The salted fish attack made the master carry the cub

Kun crossed the sea of ​​clouds, bells rang from the sky, and in the verdant dense forest, the blue figure shuttled like flowing water.

With the red sun on his back, Qi Wushen winds his way up, until the end of the dense forest is covered with snow.

The heavy bronze door under the cover of five-color prayer flags came into view.

——Tianque Ice Realm, one of the few prisons in the Nine Heavens, no matter how high the cultivation base is, the Taoist body will be sealed, and no one with great skills can escape.

At this moment, Qi Wushen's master, Zong Wu, was imprisoned here.

The scene two hours ago flashed in his mind.

At that time, Qi Wushen was still drinking tea and enjoying the scenery on the boat back to Jiuchongtian, but he saw the purple air coming from the east, and the bells and chimes rang wildly.

The Daoist Lord probably didn't have such a big battle when he came into the world, so Qi Wushen stuck his head out and let the mountain wind on both sides brush his cheeks and blow the ponytail away.

In the next second, paji——

The white spirit bird that flew from nowhere was right on his face, and then the bird spoke:

"Yaoyang Zongzun Zongwu, who secretly conceived a demon fetus, was escorted into the icy region of Tianque, and will be interrogated in public at noon tomorrow."

Qi Wushen just wanted to scold the messenger bird for being a road idiot, when he heard this, he was so startled that a mouthful of saliva stuck in his throat, he almost lost his breath.

Conception due to emotion, resurrection from death, things that are in the Arabian Nights in the mortal world are not uncommon in the fairy world.

So he was not surprised to hear that the man was pregnant.

But things are different now.

——It was his master who carried the cub.

The master is cold and self-sufficient, no one is close to anyone within five feet, and one look can put people in the frost and snow.Who can believe that such a person is pregnant with a cub in silence?

Anyway, he couldn't.

The shadows cast by the bull's body and horse's face on both sides of the bronze gate completely enveloped Qi Wushen.

He looked around, if he stepped on the bluestone on the left, dodged the withered pine on the right, and finally held the quaint copper ring on the nose of the bull, and then swung around, maybe he could sneak into the icy area through the cracks in the stone.

however……

He also just thought about it.

——Who knows how long the copper ring has been hanging there? What if he slipped his hand and failed to swing over, and what would happen if he was hacked into a cripple?

Qi Wushen is not afraid of death, there are immortal bones in the Nine Heavens, death is nothing more than going to the Nether Mansion in the Styx River, and returning after waiting more than ten years.

But he is afraid of dying, because he is lazy and afraid of trouble.

Therefore, he chose to open the door directly.

use the key.

The young man looked at the empty palm. The hand seemed to be underdeveloped, and it didn't match the already slender figure.

He flicked his ponytail combed diagonally, and stepped on the bluestone on his left, counting silently in his heart.

—and waited for the key to fly into his hand by itself.

Haas Haas --

The sound of hurried footsteps, accompanied by uneven panting, came from the winding mountain road covered with moss.

"Qi Wushen really has you. I haven't seen my friends for a long time. They're all drinking and talking together. What the fuck are you? Tell me to steal the keys. If I didn't run fast, my brother would beat me to death, don't you know? I know, I really fucking regret knowing you, a friend of this kind."

Before the people arrived, the sound arrived first. A tattered Taoist in white came walking with his legs panting. His trousers were covered with green juice left by vines.

"They are wine and meat friends, are we real friends?" Qi Wushen greeted him with a smile, and casually pinched the young leaves in his mouth, turning them into snow-white handkerchiefs, and wiped the sweat off the white-clothed Taoist's head meanly.

However, with just a few perfunctory moves, the towel was pinched into a spirit bird and released into the sky.

"Where's the key?" Qi Wushen hooked his hands.

"I fucking knew you only had the key in your heart."

Having said that, the white-clothed Taoist still took out a large bunch of bronze keys from his sleeves, jingling, so densely packed that he couldn't count them.

"Look, it's in this row anyway, I don't know which one it is."

"Easy to handle." Qi Wushen turned over shallowly, pulled out one of them, then squatted down, and thrust towards the leg of the stone statue with the body of a cow and horse face.

"Hey, can you be careful, this thing is inserted wrongly, it will touch the arrow array! I, I, I don't want to be shot into a sieve!"

The Taoist in white was still howling, but the young man's long and slender wrists were slightly twisted, and he had to kneel on the ground with his head in his hands, shrinking into a tortoise.

There was only a click and a rumble, and the stone door slowly opened.

