adult restriction

! !Exercise.

The result is that we, who are not familiar with the place, didn't know where to go for three consecutive days, and then returned to the hotel by car to end the day's trip.

"Where do you want to go? Why do you have to go? Get back to normal soon! Do you want to go to a nightclub? Watch pole dancers? Let me go with you?"

He was wiping his hair while watching a pay movie in the hotel. Under such circumstances, he shamelessly scolded me, "Dirty." Is it really elegant to hide in a hotel and watch pay movies?

On the fourth day, I followed him in a trance, and suddenly he stopped and poked me on the shoulder, "Look, is it possible to apply for a marriage certificate here?"

"Ah." I barely answered him, "What are you doing?"

"Shall we do it too? Just passing by."

"Just pass by? Do you have a certificate?" This man was simply unreasonable, but I felt his conspiracy more or less.

"I have it with me." He took out the passport he carried with him.

At this point, I can't be more sure what his latest anomaly is.What do you want a child for?It's for coming to the United States, what kind of exercise, it's for 'passing by'!

Just say no and it's over?We did think about it at first, but so what if we have a certificate?Unless it is American, China will not recognize it, but we don't care about it.

"Hurry up and decide, it's silly to stand here." He urged me impatiently.

"Then do it!" I shouted angrily, co-authoring just because of this, how many days have I not slept well?

I don't know the process, he was doing it, and because of this matter, we stayed in the United States for a while.But my reflex arc may be really long, even longer than what Su Chen said.

"So it doesn't matter if you have children or not?" After going home and getting a good night's sleep, I felt cheated.

"No, it must, this is serious."

"...And then just got married? It took dozens of dollars to get it done?" It felt weird.He nodded as a matter of course, and I immediately felt that it was a loss, a real loss.

"what happened to you?"

"You are married twice."

"...%￥##￥%" So he satirized me mercilessly and turned around to do his own thing.In this regard, I still feel quite relaxed, at least I can watch the whole movie without being disturbed.

Jiu Shi: Please don’t be serious about the process of applying for a marriage certificate. I’ve never been married to someone of the same sex, right?

Jiu Shi: May I ask why you insist on obtaining the certificate with Yu Xiao!

Su Chen: Nonsense, both Han Zhu and I have received it before, so of course we have to get it... The main reason is that he wants to leave on a whim, so I can use this as a threat.

Jiu Shi: Brother!This thing has no legal effect in China.

Su Chen: Do you understand that IQ is suppressed?

Jiu Shi: How to suppress it?

Su Chen: Like blaming him for his bad behavior of abandoning his family.

Jiu Shi: ...So it really is not good for a person to be too upright.

171. Su Chen Chapter Freshman

This period of Yu Xiao's slump, the specific form of expression is that she does everything casually, and if she has to investigate the reason, it is just for the matter of getting married.

At first, I thought this man was a rare embarrassment, but later I found out that he thought I was a fraudulent marriage, and I was still a second marriage.

It's fucking unbearable, how did I lie to him?Don't you just walk by and get things done?

Later he said unhappily, at least there is no form?I was still thinking about asking for a marriage or something, but he said without sincerity, please fuck!If it can be born, the child will know that picking up girls is still in this form.

The reason why I am in a hurry to get married is that I always feel uncomfortable. Even if I don't want to see Han Zhu, at least I have obtained the certificate, right?Why can't I have a proof that I listen to him now?

Speaking of which, I am also afraid that one day I will make some principled mistakes again, and if he is upset, he will run away from home hypocritically.At that time, there will be no proof, who am I, Su Chen?

Well this time, at least when he really wants to do it, I will take this thing out and condemn him for his irresponsible attitude and behavior that is very excessive to me.

At that time, he definitely reformed himself and felt that he was so wrong.

In fact, sometimes I hope he makes some principled mistakes, otherwise I am the most outrageous person in this family, and sometimes I always feel a little bit more confident.

This matter has been in sight for a year, and the recent convulsions are because of the child.In half a month, his child will be born, and he is immersed in a dream-like feeling all day long.

"Su Chen, I think I'm a casual person." He took a bite of an apple, leaned on the sofa and said, "How come the older I get, the more I feel that the decisions I make are unreasonable? It seems that I haven't thought through my brain."

