Three melons and two dates

"How else can I put it another way, the sword goes off the edge, the dog jumps over the wall in a hurry, and the brave wins when we meet on a narrow road."

Thinking of the solution, thinking of Xie Huanxiu, who had a confused mind, finally came up with a bad idea on the eve of the quiz.

However, he himself didn't feel that it was utterly illogical to praise himself.

Xie Huanxiu is convinced that before the fifteenth day of next month, Wanhualou will never let Qingyou take off her veil in front of people.There is no impenetrable wall in this world, even if Wanhualou wants to hug Yinzi again, it is absolutely impossible for those bragging dudes to see Qingyou's true face first.

Of course, Wanhualou is no exception to Xie Huanxiu.

However, since he is a person whose true face will not be seen by anyone until the fifteenth day of next month, who can say whether Xie Huanxiu has seen him or not.

Beauty in this world is always the same.It is difficult to describe a person's characteristics out of thin air, but Xie Huanxiu is still confident in describing a woman's beauty out of thin air.

The key now is how to convince Li Rao and the others that he, Xie Huanxiu, really saw Qing Niao.

Xie Huanxiu, who had figured out the key to the problem, felt a lot lighter in his heart. After letting go of the big stone in his heart, he felt sleepy, and fell down on the bed contentedly, and fell asleep.

Since he didn't have a good rest these days, Xie Huanxiu, who was finally at ease like a sleeper, felt at ease, but he suffered a lot.

Early the next morning, not to mention that Shu Yan didn't respond to wiping his face, even Shu Yan changed his clothes for him.

In the end, Xie Huanxiu was still not awake.

In time for the quiz, Shuyan couldn't afford to ask him for leave, so he had to drag Xie Huanxiu to the school.

When Shuyan pressed Xie Huanxiu on the seat, he was still half asleep and half awake, and told Shuyan to leave quickly, and he would be fine in a while.

Although Shuyan was very worried about him, he had to leave the school in the end.

Halfway through the exam time, Xie Huanxiu gradually regained consciousness.

He looked at the time on the engraving, then looked at the blank test paper with no words written on it, and said to himself: Oops, hurry up and review the questions and answer the paper.

Although he barely finished answering the test paper in the end, Xie Huanxiu knew in his heart that his quiz results would definitely not be very good.

However, his mood was not affected at all. After all, this was just a routine quiz in the academy. Compared with being able to integrate into Li Rao's circle in the future, this is nothing.

Xie Huanxiu, who was humming a little tune, went home with his classmates who were happy in body and mind.

After arriving home, Xie Huanxiu leaned back on the chair, thinking about the solution he thought of last night, but still felt a little inappropriate.

Every time Li Rao and the others go to Huajiexiang, they don't just go to see what other people look like.

Although Xie Huanxiu has no official experience, he often heard Li Rao and the others talk about this matter. Sometimes they inevitably spoke out in the open. He has heard a lot, and he has a good understanding, so he naturally knows what is going on between men and women.

What's more, the woman was twitchy as soon as she came up, her behavior was frivolous, and she was dressed in eclectic clothes.

Xie Huanxiu also noticed that standing at the entrance of Wanhua Building, the women near the beauty column upstairs all behaved in the same way.Therefore, he infers that all fireworks women are like this.

Naturally, Qing Niao is no exception.

And he only said that he saw Qingyou, described his appearance, and then there was nothing else?

Seems unlikely.

Xie Huanxiu thought about it, although Li Rao and the others said on weekdays, although they can't have all of them, at least "the soft fragrance is in the bosom", "the beautiful woman is in the grasp" and "the unbearable waist" can still be described. .

Hearing what they said was heart-wrenching, and Xie Huanxiu also wanted to feel it.But when he thought of that dustpan, Xie Huanxiu broke into a cold sweat, and suddenly fell down.

He didn't have the courage to go to Huajie Lane again. Thinking about the dustpans that were falling all around, Li Rao and the others were still interested, and wished they could live there for the rest of their lives...

For the first time, Xie Huanxiu felt "admiration" towards Li Rao and the others.

