Common child

Some people have said that seven or eight years old is the saddest age, why?

Because you are about to go to primary school, leaving the beautiful childhood of carefree, homework, and comparison, and starting to be oppressed and ravaged by the teacher every day, threatening to see your parents whenever you have something, but!The most sad thing is not these at all! !

Instead - change, door, teeth!

On February 27th, the [-]th year of Kangxi, the eighth birthday of Yinzhi Children's Shoes, when he ate the meal carefully prepared by his mother-in-law in the Changchun Palace of Concubine Rong-eating off his front teeth and lowering his teeth. ,coming!

From then on began the sad years of leaking words and revealing dark holes when he grinned.

Yinzhi was very sad and angry. Changing teeth can be said to be a time in everyone's black history. After growing up, whether voluntary or involuntary, most people will blur this memory. Now I want him to review it again. , It is to kill him!

Not to mention that a certain cute teammate laughed at him when he changed his front teeth, and tried his best to tease him to speak, just to see him embarrassing. One can imagine how sad life is.

So before the front teeth grow out, Yinzhi decides to keep his mouth shut except when the teacher asks questions, the imperial father takes the school exam, and greets the elders when he must speak!

"Hey, sixth brother, I don't quite understand what the master said today, please tell me." After school this day, five or six or seven usually gather in Yinzhi's room to make the master's decorations together. Yin Qi smiled viciously and leaned in front of Yin Zhi, obviously harboring malicious intentions.

Yin Zhi glared at him, picked up the pen, and scribbled down the answer he wanted, then slapped the paper on his face with such force that he took several steps back.

Yin Qi didn't give up, just kidding, he had no sympathy for changing his teeth before, he kept laughing at him, now he has a chance to reciprocate, a fool will give up easily.

"Sixth brother, don't worry about reading, rest more, relax, come on, let me tell you a joke. It is said that someone sold himself on the street to bury his father, kneeling in front of his father's body wrapped in straw Crying so that those who heard it were sad and those who saw it wept, which attracted a lot of onlookers, and there happened to be a crowd of onlookers smoking with a pipe, who knew that someone accidentally flicked the still burning shredded tobacco onto the straw mat, Guess what happened next? The old father who was already dead jumped up, pointed at that person and scolded: "Why are you so wicked, didn't you see someone here!" Hahahaha... Funny Hahaha..." After finishing speaking, Yin Qi couldn't help laughing out loud with his stomach in his arms, and kept patting the table, almost out of breath.

Yinzhi just looked at him blankly, and two words were revealed in his eyes brightly - idiot!

Yin You, who watched from the sidelines for a long time, covered his mouth, his shoulders trembled, his eyebrows and eyes were curled up, and it was obvious that he was trying hard to hold back a smile. Seeing Yin Zhi's plain glance, he quickly turned his head, but his shoulders still shrugged from time to time.

Seeing Yinzhi's reluctance, Yinqi felt unhappy, stood up and started circling around him, rubbing his chin as if trying to figure out how to get him to speak, but Yinzhi remained motionless, waves The look of not being surprised is obviously not paying attention to Yin Qi's methods, and he picks up his pen and starts to practice calligraphy on his own.

Suddenly, Yinzhi felt someone poke his waist, and his body stood up under the reflex condition. He almost cried out, but fortunately he reacted quickly enough to hold back, turned around, and looked at Yin with sullen eyes. Qi.

Yin Qi blinked, looked at him, then looked at his right index finger that was still in the poking posture, a smirk slowly appeared on his face, it was the kind of unkindness that caught someone else's advantage and was going to make good use of it. Smile with good intentions.

"Sixth brother, it turns out that you have itchy flesh on your waist." Yin Qi rubbed his hands and slowly approached Yin Zhi. He looked like a bustard who forced women into prostitution, a bully who forced women into prostitution, exuding a vile breath.

Yinzhi squinted his eyes, turned around and quickly wrote two words and handed them to him.

--warn

"Hahaha, written warnings are useless. Talk to me, and I won't mess around if you warn me aloud, otherwise, hehehe." Yin Qi raised his hands like eagle claws, ready to go, and She flashed her white teeth at Yinzhi, and found that he still didn't intend to speak after waiting a while, so she rushed forward——towards Yinzhi.