"It's okay, I won't be tired if I don't think about anything, can't I?" Occasionally, I also think that it would be great if Yu Xiao had a single tendon in his mind. I told him to go east, but he didn't dare to go west. If he was really a stickler, he wouldn't threaten me from time to time and eat me to death.

"The baby is about to be born, so hurry up and think of a name." I sat next to him, and he put his legs on me unceremoniously.

"Guoguo...Apple?" He said, I couldn't help but throw his legs off my body at that moment, he was casual, so fucking casual.

"Tell me, what the hell is a child? I'm going to be a father?" He suddenly closed his eyes and turned to one side, watching him throw the apple on the ground, and really wanted to beat him, "Like you, give me Two children as grandchildren?"

"...What does it mean to be a grandson to a child? Don't they listen to me?"

"Come on, you're just going to lie to them, it's not that you changed your hair to make them happy, and you have to pretend to be a serious father from time to time? How tired? You still fucking lie to me and get tired too!"

That’s right, there’s nothing wrong with saying that. I didn’t feel anything wrong when Han Zhu had a big belly. It’s just that after a long time, watching the little guy grow up, I suddenly feel a sense of accomplishment.

But I don't bother to explain this matter, he will understand by then, I also asked his sister, the psychiatrist said that this is quite normal, after the child is born, people will return to normal.

Seeing his half-dead appearance, I was also angry, "I didn't let you live, so what are you worrying about? If I don't say it, I will raise it?"

"That's right!" He opened his eyes and smiled, as if accepting my comfort, "You can think of the name." After saying that, he went back to the bedroom, leaving me to clean up the mess he made in the living room.

Every time at this time, I despise myself in my heart, Su Chen, Su Chen, what's wrong with you?Think about your glorious days in the past, men and women rushed to cling to you, lived for 33 years, how could you still be a nanny?Follow the ass of an unruly ancestor all day to clean up the mess?

Well, besides him, I don't want to spend my whole life with anyone.

When we went to the United States, when he saw the little guy, he became excited again, "Why is this kid so ugly!" He hugged him in his arms and said, very twisted, but he was quite cautious.

Seeing that he was finally happy, I also breathed a sigh of relief, "Aren't all children like this?"

He couldn't bear to let go, and when the nurse took the baby back to the baby room, he suddenly stared at me and sighed, "This feeling is really strange. When I held the baby in my arms just now, I suddenly felt that I was very great."

"You haven't done anything yet! Great brother fart." I said bluntly, and he wasn't angry either.Halfway through the walk, he suddenly looked at me discouraged, "What about Chaoyan? This is a trick!"

"...What are you talking about?" The two stinky kids in our family are very familiar with Yu Xiao now, they are almost brothers, and they don't know what to study when they meet, and they don't tell me. , Look for me when eating, look for me when going out to play, this kind of welfare "heart-to-heart talk" has nothing to do with me.

"He asked me if I wanted a younger sister. I was very sure and said yes, and then Chaoyan said that I wanted to marry that 'girl'."

"...How do you know it's a daughter!"

"I think Chaoyan wants it, and I also think it's a daughter."

Damn, this is too casual.But Yu Xiao still takes the words of a little kid seriously, although sometimes I don't understand that Chao Yan thinks so all day long.

Of course the youngest son’s name is not Guoguo or Apple, but his name is Yu Yize, and his nickname is Guoguo.This child is very well-behaved, neither crying nor fussing, which is quite reassuring.

A child has brought a lot of changes to our lives. We used to nest together and watch movies when we were free, but now we are all around the child.The strange thing is that none of us feel that we have less time for each other, but more fulfilling and filling a family more completely.

Waking up early in the morning, Yu Xiao was very nervous, because Chaoyan was coming over today, and Chaoyu was learning to paint, so she had to pick her up at night.Seeing Chaoyan rushing in and yelling to see his sister, I really feel a little sad. This brat is my son, so he is promising.

When Yu Xiao told him frankly that the child was a younger brother, Chao Yan's eyes suddenly turned red. Under Yu Xiao's guidance, he confirmed it himself and burst into tears, which shocked me, "Uncle, my first love is gone. !" After speaking, he ran to my side, hugged my leg and cried like something, "Dad! I want a good-looking sister!"

At that time, I really couldn't say anything. What was this child pretending to be in his head?Although he is now fat and looks like a meatball, but according to my genes, he will not grow up and no one wants him, so why rush?

