Professor he started chasing stars

"If you fight, five points will be deducted, and if you refuse to apologize, then three points will be deducted." Fu Jinyan continued to ask, "How many points do you have left?"

"52 points."

Fu Shengyu knew his score like the back of his hand, but on second thought he was wrong.

"No, points will be deducted for fighting?!"

"of course."

Fu Shengyu was dissatisfied: "I was playing with Jia Zhao, and it wasn't domestic violence. Is it worth deducting 8 points?"

Fu Jinyan stopped holding the vegetables, and he got some information.

"Do you know domestic violence?"

"Ah? I can't." Fu Shengyu asked back, "Brother Yan, you sure can't?"

Fu Jinyan must give him a blow today.

"I can learn."

Fu Shengyu smiled like an idiot, picked up a piece of beef with his chopsticks and handed it to Fu Jinyan's mouth.

"Brother Yan, do you know that you are so cute when you are fierce? Come on, eat more meat dishes, grow meat, domestic violence takes effort, don't tire you out."

Fu Jinyan felt that he was acting strangely.

"Oh, you're humiliating me."

"I don't have one." Fu Shengyu yelled at the top of his voice, "Professor Fu's beating hurts, it hurts!"

"Have a meal."

Fu Jinyan didn't want to talk to him anymore, he was very talkative, Fu Jinyan had to plan carefully if he wanted to get the upper hand.

"Brother, what are you so happy about today? You even posted it on Moments."

"how do you know?"

"I liked and commented on you."

Fu Jinyan turned on his phone and clicked into WeChat, only to find the red new message logo, with several likes and comments from Fu Shengyu and Yan Runzhong.

[Yan Runzhong: Did you have a good summer vacation?Professor Xiao Fu. 】

Fu Jinyan's heart trembled, he had to get back the teacher's news.

[Fu Jinyan: Hello, Principal Yan, my summer vacation was very relaxing, thank you for your praise. 】

The next comment is from the Chinese teacher in Pinewood Town.

[Chinese teacher: What did Mr. Fu spend? [Show teeth]]

Fu Jinyan began to take stock.

[Fu Jinyan: I bought a turbot, half a catty of beef, stewed tomatoes, and baby vegetables, RMB.Thank you for your likes. 】

Fu Jinyan was about to send it, but found something wrong.

"Fu Shengyu." Fu Jinyan asked, "I want to reply to others, which salted egg yolk should I use?"

"What? What did you reply?"

Fu Jinyan handed him the phone, and Fu Shengyu smiled while watching it.

"why are you laughing?"

"Brother Yan, I want to greet you, I really don't need to reply in such detail."

Fu Jinyan snatched the phone over.

"Just tell me which salted egg yolk to use."

Fu Shengyu got up and leaned over and said, "Then this."

Fu Shengyu's hands are fast, and he has added the emoji of [Wang Chai] to send the reply.

Fu Jinyan didn't understand: "Why add a dog's head?"

Fu Shengyu explained: "The general expression of young people."

"It's a mess, but the first one is easy to use, polite, gentle, and decent."

"Yeah, post whichever you like."

Seeing him engrossed in playing, Fu Shengyu took up Fu Jinyan's job.

"Open your mouth."

Fu Jinyan, whose soul was obsessed with replying to Moments, obeyed the order physically.

A piece of beef and rice was fed into his mouth, Fu Jinyan moved mechanically, and he didn't taste the taste from chewing to swallowing.

"Brother Yan, you haven't replied to my comment yet."

"Now, I will come in order."

Fu Jinyan didn't turn his head, he was reading Fu Shengyu's comments.

[The only honest person on the whole network: Is it because of the successful self-stealing? [color]】

"What did you comment on?" Fu Jinyan said dissatisfiedly, "Go and delete it."

"Hmm..." Fu Shengyu said, "It can't be deleted."

Fu Jinyan was in a hurry: "Then what should I do? People will see it."

"No one else is invisible."

"Really?" Fu Jinyan was dubious, and asked again, "What have I succeeded?"

Fu Shengyu smiled and said, "Successfully stole my heart."

Fu Jinyan couldn't understand this kind of earthy love talk at all.

"Why did I steal it? Stew soup?"

Fu Shengyu was stabbed in the heart by an arrow.

"As long as you like it, you can stir fry it."

Fu Jinyan was worrying about how to reply to this comment, and he had nothing else to do. Fu Shengyu stuffed food into his mouth, and he opened his mouth to eat. Fu Shengyu thought it was very fun, just like feeding rice to a chicken that had just broken its shell when he was a child.

The last chick died from a ruptured crop.

Fu Jinyan raised his head and said excitedly, "I replied, go and have a look."

"it is good."

Fu Shengyu also took out his mobile phone.

[Fu Jinyan: Thank you for your comment [smile]]

"It's... over?"

"Ok!"

"No, Brother Yan." Fu Shengyu said with staring eyes, "You give a long list of replies to others, accurate to two decimal places, and this is the answer for me? That's it?!"

"Your comment is too superficial to be worth typing."

"Okay."

Fu Shengyu cried and cleared the dining table and went to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

When Fu Jinyan finished replying to all the comments, Fu Shengyu had already finished cleaning.

"Fu Shengyu, social networking is really interesting."

Fu Jinyan shared his experience with him.

Fu Shengyu sat next to him, admiring his high spirits with his cheeks propped up.

"Really? What's the point?"

