The beast in the world

Put down Huilei's claws, give this old enemy a thumbs up, well, I have to go to sleep obediently.

Bai Xiaotuanzi squeezed in through the balcony door, and then he found the first question after entering the door, who, if you don't come back to help me, how will the door be closed?It's a pity that the unicorn has already flown away~ Lord Bai Ze, who has been dejected for a while, decides to rely on himself, isn't it just one door?If I can't close it, I can't stop it.Looking for something to block the door, the chair is too big, the coffee table is too heavy, and the small flower pot is quite suitable.Pi Dian Dian moved the flower pot, don't tell me why this little flower pot is so heavy, I'm so old!

After a lot of effort, I finally blocked the door, and crawled under the bed staggeringly. The second question came, how should I go up, fly?Oh, it's a bit difficult, you think I'm Qiqi!What to do, who will tell me?After wandering around for a while, forget it, let's not quarrel with that person, I must be really tired after walking so much during the day.

There is nothing dirty on the ground, I am not such a delicate person, hum.Bai Ze thought silently, and raised his head to take another look at the man, but unfortunately all he saw was the edge of the bed, the dwarf can't afford to be hurt!

Fang Shaoci's bedroom is covered with a pure wool hand-woven carpet with blue and green patterns, simple and elegant.Xiao Baize shrunk his body as usual, dawdled for a while, he was not as comfortable as the wool in the nest, and must go back to sleep tomorrow.Thinking about it gradually sank into dreamland.

Early in the morning, I was awakened by two calls in the dimness, who is it?Don't die, dare to disturb me to sleep?Xiaobaize opened his misty eyes, only to see darkness.Hey, could it be that my eyes are also blind, I can't, I can't speak, I can't see, so it's not a waste.No, he finally remembered, this old man is under the bed.Crawling out lazily, he saw Fang Shaoci who was looking around in sweat, "Oh, good morning, stupid human!"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, where are you?" Fang Shaoci opened his eyes early in the morning, and the first thing he did was to look at the box. As expected, the box was empty.He thought of the dream he had last night, in which there was a huge monster that took Xiao Bai away.The poor little thing shouted for help in the monster's mouth, "Master, come and save me, I will be obedient in the future, warm your bed, and never run away again." The little beast in the dream spoke human language, as if It was the voice of seventeen or eighteen years old, clear and bright, like a clear stream, gurgling through his heart.He was extremely anxious and wanted to rescue Xiao Bai, but no matter how hard he tried, his body still remained motionless. Just when his head was sweating from anxiety, he suddenly woke up with a jerk.

Hearing two groans, he realized that the little thing had gone under the bed.This worry-free little thing!Grabbed it out and put it in his arms, "I got you now, I want to run, but there is no door." Little Bai Ze was strangled uncomfortably, and began to kick someone with his hind legs, "Let go, I'm going to die, believe it or not I sue you for murdering the beast."

As if finally thinking that Xiaobai was being strangled, Fang Shaoci finally let go, and then looked left and right.Bai Ze felt terrified when he saw it, so he heard him say, "Come on, let's hear something!"

Bai Ze thought, his brain was kicked by the donkey again this morning, and he started to let the little animals talk.You can't understand me, you idiot!

He sighed, "Forget it, as long as you stay..." He paused, then continued, "Just warm the bed!"

Bai Ze immediately froze. If he could, he really wanted to say, "My friends and I were stunned." Damn it, warm the bed!Don't you always have such a heavy taste!By the time Bai Ze came back to his senses, the guy had already put on a set of sportswear and was putting on shoes on his feet, "Be good at home, someone will come to deliver the meal later. Well, you can still catch up on sleep. "

The door opens, the door closes, and the footsteps fade away.

So am I the rhythm of being abandoned at home?Don't leave me alone in the wind, okay?Little Baize's brain circuit couldn't keep up again, he lay down on the bed in frustration, his heart gradually ignited sinful thoughts, I want revenge, I want revenge, if I don't take revenge, I will not be a human being, no, I will not do it beast!

The animal blood of the little thing boils up, get up, the animals oppressed by humans, the little beasts who don't want to be slaves, let us use our claws to resist the brutal rule, freedom, Fighting!

