Welcome to Meng 1 Live Room

On the night of returning from Fu Juehan's house, it was [-]:[-].

Meng Yi started the live broadcast on time.

The computer glowed with a cold white light, rows of dense barrage scrolled rapidly on the screen, and the uninterrupted special effects of gifts filled the screen.

The title of the live broadcast room is only a simple one-line word [Welcome to Meng 1 live broadcast room - Bliss].

He turned on the ring light, and the camera immediately brightened a few degrees, and the yellow light fell on his dirty orange curly hair, like orange marmalade sprinkled on a soufflé.

Although he was wearing a mask, it couldn't stop him from having a small face and white skin. His almond eyes, which were moistened by yawning, were bright and clear. The red eye ends were naturally drooping slightly. When he was not speaking, he had a standard pitiful appearance.

No wonder fans always call him "Big*milk 1", "Smelly face and fat orange", or even "Pretentious milk bully". His appearance is really not worthy of the title of the live broadcast room.

[White Bird wants to return late: Beibei, what are you playing tonight?Playing games or helping sleep? 】

Both of these are Meng Yi's anchor content, horror games and ASMR voice control.

Because of his strong strength and high degree of anti-intimidation, and his ability to use various parts of his body to produce sleep-promoting sound effects, he has firmly occupied the double top of the two channels within a short time after entering the live broadcast platform.

Just stepped on the balance bike to get water. When Meng Yi came back, he had already drank most of the water in the glass. He apologized first: "Sorry, I forgot to take the water glass again. Everyone has been waiting for a long time."

[Cheese Pineapple Coconut: I forget to take water every time, I think you are still not thirsty]

[Lamb loves to eat rabbits: purely out of curiosity, how big is Dad’s house, and it takes 5 minutes to get water? ? 】

There is a water friend whose id is Simon boy, and the style of painting is very strange: [Speechless, curious fart, I suspect that he is deliberately playing for a long time, every time he comes here, you are chasing the river in the mountains Have you drank? 】

As soon as Meng raised his eyes, he saw the barrage, remembered the ID at a glance, and said lazily, "You guessed it, I do live broadcasts at night, and I am the porter of nature during the day. The Nongfu Spring you drank today is me." I personally picked it up yesterday, so you can experience the warmth from your father for yourself."

[Si Yuyu: Hahaha skin is still dad skin! 】

[Big Eye Boy stuck at me: Dad is so fierce!Come to my bed! 】

............

In less than 1 minute, the barrage covered more than 600 layers, and the comment just now disappeared without a trace.

Meng Yi didn't care either, sitting cross-legged on the gaming chair, the side of his neck was itchy all day for some reason, he thought it was someone else's perfume, so he couldn't help raising his hand to scratch it.

"It's just chatting today. If there's enough time, we'll broadcast a sleep aid later."

[Li Yuechi is rich and powerful: Can you show your face!I really want to see it! 】

[Little beggar: Can't you show your face?I don’t want to be ugly B]

[A Lian is not happy: Wearing a mask, I really don’t know if my fans are people or ghosts]

[Wen Yu: Please show your face!Please show your face! 】

"Not revealing."

Lifting her slender fingers to pinch the mask, Meng Yi lowered her eyes and glanced at the screen: "It's a human, now I know."

[Four Sides Wind w: Fuck it and think I'm blind? 】

[Stopping: Why the fuck are you a fan!I beat you to death with coins! 】

[Dumb Maojun: If you don’t show it, then don’t show it, you won’t be ugly just by looking at your eyes! 】

[Lin Xiaoye: Daddy is so rigid!Face me! 】

"What are you talking about..."

Meng Yi really didn't understand what was going on in the minds of these little girls. They were talking about sex all day long, they swear words more slippery than him, and they even called him his wife quietly. Wicked people have been deceived.

"Solemn reminder, when you encounter a male anchor who sexually harasses and hints at you, give him a big match directly. If you dare not give him his number, I will go to the line. Huh? Why is the neck so red... "

"Is it red?"

He looked in front of the camera, and opened the open of the pajamas a little, and found that the place on the left side of his neck where he had been scratching was indeed red, and the palm-sized blush was printed on his fair skin, which looked like someone had been killed by someone. It's been a long time.

[A Yemumu 21 South: Fuck you six, it depends on what clothes you pull! 】

[The bald girl: The red mark is so erotic, is dad going to find another 1 behind our backs? 】

[Picture of going to the grave during the Qingming Festival: Wu who loved Beibei for me]

............

Meng Yi accurately found the line that questioned his attributes in a row of bullet screens, and scratched his hair in disdain, "Meng 1 doesn't need to find Meng 1, you want to see two 1 fighting each other?"

Someone told him not to look for someone with strong hands when looking for a partner, otherwise his little thin skin would turn red and purple all the time, and the old fans all agreed.

Meng Yichun was speechless, "Is there nothing else in your mind other than finding a partner for me? I'm allergic to red. In the morning, there was a lady spraying perfume in the elevator, and I was rubbed."

