Reality is bullshit

Mengmeng got up early in the morning, tidied up casually and went to the coffee shop designated by the other party.

Then she remembered a question.Nima, the other party didn't tell her the correct time at all, how did she know what time it was?

Immediately, Mengmeng became Smecta, is there anyone else who makes appointments like this?

Thinking so, Mengmeng still waited at the door for the cafe to open and went in.

Originally, Duan Hongchen asked if he wanted to accompany her, but Mengmeng waved her hand very proudly, indicating that she is already an adult and doesn't need someone to accompany her.

So, she's sitting on the couch in a coffee shop bored now...fishing.

Naturally, this fishing is not fishing in the true sense, nor is it playing a game. Naturally, it is not fishing like fishing for Kaizi. Instead, the upper part of the neck is used to imitate the floating action of the fish when fishing, and you can click together according to the rhythm. Two clicks, harder and harder...

Mengmeng didn't know how many fish she had caught before she finally remembered that she hadn't ordered anything.The surrounding waiters are based on the principle of customer first, even if they don't order anything, they are the customer's purpose, staring at Mengmeng behind their backs and pointing.

I ran to the coffee shop early in the morning to take a nap, and this one may never be found again.

Mengmeng raised her hand to call the waiter, after thinking for a long time, she said, "Give me a glass of boiled water."

waiter:"……"

The waiter brought up the water when it was empty, and Mengmeng successfully caught another fish.

The waiter's attitude couldn't be better. When he saw Mengmeng, his whole face was as black as carbon, and the corners of his mouth and eyes were twitching wildly.

Mengmeng watched the heavy weight put on the cup on the table, and the water in it spilled out due to excessive force.She looked up again at the waiter with an obviously unwell face, and said, "Are you sick? Isn't it hard to come out to work when you're not in good health?"

"You are sick!"

"Oh, I saw that your face was twitching, and I thought you had some disease. But let me tell you, people, you must take good care of yourself and take care of yourself... Last time I saw that dog, it was really It's super cute, but I think the parents will definitely not agree to my raising... I came to meet someone but I don't know who the other person is, and the other person didn't even tell me the time..."

There are not many people going to the cafe on weekend mornings, so the waiters are very relaxed.

Then, almost all the waiters, including the cleaning lady, gathered around and went on strike collectively.

The many waiters laughed for a while, complained for a while, and immediately began to be very upset about asking Mengmeng to meet people at this point.

For children, it is hard to have a weekend to rest well, otherwise they will definitely not grow taller. This is a very painful childhood experience for one of the waiters.

Mengmeng discussed with them for a while before saying, "I'm already an adult."

The expressions on everyone's faces completely showed that they didn't believe it. Now that children like to pretend to be adults, this child doesn't look like an adult no matter what.

It was noon when they were talking casually, and guests came one after another at this time.

The waiters comforted Mengmeng and asked her to wait, while they went to greet other gods.

Mengmeng talked too much just now, and by this time her mouth was almost parched.

Unlike giving her a glass of water at the beginning, the lovely and kind waiters directly brought a kettle over and asked her to drink as much as she wanted and sit for as long as she wanted.

Mengmeng couldn't help sighing, the service here is really considerate and humane.

If you drink too much water, you will naturally want to go to the toilet.

But when Mengmeng came out of the toilet, she =mouth=.

Almost all the men sitting in the cafe have chrysanthemums and roses.What white chrysanthemums j□j flowers purple chrysanthemums blue roses red roses pink roses should be available, the complete range is comparable to flower shops.

What color did you say on the phone yesterday?Mengmeng had no impression at all, so she covered her face and randomly found a man who was sitting quietly, and stood beside him.

"excuse me……"

Before Mengmeng’s words were finished, she saw the other person’s eyes light up, and immediately pulled her to sit down, and then began to introduce herself: “Hi, my name is Chen xx, I’m 28 this year, and I was introduced by your aunt, friend, sister, husband, and colleague. Working in a foreign company with no history of marriage and love, with an annual salary of 2..."

=mouth=

"Brother, you seem to be in good condition in all aspects. How do you feel about introducing Rhubarb from the next door to you? I think you have something in common, you all have hairy faces..."

Mengmeng immediately stood up, as if fleeing into the toilet.When he came out again, the hairy man had already left.

So Mengmeng plucked up the courage to go to another slender man named Rose Chrysanthemum and asked, "Hello, did you invite me?"

The slender man slightly raised his eyes to look at Mengmeng, then turned his head and said please sit down.

Unlike the previous person who hurriedly introduced himself, this person asked slowly, "You also know what we are here for."

Mengmeng thought, well, this is it.

So he laughed immediately, ready to answer, the other party continued to speak.

"Let's just say the result is fine."

