The beast in the world

Fang Shaoci picked it up directly by its back hair, the little pet was stunned, did I do something bad again, no, what is the cold face of the spoon for, it's going to freeze to death.No, it was a frozen beast.

"Stand up for me." He threw Bai Ze to the ground, it was not too high, and he would never fall it.The little thing rolled around in a circle, Fang Shaoci scolded like this.

Huh, it seems that the spoon is really angry?I didn't do anything, okay?Baize stood on all fours aggrievedly, looking at Fang Shaoci with a pitiful expression.

"Don't be cute!" Fang Shaoci slapped it on the small head, "Listen to my lecture, I should let you know what rules are today?"

Little Baize opened his mouth, saying that I didn't show any flaws, right?I'm just a normal little beast, right?Is your way of training people really suitable for me?

Young Master Fang didn't care about this, he just moved a chair over and sat in front of it, "Now stand up, if you don't stand up, you will be fined to stand all night and you won't be allowed to enter the nest. Stand up now and listen to me. "

Seeing that he really offended the owner, Xiao Baize was honest and stood up obediently, but his two big eyes were still staring at Fang Shaoci.He even dared to cover his mouth with his little paw and yawned.

"First," Fang Shaoci didn't think about any rules, so he thought about a few things temporarily, "I am the rules, and I can't resist what I say. For example, if I say I can kiss you, you can't kiss me, you know without?"

Little Baize snorted dejectedly, the first one is not good, without kissing, what fun is there in this world?Not good, not good.It wanted to shake its head and refuse to agree, but on second thought, it can't kiss now but can kiss secretly, how stupid it is.So it nodded very readily, yes, spoon.

Fang Shaoci was taken aback for a moment, did he really understand, or was he blind after hearing my lecture.He thought about it, whether it was true or not, this little thing was quite clever.

"Secondly, you are not allowed to bite things, not carpets, clothes, bed sheets, or shoes." He pointed them one by one to Bai Ze so that he would know what they were, and then said very sternly, "Got it, That’s all, if you want to bite something and grind your teeth, I have toys and I’ll bring them to you later.”

Bai Ze looked left and right, okay, this is not too strict, but what's the use of a toy that doesn't taste like a spoon, it's not fun at all.So in order to deal with this one, it thought of another trick, secretly delighted in its heart, and readily agreed.

Fang Shaoci was puzzled again, so he said that this guy didn't understand at all, and he was just thinking about it.But why do I care about whether I can understand or not with a little pet? Is my brain too funny?

He shook his head mockingly, "Forget it, I'll give you toys to play with, don't mention the third one."

Hey, why did the spoon change his mind, he lost his anger when he smiled, it's really strange, did he give in because I'm so handsome?It must be so.

It cheered happily, jumped up and down, and when it was jumping happily in the air, it was pointed at the tip of its nose by the big spoon, "Whoever allows you to move, stand still. If you don't stand up well, there will be no toys for you to play with!"

Well, I am obedient, temporarily obedient is for long-term planning.I, Bai Ze Divine Beast, is indeed talented, smart and wise.

Fang Shaoci, who brought the toy over, saw the scene of a certain bastard having fun secretly. What do you think the little animals are thinking about?It must be different from human laughter.

"Go play, don't get saliva everywhere, don't get yourself dirty, or you won't be able to sleep tonight."

Xiaobai Tuanzi nodded obediently, "That spoon, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to look at the documents, and you're just playing here, do you hear me? I can still look at it." After Fang Shaoci arranged the division of labor between the two, he got up and sat down at the desk.He was also a little worried if that bastard ate cotton rope and loofah into his stomach.

If Bai Ze knew about it, he would definitely roll his eyes, but he doesn't have it now.

It can be said that Bai Ze, who had no childhood, spent his life under oppression, but now he has suddenly become such a small form, which can satisfy many of his small wishes, such as playing like an ordinary small animal, and it would be even better if he had a small partner. alright.It suddenly remembered the small version of the unicorn, and was overjoyed to leave, quack, quack, the little unicorn seemed very fun, if I knew it, I wouldn't have let him go back first.

Fang Shaoci didn't pay attention to it either, anyway, there is Li Xiao in the company, he is fully responsible for this project, and he just teases Xiaobai and lazily rests at home.Thinking of this, he sneaked a look at Bai Ze who was having a good time, and a question came to his mind.

Bai Ze was sitting on the loofah ball, which was actually not much bigger than him. It stepped on the ball with all four paws, and then the ball rolled, so Xiao Bai Ze put on an acrobatic performance very hard, "The beast "Rolling the ball", it did roll for a while and then, tragically, the ball fell under its weight.Frustrated, Xiaobai scratched the white hair on his head, ah, I broke this thing again, shouldn't it make the spoon angry again, ah, don't, the consequences will be very serious.