[Ah Qi Carrot North: I was rubbed!What a rub! 】

[Simon boy: ...there is such a big place in the elevator, why is she rubbing against you? 】

It was only then that I realized that what I said just now was ambiguous, and Meng Yi explained a few sentences: "I helped her up when she fell, and her hair was scratched, it's over."

The old fan knew that he didn't want to talk about this anymore, so he obediently found other topics, but the "Simon Boy" just now still couldn't let go.

[The elevator is so big, she rubs against you? 】

[Speechless, can these female hookers now change their routines, fall and hit people, I am tired of watching them even if they are not tired of playing]

[This little bitch doesn't have very good eyesight, she rubs her hands when she sees a handsome one, her mother gave birth to her just to make a fool of herself? 】

As soon as a few words came out, both fans and passers-by were stunned, and the screen was instantly filled with question marks.

[Chi Xue Piaofei:? ? ?What bulls and horses speak? 】

[Gan Tang Yingyou: Niu Zi's short words are soft, but his mouth is tougher than a few, isn't it? 】

[Fuwa Rui Rui: Surprised by Pu Xinnan? 】

......

Fans swiped faster and faster, and Simon Boy saw that the situation was not good, and said "I can't be scolded", "Internet violence is awesome", "Any anchor has fans", and then he will withdraw.

"Wait a minute."

The water glass knocked on the table with a crisp sound, Meng Yi leaned on the chair and glanced over it coldly, without even sneering.

"I want to leave after spilling, how can there be such a good thing."

"If you don't type on the keyboard, you're afraid that people will think you're handicapped. If you come up, it's that woman. You were not born by a woman? You have no sisters or daughters? The little mouth is so sweet, have you eaten dinner yet?"

"Miss scolding me and scolding my fans, are you so anxious that you won't be able to catch up with the dinner?"

Perhaps he had never been sprayed like this by other anchors, and Simon Boy was half a beat behind in reacting, [Anchor swearing?Crazy you!I'm scolding a woman, why are you so fucking anxious! 】

Meng Yi said "hehe" twice in an extremely arrogant manner, "Are you not in a hurry for the dog to bite you?"

[666 million fans scold amateurs in the live broadcast room, I laughed at this pattern]

Meng Yi raised his eyebrows: "Kowtow twice and let me see how filial you are."

Simon Boy kept those few words back and forth, and Meng Yi's face was cool and his mouth was not serious——

"Now your eyes are staring like copper bells. You can't see what I just said, right? If you accidentally fall, you accidentally fall. You are the only one who can imagine so much. You took the picture of Avatar, right?"

"It's really a dog who goes into the toilet and opens his mouth to make things. He has endured you for a long time and is still there endlessly. He doesn't pee and look in the mirror. Don't look like a pig. And the fuck-"

Before the voice finished, the video window suddenly turned black.

Only a line of red text popped up on the screen: Your live broadcast was interrupted for violating live broadcast regulations, and you were banned for two hours.

Meng Yi: "..."

Meng Yi: Oh, the speed is still slow, I still have ten sentences to scold.

Really sorry.

The highest record is [-] times a month. Meng Yiyi has long been familiar with these small scenes, cut into a small account and restarted the live broadcast, and old fans who are familiar with the process have long been found.

[Fish that doesn't drink from the fountain: Congratulations to Dad for the title gift package]

[Little bottle naive: Beibei, don't be sad, we will follow wherever we go! 】

[ANKEYO: Fuck you six, it's the seventh time this month, you can't control your own mouth? 】

[The star who loves cp: What the upstairs said is wrong!It was the lower man who cursed first! 】

............

"Okay, stop arguing."

As soon as Meng thought of that Simon boy, he became angry, and his body felt a little hot. I don't know if it was because the window was not opened. He felt stuffy and irritable, and the itching on his neck was even worse.

The room manager came to poke him privately to answer the questions, to see if he could unblock the large live broadcast room in advance.

"Answering the question again? Why does the stupid platform take the anchor exam every day?"

He was so annoyed that he scratched his hair, and he shook off his nightgown casually when it was too hot, and pulled the open side of him to fan the wind.

A system notification suddenly popped up on the live broadcast interface: Crown Supreme member S entered the live broadcast room.

At the same time, a bold red bullet screen floated by in a high profile——

【S: Closing the nightgown, you can see your chest. 】

The barrage exploded instantly.

[Princess of the screw factory: ah ah ah S is here! 】

[Aji Lidou: The benefits will be gone as soon as S comes, and I don't have Beibei's breasts yet]

[Mashed Vegetable Cheese: Report S!Meng 1 cursed in the live broadcast room again today!Teach him a lesson! 】

[jgjg: Ding ~ bliss live room butler is online!Please beibei pay attention to appearance at all times]

............

Meng Yi was also a little surprised, and while speaking, he put on his nightgown guiltily, "...Oh."

My big fan has been here since he started broadcasting. He talks less and earns more. He often tipped five figures, and he paid hundreds of thousands of dollars back and forth. He has always been at the top of the list of anchor guardians.

