The story of Xiaohou Ye meeting the dragon

What. "

"Ah?" Zhai Xiaohou asked stupidly: "You saved my life?"

"Yes."

"And then you hurt me again?"

"Almost..." Although it wasn't intentional.

"Is the gods doing things so upside down?!"

"you!"

"Humph!"

The two stared at each other with big eyes, the Immortal looked worried, and Zhai Xiaohou was furious.

"Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you, you go." The immortal waved his hand, turned around and wanted to leave, but Zhai Xiaohou shouted: "Why are you irresponsible!"

"What's the matter!"

"I was severely injured by you. I don't even know who I am. How can you bear me when you leave me, dying and alone, in this barren mountain!" Zhai Xiaohou complained tearfully: "Even if you see a cat on the road If cats and dogs are injured, they should be carefully picked up and taken home to take care of. As a god, you don’t want to care about a person who was hurt by you. I... I will sue you to Hades after I die!"

The immortal gritted his teeth: "You just made a small cut. I have already given you medicine. It will be fine in a few days. How could you die!"

"I'm dizzy! Nauseous! My limbs are weak! My eyes are dizzy! I can't walk at all, and I don't know where I am going home. A wolf will come over in a while, and of course they will eat me, and they will die!"

The fairy stared: "Then what do you want?"

"You take me back to take care of me, and we'll talk about it after the injury is healed."

"Hmph!" The Immortal hesitated, regretting in his heart, he really shouldn't have caused such a big trouble, yesterday he saw him face the robbers without flinching, and denounced him energetically, and thought he was a different person, how could he think...

"Ouch - Ouch -" Zhai Xiaohou held his head in his hands and moaned, out of the corner of his eye he saw that the immortal hadn't softened yet, and slowly the moaning became quieter, and he fell limply on the grass.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" The immortal turned his body on his toes, and found that this guy... fainted?

* 4 *

Immortals really live in caves.Zhai Xiaohou looked in amazement at the spacious stone cave in front of him, which looked like a huge hall with four sides of stone walls. It might not be five or six feet square. , not humid, the air is fresh.

In addition to this big cave, there are winding caves leading to several other stone rooms, just like a series of connected rooms. Storage room...toilet room, hey, the place to go to the toilet faces the empty canyon, and there is still natural running water for continuous washing. When it is convenient here, you can also watch the flowing clouds fly by, listen to the bird's voice, and have a wide view. Refreshing~~

This cave seems to have been formed naturally, and then it has been slightly repaired by people, and the furniture and utensils are all quaint and exquisite, extraordinary, even Zhai Xiaohou who comes from a famous family can see it secretly.

"It's great!" Zhai Xiaohou was full of praise, and the immortal looked calm, as if this ingenious cave was nothing special.

Next to the study room, there is another huge cave, like the main hall, with air holes to let light through. Zhai Xiaohou stepped in and was stunned for a while before turning around and asking: "This is yours..."

"The library." The immortal said plainly.

"Okay...it's big..." Zhai Xiaohou stared dumbfounded at the huge bookcases that were more than ten meters high, and there were so many books stacked on top of each other. It was really... a sea of ​​smoke.

If the spaciousness of the main hall is amazing, this library, which is several times larger than the main hall—no, it should be called the library cave, makes Zhai Xiaohou even more awe-inspiring. He also has a library in his home. Compared with this place, then Really, it is like a floating gnat to a big tree.

"You...haven't read all these books, have you?"

The immortal said: "No, it's only five or six out of ten."

"Fifty or six out of ten..." Zhai Xiaohou kept silent, admiring him very much, he really deserves to be a god, if you let him watch it, I'm afraid he won't be able to finish watching it in his next life.

Suddenly Zhai Xiaohou's stomach growled loudly, the immortal looked at him strangely, Zhai Xiaohou blushed and said, "I'm hungry." Of course he was hungry, from the day before yesterday until now, he hadn't had any water or rice yet, although he was in a coma for a day, But the stomach should be hungry or very hungry, not at all discounted.

Immortal nodded, stretched out his hands and patted twice, the voice was crisp and clear, and then Zhai Xiaohou was surprised to find a dull-faced man in black appeared from some cave, silently obeying his orders.

The god said: "Take him to dinner."

The man in black nodded, turned around and left, still without a sound under his feet, Zhai Xiaohou followed him in surprise, turned a few turns, passed through a narrow and long cave, and came to a half-open stone room, where there was a stove and a stove. The condiments are all available, which surprised Zhai Xiaohou—aren't all gods eating wind and drinking dew?

The man in black didn't talk, he took out a bowl of rice from the pot, took out two pieces of pickles from the jar, and handed them to Zhai Xiaohou.

Zhai Xiaohou stared blankly at the black pickles on the snow-white rice - just give him this?Is it too bullying?Zhai Xiaohou was furious, wondering where he had eaten such a crude meal in his life?