Fu Jinyan concluded: "You can complete all the steps of socializing, but you don't need to meet in person."

Fu Shengyu was confused.

"Isn't the meaning of social networking just to meet?"

"Well——" Fu Jinyan thought for a while and said, "My psychiatrist said before that social phobia is not a dislike of social interaction, but a fear. People with social phobia are actually eager..."

"To make friends." Fu Shengyu helped him make up.

"Correct."

Fu Jinyan was delighted with this tacit understanding.

He said with emotion: "The circle of friends is really a good romantic thing."

"why?"

It was the first time Fu Shengyu heard such an evaluation.

"Whether you have a hundred friends or ten friends, they are a circle. In this circle, you can be like-minded or part ways. But even if you are the only one left in your friend list, it is also a circle. .”

Fu Shengyu stared at Fu Jinyan dancing and gesticulating with a smile on his face.

"I don't understand you saying it's romantic, but I think... Brother Yan, you're so romantic when you talk."

As he said that, Fu Shengyu stretched out his right hand, and his fingers touched Fu Jinyan's jaw, and Fu Jinyan moved back sensitively.

"What are you doing?"

Fu Shengyu's fingers wiped lightly on his chin.

It is a white rice grain.

Fu Shengyu asked with a smile: "Are you going to secretly hide snacks for supper at night?"

Fu Jinyan was embarrassed.

Then he just watched Fu Shengyu put the rice grains into his mouth.

Fu Jinyan was stunned, speechless.

"you you……"

"what happened?"

Fu Shengyu chewed it a few times.

"How did you eat it? How dirty."

Fu Shengyu smacked his mouth and said, "The ones around Brother Yan's mouth are clean and hygienic."

Fu Jinyan was stunned, but at the same time a little shy, because Fu Shengyu's action of biting his teeth and sticking out his tongue to taste just now was too ambiguous.

"This is too..." Fu Jinyan didn't know what to say, "It's too obscene."

Fu Shengyu choked speechlessly: "My good fellow, am I obscene when I eat now?"

It's not nasty either.

Fu Jinyan actually wanted to say something positive.

Because at that moment, Fu Jinyan's thoughts were also obscene.

He wanted to kiss Fu Shengyu.

……

In the next two weeks, Fu Shengyu didn't sleep at home once. In Fu Shengyu's words, 201 was his home, and 301 was just a storage room.

Fu Shengyu is good at acting like a baby.

And Fu Jinyan is good at being soft-hearted.

On Thursday morning, Fu Shengyu took the subject four exam, and cell phones were not allowed in the exam, so Fu Jinyan's cell phone was off all morning.

At two o'clock in the afternoon, Fu Jinyan received a call from him.

"Go downstairs."

Two words, very cool.

"Why?" Fu Jinyan asked him.

"Go downstairs."

Still two words, very attractive.

Fu Jinyan put on his formal coat and went downstairs, but Fu Shengyu was not there.

Fu Jinyan sent him a WeChat message: "I didn't see you."

A black car stopped in front of Fu Jinyan, the window slowly lowered, revealing Fu Shengyu wearing sunglasses.

"Get in the car."

"Ok?"

"Co-pilot."

Three words this time, very stinky fart.

But there was something about this dead child that Fu Jinyan couldn't resist.

Fu Jinyan got into the car and found that there were three people in the back seat.

Jia Zhao smiled with eight teeth: "Professor Fu, long time no see."

"Hello."

The other two were girls, who greeted Fu Jinyan politely, but talked shyly in low voices.

Fu Jinyan is not good at remembering people's names, trying to remember that the pretty one is the school belle Fu Shengyu mentioned, named Liu Nianjia, and another lively girl with a round face is Wang Xinning

Wang Xinning was more courageous, and said bluntly, "Fu Shengyu, your brother is so handsome..."

Fu Shengyu was wearing sunglasses, looking cool, and glanced behind him.

"Jia Zhao, you can ravage as you like, but you can't covet Ang, my brother." Fu Shengyu warned them.

"Is your brother really a professor?" Liu Nianjia also asked curiously.

"Can there be a fake? The genuine professor of Haijin University."

"Wow! I thought you were bragging with Jia Zhao!" Wang Xinning especially admired, "Is there a child star in the profession of professor?"

Without the protection of the virtual network, Fu Jinyan's social skills are temporarily shut down in a situation where there are more than two people.

The car started and flew directly towards the viaduct.

"Young Master Fu, please slow down. We just got our driver's license this morning, so take it easy." Jia Zhao grabbed the car door, his face pale, "My soul is behind and I can't catch up."

"What are you afraid of? Every time I go back to my grandma's house, I secretly drive my dad's car."

"My life doesn't matter, your brother Yan is still in the car..."

Jia Zhao threatened him with Fu Jinyan, which worked immediately.

Fu Shengyu slowed down and held the steering wheel with both hands.

In fact, he does not drive jerky at all, and he is also very skilled in observing road conditions, which shows that he often drives without a license in the countryside.

Fu Jinyan whispered, "What are we going to do?"

Fu Shengyu: "It's a trip that you can leave as soon as you say it."

Fu Jinyan looked at him and asked in surprise, "Where are you going?"

"Wrangler Island."

What a mess.

Fu Jinyan always does things according to regulations.

"How many days? I will go to work at your house on weekends."

"Two, three, four days..." Fu Shengyu said, "My dad and I asked for leave for you."

"I didn't bring any clothes."

"I bought it for you, in the trunk."