helped him up.

"Shi Tian's words are serious, it's just a matter of raising your hands." After finishing speaking, Yuqing picked up the bucket and took the little flower girl's hand and flew all the way to the outside of the garden.

"You don't have to worry about immortal refining, just wait for the good news, don't waste your practice."

Before waiting for Shitian's answer, the silver-white figure flew away.

When the silvery white was no longer visible, an indigo blue figure slowly appeared in the shadow of a corner of the garden.

"Taoist Ziqing really predicted things like a god, Xiaoxian thanked Taoist Taoist for his guidance."

"You just need to remember this kindness on that person's head."

"Xiaoxian remembers the Taoist teachings."

"Oh, I only hope that you will not forget this kindness in your reincarnation."

"..." Immortals also have reincarnation?

"Fortune and misfortune depend on each other, but helping you may not necessarily harm you. Don't be too obsessed."

"Taoist Ziqing, Xiaoxian doesn't understand, so I ask the Taoist to clarify."

"After the cause, there will be the effect. If there is an effect, there must be a cause. The world of mortals can only be studied in detail but not thoroughly, so how can it be unpredictable?"

"..."

"Because it has been planted, serve the sky, don't forget what you said today, and when you meet that person in the future, you must repay today's kindness."

"Xiaoxian will never forget it."

The indigo figure flashed across and disappeared into the sky.

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor."

"Yuqing..." A man in a bright yellow imperial suit in the hall stepped forward to help Yuqing, who was about to kneel down to salute, took his hand and led him to the chessboard, "You came just in time, I'm just in time It’s hard to find someone to play chess with.”

The corners of Yuqing's brows trembled imperceptibly.

"Your Majesty, among the immortals who can play chess in this high sky, I am afraid that Xiaguan is the least skilled in chess."

"But among the immortals who can play chess, Yuqing is the most attractive." The Jade Emperor teased half jokingly and half seriously, and squeezed his clinging hand tightly.

Yu Qing stared innocently at the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty!"

"Hahahaha! Yuqing, it's the most amusing when you look so frightened, that's why I like to play chess with you."

Heaving a sigh of relief, Yuqing withdrew her hands helplessly and sat down in front of the chessboard, picking up the sunspots and dropping them.

The Jade Emperor also sat Shi Shiran in front of the chessboard and made a move.

For a while, the hall was quiet, except for the faint fragrance brought by the breeze.

"Your Majesty doesn't look at the chessboard but looks at what the officials are doing?"

"Yuqing's black eyebrows are frowning lightly, which is really pitiful." The Luozi's hand turned around, and lightly swept between Yuqing's eyebrows that he couldn't avoid.

Yuqing blushed, and said angrily, "I'm afraid your Majesty is taking this official as some fairy prostitute?"

"It's not a fairy prostitute."

"..."

"It's a fairy..."

"Crack!" A son fell.

"Hahahaha... I have no regrets. I'm afraid that Yuqing will lose to me again this time. I have to think about what to punish you for. How about punishing you to serve me for a while."

"Your Majesty!" Yu Qing suddenly got up and knelt down, "Your Majesty's interest has been spoiled by the stupidity of the officials, so let's call other immortal officials to play chess with Your Majesty."

"Hey... what is Aiqing doing? I'm just joking, and you are too serious." The Jade Emperor sat upright but never got up to help, so Yuqing naturally didn't dare to get up.

"Isn't Yuqing here today for that fairy? I thought you wouldn't look down on others like others."

"This..." is clearly not the same thing!Yuqing was at a loss for words for a while, she obviously wanted to argue, but she was speechless to answer, and she really hated herself for being stupid in her heart.

"I'm afraid I can't rely on you in this matter."

"His Majesty……"

"Ai Qing, step down, don't mention this matter again."

"Your Majesty, it is lawless for General Tian Zhan to tamper with the name tag of the fairy and disrupt the order of the heavenly court!"

"Your Majesty, that little fairy's cultivation is really weird. It is not obtained through cultivation, and must be assisted by external forces."

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, wouldn't it be a big joke in Xitian if a low-ranking immortal can be ranked among the immortals and stand in the Lingxiao Palace?"

