The beast in the world
Chapter 16 16 Xiao Hei came to the door!
When Fang Shao resigned to the company, everyone looked at him, "Morning, Fang Shao."
Everyone didn't call out their full names because it was more intimate, and there were rumors that their Fang Shao's family seemed to be very rich, but no one knew what the truth was like.
"Morning everyone." He was greeted all the way back to the president's office, and as soon as he entered, he saw someone lying on his sofa sound asleep, the sound of the door opening woke him up, Li Xiao got up and scratched himself like a hen Red hair, "You're here, then I'll go back to my place and sleep."
"Stop!" Fang Shaoci stopped him, "I came here very early in the morning, why are you listless?"
Li Xiao shook his head, "Master Fang, can I stay at your house for two days?"
"Why, lost love, come to me for healing?"
Li Xiao nodded feebly, "It's more serious than breaking up in love." After speaking, he sat back again, "Can you help me analyze what he means?" Li Xiao told Fang Shaoci the matter, and Fang Shaoci looked at Looking at him, "You said you haven't been in his room for three years?"
Li Xiao nodded.
"You're insane," Eldest Young Master Fang looked at him with eyes like treating a foreign object, "Since you said you should treat your younger brother well, why haven't you even entered the door? ah?"
Li Xiao muttered, "I'm worried that one day I'll eat him."
Fang Shaoci didn't hear it, and was still advising his friend, "Be nice to him, care about him more, like his friendship situation, just check it out, if you have any bad intentions and want to marry you Everyone in the family refused, by the way, how old is your younger brother this year, it should be time to fall in love, right?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Xiao's originally sad face immediately turned into a constipated face, "He...he is eighteen."
"Well, that's not too small," Fang Shaoci acted like a close brother, "It's too late to fall in love in junior high school now, have you seen any special people around him?"
"Yes." Li Xiao nodded his head, and said for a while, "But it's a man."
"Are you sure?" Fang Shaoci almost spat out the coffee he just drank, he knew that Li Xiao said all day long that he wanted to find an easy-going little shou, but he never had a lustful heart but no lustful guts. "Uh, it's actually hard to say that," Fang Shaoci said with a black line on his forehead. Is it too late for him to change his words now? "It's normal not to be in love. Boys, it's not uncommon to fight together."
But Li Xiao couldn't listen anymore, and walked out of the office like a ghost, Fang Shaoci touched his chin, why did he feel like he had said something bad, an illusion, this must be an illusion.
He sorted it out, started working, and didn't care about other things.
And the little pet that was left at home finally recognized the fact that he was abandoned, help my forehead, my animal life is bleak.
After a long period of psychological construction, Xiaobaize regained his energy, Yooooooo, the master is not at home, can I do something bad, it touches its belly, and it is full, a good beast shouldn’t Such a degenerate, um, yes, I am a good and diligent beast.
It trotted to the study room, where there were neatly placed books of various types, and the task of the Lord Divine Beast today was to find a dictionary that could be read by it. It's scary, it's only been a few years, and the original words have changed. It can't be hard for Little Baize, because it comes with super invincible "Bai Ze's wisdom", everything can be understood at a glance, and all kinds of It can use language proficiently, so now it is like a child who is thirsty for knowledge. It must get the world's affairs done in minutes, and then it can go back to show off its power, hahaha, it can't be more beautiful when you think about it.
Well, there is one more thing that is quite sad to say, why doesn't that fellow Teng Snake come to see me? Look, it's been a few days?Maybe he made some new friends, forget about it.Thinking about it, it's impossible, Bai Yu will never forget me.
The little thing returned to the scene where he was studying, looking at the books on the bookshelf with a sad face, it was really difficult, how to take them down?The first major thing it does is to take the book down, of course it can't be put back, or it will "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces", er, forget it, thinking about the face of the big spoon, it still stopped.