Look at Guoguo again, lying there obediently, smiling at us with big green eyes blinking, it's very funny, much better than this brat who acts like a man all day long.

I was just about to say a few words to him, but Yu Xiao suddenly came over and hugged Chaoyan, and even winked at me proudly, "Don't cry, it's not easy." In front of Guoguo, "Just treat this as your younger sister."

"..." Don't say I'm speechless, Chao Yan also looked at Yu Xiao half-understanding.

"Listen, this is a younger sister." This kind of mentally handicapped hypnotism is still useful for a child, and then Chaoyan took out a small pink clip from his trouser pocket.

"Where did you come from?" I couldn't help asking.

Chaoyan smiled triumphantly, "I tore this from Chaoyu's hair, she was crying at the time!" After finishing speaking, he thought about pinning the clip on Guoguo's hair, "Uncle, sister Why no hair?"

"It will grow out later, he is still young."

"Uncle, sister's eyes are so beautiful! Blue!"

"That's green!" I stood behind and couldn't help correcting, Yu Xiao nodded.Later I asked him, aren't you a liar?Yu Xiao told me very irresponsibly, what's the matter, you will know when you grow up, what is a child serious about.

Since then, the photo on our bedside has been changed, it is me, him, and three children.This is our family, established after more than [-] spring and autumn years together, and we will try our best to protect it in the future.

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After more than ten years, Chaoyan found sadly that he could no longer hypnotize himself. This younger sister named Guoguo and Yu Yize was actually a handsome girl who was just as handsome as him, and who always kept him from picking up girls. When he was a younger brother, it was a kind of indescribable bitterness and tears. Every time he thought of the fact that the person he had held in his palm since he was a child, and even once thought he was his future wife, was a leader, Chao Yan felt sorry for his own sister. .Of course, this is the beginning of another story.

172. The rules of extra life

After getting married, the lives of the two people still haven't changed in any way, and even after receiving the certificate, they just briefly discussed the issue of second marriage.

Of course, the more beneficiary is Yu Xiao. After the two have known each other for 23 years, he has established his dominance with the smile of the devil.So it can't be faked that Feng Shui turns or something.

And Glass, who has a little understanding of human nature, also recognized the situation and turned against him three days later, and even stood behind Yu Xiao to seek shelter when Su Chen showed a dissatisfied expression.

This frustrated Su Chen's self-esteem somewhat, but he still maintained his demeanor and did not show it in front of Yu Xiao, but secretly reduced Glass's ration by half.

According to the usual practice, Yu Xiao's waking up and Su Chen's contribution are indispensable.

In the bedroom, sunlight poured in through the thick curtains. The reality is cruel. The handsome guy's sleeping appearance is not very good. Yu Xiao pulled the quilt to cover his head. in the air.

And Su Chen, throwing one leg on Xiao Xiao's body, woke up suddenly while turning over. One is because of the concept of time formed for a long time, and the other is the unsightly behavior of realizing that he is about to drool before he is half asleep and half awake. Behavior.

The first thing Su Chen did when he woke up was to wake Yu Xiao up. He turned over again, threw his leg on Yu Xiao again, raised his knee and rubbed it casually twice, "Get up .”

As a matter of course, there was no response. Su Chen sat up naked after waking up for 3 minutes, and pulled off the quilt vigorously, revealing the same naked Yu Xiao.So, they all like to sleep naked.

"Get up, I'm going to cook, what to eat later." He said, patted Yu Xiao's face lightly.

After three seconds of silence, Yu Xiao opened her eyes a little, "whatever." Then she pulled the quilt again.Su Chen didn't say a word, and walked around to the bathroom by herself. After all, it was a picture of a handsome guy getting out of the bath. If you ignore the fact that he was almost tripped by the glass lying on the door with his belly open, it would be eye-catching.

"Yu Xiao! I'm late, your company called to remind you!" Su Chen lied without raising her eyelids, then opened the closet and began to change clothes, and Yu Xiao, after hearing this terrible false news, made a filter choice Believe it, after rushing out of the bedroom, he habitually slapped Su Chen's butt.

The latter continued to change clothes calmly.

Details of Su Chen Yu Xiao's life [-]: Don't believe in the ambiguity that seems to be there, it is a long-term habit and does not mean any extendable meaning.

