The story of Xiaohou Ye meeting the dragon

Since he went to practice in seclusion and ignored him, Zhai Xiaohou was so bored that he finally sneaked out of the cave to play again.

"...the crowd searched for him thousands of times, and when I suddenly looked back, the man was there, in a dimly lit place~~~~" Zhai Xiaohou sang the song engrossedly, thinking of his Long Yin beauty in his heart, completely enjoying it, suddenly Interrupted by a sound of drinking.

"Hey! Don't move!"

Zhai Xiaohou was startled, but he didn't panic. He sat up unhurriedly, looked up - hey, he was surrounded.More than a dozen officers and soldiers each held a weapon and faced him as if they were facing a big enemy. Five or six soldiers even drew their bows and set arrows, and the gloomy arrows pointed directly at his vitals.

Seeing that he was calm and composed, the officers and soldiers became even more nervous, staring at him intently, not even daring to take a breath.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Zhai Xiaohou found it interesting. He was not afraid of these people. Although they didn't know his identity, Zhai Xiaohou was used to seeing people in the world, so he didn't pay attention to these little soldiers. Without even trying to cover up his naked body, he asked casually: "Where is your leader? Tell him to come over, the bow is drawn and the saber is unsheathed. What song is this about?"

The leader of the officers and soldiers said: "Are you the god in this mountain?"

Zhai Xiaohou smiled amusedly: "That's right, why, do you want to seek wealth or power? You don't want to seek a son, do you?" He glanced at the man's lower body with malicious intentions, and said with an evil smile: "Hurry up and give me money." Grandpa, I will kowtow a few times, and you will get what you want."

The man stared: "Bah! Stop talking nonsense!"

Zhai Xiaohou suddenly turned cold, and scolded: "What did you say?!"

Seeing his sudden aggression, the man was shocked, took a step back, clenched the long knife tightly in his hand, and said arrogantly: "Whether you are a god or not, Long Live has a decree to arrest you and take you to the capital, you should just obediently grab your hands and capture you! "

Zhai Xiaohou was amazed, long live to capture the gods in this mountain?How did Long Yin offend him?As for this Long Live, Zhai Xiaohou is no stranger, his aunt married this person, and now she is the queen of the dynasty.

"What do Long live want me for?" Zhai Xiaohou asked, and the man said: "We act according to the order, how can we know why, you don't have to ask, just follow us honestly." Seeing that Zhai Xiaohou was unarmed, he stopped Too nervous, although folklore the gods in this mountain have the ability to go to heaven and earth, but these officers and soldiers have seen more of the world than ordinary people, and they don't really believe in the stories of gods and ghosts, especially after seeing Zhai Xiaohou in person and hearing this whole body. The naked young man sang a lot of obscene songs, which was really funny. If he hadn't admitted that he was a god, they wouldn't be able to compare the fairy who didn't eat the fireworks in the legend with the handsome young man with evil eyes. linked together.

Zhai Xiaohou scratched his head and looked at the cliff not far away. Longyin's cave was halfway up the cliff, and he could just see it from here. He didn't want to lure these people to the cave, after all, it was Longyin It is a place where the family has lived in seclusion for generations, and it will be troublesome if people disturb it.

It's better to go with them first to see who dared to catch the gods after eating the bear's heart and leopard courage, hum!Even if he can't catch the gods and disturb his rest of Young Lord Zhai, it will still make him unable to eat and walk around!Zhai Xiaohou was dissatisfied with his desires recently, and was about to find trouble. Seeing trouble coming to him, he was not afraid of being overjoyed, dressed energetically, and followed the team of officers and soldiers.

* 19 *

When he saw the general leading the troops, Zhai Xiaohou was shocked, and so was the general.

"Uncle!"

"Slug!"

The two rushed forward, regardless of the panic of the surrounding officers and soldiers, hugged each other tightly, laughed and danced, the general leaned close to Zhai Xiaohou's ear, gritted his teeth and whispered: "Don't call me that nickname again!"

"Okay, okay, don't bark if you don't bark, but what's the benefit for little uncle?" Zhai Xiaohou smiled.It turns out that this person is the son of a family friend of his family, named Yan Xuan, according to his seniority, he should be called uncle, in fact, he is about the same age as him, and he was used to playing together when he was young, and when he grew up, he often got together because of similar smells. The boy often had two snotty noses when he was young, so Zhai Xiaohou called him Slug. This name has not been used for a long time, but now that he is mentioned, Zhai Xiaohou feels very kind.

Yan Xuan's face slumped, and he knew that seeing this guy was not good. "What you want is not a word. Even if I dare not give it, my father will be generous. What are you worried about?"

"That's true, I haven't figured out what you want yet, I owe you first, and I'll talk about it later." Zhai Xiaohou was not worried at all,

"Okay." Seeing that he was no longer embarrassed, Yan Xuan breathed a sigh of relief, and asked again: "Little uncle, why are you here?"

"Your subordinates arrested me." Zhai Xiaohou looked around happily, the faces of the officers and soldiers who caught him were ashen.

Yan Xuan glared at them and scolded: "You are blind! This is Rong Pinghou's son Zhai Xiaohou, Uncle Guo's precious lifeblood, how dare you be rude?"