It first jumped onto the desk, and then jumped onto the bookshelf with all its strength. Although it was a bit affected by the food just now, it went smoothly. There happened to be a place to rest on the book shelf. It copied its hands and began to patrol back and forth on the bookshelf.Although the wording has changed a bit now, it is still basically understandable.Well, "An Enterprise and Its Beliefs", "General Principles of Bureaucracy", "How to Be a Good President"... Bai Ze is going to lift the bookshelf, what are these and what, let people study hard ?
After inspecting this floor, it grabbed the edge of the shelf and looked up, wow, there are still a lot on it, and it decided to continue to climb up. There is a saying that does not mean: there are roads in the mountains of books, and hard work is the way.The road it has climbed will be a big step in the future, well, I am a pioneer, a leader.In order to practice this concept well, it decided to climb up in one go.Climb onto the book first, then raise your feet and turn it up.So it appeared in its current indecent posture, with one hind paw resting on the book, the other paw resting on the previous shelf, the two front paws supporting it, intending to turn over in one go, and the one behind it The little tail stood up straight because of the force, which is really not elegant.
Fortunately, I wasted all my strength, and let it flip up. It clasped its two paws together, and the pink plum blossom faced another small plum blossom. YEAH, my lord has really worked hard, and no one gave me a prize. Award, the most diligent, best-learned, hardest-working and strongest beast in history, these are all fine.
After reaching the upper floor, it patrolled according to the old routine. After trying so hard three times, it finally found a book, so it pushed the book down with a wave of its little paw, and then jumped onto the desk by itself. Landing again, the way down is really much easier.The little guy picked up the book, um, it seems a bit big, then push it, it uses its front paws to push the book to the hall, where there is its food storage, and a soft carpet, The temperature is suitable and the sun is sufficient. Well, you can still look at the "moving machine". It can't be more comfortable.
So it kept its legs wide open throughout the morning, with a bag of snacks on its left and a dictionary that had been torn from page to page on its right. At the last moment of its struggle, two small ears on its head stood up, gently Moved, as if something happened?
It listened carefully, and heard a faint meowing sound from the window, hey, where did the cat come from?It immediately jumped down, ran to the window sill, opened the window again with all its efforts, and saw a kitten outside the window sill calling towards it, "Meow, meow~"
Bai Ze immediately thrust his paws into his waist, and stood up, "Bold cat, won't you kneel down when you see this beast?"
The black and glossy little black cat raised its paw and yawned, "Are you the neighbor next door who mutters and pings all day long?"
Bai Ze's center of gravity was unstable, and he put down his claws after a few minutes, "Okay, I will spare you the death penalty. So you are Xiao Hei from the next door?"
"That's right, I'm too bored today to come out and scurry through the door," it stretched out its cat's paw and nodded forward, "won't you invite me in and sit down?"
Bai Ze thought for a while, it doesn't seem right to invite strangers in when the master is not at home, right?
The little black cat rolled its eyes, and seemed to see its concerns, "My house is next door, can you still run away, you can come to my house to play with me at any time."
"Okay then." Master Shen Beast has not made any friends at home. After such a reminder, it didn't go to play with Uncle Husky. It really delays making friends by studying hard or something. It sighed and opened the window a little bigger. Let Xiao Hei in.
Xiao Hei's body is very sensitive, he jumped in at once, and he can jump very high.Bai Ze looked enviously, and Xiao Hei rolled his eyes at it, "You just lack exercise, catch mice with me tomorrow." After speaking, he looked around, took a look, and went inside and out.
"Our house is very clean, where are the mice?" Bai Ze argued, "Is that so?" Xiao Hei jumped onto the sofa after watching the whole thing, "Are you full of snacks? What do you have?"
"That's right. My spoon is very good to me." It also jumped up, showing off very shyly, "Look, beef jerky, nutritious porridge, small cans, fresh packets, everything, do you want to eat it? I can let you eat a little."
"It's not loyal enough, why just give it a little?" Xiao Hei put his paw on it.