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, the fairy and the tree fairy in the garden secretly communicated with each other and borrowed the power of the fairy to help him pass the fairy refining. It really polluted your majesty's sage."

"Jade Emperor, General Tian Zhan is ignoring the rules of heaven to help that little fairy today, I am afraid that the relationship between the two is also very close."

"The relationship between General Tian Zhan and that fairy must be extremely tainted. If General Tian Zhan is allowed to be an official in the same palace as us, it will really insult the Qingming of Lingxiao Palace and betray His Majesty's love for talent."

"Your Majesty..." Yu Qing watched the Jade Emperor's cold gaze and swallowed her words.

"Heavenly Slaying General Yuqing's deeds against the heavens offended the face of heaven, and she was removed from the immortal class and demoted to the immortal rank. No celestial fate. The peach fairy rests on Xiao Fan's heart, get rid of the celestial roots and throw it into the devil's realm, let it fend for itself."

"His Majesty!!!"

"Your Majesty is wise..." All the officials shouted in unison to cover the thin voice.

"Yuqing..."

In the winter snow, the men in thin clothes looked back at each other, unable to hide their peerless elegance at that moment.Turning around to wash herself, leaving the people behind her behind, just waiting for the clothes to be washed, Yuqing got up and made a shallow bow, and turned to leave.

Pulling the man into her arms, Yu Qing struggled and said coldly, "I'm afraid your Majesty will be polluted by the pickled place."

There are soft words and tenderness in my ears

"Yuqing has lost weight."

It's a pity that the heart is as cold as the icy water, and the thin cheeks no longer have the restlessness and anxiety of the past, and they look cold.

"Does Qing'er know what I'm thinking in my heart?" After finishing speaking, the man in bright yellow clothes leaned forward to kiss Yuqing's thin lips.

"His Majesty respects himself."

"..."

"Umm... ah... um..."

"Qing'er..."

"Hmm...um..." Moaned suppressed. .Yin melted in the bitter cold wind.

The winter snow was rustling, and the thin man was lying naked in the snow, his eyes were loose, and the bright red behind him was dyed.

"Shiqing, please take care of me tonight, so I have to take good care of you."

"Teach me a lesson! Pretend to be noble? What is the status of Tianjun, it is your blessing to see you."

"Shiqing, don't look at me like this, this is fate."

"Shiqing, I really don't want others to see this ecstasy gesture."

"Heaven Slash General."

"Who is Taoist Ziqing calling?"

"Don't hate me."

"Why not hate?"

"Because of admiration."

"hahahahahahahahaha."

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, that celestial minister dared to offend the celestial being. He was arrogant and shameless. If he stayed in the celestial world, he would have future troubles."

"Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, Taoist Ziqing is the number one disciple of the Buddha. I'm afraid this move by the minister will cause the Buddha's dissatisfaction. Your Majesty must severely punish the lowly slaves to appease the public's anger."

"Relegate Yu... Shiqing to the mortal demon world, and he will no longer be able to practice immortality and Taoism, Taishang Laojun, this matter is entrusted to you."

"Ziqing...you have a thousand years of cultivation and you just ignore it?"

"Old Monarch, from the startling glimpse of Lingxiao Palace, I am beyond redemption."

"Nie Yuan! Nie Yuan!"

"I implore Laojun to possess him in this purple jade."

"Ziqing, as long as his soul is above the blue sky for a day, he cannot escape, and it is useless to act obsessively."

"Love is deeply rooted, and I hope Laojun will fulfill it."

"Hey……"

"Taoist Ziqing."

"With this thing, you can find his reincarnation."

"Ming Xiao thank you Taoist for your kindness in helping me."

"Oh, don't you know it's a disaster? The day he sees you is the time when his life should end."

"No complaints, no regrets, forever with me, just for the day and night."

"Shitian, have you ever regretted it?"

"There was no mistake, why regret it?"

"Taoist Ziqing, have you ever repented?"

"It's better to lose the sky than to lose Qing."

"Yuqing..."

"Get out! Smelly Taoist priest! Beast! Let go of me!"

"Don't let it go!"

"Bastard! Mmm..."