When the officers and soldiers heard this, they were so frightened that they all knelt down, and the leader said tremblingly: "General, we found him in the mountains. He looked very similar to the fairy you described, and he admitted it himself, so we arrested him." When he comes back, he will definitely not dare to deliberately offend, please forgive me, my lord!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Xuan wondered, "How did you become a god?"

Zhai Xiaohou dusted off his clothes, and said calmly: "Why can't I become an immortal? I am an immortal with extraordinary talents. I can go to heaven and enter the earth. I know everything about the past and the present. Boy, quickly kneel down and make a wish. Maybe I will agree to you as soon as I am happy." .”

Yan Xuan laughed so hard that he pointed at Zhai Xiaohou and said, "You... you... just you? Become an immortal?" He knows who Zhai Xiaohou is, and they have been hanging out together since they were breastfeeding. Now, if Zhai Xiaohou can become a fairy, he can also go to heaven!

"Hmph! Be serious!" Zhai Xiaohou resented. This is the bad thing about acquaintances, and they can't even sell them.

Yan Xuan was still trembling with laughter, his title of general came from behind him, if it wasn't for this kind of leisurely errand, he would not be able to lead troops, so he himself didn't pay much attention to his image.

Zhai Xiaohou said angrily: "Snot..."

Yan Xuan immediately stopped laughing, straightened his body and said seriously: "Little uncle, you can pretend to be any god, but you can't pretend to be a god in this mountain."

Zhai Xiaohou asked: "What?"

"The emperor has a decree, asking me to capture the god in this mountain and send him back to Beijing. He wants to interrogate himself."

Zhai Xiaohou asked in surprise: "The emperor's decree?"

"Yeah, otherwise, what am I doing all the way to this poor country!" Yan Xuan had a lot of opinions about this errand, thinking how happy he was in Beijing to eat, drink, drink, and roam leisurely. If you catch it within a time limit, if you don't get it, you may have to be punished. Hmph, just thinking about it makes me angry!

"How could the emperor know that there are gods in this mountain?" Zhai Xiaohou was puzzled, besides, when did Long Yin offend the emperor?

Yan Xuan said: "I don't know the specific reason, anyway, I was sent on such an errand, and the explanation was very clear: there is a demon in Cangjia Mountain who pretends to be a god, and does many unrighteous acts. He will be arrested immediately and sent to Beijing for trial. .”

Di Xiaohou couldn't think of the relationship between Long Yin and the emperor, but he couldn't do it if he wanted to catch Long Yin. First of all, he, Zhai Xiaohou, shouldn't even think about it!He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I have lived here for a long time, where have I seen any gods, and you believe in the legends of those peasants and foolish women!"

Yan Xuan said: "Believe it or not, it doesn't matter, the key is that the imperial decree has been issued, we have to act according to the decree, right? But this time I really did not come in vain, I found you, little uncle, haha, I will make a big fuss when I return to Beijing." Rich."

Zhai Xiaohou wondered: "What kind of money can you make from me?"

Yan Xuan laughed and said, "Little uncle, you don't know that since you disappeared half a year ago, all the people accompanying you, including the officers and soldiers, have died completely, but your father, Rong Pinghou, was frightened and ran to the Golden Palace to meet the emperor. Complaining, crying so badly with snot and tears, even my father can't stand it anymore, and shed tears with him." Rong Ping Hou was sixty years old, only this one only son, love more than life, pampered to no end, Everyone in the court knows that Zhai Xiaohou's disappearance did not kill the old Hou Ye, no wonder he lost his composure.

Zhai Xiaohou felt sad, he only cared about being in love with Beauty Long Yin, and forgot about his father, alas, it's really unfilial!It was rare for him to find out his conscience, and he felt quite sad, and hurriedly said: "Isn't it alright? I was indeed in danger at the time, but I was lucky to have a false alarm, but the luck was unlucky and I never found a chance to go back , it made the old man worry."

Yan Xuan said: "Hey, you are very stable here, how could you know that your father almost turned the hundreds of miles upside down!"

Zhai Xiaohou asked curiously: "What's going on?"

It turned out that ever since Zhai Xiaohou disappeared, the emperor ordered a thorough investigation, and the officials of several provinces were in a hurry for several months, sending troops to repeatedly search for it within a radius of hundreds of miles. Staying in the cave, he didn't know that Long Yin lived in seclusion, and the location of the cave was extremely secret, so he was not discovered.

This matter has been raging for several months, but Zhai Xiaohou's body has not been found, and there is no clue, so it has to be unresolved. Every time the old master thinks about it, he always comforts himself: since no body is found, maybe the child is still alive, or maybe the child is still alive. Suddenly came back one day.The emperor, empress, and a group of old friends always persuade him in this way, so that he can be regarded as stable.

Zhai Xiaohou's nose was sore when he heard it, his parents were worried about his son traveling thousands of miles, and his beauty was playing with him happily, he never thought that his old father would be so worried, alas, unfilial!It's time to fight!Self-blame is self-blame, but he didn't really care about himself. He glanced at Yan Xuan with a smile and said, "Why don't you worry about me, kid? You're really in vain.