Xiao Hei from the next door raised his paw and meowed, "Who's an idiot early in the morning, calling for his soul."

Xiao Bai Ze raised his dirty paws and looked at the clean sheets, and an evil plan was born.Call you a clean freak, press down with a paw print!Tell you to let me warm the bed, another plum blossom seal!Tell you nothing to convulse, I press!Tell you to be handsome, you are so handsome, I will press it again!Tell you to have a good figure, tell you to cook, I will press!At the end, the paws couldn't make any marks, so Xiaobai spit and continued to press!

After he made the entire bed sheet beyond recognition, he was so tired that he stuck out his tongue.But when he erected his two front paws and stood on the pillow to accept the results, he felt a sense of pride and wanted to applaud himself!

Just as he was triumphant, there was a knock at the door, and someone came back~ Xiao Bai quickly jumped out of the bed almost instinctively, and ran under the bed.

Fang Shaoci only saw a white figure whoosh and then disappeared.When he saw the bed sheet covered with plum blossoms, his entire face turned dark.

"Come out quickly." Fang Shaoci knelt on one leg beside the bed, with his head half-lowered, the muscles on his thigh burst out one by one, and he raised his head up, and the sweat that hadn't been wiped off his hair fell down with a tick.Bai Ze hated his sensitivity to the core, and really wanted to slap himself. When is it, it depends.

Fang Shaoci only heard the little beast whimpering softly, but after waiting for a long time, there was no other movement. "Come out, I won't hit you."

The little beast whined again, which sounded pitiful, but it was unforgivable when one thought of what it had done.

Young Master Fang's patience was exhausted, especially after running for so long, his body smelled of sweat, so it's better to take a bath first.Before leaving, he did not forget to warn Xiaobai, "If you don't come out now, don't come out. Today's breakfast is gone, so stay inside." Then he took off his coat and went into the bathroom with his upper body naked.

As soon as the enemy left, Bai Ze finally relaxed, oh my god, this human being is so scary, mama, I want to go back to the sky, the human world is too scary.

Get out from under the bed, shaking all over in dust, you think I like to be under the bed, my hair is all dirty, I don’t like being tired.

In order to investigate the situation, Xiaobaize immediately turned into an elastic beast, I jump, I jump!

Jumping to the height of the bed, I saw that there was no bed sheet on the bed. The blue one must have been taken away by stupid humans, hahaha.

A certain one who laughed enough turned from joy to sorrow, my breakfast, human beings, do you want to abuse small animals like this?

In order to have breakfast, Xiaobaize decided to go out to find something to eat first.He ran outside, and saw a man sitting outside, with red hair, extremely eye-catching, isn't this the one from yesterday?Xiao Baize was happy, and ran over to Pidiandian. At this moment, this person represented delicious food in his eyes. Oh, breakfast, come to my bowl soon.

"Huh," Li Xiao said in surprise when he saw Bai Ze, "Isn't this Bai Xue? How did you become like this?" At this moment, Bai Ze's body was still covered in dust, and there were bandages hanging one after another. Embarrassed.So his little thought of wanting a hug went out, so why don't you take a pastry to honor your uncle, and I will forgive you for being rude.

Xu Shi Li Xiao really felt that it was time to feed the pets. After wandering around for half a circle, he saw the small basin from last night. He put some milk in the basin and called the little one to drink.Bai Ze only felt a layer of white light on Li Xiao's body, extremely dazzling, unlike that guy in the bathroom, bad review!

He happily rolled up the milk and drank his fill. He was raising his hind legs to tickle when the bathroom door opened with a bang, and Fang Shaoci came out with a sullen face.Looking at the triumphant one, he turned to the other side, "Who told you to feed it?"

"What's the matter?" Li Xiao raised his legs and sat back down, "I think it's pitiful, did you give it any food?"

"I'm still eating, as long as it doesn't piss me off." Fang Shaoci waved his hands angrily, and went back to the bedroom to change clothes.