The so-called death will not die.If Yinyou knew this hottest Internet term nowadays, he would definitely use it to describe the unbearable scene in front of him.

I saw Yinzhi cut Yinqi's hands behind his back, and pressed his face down on the table. He could only yell, but couldn't break free.

"Sixth brother, it's wrong to attack elder brother. Where's your friendly brother? Let go of me, hey! What are you doing! Ahhh! Put down the pen for me, if you dare to write on my face, I will never let you go! Hey! You are serious! Woooooo... Sixth brother, I was wrong, I was wrong, I dare not~~~~"

The so-called man is a knife, I am a fish, and a person who knows the current affairs is a hero. The fifth master begged for mercy very spinelessly, but Yinzhi still wrote a big stupid word on his face in order to punish him.

As soon as Yinqi was let go, he immediately jumped away from Yinzhi, stretched out his hand to touch the left cheek, touched a hand of ink, he was so angry that he couldn't even speak well, so he could only point at Yinzhi tremblingly. "You" kept coming.The latter just gave him a mocking look, then sat down slowly and continued with his homework.

"Du Qi! Bring me a basin of water!"

The defeated fifth master felt his heart was hurt, and walked to Yinyou's side dejectedly. Seeing the child, he didn't dare to look at him, but he couldn't help but sighed, "I want to laugh Just laugh."

The honest boy Yinyou looked at him cautiously, but finally couldn't hold it back, he started laughing, but he still controlled his volume in consideration of his mood.

"Fifth Brother, why are you so obsessed with Sixth Brother to speak up? It's not like you don't know that he cares about his current appearance." After laughing, Yinyou asked the question he had been asking all along.

Speaking of this, Yinqi became angrily, and said angrily: "Seventh brother, you don't know how hateful your sixth brother is! When I changed my front teeth, he not only made me laugh all the time, asked me to talk, but even the designer Fu asked me questions. He sat next to me in the study room, and he laughed softly next to me when I spoke, and as far as I could hear, I couldn’t even sue! Do you think I should get revenge?”

Yinyou looked at Yinqi sympathetically, thought for a while and said, "Fifth brother, I think you have used the wrong method. If you force sixth brother to speak, you will not be able to succeed no matter in terms of intelligence or force. .”

Yinqi stared at Yinyou almost sadly, it's hard to let go!Honest kid, what are you doing so honestly! "Then what do you think I should do?" The voice was weak.

"Just ignore Brother Six and ignore him. He will definitely talk to you." Yinyou seriously suggested.

"Cut~~Xiao Qi, this method will never work. If I don't harass the sixth brother, he will definitely be happy, and he is very happy! You don't know your sixth brother too well." Yin Qi immediately vetoed it, but he was not too disappointed , he didn't expect Yinyou to say anything constructive.

There was a trace of doubt in Yinyou's eyes.Didn't Fifth Brother see that Sixth Brother attached great importance to him?His eyes are almost all around him. When he is harassing and harassing him, his eyes are full of joy. Now that he has calmed down, Brother Six still looks this way from time to time!So if the fifth brother ignores the sixth brother, the sixth brother will definitely take the initiative to join in!Is this...a bystander?

He was not sure whether to continue lobbying, looked at the fifth brother who obviously didn't believe him, and then at the sixth brother who glanced here and there from time to time, secretly compared the overall strength of the two, the honest boy Yinyou decisively decided to continue Seeing the fifth brother of his family full of fighting spirit looking for abuse... Uh, it's a challenge, because offending the fifth brother is definitely better than offending the sixth brother than QAQ.

Because he didn't follow the honest boy Yinyou's suggestion, Yinqi hopped around until dinner time but failed to make Yinzhi grin, and his depression flooded in like a tide, and what was even more tragic was that he was so concerned about provoking Yinzhi, The homework assigned by the master has not been done, so I can only light up the lamp and fight hard, so pitiful.

After taking a bath at night, Yinzhi was about to go to bed, but thinking of some idiot, he asked Feng Chuan, "Can Brother Wu go to bed?"

"Back to Brother Six, the servant just passed by Brother Fifth's room and found that the light was still on, and Du Qi also said that Brother Fifth was still doing his homework."