In addition, his personality is a bit old-fashioned and conservative, and he rarely speaks. As long as he posts bullet screens, it reminds him to pay attention to his appearance. Fans love to tease them.

What to say, less money, more old-fashioned gold master and milky milk spray anchor, even the cp name is given to them, call it fucking SB.

Meng Yi felt that these fans were taking the opportunity to scold him.

Ignoring the row after row of slamming people in the barrage, Meng Yi asked casually, "Why are you here so early today?"

[S: What's wrong with you again? 】

Does this mean he was banned?

Meng Yi was not happy anymore, and rolled his eyelids to goug him, "What do you mean I messed up, it was his intention. The naughty lady is still full of dirty mouths, I don't scold him and stay in the live broadcast room to raise fish?"

[S: Well]

[S: Have you untied it? 】

"I don't know the answer, I have to answer the question."

He dragged the mouse to scan through the hundreds of pages of live broadcast code of conduct questions, his face was stinky, "I got hundreds of pages of answer packages once I sealed it, I don't know what the stupid boss of Xingyao thinks, he has been poisoned by exam-oriented education Bar."

[S: wait]

Meng Yinu pursed his lips, of course he had to wait, two hours had already passed after answering these hundreds of pages of questions, he was insane before rushing to find a test for himself.

Just as he was thinking about broadcasting it directly on the trumpet, the room manager suddenly came over and poked him privately.

"Bliss, the tuba was unblocked just now, please pay attention to abide by the rules and regulations of the live broadcast room in the future."

He opened a full-screen live broadcast, which means that as long as he can see, all fans can see it.

After the barrage was still for a second, the pot was completely fried.

[Fuck, I really understand it!No, my family...]

[What does it mean to wait! S let Beibei wait for what! 】

[It seems that every time my father is banned, it will be unlocked soon after S comes]

[That's right, the banning of other anchors means that it is really banned, and it will be untied as long as Dad doesn't have the time to fart]

【family!I have a bold hypothesis...]

[Ah, ah, no, no, no!Mom, I seem to be in the dark!The anchor I knocked on seems to have a gold master! 】

[Is it really S!?Really? Are you sure!What should I do? I don't think a poor ghost like me deserves to like Beibei anymore! 】

............

The barrage frantically swiped the screen, and Meng Yi didn't have time to react. He took a Pikachu doll from the side and hugged it in his arms, swallowing in surprise.

Really S?Not so bloody.

Isn't this the overlord plot that hangs in the QQ browser all the year round? These little girls have read too many novels.

To be on the safe side, he exited the full screen first, and sneakily poked the room tube.

"Miss, can I ask why my live broadcast room is suddenly unblocked? Didn't it say it will take two hours?"

"The boss has checked it out. It's a water friend who insulted you maliciously. It has nothing to do with you, bliss, but you should pay attention next time."

Boss, have you checked it out?

Meng Yi was completely stunned, his head was now a blank sheet of paper covered with question marks.

He stared at the red barrage on S's exclusive list, and typed a few words with trembling fingers.

"But, I don't seem to have any complaints..."

"Lie"

"!!!"

With a numb scalp, Meng Yi almost fell off the gaming chair.

It's not that he worships the power of money so much, he has a good material condition since he was a child, and he won't get carried away when he is praised by the boss.

The main reason is...Meng Yi bit the bullet and began to think about how many dirty words he had said in the live broadcast room. It seemed that he would have to write hundreds of pages just about talking about the boss of the platform.

If his conjecture is true, then while he was beeping at Xingyao and his boss in the live broadcast room, the real master himself was standing in front of the screen... and he spent hundreds of thousands?

Is this... a compliment for his good scolding?

Holding the last trace of luck, Meng Yi poked open S's small window, which was added by the two of them when he answered the tip for the first time.

"Dude, is it really you?"

It took half a minute to receive a reply, but the answer was irrelevant, "What's the matter with the neck."

Meng Yi can't control his neck now, he just wants to confirm his identity as the big benefactor, and just about to face him again, he throws a sentence: "Are you still playing tonight, I don't have much time."

"Then... play? Order what you want to play, it's the number one bonus."

"Can you order anything?"

Meng Yi hooked his lips lazily, "Ang, it's not that I can't afford it."

At the same time, on the other side of the screen, the man's face was gloomy, his jaw line was very tight, and as soon as his slender fingers typed the words "vibrate the bell", he couldn't help but press the delete button.

"Better than playing with anything, let's take a look at your neck first."

The thumb pressed hard on the index finger, and he retyped and sent: "It took only one day to become popular like that, who did you fool around with?"

Unexpectedly, the anchor on the screen stood up suddenly, holding his neck, his cheeks flushed, his pupils dilated, and he fell straight towards the computer.

The live broadcast interface became dark.

The author says:

Hehehe, little treasure, hehehe, a strange disease has come~~

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Bao'er, who signed up to wear books before, let's see if I can find my id. There are a lot of registrations, and I can't use them all at once. You can also drop it in the comment area.