Li Xiao poked the little beast in front of him, "Your master is angry, do you want to come with me, I will take good care of you." Just as Bai Ze wanted to moan, someone's voice came from the bedroom, "Don't Make up your mind."

Bai Ze's mood suddenly improved, I withdraw today's negative review, and I will not add it, hehe!

Fang Shaoci wore home clothes, washed up and sat down to eat breakfast, soy milk fritters, pumpkin cakes, siu mai, the food was very rich, the two chatted while eating.Little Baize was not afraid to lie on the sofa to catch up on sleep, but luckily it didn't print a bunch of plum blossoms on the sofa.

Fang Shaoci broke some pumpkin pie with his hands and handed it into its mouth. The little thing didn't even open its eyes, and just bit it with its small teeth, and finally bit it into a paste, and then swallowed it bit by bit.Fang Shaoci looked at the oil on his hands, and decisively found a clean place on Xiao Bai's body to wipe his hands.

"Hey, can't you take a piece of paper?" Speaking of which, Li Xiao is much more obsessed with cleanliness than Fang Shaoci, and he can't get used to these small actions of Master Fang.

Fang Shaoci took the paper to wipe his hands again, and asked, "Where did I just say?"

Li Xiao rolled his eyes, "How many girls did you meet early in the morning?"

Fang Shaoci took a sip of soy milk, "I'm also surprised, it seems that today's luck is particularly good."

Li Xiao looked up at the sleeping little beast, "Could it be brought by Bai Xue?"

"It's called Xiaobai, not Baixue." Now it was Fang Shaoci's turn to roll his eyes.He continued, "Maybe it's true. You see, I just brought them here yesterday. Counting last night's Gu Mengmeng, there are as many as seven or eight."

"No, there are so many, let me explain in detail."

So the two elders began to talk about the affair early in the morning, "It's like this. When I first went down, I ran into a girl from the next building. I heard that her family seems to have some strength in military and political affairs. That girl is quite barbaric." , directly stopped me and said that she wanted to marry me."

Li Xiao spat out the soy milk, "I'm sorry," and quickly wiped it off, "You continue!"

"Of course I refused. I didn't expect her to sit on the main road and cry. I was so scared that I ran away. I ran into a girl in sportswear and didn't speak. She ran after me. I ran If she is fast, she will be fast; if I run slowly, she will be slow."

"That doesn't mean she was your affair, maybe she was just running." Li Xiao interrupted.

"I thought so too." Fang Shaoci rubbed his hair, "But the girl stopped me and gave me an address."

"Is it her home address?"

"No, it's Crystal Orange, Room 88, which is the closest to here, and they said they'd be waiting for me there at eight o'clock in the evening."

As soon as Li Xiao finished speaking, he laughed out loud. He didn't expect that the young master of the Fang family would encounter such embarrassing things, "What else? What else?"

"There was another one who jumped off the bus. She seemed to be the daughter of some member's family. She seemed to have seen it before. She insisted on taking me to her house to play, and said she wanted to show me a room full of Barbie dolls she had collected."

"This isn't funny, is there any more?"

Fang Shaoci nodded, "The mistress of Governor xx's family, once at a party when my dad introduced me to the governor, she was winking at me. This time she insisted on pulling me away, but luckily I was caught by tofu Shih Tzu got rid of the siege."

"Is that the tofu Xi Shi who is more pure than the milk tea sister? She also counts?"

Fang Shaoci nodded seriously, "She said that she has been selling tofu in this area for many days, just to wait for me, hoping that I can have a meal and develop a relationship between the two."

Li Xiao was suspicious, "I should agree now."

Fang Shaoci shook his head, "At this moment, a little loli was crying and hugging my leg, 'Uncle, marry me,' it's so pitiful to cry."

"Fuck, you don't even let the minors go."

Fang Shaoci glared at him, "Then her mother came and said, 'You are getting married today, and you have to go to school' and that's it."

Li Xiao almost squirted out the soy milk again, and said in a moment, "You have had more peach blossoms than others this morning."

Fang Shaoci rubbed his nose, "So I decided not to go out in the morning, the humans outside are too scary."

Bai Ze who was listening with gusto: Hey, don't talk like me, okay?

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