The story of Xiaohou Ye meeting the dragon

Clothes, said seriously: "Just now your breath was not stable, and your blood was abnormal, I have helped you stabilize it." Seeing that Zhai Xiaohou was still looking at him in a daze, he explained to him: "It is winter now, it is not I don’t know why you have a lot of lust when you’re emotional. This is a big taboo for practicing qigong. I have to seal your jingguan, and use qigong to help you pass through the sky. Consolidate your foundation and cultivate your strength. From now on, if you practice qigong again, you should I can concentrate now."

Zhai Xiaohou seemed to be struck by lightning, he was dazed for a long time before he understood what he said, suddenly jumped up and threw himself on Long Yin, hugged him, gnawed and bit, his lower body swayed vigorously, hit him one after another, Long Yin didn't understand why, Frowning patiently, Zhai Xiaohou finally fell to the ground slumped, lowered his head, and looked at his little brother wanting to cry without tears—soft, wrinkled, sleeping peacefully curled up in his body hair, he really didn’t react at all. !

What is the situation!What kind of world is this!Also let people live!Zhai Xiaohou looked up to the sky and yelled, bursting into tears, feeling overwhelmed with grief—his only advantage, the skill he was most proud of, actually hibernated!

Long Yin saw him go crazy for no reason, and asked worriedly: "What's wrong with you?"

Zhai Xiaohou wiped away his tears, and said weakly: "It's okay, can this be untied?" This was what he was most worried about.

"Of course, you can untie it after a few days if you don't have any abnormal emotions. If you can't control it, you can untie it when spring comes."

"Oh." Zhai Xiaohou let go of his heart, wiped his tears again, and asked plaintively, "Why did you get spring?"

"Spring hair, Xia Rong, autumn harvest, winter storage, all things must follow this principle, and people are the same. It is best not to be emotional in winter, which is not conducive to cultivation." Long Yin explained it very reasonably, but Zhai Xiaohou just wanted to scold his mother : What autumn harvest and winter storage!It's not about growing food, what about hiding!Who says you can't have sex in winter?People are not birds, and when do they go into heat and ejaculate!

Alas, practice, this damn practice!Those who made Qinqin Longyin beauty so stupid don't understand the joys of life anymore!Zhai Xiaohou slandered the person who taught Long Yin to practice—no matter who he is—too much, and then made a compromise in a timely manner—there is no way to compromise, if Long Yin did not seal his spirit Guan made him inhumane, and he didn't dare to face Long Yin's naked body anymore, alas, the reaction was too big, it was too embarrassing!It’s better now, at least the two of them naked will definitely not cause any trouble—Long Yin will definitely not have any reaction, but Zhai Xiaohou can’t do it, if he keeps spouting nosebleeds like just now, he will be full of energy, hehe, I’m afraid If he can't finish this winter, he will be exhausted...

However, just seeing it like this and not being able to eat it is really, alas, what a pity~~~~~~ Zhai Xiaohou feels very pitiful.

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When two people from far and wide meet, they have different personalities and habits. When they live together, they are like two stones with edges and corners in a bowl. They grind each other until the edges and corners become smoother. , get along comfortably with each other.

Of course, if there are three or even four stones in the bowl, the running-in speed will be faster.

The third pebble is a little pig, and the fourth pebble is a little monkey.

Long Yin gave Zhai Xiaohou a new name, called Zhai Xiaohou, of course he didn't know that Zhai Xiaohou was often called Zhai Xiaohou in the past.He just thought Zhai Xiaohou was very interesting for no reason, and when he was furious, he looked like that little monkey who always came to him to play with.

Zhai Xiaohou loves Wu and Wu, and because he likes Long Yin, he has no objection to the name Long Yin gave him, but he is a little dissatisfied after knowing the origin of the name.

The little monkey lived in the back mountain, and often came to Longyin's cave to play, especially after Zhai little monkey started to learn to cook, the monkey came more frequently.Because Xiaozhu once teased him that he and Monkey are brothers, and because the back of his head shaved bald by Long Yin is indeed somewhat similar to the monkey’s buttocks, Zhai Xiaohou dislikes Xiaohou very much, but Xiaohou likes him very much and often pesters him. It's just that the little monkey's love is often unbearable-who likes to jump up and down chasing the monkey to snatch the snacks that have been snatched from him!

But as soon as Long Yin appeared, the little monkey and Zhai Xiaohou immediately became quiet. The little monkey jumped onto Long Yin and fed Long Yin with the snack in his hand. Long Yin smiled, took the snack away, and held the little monkey with one hand. Playing, the little monkey screamed and danced happily, and Zhai little monkey's eyes turned red with jealousy.

Long Yin played with the little monkey for a while, and threw it on top of the high cabinet. The monkey climbed up and went to play by himself. Long Yin turned his head and saw Zhai little monkey's expression worried, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Zhai Xiaohou quickly smiled: "It's all right, have you finished reading the book?" Long Yin reads books for a long time every day, Zhai Xiaohou really can't understand, and there is no one to supervise him, and he doesn't have to go to the imperial examination, why is he So what about reading?