After half an hour, the two finished tidying up separately. Yu Xiao stood in front of the kitchen table, "Where's breakfast?"

"Go out to eat." The two looked at each other, and then rushed out of the house together.In fact, Su Chen can go out later than Yu Xiao, but after the latter has obtained an absolute family status, he requires that his life be kept at the same rate. Su Chen doesn't care, so he agrees with awe.And volunteered to send Yu Xiao to work every day.

A somewhat late good morning kiss made the two of them show affectionate expressions tacitly, "Will you be late after a while?"

"I think so too, but it's obviously impossible." Yu Xiao sighed, raised his watch and said, "We still have 1 minute, what can we do?"

The two looked at each other speechlessly for three seconds and then parted ways.

Su Chen Yu Xiao's life details [-]: Time always passes at the moment when it should stop most.

When Su Chen just returned home, the phone rang suddenly, "Are you home?"

"Yes." In her heart, Su Chen was a little happy for Yu Xiao's carefulness.

"It's great to be home! Can you help me see if there are a dozen documents on the coffee table? Send them over for me."

Details of Su Chen's Yu Xiao's life three: The one who doesn't understand the style is actually Yu Xiao who doesn't turn a corner when talking.

When Su Chen sat on the sofa with a serious face, and followed the leader's instructions to discover the dozens of documents, he ignored the glass of white water on the documents, thinking that he could get the documents out with his profound skills.

The camera slowed down, Su Chen's eyes suddenly widened, watching the glass of white water fall behind the documents in a weak manner, he raised his head seriously again, and asked solemnly, "Very important documents?"

"It's not very important, but it's troublesome to redo it." Yu Xiao was still straightforward, without any doubt about Su Chen's sincerity.

"Not on the coffee table."

"you sure."

"Of course!" Su Chen reiterated, throwing the wet document in the trash can coolly, "Why should I lie to you about this?"

Yu Xiao also kindly comforted, "It's fine if you don't find it, I have a backup." Su Chen felt a little guilty about Yu Xiao like this, and after 3 minutes, this person returned to the bedroom to catch up on sleep, planning to catch up on sleep at around nine o'clock. Get up and go to the agent's brand clothing store for a walk.

Details of Su Chen Yu Xiao's life [-]: "Lies" and "deception" are still going on.

In the evening, Yu Xiao reworked the materials in the study, and Yu Xiao, who was living together again, was obviously not the same Yu Xiao as before. This person used clues to find Su Chen's "evil" behavior.

As for the decent comfort during the day, it is of course Yu Xiao's expedient measure, because he is sure that he saw the document this morning.After pinching the evidence found in the trash can, he returned to the bedroom with a smug smile.

Su Chen was watching the boxing match with his laptop in his hand, "You won't go to bed earlier, don't think about me waking you up tomorrow morning."

"I'm working overtime. Today's document needs to be redone."

"Next time remember not to throw things away."

"Yes." Yu Xiaoyin smiled tentatively, "Remember not to throw the criminal evidence in the trash can."

Su Chen silently looked at the crumpled document in Yu Xiao's hand, and put down the computer after a long time, "I'm sleepy, go to bed first."

"You have to compensate me."

"How to compensate?"

"Think for yourself." Yu Xiao said in a low voice, unexpectedly a little sexual.

Not to be outdone, Su Chen smiled lowly, showing his serious and rascal look to the fullest, "I think so too." As he spoke, he raised his hands and began to act presumptuously.

"You reject me?" Yu Xiao suddenly turned serious and murmured in a low voice.The three-point loss is equally vivid and believable.

"......of course not."

From an angle that Su Chen couldn't see, Yu Xiao made a gesture of victory in his heart. He knew that Su Chen was a typical example of being soft and not hard.

Details of Su Chen Yu Xiao's life five: IQ suppression is definitely mutual, because of too much understanding.

After the passionate XX, the two lay side by side on the bed, still holding each other's hand tightly, and the heat continued to spread.

When Su Chen habitually embraced Xiao Xiao, and the latter habitually clinged to him, both of them closed their eyes contentedly, as if they had obtained the whole world.

"Good night."

"Ah."

Su Chen Yu Xiao's life details six: Love is also absolutely mutual.

173. Extra Story – The Evolution of Jealousy

Yu Xiao was hanging out with colleagues in the unit, no, it was a party, and at the same time, she looked at her mobile phone for the fourth time.After finding out that there was no call from Su Chen, I felt a little uncomfortable.