"Don't eat!" Zhai Xiaohou pushed away the rice bowl in front of him, rolled his eyes, and said loudly: "Bring me the food of the gods, and I will eat whatever he eats!"

Hearing this, the man in black stretched out his hand, and handed the rice and pickles to Zhai Xiaohou again. Zhai Xiaohou smoked from his seven orifices and shouted: "I said, bring me the food of the gods, I want to eat the same as him!"

The man in black pointed at the rice bowl in his hand disapprovingly, and made a gesture. Zhai Xiaohou was stunned: "He... the gods also eat this?"

The man in black nodded, put the bowl on the stove, turned around and lay down on a straw couch in the corner of the cave, and went to sleep.

Zhai Xiaohou was helpless, he was so hungry that he didn't care about rice and pickles, so he finally found a pair of chopsticks to eat, and the taste was not bad, but no matter how good it was, it was rice and pickles!While eating, Zhai Xiaohou missed all the delicacies he had eaten, and couldn't help but burst into tears.

"It turns out that it's not easy to be a god." He thought sadly, "I still have to eat pickles..."

After dinner, Zhai Xiaohou found his way back to the fairy's study, the man in black was extremely lazy, except for moving when he heard the call of the fairy, he would sleep the rest of the time, and he wouldn't move no matter how Zhai Xiaohou called.

The caves are wide and narrow, and there are places where the light penetrates into the sky, and there are completely dark corners and long corridors, but these places are not dark, and there are large and small night pearls on the walls of the caves, and the soft white light makes people feel delicate. now.

What a luxury!Zhai Xiaohou sighed, his aunt is the current empress, even in the palace, it is impossible to use so many precious luminous pearls as torches, it is too extravagant!

Back in the study room, the fairy is reading a book, and there are several huge luminous pearls used as candle lights. Zhai Xiaohou stares blankly at the hard-to-describe face of the fairy under the soft pearl light, and suddenly feels how lucky this bead can be The light is projected onto the delicate face of the fairy...

"It would be great if I were that book, I could be held by his hand, so close to his face...in a daze..." Zhai Xiaohou thought so, and did the same, he slowly walked to Li Shenxian. Not far from the huge white jade desk, he was sitting on the floor—because there was only one chair in Shenxian’s spacious study room—staring at the figure of the immortal, fascinated.

After an unknown amount of time, the immortal turned over the last page of the book, put it down, stretched his waist, and then turned around to find Zhai Xiaohou sitting at his feet, and asked strangely, "What are you doing sitting here?"

"Look at you." Zhai Xiaohou had a bitter face, although he was getting closer and closer until the gods ignored him, until he was almost attached to his feet, and he could clearly see the invisible fluff on his face, and he was very satisfied , but the rocky ground was cold, and after sitting for a long time, my legs couldn't move, and I couldn't stand up.

The god ignored him and got up to leave, but Zhai Xiaohou couldn't dodge it, and fell on his back, ouch, crawled slowly like a turtle, couldn't get up for a long time, the god was amusing, and went to pinch his waist a few times , to help his qi and blood flow, Zhai Xiaohou only felt that wherever he touched his hands, the heat penetrated his skin, and he was very uncomfortable. After a while, his legs returned to normal, and he was pleasantly surprised: "The gods really have a good method!"

The fairy smiled, like a new flower blooming, Zhai Xiaohou suddenly lost his mind, lost his mind, he was dazed for a long time before he came back to his senses, but the fairy has long since disappeared.

Anyway, no matter how big this cave is, it is not that big. Zhai Xiaohou searched slowly, and finally found the fairy again. It turned out that he was doing paintings in the studio. It turns out that it is extremely fine silk, which can last for a thousand years when used for painting. There are dozens of tubes of pens, large and small, hanging on the pen stand. The painting inkstones are all carved from jasper, and the end is priceless.

Zhai Xiaohou approached to have a look, and found that the painting skills of the gods were extremely good, and he was full of praise. After all, he came from the Zanying family, and Zhai Xiaohou was well-informed in calligraphy and painting, so he commented clearly and logically. share knowledge."

After being praised by him, Zhai Xiaohou's whole body became lighter. He smiled and said, "That's natural. My father also specially asked the first painter in the dynasty to teach me. The spring I painted... the picture of a garden full of spring scenery, in the Among the children of the capital, ten thousand gold is hard to find."

Zhai Xiaohou studied painting from a famous teacher for three years, and only the erotic paintings stand out. The characters in the pictures are vivid, their movements are hot, and they are extremely fragrant. The lechers in the capital officials are flocking to them. It is no exaggeration to say that calligraphy is hard to find.

The two of them talked and talked, and they didn't realize that the time had passed. When Zhai Xiaohou was hungry again, he would come back to eat.