Don't try it, Xie Huanxiu really can't imagine what Li Rao said.

Xie Huanxiu is in trouble...

"Tianguan, it's time to eat." At this time, Shuyan came in with the food.

Xie Huanxiu's eyes lit up.

"Shuyan, come here."

Shuyan responded, put the food on the table, and then walked in front of Xie Huanxiu.

"coming."

Looking at Shuyan who obediently listened to him, Xie Huanxiu was satisfied, this is his Shuyan.

Xie Huanxiu straightened up with a smile in his eyes, straightened his sitting posture, patted his thigh, "Sit up."

……

Just as Shuyan subconsciously wanted to do what Xie Huanxiu said, he immediately realized that something was wrong, and he froze there, looking at Xie Huanxiu with a dazed expression.

Xie Huanxiu didn't move his inkstone while reading, he was a little anxious, he patted his legs and urged, "What are you doing, sit down."

Shu Yan looked at Xie Huanxiu's legs, then at his face.

"Did you get stimulated by the exams? I opposed the Heavenly Official several times before, but it's rare that he didn't lose his temper. Maybe I just follow him this time, or I won't be happy for a while."

Although Shu Yan didn't want to understand what Xie Huanxiu was going to do, he still decided to listen to him.

The moment Shuyan sat on Xie Huanxiu's lap, Xie Huanxiu snorted, "You look very thin, why are you so heavy!"

Xie Huanxiu gritted his teeth, and straightened his legs again, for fear that the inkstone would collapse due to him.

In that case, it's really embarrassing.

Xie Huanxiu tried to reach out to ring Shuyan's waist.

Uh……

Xie Huanxiu was embarrassed, his arms were not long enough.

Shu Yan was already a head taller than Xie Huanxiu, and with his daily work, he looked skinny, but he was really flesh.It's not like Xie Huanxiu, who is used to being pampered, a white-faced and slightly fat scholar, looks fatter than Shuyan, but he is really not as serious as him.

Xie Huanxiu was taller than anyone else, his arms were short, not to mention thicker, and he had to use a lot of strength to hold the waist of the inkstone.

Shuyan looked at Xie Huanxiu blankly, struggling there like a little chick trying to hold an egg, inexplicably, but also quite joyful.

In fact, Shuyan really wanted to say something to Xie Huanxiu, if we change, it should be easy for me to come.

But looking at Xie Huanxiu's persistence, he didn't dare to mention it.

Xie Huanxiu, who finally managed to hold the inkstone in his arms, heaved a sigh of relief, and secretly complained about the inkstone, "It's really like wood, it can't move by itself."

Xie Huanxiu tried to pinch the soft flesh on Shuyan's waist, felt left and right to look for it, and found that it was hard everywhere...

"It's better to feel yourself!" Xie Huanxiu squeezed the soft flesh around his own waist with the other hand.

He tried to smell the smell of Wen Shuyan again.

Hmm... There is a smell of vegetables, and a smell of smoke, which is just smoked from the cooking in the kitchen.

Xie Huanxiu didn't feel the softness and fragrance in his bosom.

The unwilling Xie Huanxiu pulled Shuyan's hand again, seeing his broad palm, he clasped it with fingers interlaced, it was warm, and he was a little reluctant to let go.

Xie Huanxiu held it for a while before releasing it, and then held it up again, playing with the right hand of the inkstone.

Shuyan couldn't tell what was wrong, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but Xie Huanxiu grabbed it tightly.

He frowned and said, "Don't move."

Seeing that Shu Yan was honest, he continued to play with his hands.

Shuyan's fingers are slender, and his knuckles have not become thick because of doing farm work all year round.If it weren't for the layer of calluses on the palm and fingertips, it would be hard to imagine that these hands belonged to the laborer just by looking at the back of the hand.

Suddenly, Xie Huanxiu felt a little distressed.

He also has cocoon, but it's just for practicing calligraphy.