This is his fourth late return this month. If it was in the past, Su Chen would keep calling after ten o'clock. Basically, there would be three calls. The steps are as follows:

1. When will you come back?

2. Where are you now?

3. Appear in front of Xiao.

In view of this kind of mood that Yu Xiao himself felt childish, he didn't refuse the microphone handed to him by his colleague, and howled in a voice that was obviously nice to speak, and he didn't know it.

Yu Xiao didn't think there was anything wrong with his singing these two voices. His comparison was with Su Chen. They both felt pretty good about each other, so the influence was mutual.

"Are you in a bad mood?" Chen Mo asked, wanting to cry without tears. Why is he also a handsome guy with a handsome face? How come his merits are getting less and less with the time of knowing each other?

"No, it's very good." Yu Xiao said against his will, and decided to go home after 3 minutes.

Yu Xiao's behavior is to say one thing and another, and when he opened the bedroom door, he found that Su Chen was sleeping in the dark, and suddenly he was furious, and an expert flashed in his mind, Possessing himself, a yellow talisman flashed past and stuck to Su Chen's forehead? ?What are the evildoers doing?Return my people!

Su Chen felt in a daze that someone kept pushing him, and without even thinking about it, he knew it must be Yu Xiao. He moved, and raised his hand to pinch Yu Xiao's waist, "Stop making trouble, go to bed early, I don’t want to get up again tomorrow.”

Hearing what Su Chen said, Yu Xiao's anger suddenly lost half, but a voice reminded him? ?Yu Xiao!You are no longer the Yu Xiao you used to be, so don't let him fool you with just a few words!

"Hey! Why didn't you call me?" This time Yu Xiao was staring at Su Chen's face intently, expressing her serious emotions.

"...It's okay, why did I call you." Su Chen raised her eyelids, pulled the quilt over, and continued to sleep.

Seeing the tired look on his face, Yu Xiao softened up again, and then comforted herself? ?Doesn't he trust you? "Honestly, you're not afraid of me doing whatever I want outside?" But he still couldn't help asking.

This time Su Chen was completely awake, and with his back turned to Yu Xiao's face, he showed a complacent expression. What does this mean? It was clear that he was angry because he 'ignored' his existence.

"What am I afraid of?" The old god Su Chen said, "Where do you go to find someone like me? Cook for you, wake you up, whatever you say, who is better than me?"

"Then lie down and fuck me now!" Yu Xiao said contentedly.

But the reality is cruel, Su Chen didn't even move, "We'll talk about this tomorrow, I'm so sleepy."

"..." Yu Xiao snorted twice, didn't disturb his sleep anymore, turned around and rushed to the bathroom. While taking a shower, he thought of a wonderful plan. What is its purpose and purpose? ?Let Su Hooligan have a sense of crisis, Yu Shuai is very sought-after.

In the final analysis, Yu Xiao is not a person of conspiracy theory style, this incident was forgotten the next day, and he remembered it on a whim half a month later, when he shared his plan with Chen Mo with a sly smile At that time, the latter almost cried bitterly.

"Didn't your boyfriend meet me?" Chen Mo had nothing to do with this boss. Although Yu Xiao had been with his cousin for a while, that feeling was clearly somewhere between appreciation and friendship.

Yu Xiao patted Chen Mo's shoulder firmly, "Don't worry, he won't remember you!"

"Why? Has he lost his memory or is he out of his mind?"

"Your sense of existence is too low!"

Knowing that Su Chen would be at the KTV at this time, Yu Xiao deliberately chose a hotel just across the street from the KTV. When Chen Mo asked what was the point, Yu Xiao said frankly, "Isn't it convenient? He is also very busy." , can save some time, and when the two of us go back together, we can go to my favorite shop for supper."

"You are really far-sighted." Chen Mo wiped his sweat and watched Yu Xiao lying naked on the bed. He also took off his clothes under the coercion and lure of his boss. Finally, because he couldn't bear the possible danger, he put on a bathrobe and followed Yu Xiao's instructions. Xiao asked for a phone call.

Su Chen, who was across the street, chuckled when he saw the caller ID. Maybe he didn't notice it himself. He couldn't help but feel chills when he heard the artificial voice on the other side, "Where are you? Do you want to answer?" Yu Xiao going back? He drank too much and is in XX Hotel."