"Okay, okay, give me a little more." In order to take care of his little friend's emotions, Bai Ze had to run to poke hard with his little paws, poke hard, and then turned on the TV, and the two little guys swaggered Sitting on the sofa watching TV, eating snacks, and throwing away a little bit, the floor is in a mess. If someone saw it from the outside, they would definitely find this scene extremely weird.
After eating and drinking enough, Xiao Hei, who had dried up all the snacks, was not ashamed at all, and slept on the big comfortable sofa until it was getting dark outside, then he woke up Xiao Bai Ze, "Thank you Your host, what's your name, I will come to your house to play next time, your sofa is big and comfortable?"
Xiaobai stretched his waist, and the two little beasts held their paws in a friendly manner, "My name is Bai Ze, and you wouldn't believe that I am a divine beast, have you ever seen me in this form?" Twisted, Xiao Hei with black lines all over his face nodded, "I haven't seen it before."
"Then come play again next time, and I'll take you out."
The nimble little black cat jumped out and waved its claws, "You can also come to my house to play!" It squeezed in from its own window, and it silently complained, "Hey, with the virtue of my master, how could it be possible? Let other pets come to play, but I found a place to eat and drink, this Xiaobai is really innocent."
Facing the messy little Bai Ze, he suddenly realized a problem.Looking at this place, the spoon will definitely be angry again when he comes back, woo woo woo, thinking of his cold face, I tremble unconsciously, oh my god, hurry up and clean up.
The industrious little Bai Ze turned from one end to the other, and then from the high end to this end. Finally, the tossing was over, and the ground looked much cleaner. The dictionary and the snack bag were trampled by it. Put it in the trash can, and it also found a few rotten vegetable leaves from the kitchen to cover it, so that it will be safe, and the spoon will never find it.Thinking of this, Xiao Baize couldn't help but praise his ingenuity.
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It is said that when Bai Ze first became a human, he was not used to using chopsticks, because he always used chopsticks.Fang Shaoci looked at him helplessly, "Why don't we use a spoon, do you like a big spoon or a small spoon?"
He froze for a moment, blushed and snorted, "I said, can you be more pure, why is your mind so violent?"
Fang Shaoci: "..." I'm not pure, I fell.
Everyone didn't call out their full names because it was more intimate, and there were rumors that their Fang Shao's family seemed to be very rich, but no one knew what the truth was like.
"Morning everyone." He was greeted all the way back to the president's office, and as soon as he entered, he saw someone lying on his sofa sound asleep, the sound of the door opening woke him up, Li Xiao got up and scratched himself like a hen Red hair, "You're here, then I'll go back to my place and sleep."
"Stop!" Fang Shaoci stopped him, "I came here very early in the morning, why are you listless?"
Li Xiao shook his head, "Master Fang, can I stay at your house for two days?"
"Why, lost love, come to me for healing?"
Li Xiao nodded feebly, "It's more serious than breaking up in love." After speaking, he sat back again, "Can you help me analyze what he means?" Li Xiao told Fang Shaoci the matter, and Fang Shaoci looked at Looking at him, "You said you haven't been in his room for three years?"
Li Xiao nodded.
"You're insane," Eldest Young Master Fang looked at him with eyes like treating a foreign object, "Since you said you should treat your younger brother well, why haven't you even entered the door? ah?"
Li Xiao muttered, "I'm worried that one day I'll eat him."
Fang Shaoci didn't hear it, and was still advising his friend, "Be nice to him, care about him more, like his friendship situation, just check it out, if you have any bad intentions and want to marry you Everyone in the family refused, by the way, how old is your younger brother this year, it should be time to fall in love, right?"
As soon as these words came out, Li Xiao's originally sad face immediately turned into a constipated face, "He...he is eighteen."
"Well, that's not too small," Fang Shaoci acted like a close brother, "It's too late to fall in love in junior high school now, have you seen any special people around him?"
"Yes." Li Xiao nodded his head, and said for a while, "But it's a man."
"Are you sure?" Fang Shaoci almost spat out the coffee he just drank, he knew that Li Xiao said all day long that he wanted to find an easy-going little shou, but he never had a lustful heart but no lustful guts. "Uh, it's actually hard to say that," Fang Shaoci said with a black line on his forehead. Is it too late for him to change his words now? "It's normal not to be in love. Boys, it's not uncommon to fight together."