Ah, so you know that I am not the person you are looking for!Although Mengmeng was a little excited, she still asked, "I'm not the one you are looking for, am I?"

"You... are a nice person."

I am a natural person.

"At least everything looks good."

Yes, it must be better than you looking for someone.

"None of this is your fault."

It's definitely not my fault that you lost someone.

"but……"

But I'm not what you're looking for, I already know what you're going to say.

"I like being other men..."

=mouth=

Does the fact that you like men have anything to do with your finding someone?Do you have to tell me that you want to keep this kind of thing a secret from your family?But isn't it nice to talk about such a private matter with someone you've just met for a few minutes?

After thinking about it, Mengmeng felt that she couldn't do such a cheap thing, so she said, "I like other things too..."

"Don't like genre."

"what?"

"I like art a little bit."

"what?"

"I said I like the type that other men don't like."

"..." Brother, can you speak without panting?You make me very anxious, okay?

Then the slender man slowly raised his hand and said to pay the bill, put down 25 yuan, turned around and left.

"..."

Looking around, there seemed to be no one holding chrysanthemums and roses. Mengmeng was just about to go home when she saw a fat man walking in with a chrysanthemum and a rose.

……

Comforting myself, maybe this person is the person I want to find, so I walked over to say hello.

"Sorry, I'm late." The man was a little embarrassed.

"It's okay, even though I've arrived early." Mengmeng felt that she was almost exhausted.Fortunately, when I got up in the morning, I ate Duan Hongchen to prepare breakfast, otherwise I would definitely be hungry now.

Mengmeng didn't wait for the other party to speak this time, and immediately asked: "Am I you looking for someone?"

The other party obviously didn't expect Mengmeng to be so direct, so he froze for a moment and began to look up and down Mengmeng, just like looking at a product on the shelf.

Then, Mengmeng saw a very suspicious blush on the fat man's face.

The man lowered his head and said shyly, "I, I didn't expect you to be so good-looking. You, you are. I want to find someone."

?I'm the one you're looking for, don't you know I'm so good-looking?Brother, what's your logic?

The man continued: "I, I do software engineering, I, I'm still a virgin..."

Mengmeng sprayed water on the opponent's face.

Brother, you are a virgin and have half a dime relationship with me?

Me or are you looking for someone?

After doing everything possible to send away the fat and shy otaku, Mengmeng sat down on the sofa and forcefully took a sip of water.

Just as he was about to leave, he saw another man walking in.

This time Mengmeng made up her mind that she would not take the initiative to say hello.

As a result, the man looked around for a week, then sat down opposite Mengmeng, threw chrysanthemums and roses in front of her and said very coldly: "Is it you?"

Could it be this?Mengmeng propped herself up and sat down.

She was dozing off again.There is no other reason, but last night I kept thinking about how to confess my love to Duan Hongchen without being hated, so I didn't sleep well.

Seeing so many men this morning has consumed her brain cells for a year.

As a result, the cold man on the opposite side said, "Let's go."

"Ah, where are you going?"

"Inspection."

As soon as she heard this word, Mengmeng didn't dare to move.Is it some illegal transaction?Need to inspect the goods?Do you want to call the police uncle at this time?It's better not to follow the other party casually, it's too dangerous.

As a result, the other party was very impatient and said: "Why, aren't you planning to let me inspect the goods when you come on a blind date? How do I know if you are suitable if I don't inspect the goods?"

"what?"

"Don't tell me you haven't experienced it yet, I won't believe it."

"Please go out and turn right to call a taxi and tell him you are going to a mental hospital. Thank you for being cheap!"

"Don't pretend to be glamorous and noble with me." The other party still had an expression that he was very attractive and all women must go up and down.

Mengmeng Xiaoyu broke out, sneered at the cruel man, and then used his trump card.

First of all, analyze the other party from appearance to personality to pretending to be very unqualified to analyze the other party's childhood experience, education, experience and psychological problems, and then infinitely increase it to the point that the other party is a very, very harmful and useless virus to the entire nation, country, society, and even the entire earth. Matter will be a serious problem for the future development of human beings!

He kept talking to the other party in a daze until he went out and turned right, and then got into a taxi...

Mengmeng clapped her hands, saying it was done!

Then he felt a gust of wind rushing in, excitedly pinched her face hard, then grabbed her hand and shook Mr. Ma possessedly.

"Girl, girl..." The other party was still in the possession of Mr. Ma, Mengmeng finally couldn't bear it any longer, and roared: "My old lady was about to be shaken out by you last night, who the hell are you!"

As a result, the gentle and weak girl immediately slapped Mengmeng's back hard, causing her to grin her teeth in pain.

The girl's tone was mixed with the darkness before the storm: "Meng Xiaojia, you don't want to live anymore?"