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Howto select a proper B-Day gift for Antoine Lavoisier

For a memoir materialized individual, it is inevitable that they hope that they can have a few more birthdays in the human period, but this is often independent of their will.For Mr. Lavoisier, if he could change his will back then (such as not coming out of the Louvre, not turning himself in to the police station), he might be able to live a few more human birthdays.It is true that there is no regret medicine in this world, so it is best not to remind him of this on his birthday.

How to choose a suitable birthday gift for Mr. Lavoisier?Remember, the principle is "don't let him think of his own tragic fate during the French Revolution".

1. Hometown native products

Leibniz: "Our German military industry is leading, so I chose a Zwilling kitchen knife for Mr. Lavoisier. In order to show him the excellence of this knife, I took out a frozen fish, I chopped off the head of the fish with this kitchen knife in front of him. But he fainted, why is that?"

Lomonosov: "Our famous gadgets in Russia are Russian dolls. I bought a set of Russian dolls for the lovely Lavoisier. I think this doll is very suitable for him. It has a neck The crack, and it can be separated from the neck. But I found that his face seems to be a little distorted, why is that?"

Voltaire: "This time just happened to coincide with my return from a trip to China. I knew that Lavoisier had suffered severe blood loss, so I brought him the blood-tonifying medicine commonly used by Chinese women, Wuji Baifeng Pills. He looked very happy, but When he read the instructions, he was unhappy, why? Could it be that the reason for his blood loss is different from those of his female friends?"

2. Tourism

Pascal: "On his birthday, I took Lavoisier to visit the Royal Monastery where I lived. When I was still a human, I spent many unforgettable times in this monastery. This monastery has a long history. After the time I lived, it was also transformed into a 'Freeport Prison' where the peasant director during the French Revolution was held, and now it is a hospital. Lavoisier said that he also lived in it for a period of time after November 1793 It was there, so he thought he didn't have to go; I think it just shows that the Abbey Royale is a memory we both share, so we should go. When I got there, Lavoisier couldn't walk well, and I wondered why he So excited?"

D'Alembert: "I strongly suggest that Lagrange should pay attention to Lavoisier's physical condition, he faints too easily. The thing is, on his birthday last year, I wanted to take him out for a walk. Where to go Okay? I think the Place de la Concorde is a good place, a place loved by the people of Paris and even the people of the world. Lavoisier said to this proposal: He had been there in May 1794, so he doesn’t need to go; Tour is more memorable. But after getting there, Lavoisier fainted at the obelisk, and I finally carried him back to the association. I don’t know why he had such a big reaction to this place. I remember he clearly He was executed in a place called Revolutionary Square, wouldn’t that place be today’s Concorde Square? Well, I don’t think so. Isn’t it?”

Condorcet: "As a victim of the French Revolution, I will definitely not bring Lavoisier to the prison/prison where he was imprisoned or the square where he was executed. That year, On his birthday, I visited the Louvre with him. It's a nice place, isn't it? There are statues of me and him on the Place Napoleon in the Louvre, which is very memorable Yes. But he was reluctant to leave after visiting the Louvre. When I dragged him away, Lavoisier was crying and said: 'I should have been hiding here all the time, why did I turn myself in? Is it already?!' I don’t quite understand what he meant, and I feel that maybe the artworks in the Louvre are too hard to let go. I will definitely take him there again next time.” (Don’t)

3. Books

Lagrange: "I think it is the most appropriate birthday gift to give Lavoisier a biography of himself, but I also hope to reflect my own characteristics. On this day I came to the bookstore and read various books about him. The biography has chosen one with my famous comment on him printed on the cover. He was very sad when he received the gift, and I don't know why. Is my comment strange?"

Boyle: "I think it is unreasonable to give Lavoisier a biography with the words 'cut off his head' on the cover, as Lagrange did, so when choosing a biography for him I avoided all versions that had Lagrange's quote on the cover. Also, in order to avoid his depression at seeing his neck intact in his portrait, I chose a version whose cover was specifically where he didn't Naked/neckless portrait. He was happy with the gift and looked at it. A few days later I asked him how my gift was and he seemed very sad again and I don't know why."