Ji Yuan never forced Xie Huanxiu to learn, but he was very strict in calligraphy practice.If you hold the pen incorrectly, you will be punished by a ruler; if you write poorly, you will be punished by a ruler;

In order to practice his handwriting well, his fingers were worn out, and he also suffered from frostbite. Finally, the thin layer of calluses was worn out on the place where he held the pen, and his handwriting finally got Ji Yuan's sentence, which is acceptable.

Therefore, Xie Huanxiu is very clear about what is behind the cocoon.

Shuyan came to Xie's house in Xie Huanxiu's third year.

Xie Huanxiu, who was precocious, clearly remembered that when he was enlightened, Shu Yan began to work in Xie's family.He is reading, and Shuyan is working.When he relaxes and goes out to play, Shuyan not only has to play with him, but also carries him home when he is tired from playing and running and refuses to leave.

But Shuyan never complained, never called him tired, he just didn't know he was tired, if you don't tell him to stop, he will always be looking for something to do.

Later, Xie's couple couldn't stand it anymore, persuaded him many times, and promised him that even if he didn't work, he wouldn't give him food, so Shuyan didn't try so hard to find something to do.

Thinking of this, Xie Huanxiu shook the hand holding the inkstone, and rubbed his forehead against his shoulder.

"Heavenly official?" Shuyan seemed to feel something, and tentatively called Xie Huanxiu.

After a while, Xie Huanxiu spoke.

"Shuyan, your hands are so hard and not white. It's not the 'hands like catkins' as mentioned in the book."

"Okay, then I'll make it softer later. But... maybe it won't be too white." Shu Yan looked down at himself, with a slightly dark complexion, and looked back at Xie Huanxiu with some embarrassment.

Xie Huanxiu's eyes felt hot, and he stuck his head on Xie Huanxiu's shoulder, refusing to get up.His Goudan brother has always been like this, no matter what he says, he will, yes, yes, yes, he will do what he says.

"However, how can the Heavenly Official soften his hands?"

Shu Yan tried to pinch his hand, it was indeed a bit hard, but he couldn't think of a way to make it softer, so he asked Xie Huanxiu hesitantly.

puff--

It has to be said that Shu Yan is really a master at destroying the atmosphere, with just one sentence, Xie Huanxiu's little sentimentality was all dispelled.

"fool!"

Xie Huanxiu was rarely gentle, and scolded this sentence with a smile.

Looking at the book inkstone with a foolish smile, Xie Huanxiu intentionally put on a straight face, "Close your eyes."

"what?"

"I said, close your eyes."

"Oh……"

Shuyan obediently closed her eyes.

For some reason, Xie Huanxiu suddenly remembered what Li Rao and the others said about "eating rouge", and wanted to taste it too.But he was too embarrassed to post it directly, so he asked Shu Yan to close his eyes.

Xie Huanxiu slowly approached the book inkstone, his two faces became closer and closer, and his heartbeat began to speed up.

This was purely caused by nervousness. Xie Huanxiu had never been so close to someone before, so he was a little embarrassed.

Finally, the four lips pressed together gently.

Shuyan's lips are different from other parts of his body, which are so hard, but soft and warm, a bit like the sweet-scented osmanthus cake he made, which makes people want to take a bite and taste it.

Xie Huanxiu, who could do whatever he wanted, really bit down on it with a little bit of punitiveness.

Shu Yan suffered from pain and opened his eyes.

"Why did you bite me?"

"Because you're stupid." Xie Huanxiu said without any embarrassment.

……

"time to eat."

Shuyan straightened up resolutely, left Xie Huanxiu to eat first, in protest.

Xie Huanxiu, who was in a good mood, didn't take it seriously, got up and stroked his hem which had just been wrinkled by the book inkstone, "Eat."

Just two words, but full of smiles.

Laughing till night, Xie Huanxiu couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he realized that he hugged and kissed Shuyan, but it was completely different from what he thought.

Recalling the dumb look of Shu Yan in his arms, I really can't make up my mind, she is a stunning beauty.

Xie Huanxiu, who was convinced that he would never go wrong, thought carefully about the problem.

The only flaw may be in the props.

"How about, let Shuyan change into women's clothes someday, put on rouge, and kiss again?"