So the little thing who did something bad took a peek at Fang Shaozi, who was studying (hun)zheng(you)official(tian)official(wai), and planned to "destroy the corpse and wipe out the traces", and secretly hid the squashed ball, hey , That trash can is not bad, Xiaobaize is happy, you see, I am well integrated into modern life, I know why these things are used.

It pressed the ball under its buttocks and started its exclusive trick - turtle crawling. This technique has been proven to be very effective when it is in the car. It is unobtrusive. It moves and moves into its owner's eyes , I saw Fang Shaoci tapped with a pen, "Yo, it's heavy enough, the ball is crushed by you."

Bai Ze responded with a silly smile. If Teng Snake saw his flattering smile, he would definitely laugh at him a hundred times a hundred times.

"Okay." Seeing that it was smiling so innocently and innocently, Fang Shaoci straightened the cricket to a circle, "Don't press it on it, it's fun." Then he sat back.

Bai Ze grunted in response, seeing that Fang Shaoci opened his notebook instead of looking at those boring documents, so it became interested.

I heard that this book is the son of that brain, Bai Ze is very interested in it, he decided to rub it for a while, maybe it will be used, and then he can play by himself, hehehe, it must be fun.

So how do we go about it?Bai Ze moved his little head.Have!

It must be useful to be cute.It started to be silly, and the spoon just said that I was acting cute, so I will show you.

Having made up his mind, Xiaotuanzi ran up to Fang Shaoci and yelled twice.

"What's the matter, are you hungry?" Fang Tongxie immediately asked concerned.

Little Bai Ze saw that he was still staring at the book, so he stopped shaking his head and continued whining.

"Is that for convenience? Didn't I put a small basin for you at the door."

"Aww." I'm being cute, idiot, look at you, look at you, hurry up and hug me up.

Fang Shaoci saw its small eyes staring straight at the notebook, "Isn't it fun to watch it twinkle? Come on." Young Master Fang was merciful, and finally hugged Bai Tuanzi up.Putting it on the lap, the little thing didn't have any wrong thoughts this time, let's sell it cute first.

It sat on Fang Tongxie's broad thighs, looking up at its master, "Well, please touch, please touch your belly."

Seeing his pet acting like a baby, Fang Shaoci had nothing to do, "Some people say what kind of owner has what kind of pet, why don't you look like me?"

Four trembling claws answered him, "Hurry up, hurry up, see how hard I'm trying to be cute, praise me quickly."

Master Fang don't even think about looking into other matters, let's take care of your little pet first.Slowly combing Xiaobai's belly with his three fingers, why is this place, which is usually very protected, so open today?He was puzzled again, but after touching her again and again, his heart also calmed down.

He moved his fingers and typed a few keywords on the computer. Xiaobaize was enjoying himself comfortably, but suddenly he stopped touching, and it started to tremble again.

So Fang Shaoci adjusted his posture, stroking the little guy with one hand, and typing with the other.

And the little thing enjoyed it like this, and changed his tricks, forgetting what he wanted to do.It turned over and asked Fang Shaoci to touch its head again, especially the hair on the top of the melon on the head. The more you touch it, the more comfortable it is, and it hums in comfort.

But Fang Shaoci searched and searched, but found nothing. The stroking hand paused and said, "I said, you must not be a divine beast, right?"

As soon as this moment came out, Bai Ze froze instantly.Ah, have my family background been exposed?By the way, how did you find out?Just tap your finger on it?Is this the so-called high technology?This is too unscientific.

Master Shen Beast said that it can't survive in the human world, what's the point of being confused even if its family property has been confiscated?Send someone to pick me up, those bastards in the sky.

Seeing that it was dumbfounded, Fang Shaoci knew that it didn't understand, but he still pinched it on both sides of its body and put it on the keyboard. "Come and see, among the ten legendary beasts, does the first one look like you?"

Bai Ze's four paws were going to be stiff, and he wanted to cover his face and not look at it, but he still couldn't resist his curiosity, so he took a sneak peek, what the hell is this?What's with that long neck?Not my kind at all, okay?

The one on the top of the screen is a small mud horse with a long neck. It looks very stupid at first glance. What a noble beast I am. What is that? Is it okay to insult?

After the roar, the beast-sama lowered his head, "Although I checked the information and said that our family will look like sheep in the future, it's not such a frustrating thing, is it?"

Bai Ze was so angry that he almost wanted to scratch the muddy horse a few times, "If you say you want to know, just ask me, what to check, it really hurts each other's feelings, hmph."

Fang Shaoci turned the scroll bar down, and it only had time to see a few, such as the tail whale, the chrysanthemum silkworm, and the Yamo butterfly. Is this a mythical beast?Is this Nima a divine beast?Why haven't I seen any of them?Don't bully us from heaven, okay?

The author has something to say:

Hahaha, it’s too boring to find information on the spoon~(￣▽￣～)