But Li Xiao couldn't listen anymore, and walked out of the office like a ghost, Fang Shaoci touched his chin, why did he feel like he had said something bad, an illusion, this must be an illusion.
He sorted it out, started working, and didn't care about other things.
And the little pet that was left at home finally recognized the fact that he was abandoned, help my forehead, my animal life is bleak.
After a long period of psychological construction, Xiaobaize regained his energy, Yooooooo, the master is not at home, can I do something bad, it touches its belly, and it is full, a good beast shouldn’t Such a degenerate, um, yes, I am a good and diligent beast.
It trotted to the study room, where there were neatly placed books of various types, and the task of the Lord Divine Beast today was to find a dictionary that could be read by it. It's scary, it's only been a few years, and the original words have changed. It can't be hard for Little Baize, because it comes with super invincible "Bai Ze's wisdom", everything can be understood at a glance, and all kinds of It can use language proficiently, so now it is like a child who is thirsty for knowledge. It must get the world's affairs done in minutes, and then it can go back to show off its power, hahaha, it can't be more beautiful when you think about it.
Well, there is one more thing that is quite sad to say, why doesn't that fellow Teng Snake come to see me? Look, it's been a few days?Maybe he made some new friends, forget about it.Thinking about it, it's impossible, Bai Yu will never forget me.
The little thing returned to the scene where he was studying, looking at the books on the bookshelf with a sad face, it was really difficult, how to take them down?The first major thing it does is to take the book down, of course it can't be put back, or it will "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces", er, forget it, thinking about the face of the big spoon, it still stopped.
It first jumped onto the desk, and then jumped onto the bookshelf with all its strength. Although it was a bit affected by the food just now, it went smoothly. There happened to be a place to rest on the book shelf. It copied its hands and began to patrol back and forth on the bookshelf.Although the wording has changed a bit now, it is still basically understandable.Well, "An Enterprise and Its Beliefs", "General Principles of Bureaucracy", "How to Be a Good President"... Bai Ze is going to lift the bookshelf, what are these and what, let people study hard ?
After inspecting this floor, it grabbed the edge of the shelf and looked up, wow, there are still a lot on it, and it decided to continue to climb up. There is a saying that does not mean: there are roads in the mountains of books, and hard work is the way.The road it has climbed will be a big step in the future, well, I am a pioneer, a leader.In order to practice this concept well, it decided to climb up in one go.Climb onto the book first, then raise your feet and turn it up.So it appeared in its current indecent posture, with one hind paw resting on the book, the other paw resting on the previous shelf, the two front paws supporting it, intending to turn over in one go, and the one behind it The little tail stood up straight because of the force, which is really not elegant.
Fortunately, I wasted all my strength, and let it flip up. It clasped its two paws together, and the pink plum blossom faced another small plum blossom. YEAH, my lord has really worked hard, and no one gave me a prize. Award, the most diligent, best-learned, hardest-working and strongest beast in history, these are all fine.
After reaching the upper floor, it patrolled according to the old routine. After trying so hard three times, it finally found a book, so it pushed the book down with a wave of its little paw, and then jumped onto the desk by itself. Landing again, the way down is really much easier.The little guy picked up the book, um, it seems a bit big, then push it, it uses its front paws to push the book to the hall, where there is its food storage, and a soft carpet, The temperature is suitable and the sun is sufficient. Well, you can still look at the "moving machine". It can't be more comfortable.
So it kept its legs wide open throughout the morning, with a bag of snacks on its left and a dictionary that had been torn from page to page on its right. At the last moment of its struggle, two small ears on its head stood up, gently Moved, as if something happened?
It listened carefully, and heard a faint meowing sound from the window, hey, where did the cat come from?It immediately jumped down, ran to the window sill, opened the window again with all its efforts, and saw a kitten outside the window sill calling towards it, "Meow, meow~"
Bai Ze immediately thrust his paws into his waist, and stood up, "Bold cat, won't you kneel down when you see this beast?"