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"Master—" Qi Wushen walked along the deep stone room, calling in a low voice.

Even so, he didn't have much confidence.Master's temperament, even if he hears it, he may not reply.Master's cultivation is invincible in the entire Yaoyang sect. Since he was imprisoned in this ice field, it means that he should have accepted this "crime and punishment".

"Damn it, how did you know it was the key?" The Taoist in white was still chattering.

Qi Wushen was just about to explain, but he heard a "click", the ground was empty under his feet, and the feeling of the world spinning came over him.

I don't know what mechanism he stepped on, and he fell down. The temperature of the surrounding air suddenly dropped, and there seemed to be snow mixed with ice passing by his side.

--Snapped;

The body fell into a mass of soft white, and the cold touch penetrated along the neckline.

Snow?How could there be snow in this stone chamber?

Qi Wushen sat up with his elbows propped up, and was about to reach out to pat the snow mist off his sleeves, when the familiar faint scent of medicine slowly drifted into his nostrils.

During the daytime, the medicine pot with the fragrance of medicine flashed in my mind, as well as the crimson and delicate figure returning from the snow.

"Master." Qi Wushen was startled, and called out tentatively.

As soon as the words fell, I heard the rustling of snow, accompanied by the friction of clothes, and the clatter of metal and stone, like chains, but...the sound of the shackles was also mixed with a lighter crisp sound , jingle jingle, melodious.

Qi Wushen's attention was suddenly attracted by that voice, and the remote and soft sound of the cold wind passing through the pine forest flashed in his mind in the distant deep winter, in the silent mountains and fields.It was far away but real, which made him fall into deep thought for a long time, and he didn't even hear the call of the person above him clearly.

"Qi Wushen -" is the voice of a friend.

Qi Wushen followed the prestige, but the crimson snow-clothed figure first caught the young man's eyes.

"Why are you here? Didn't you say yes..." The sound of spring water hitting thin ice sounded from above his head.

The heavy black iron shackles glowed with a cold light, and they were put on the slender wrists like jade. The cheeks were so white that they were almost bloodless, and the plain white fur sunken deep on the shoulders. Such a heavy outfit did not look bloated at all. It's because the body under the fine clothes is too slender.

Countless scattered memories like snowflakes flashed quickly, before Qi Wushen had time to think about it, those dark eyes that seemed to be filled with wind and snow quickly drifted past, and the sound that he intuitively thought was a silver bell was also amplified a little.

The four eyes met, and for a moment, Zong Wu deliberately turned his eyes away, and imperceptible panic flashed in his cold expression.

"Master... respect..." Qi Wushen was stunned, and the two words subconsciously escaped from his lips.

The line of sight follows the familiar eyebrows and eyes, the thin face seems to be thinner than the impression, the eye sockets are inexplicably red, thousands of words remain in the throat, but can't speak, Qi Wushen gritted his teeth, and finally squeezed out a few words: "Master You are wronged."

Zong Wu still didn't look at Qi Wushen, his eyes fell on Frost Snow at his feet, and his bloodless thin lips parted slightly for a while, uttering cool words.

"What's wrong with what you've done?"

"So Master...do you admit it?" The young man's eyes instantly became hot.

At the same time, a rare wave appeared in those calm eyes.

"you forgot?"

"Forgot? Forgot what?" Qi Wushen was stunned.

At this moment, there was a sudden rumbling sound under the feet, as if the whole Han Prison Mountain was trembling.

"Fuck." The friend's voice above the head sounded, "We seem to have been discovered, pick me up, pick me up!"

Before Qi Wushen could react, a white mass fell from the sky.

When he came back to his senses, there was a half-meter-deep snow pit in front of him, lying between him and the master, and the white-clothed Taoist sat up with difficulty, spitting snow scum: "You, why didn't you pick me up?!" His appearance was more serious than before. Embarrassed.

Qi Wushen: "..."

He stretched out his hand and pulled the Taoist up, but his gaze remained on Zong Wu.

It's been a long time since I saw you.

In front of him was a pale face that was almost sickly, but the expression on that face when the tails of the eyes were red and the eyelashes were full of tears flashed in his mind.

...like after orgasm.

"You remember, what we are doing now is just to detoxify, there is nothing else other than that."

"You, you and I are just master and apprentice, you... don't think too much."

Sometimes he felt that he was in a dilapidated thatched hut, naked and hot, and sometimes he felt that he was in a dense forest with ragged clothes and a man in his arms. The man had long arms and legs, and his whole body was as clear as jade. , very much like his... Master.