Su Chen frowned, and felt that the voice was a bit 'ambiguous', "Men? Women? Shemale?"

Chen Mo almost cried, then looked at Yu Xiao's serious expression, and said tearfully, "I hate it, I

It's a man! "

At this time, Su Chen was really a little nervous, although he doubted whether this kind of person could stand on the stage with Yu Xiao's aesthetic point of view.At the moment when she stepped into the hotel, Su Chen realized clearly what emotion she should put on? ?You fucking dare to open a room with someone behind my back, are you tired of work?

This emotion reminds me of another request made by Yu Xiao three days ago? ?When you are not allowed to lose your temper with me, you restrain yourself a lot.

So, Su Chen walked to the destination very maturely and calmly. After seeing the two people who were 'embracing and sleeping', she felt that something was wrong, although she was already so angry that she wanted to drag that dead shemale out and beat him to death with a stick.

Yu Xiao secretly raised his eyelids, and quickly closed them again, "Get up." Su Chen pushed him, lifted the quilt unceremoniously, and slapped the 'shemale' on the head, "Hurry up, this time Is that where you lay?"

"I didn't, I didn't!" Chen Mo suddenly got up, waving his hands, unable to stand the weird atmosphere, "It's him! He forced me!" Chen Mo pointed at Yu Xiao and said firmly.

At this moment, Su Chen's mood was very complicated. It was obvious that it was fake. Yu Xiao wouldn't do such a shameless thing. In fact, this was Yu Xiao's temptation?Test him with this kind of thing?A lot of fun?

Yu Xiao also sat up at this moment, resting her forehead and sighing, what is this all about?Su Chen didn't look angry either.The anger value in his heart naturally rose by twelve percentage points.

After the two sat and stood looking at each other for a few seconds, they laughed roguely and sinisterly respectively.

"Then I'll try my best to seduce you once." Su Chen said, and began to undress.

Not to be outdone, Yu Xiao lifted the quilt coolly after realizing that she had no clothes to take off, "You?"

Chen Mo rushed out the door after screaming, and the two people who fell on the bed had an extremely disharmonious incident for the first time, because the anger value surged and no one was willing to give up control.

"Why are you? Didn't you say you wanted to seduce me!"

"Who said that seduction must be at the bottom?"

"I disagree."

"Okay, old rules."

"Yes." Yu Xiao agreed without even thinking about it, and shouted triumphantly while stretching out her hand, "The loser comes first!" Then, Yu Xiao, who had never won in boxing games, was stunned, and gestured stupidly I cut the scissors I made myself, and snipped twice decently on Su Chen's outstretched palm, "Damn it."

......

...... (I am H, the passive skill is invisibility, how to watch it, please go to the store to buy the potion of the prophet.)

...... (Store: Sorry, due to the version update, the Prophet Potion has been removed from the shelves, please look forward to the changes in the next version.)

After the so-and-so between the two of them, "What do you mean today?" Su Chen asked suspiciously, completely ignoring Yu Xiao's meaning, and suddenly realized after seeing Yu Xiao's thoughtful expression, "Sex?"

And Yu Xiao, who was a little confused, pointed in satisfaction after hearing this word, "Correct answer!" Of course, he completely forgot his original intention.

Su Chen smiled lowly, "Don't scare me next time, this is a bit hot." As he said, he held Yu Xiao's hand tightly.

Yu Xiao also held him back tightly, her warm palm is the mysterious concern that has been restrained over time, the only thing that remains the same is the sincerity at the beginning, "It's fun, what I play is the heartbeat."

The drooping thin eyelids, the straight bridge of the nose, and the slightly raised soft lips still made Su Chen feel suffocated by the beauty. He put his palm on Yu Xiao's chest, but no one spoke again, breaking the silence .

Occasional emotions can be turned into fun, adding a touch of sweetness to a peaceful life, based on trust and love.

The Fertility of the Small Theater Doesn't Flow to Outsiders' Fields

Yu Xiao: It will be good to gather here in the future, the environment is very good. (laugh smugly)

Passerby A: Not bad, not bad.

Passerby B: Are the drinks a bit expensive?

Yu Xiao: How come?Isn't that just right? (open eyes and talk nonsense)

Passer-by B: Where is it?I know a better one.