Laplace: "All biographies end in only one way--his biography should not be given as a gift with that in mind. Wisely I avoided all the books that dealt with his tragic end, and in the end I chose his "Chemical Memoirs" from the "Chemical Memoirs" given to him. The copies of this work he has are much smaller than "Chemistry Fundamentals" and other books, so he should not feel redundant. However, I am curious why this set of "Chemical Memoirs" is only the first One was written by himself, and the others were not. After receiving the book, Lavoisier shed tears when he looked at the book, and he must have been moved by me—anyway, I think so, how wise I am.”

4. Crafts

Udon: "As a sculptor, I naturally want to use my strengths. Voltaire told me that Lavoisier's name includes a metal called tin in Chinese, so I decided to make a tin Small full-length statue of Lavoisier. Lavoisier was very pleased with my gift. He kept it on his desk. However, an accident happened to this small sculpture in the winter of that year. The tin became thinner in the cold climate. Very broken, so the poor Lavoisier statue was broken into several pieces, first the head, then the hands, and then the upper body... I am very sorry for this, and Lavoisier still wraps these corpse fragments in a cloth. "

Davide: "As a painter, I gave Lavoisier a copy of the portrait I painted for the couple in my early years as a birthday present, but he was very sad when he saw things; so the next year, for To prevent him from seeing the portrait of Marie-Anne, I removed his wife from that painting and gave him his single portrait, but he seemed even more sad. I thought about it, I finally came up with a brilliant idea. In the third year, I gave Lavoisier a reproduction of "The Death of Marat", and he was very happy. Later, Lavoisier sent the painting and a bathtub to to Marat."

Marat: "The bathtub and "The Death of Marat" sent by Lavoisier made me unbearable. I decided to give him a guillotine in return. Suffering from the lack of materials, I found Danton, but he did not support my guillotine at all. I found Robespierre later, and for some reason, he, who was so enthusiastic about it back then, was furious now. There was no way, and finally I could only send him a handicraft guillotine; in order to show my respect for Danton and Rob To Bespire's wrath, I sent them both one too. The result is that I have more bathtubs."

5. Other

Rousseau: "I have always obeyed my inner intuition when choosing birthday gifts. Therefore, no matter who I am, the gift I give every year is always a 1:1 full-body portrait of myself and my autograph on the painting, so that they no matter what Whenever and wherever you see this gift, you will think of me, my best friend as human beings—it seems a bit strange to say that?"

Scheler: "I hope to share my happiness with my friends. My favorite food is potassium cyanide: bitter almond flavor, crunchy. Such a magical delicacy, there are only me and very few people in this world People have tasted it. So for Lavoisier's birthday present, I choose potassium cyanide."

Lafayette: "I thought the poor chemist needed to relax. So I picked out my trusty 'Hypnotism' set as Lavoisier's birthday present. This hypnotism set includes a large wooden barrel, big enough for one person ;'Magnetic liquid', this is my unique secret recipe; and many magnets. I strongly suggest that Lavoisier should be soaked in magnetic liquid, meditate with a magnet in his hand, and feel that there should be a fluid column tens of meters high above his head Straight to heaven, as I often do. According to several friends of mine who also love hypnotism, this device can also be used for evocation, so if Lavoisier wants to see his relatives, I believe it will not be a problem."

At last.

Descartes: "It's hard for me to imagine that you smart scientists and artists just judge what birthday gift Lavoisier should need by subjective conjecture; what you think he needs is just a humble and old prejudice. My Careful research shows that: By observing many portraits of him at that time, I found that he had a hobby of wearing black stockings. Therefore, I chose to give Mr. Lavoisier a pair of black silk.”

The author has something to say:

An interesting and sweet side story, I hope it will make your neck hurt~【Hey