"This is my homework. I must read all the books here before the age of 48." Long Yin took it for granted, because he has always lived like this.

When Zhai Xiaohou thought of those towering bookcases, he couldn't help shivering: "Why?"

"Books are the bridge of knowledge. Only by reading more can people understand the truth, understand the great way of the universe, and practice better."

Zhai Xiaohou was speechless. Long Yin and him were not in the same world at all. The colorful living world he had seen and known, Long Yin had almost never touched or understood it, and Long Yin learned about it through books. It is also difficult for him to understand the experience of everything that comes from him.

Long Yin is a bookworm!This is Zhai Xiaohou's definition of him.

He is just a cute nerd, and Zhai Xiaohou looks at Long Yin's face like a god with fascination, smiling and satisfied.No matter what kind of person Long Yin is, he is mine now, such a beautiful person, only I can guard him, watch him, take a bath with him, do exercises together, cook for him, wash his clothes...

Seeing that Zhai Xiaohou was habitually staring at him in a daze, Long Yin didn't care. He reached out and touched the top of his head, and said with a smile, "It's going to snow heavily in the next few days. If you're cold, find clothes to wear yourself."

Zhai Xiaohou was flattered and nodded quickly, Long Yin turned and left, Zhai Xiaohou was so happy from ear to ear, thinking happily: Lady Long cares about me!Tell me to wear his clothes!Isn't wearing Kiss Long Yin's clothes the same as hugging his body?Haha...he still touches my head, haha...why does he touch my head?

At the corner, the little monkey suddenly jumped from the top of the cave and squeaked at Long Yin. Long Yin leaned over and stroked its furry head, then walked away with a smile...

Every day in the cave, Long Yin reads and Zhai Xiaohou watches him; Long Yin paints and Zhai Xiaohou paints him; Long Yin practices kung fu and Di Xiaohou cooks; Take a bath, Zhai Xiaohou washes together.

The two of them are basically inseparable, in Piggy's words: conjoined twins!

A freak is a freak, Zhai Xiaohou doesn't care, as long as Beauty Long Yin doesn't dislike him, it doesn't matter what others say!He stood in the kitchen waving a spatula and shouted: "I just want to use my sincerity to keep the beauty of the dragon and the stone open!"

Under the rhetoric, the little monkey squeaked strangely, and the little pig turned over and fell down.

Happy days never feel long, and three months have passed in a flash. Zhai Xiaohou's bare butt... Uh, no, it's the hair that is more than half a foot long on the back of his head. In the robe, there was a faint sense of immortality in his actions. When he looked at himself in the mirror, Zhai Xiaohou was quite satisfied.

For a few days every month, Long Yin would go out of the cave, shuttle back and forth in the mountains, broaden his horizons, exercise his body, and observe people's affairs when he met people.Zhai Xiaohou is the fruit he brought back from a certain trip. Although it was troublesome at the beginning and Long Yin didn't want him, he was served very comfortably afterward. This person is really lively and interesting. So cold and quiet, there will be laughter and words, there will be food fragrance, well, it is very different from before, Long Yin began to like him.

Zhai Xiaohou also discovered this, and he was secretly proud, hehe, this is what he wants, slowly infiltrating, stalking, I'm not afraid that you Long Meiren won't take the bait!

In order to increase the chances of getting in touch, and of course, because it was really boring in the cave, Zhai Xiaohou begged Long Yin to take him out to play together, and Long Yin would basically agree, and then the two of them traveled together hand in hand, Xiaoao mountain forest—— If you don't join hands, Long Yin always walks high and high, and Zhai Xiaohou can't keep up if he doesn't keep up, and after he protested tenaciously countless times, Long Yin no longer grabbed his belt and carried him in the mountains. Instead of flying, they grabbed his arm and took him to jump together. Finally, the two of them could face the boundless mountains side by side, watching the sky filled with snow and frost everywhere.

It turns out that the mountains and forests that slowly change from winter to spring are so beautiful, it turns out that the desolate mountains are so majestic, it turns out that the world outside of the capital is still so big, it turns out... after a desperate life, you can still have an affair with a god, haha, Zhai Xiao Monkey is really happy now.

Although sometimes he misses his father, but when he thinks that the old guy is drinking and teasing with his concubine, he doesn't miss him any more, and other people and other things can't compare to the fairy in front of him. Human?As long as Zhai Xiaohou sees Long Yin, he can't think of anything, and he doesn't want to think about it. It seems that it is not impossible to live like this, and he is even happy, right?

But Long Yin is a bit strange recently, although he didn't say anything or do anything, Zhai Xiaohou just felt that something was wrong with him - who made them get along so tacitly in the past few months?

But why did he ask the dragon