Yu Xiao: This person is the boss. (Pointing to Su Chen who was standing by the bar and talking.)

Passerby A: Know him?Can I get a discount?

Yu Xiao: This is my boyfriend, who is married. (raises hand to show ring)

Passerby A: Can I get a discount? (star eyes)

Yu Xiao: Of course not!Whose money do we earn for the discount?

Passerby B: adulterer and adulterer! ! !

174. One hundred routine questions 1

This seems to be a habit, just like when I count the number of words in the chapter name with my fingers every day, it seems that there is no end. In fact, Nima, I have written enough of this pattern.....

What is your name?

Su Chen: Su Chen

Yu Xiao: Yu Xiao

Jiu Shi: Su Chen, have you ever slandered your surname?

Su Chen: Why?

Jiu Shi: It is said that he is not manly enough.

Su Chen: What do you mean--.

Jiu Shi: Probably the surname Su is the surname specially used by online writers Marysu, the female delicate virgin, the male delicate virgin... (probably?)

Su Chen: ...Damn, why do you never forget to complain to me? (see through)

Jiu Shi: I just want to complain about why Nima used this surname to play Marysu!How can we embarrass our family? (If Mary Sue is really available, why does the dumped thing still appear!!!)

Yu Xiao: Check what time it is.

Su Chen: Isn't it one o'clock in the morning?

Yu Xiao: It's time to sleep, leave him alone, he doesn't look normal.

Everyone: Hey, don't go too far!

What is your age?

Su Chen: 33.

Yu Xiao: Same. (closes eyes, in chaos)

gender is?

Su Chen: Female (serious)

Yu Xiao: Me too

Jiu Shi: Nonsense!

Yu Xiao: You know nonsense and still ask?

What is your personality?

Su Chen: It should be very good, I can cook, clean the room, and make money.

Yu Xiao: This is definitely not a character.

Su Chen: I know, but I think it's part of my personality. At least he shows that I'm a very delicate and gentle person in disguise. (serious)

Yu Xiao: Absolutely. I'm the kind of person who won't be angry for more than 3 minutes, and I don't like to beat around the bush.

Jiu Shi: You are too impolite.

What about the character of the other party?

Su Chen: I don't like him being straightforward about everything, and I don't like him being angry for less than 3 minutes.

Yu Xiao: Your essence is to shake M?

Su Chen: No, sometimes trying to get angry with you doesn't work. Being angry at everything for a long time is not good for your health, and it's not fair.

Yu Xiao: His personality is definitely not very good. He is narrow-minded, especially vengeful, and likes to play tricks on people behind his back.

Jiu Shi: None of them are good things.

Two people: Who allowed you to say it? (This is definitely a representative of an adulterer and adulterer)

When did the two meet?Where?

Su Chen: Is it the downstairs of my hometown at first?

Yu Xiao: Isn't it?Isn't it at my door?

Su Chen: I didn't know you at that time, why did you go to your door?

Yu Xiao: Maybe it's because I was attracted by my mother's charm?

Su Chen:......==

What was your first impression of the other party?

Su Chen: Looking at her face, she should be a younger sister, but she doesn't quite look like her.

Yu Xiao: A child who looks very muddy and annoying.

Su Chen: You definitely didn't see me that way at the time.

Yu Xiao: Then what do I think? (unreasonable)

Su Chen: You must be jealous that I am more handsome than you?

Yu Xiao: Because you were like a meatball when you were young?

Su Chen: At least I don't look like a girl.

Yu Xiao: ...

What do you like about each other?

Su Chen: Quite a lot.

Yu Xiao: Me too.

Jiu Shi: This is not a painting exhibition of foreign devils, rejecting abstraction!

Su Chen: How do you answer this kind of question?This thing is pretty abstract.

Yu Xiao: I think so too, I feel very comfortable being together, I want to be together like this all the time, that's all.

What do you dislike about each other?

Su Chen: There are quite a lot, sometimes I want to slap him twice.

Yu Xiao: We maintain a high degree of unity on this point.

Jiu Shi: So why are you still together?

Su Chen: No one can take his place by my side.

Yu Xiao: That’s right, so there’s no other way to do something that’s difficult, there’s nothing more appropriate. (laugh)

Do you feel you are compatible with each other?

Yu Xiao: Good.