The black and glossy little black cat raised its paw and yawned, "Are you the neighbor next door who mutters and pings all day long?"
Bai Ze's center of gravity was unstable, and he put down his claws after a few minutes, "Okay, I will spare you the death penalty. So you are Xiao Hei from the next door?"
"That's right, I'm too bored today to come out and scurry through the door," it stretched out its cat's paw and nodded forward, "won't you invite me in and sit down?"
Bai Ze thought for a while, it doesn't seem right to invite strangers in when the master is not at home, right?
The little black cat rolled its eyes, and seemed to see its concerns, "My house is next door, can you still run away, you can come to my house to play with me at any time."
"Okay then." Master Shen Beast has not made any friends at home. After such a reminder, it didn't go to play with Uncle Husky. It really delays making friends by studying hard or something. It sighed and opened the window a little bigger. Let Xiao Hei in.
Xiao Hei's body is very sensitive, he jumped in at once, and he can jump very high.Bai Ze looked enviously, and Xiao Hei rolled his eyes at it, "You just lack exercise, catch mice with me tomorrow." After speaking, he looked around, took a look, and went inside and out.
"Our house is very clean, where are the mice?" Bai Ze argued, "Is that so?" Xiao Hei jumped onto the sofa after watching the whole thing, "Are you full of snacks? What do you have?"
"That's right. My spoon is very good to me." It also jumped up, showing off very shyly, "Look, beef jerky, nutritious porridge, small cans, fresh packets, everything, do you want to eat it? I can let you eat a little."
"It's not loyal enough, why just give it a little?" Xiao Hei put his paw on it.
"Okay, okay, give me a little more." In order to take care of his little friend's emotions, Bai Ze had to run to poke hard with his little paws, poke hard, and then turned on the TV, and the two little guys swaggered Sitting on the sofa watching TV, eating snacks, and throwing away a little bit, the floor is in a mess. If someone saw it from the outside, they would definitely find this scene extremely weird.
After eating and drinking enough, Xiao Hei, who had dried up all the snacks, was not ashamed at all, and slept on the big comfortable sofa until it was getting dark outside, then he woke up Xiao Bai Ze, "Thank you Your host, what's your name, I will come to your house to play next time, your sofa is big and comfortable?"
Xiaobai stretched his waist, and the two little beasts held their paws in a friendly manner, "My name is Bai Ze, and you wouldn't believe that I am a divine beast, have you ever seen me in this form?" Twisted, Xiao Hei with black lines all over his face nodded, "I haven't seen it before."
"Then come play again next time, and I'll take you out."
The nimble little black cat jumped out and waved its claws, "You can also come to my house to play!" It squeezed in from its own window, and it silently complained, "Hey, with the virtue of my master, how could it be possible? Let other pets come to play, but I found a place to eat and drink, this Xiaobai is really innocent."
Facing the messy little Bai Ze, he suddenly realized a problem.Looking at this place, the spoon will definitely be angry again when he comes back, woo woo woo, thinking of his cold face, I tremble unconsciously, oh my god, hurry up and clean up.
The industrious little Bai Ze turned from one end to the other, and then from the high end to this end. Finally, the tossing was over, and the ground looked much cleaner. The dictionary and the snack bag were trampled by it. Put it in the trash can, and it also found a few rotten vegetable leaves from the kitchen to cover it, so that it will be safe, and the spoon will never find it.Thinking of this, Xiao Baize couldn't help but praise his ingenuity.
The author has something to say:
small theater:
It is said that when Bai Ze first became a human, he was not used to using chopsticks, because he always used chopsticks.Fang Shaoci looked at him helplessly, "Why don't we use a spoon, do you like a big spoon or a small spoon?"
He froze for a moment, blushed and snorted, "I said, can you be more pure, why is your mind so violent?"
Fang Shaoci: "..." I'm not pure, I fell.
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