... Strange and messy memories flashed by, and then dizziness struck from under my feet.

Qi Wushen barely maintained his balance, but his body fell to one side unconsciously. For a moment, he was sure that the dizziness had passed, and then he realized that it wasn't him who was shaking.

——It was the ground shaking under his feet.

"What's going on?" He made a tactic with one hand, and the golden light flashed up, but then went out quickly.The dao body is sealed, so where can I use fairy art?

The white-clothed Taoist also had a look of anxiety on his face. He took out the Liuren compass on his waist, and the compass spun wildly. The snow fell on it and immediately turned into water vapor.

"What's the situation, why is the magic weapon handed down by your family still broken?" Qi Wu looked at his friend inexplicably.

But I saw my friend hurriedly tucked the compass into his waist, as if he was caught in class.

"It's not broken, it should be... my brother found out that the key was lost, and he is looking for me with the method passed down in his family! What a tragedy!" The Taoist in white was about to cry at any time as if he was mourning his concubine.

Qi Wushen: "..."

Zong Wu also silently showed a hopeless expression.

"What should we do now? Why don't you go out first?" Qi Wushen suggested, he can't go, he hasn't asked the master clearly.

Who would have thought that when this was mentioned, the expression on the white clothed Taoist's face became even uglier.

"No, no, no, before you go down to the lower realm, he said: If he catches me playing with you again, just, let me try to die..."

"It's really a dear brother."

It was the first time that Qi Wushen realized that playing with himself was a fatal matter, however... an upright official could hardly decide on housework, if he had known in advance, he would definitely not have put his friend in danger, but now it is too late.

He pondered for a moment, and then proposed with a serious expression: "If you are here now, you will be caught by your brother sooner or later, since that's the case..."

"Why not, let's rob the prison!"

The author says:

Master: You are such a clever little ghost.

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The following is the pimp zone, grandly introducing the four-member group of Jiyou Tiantuan:

The first is: Suo Wang "Huang" He, the tweeter of Shou Gudan serialized [I, Zha Gong, never love Master] Xu He;

The second is: Sweet King "Ruan" You, the tweeter is serialized by Gu Dan [I ran away with the cub after teasing the genius doctor] Dong You;

Then: the scum king "abuses" the snow, tweets the pre-acquisition of "the best lover is an idiot" and sets foot on the snow mountain;

The last one is: King Xian "attacks" the seventh, pushes his fantasy to make a strong ABO to have children [Six enemy alphas all want to marry me! ] seven realms;

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The column has the pre-acquisition of "Sand Sculpture Attack, Want to Divorce (Master Shou)"

The column host accepts fantasy and advances to "Six Enemy Alphas Want to Marry Me!" "

Ling Su and his party wandered on the desolate star and were forcibly transformed into Omega.

The body becomes weaker, glands grow, the body becomes sensitive and juicy, and it has to experience twice the passion period of normal Omega!

What's more urgent is that a group of enemy Alphas who came for "hunting" came quietly.

——Hunting the sweetest Omega, marking it forcibly, and multiplying offspring are exactly the purpose of their trip.

Ling Su became the number one target for everyone to hunt!

The enemy general cornered him. Ling Su pretended to admire him and offered his life. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he stole the mecha and medicine, and almost sent the general's little brother away.

The enemy prince pretended to be in distress, Ling Su pretended to help, found the enemy camp, kicked the prince off the cliff, and ransacked the camp.

The richest man in the enemy country flaunts his wealth and pretends to be aggressive. Ling Su cheats out the location of the treasury and reports it to his own marshal. The marshal intercepts him backhand to fill the treasury.

There are also math geniuses, top scientists, rough stone tycoons...

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An Omege is better than Alpha!

Not only was Ling Su not hunted, but he also defeated the best Alpha of the enemy country!

What shocked the universe even more was that those Alphas who had failed so badly were vying to marry Ling Su!

The prince of the enemy would not marry unless he was the one; the general of the enemy country betrayed the country and left home;

For a moment, Ling Su became the focus of the whole universe!

Reporters rushed to interview this difficult legendary Omega, but the Imperial Marshal appeared in front of the camera.

"It's not polite at all to disturb a pregnant Omega." The usually approachable marshal instantly turned cold.

The next second the camera turns.

The Omega that shocked the whole universe is safely curled up in the arms of the marshal, like a well-behaved cat!

Except... my stomach is a little bulging!

Wang Bazhi Marshal Gong x People don't talk much, cool and crazy, hang and explode