A JJ's story

Fuck me, I'm going to kill Chen Xiaoji, did he put up big-character posters in the company?

Why do everyone from the janitor to everyone passing by who know or don't know each other stare at me, and then show a meaningful smile?

That kind of smile is like "You have premature ejaculation" on the left face and "Hahahahahahaha" on the right.

So the owner had to cover his crotch with a briefcase and move forward.

But the scorching sight was really not something the briefcase could block, so the owner had to cover his face instead...

As soon as I walked outside the office, I heard my boss roaring angrily: "Enough! Old Zhang, I don't want to talk nonsense with you anymore. Hurry up and hand it over!"

what?Lao Zhang has been the boss's friend and right-hand man for many years, and the old man in the company has made the boss so angry. Could it be that Lao Zhang stole company secrets for money?

In an instant, I thought of countless bloody plots, brothers turning against each other, spy storms, big fights...

Sure enough, life is the greatest stepmother, poor old Zhang...

But to my surprise, Lao Zhang yelled back in a more angry voice than his boss: "You are enough! I said I don't have sexual dysfunction!"

... Nani? !

Boss: "Of course you didn't! How can you still have it after it's all cured, so, now! Hand over the secret recipe!"

Me & Master: "..."

I suddenly felt that before killing Chen Xiaoji, should I be the boss first?

Lao Zhang: "There is no secret recipe! I haven't [beep——] wilted! No!"

Boss: "How is that possible! The whole company knows about it, and it has been spread in private. You have been single for so many years, why did you suddenly get married? You must be recovering from your illness!"

...It's said that it's a private rumor, you... how did you get to this position!

Old Zhang: "Close! You! Bird! Things!!"

"Look, you still say no, and you're all pissed off!" The boss yelled again, "Old Zhang, I've known you for so many years, can't you help me out? You have a good relationship with Xiao Qin, will you die if you help him?"

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Master: "...==!"

...Unexpectedly, this is the first time the protagonist's surname appears in the text, it will be such a scene...

Lao Zhang's voice seemed to come from afar, and with the overwhelming anger, he drilled into the master's ears: "I'm so blind that I have been brothers with you, a dead gay for so many years! Spend a lifetime with your premature ejaculation friend go!"

Sure enough, life is the greatest stepmother, poor old Zhang, master and me!