Yin Zhi paused, then got off the bed, Feng Chuan immediately put on a cloak for him, "Er Niang brought some snacks tonight, you go and pretend to be some."

"Whoo."

When the knock on the door sounded, Yin Qi was writing vigorously, and said without raising his head when he heard the voice: "Who is it? Come in."

Yinzhi was not polite, he pushed the door open and entered, until a plate of exquisite snacks was placed on the table, Yinqi raised his head, saw him, snorted and lowered his head to continue his homework.

Yinzhi was a little funny, and sat down leisurely to watch him, but he couldn't sit still for a while, just because Yinqi didn't say a word, completely ignoring him completely, this has never happened before, and After a while, Yinzhi sighed and spoke slowly.

"Eat something, you should be hungry too." The voice was weird and joyful because of the air leakage from the front teeth.

"What did you say? I didn't hear it." The so-called acting good while taking advantage of it is the portrayal of Yin Qi.

"Keep an inch." Yin Zhi leaned over and tapped his forehead.

Yinqi giggled, put down his pen, picked up a piece of snack and put it into his mouth, and said while eating: "You, what if you make an embarrassment in front of me? I haven't been laughed at by you before, as a brother I just want you to smile at me and I smile at you. Based on the relationship between the two of us, it hurts my heart that you can't let go in front of me."

I am open enough in front of you.Yinzhi thought angrily, "What homework do you still have to finish?"

"A theory, I'm the least good at it." Yin Qi patted his head with some annoyance. It's been too long since he was out of homework. Although he has revisited it for a few years, he still feels very painful.

Seeing his distressed expression, Yinzhi stood up and walked to his side, waving his hand, motioning for him to give up his seat, Yinqi did so curiously, and then saw Yinzhi sitting down, picked up a pen and began to write on the rice paper.

"You want to help me write an article and let me copy it, sixth brother, you really..." Yin Qi probably guessed what he was doing, and smiled, who knew that his eyes almost stared when he poked his head into the handwriting Come out, because it is his handwriting, no matter the strength of the pen or the arc of the outline, it is exactly the same as his, "You have this ability!"

It is not difficult for Yinzhi to write an eloquent argument. After a while, he put away his pen and suppressed it with paper before looking at Yinqi: "Rest early."

Yin Qi nodded obediently. In fact, he was already sleepy. After finishing his snacks, he should wash up and go to bed.

"By the way, you are trained or born." The imitation is too heaven-defying.

"It's a talent, I can imitate the characters I've seen once." Yinzhi said lightly, but so far only the guy in front of him knows this ability, because if he wants to, he can fake the imperial decree.

"Is that so... If you have no money, you can make a living by making fake calligraphy and paintings."

Yinzhi's black line, his majestic elder brother actually wants to make a living by cheating?Even if he was banned at the beginning, it would not have reached this point! "Eat quickly, don't talk."

"Oh." Yin Qi replied, and couldn't help but speak after a while, "That... you reported that Zhijun King used Mongolian lama Bahang Gelong to curse the prince with witchcraft, is that what you used?" In fact, everyone knew that it was strange, and it was only Yinfei's character who disdained to do such a thing, which in his opinion was absolutely obscene.

Yinzhi was silent for a while, looked at him, and nodded lightly, "I fabricated a few letters between King Zhijun and Bahan Gelong, and Huang Ama believed them after reading the handwriting."

Yin Qi nodded understandingly, "You have a really good relationship with the prince." Even such a thing was willing to help him, and the prince had already been abolished at that time.

Yinzhi smiled, "It's okay, it's just what they need. After the prince was abolished, Huang Ama actually intended to restore the prince. I just followed the trend."

Yin Qi nodded in response, "I still want to ask a question, do you still want to be a princeling in this life?"

"Strictly speaking, I was not considered a princeling in the past. I have never done anything for the prince except for the matter of Prince Zhijun." Although Feng is close, he did not encourage him to do evil, so he is not guilty. ’ In this way, “The relationship between me and the prince can’t be said to be a brotherly relationship, but it can be regarded as a friendship between gentlemen. With so much sincerity, the prince to me... should be an existence that I yearn for.”

"Longing? Yearning for his noble status? Or being favored by Huang Ama?" Yinqi asked puzzled.

Yinzhi just shook his head, stood up and patted him on the head, "Let's rest early." After saying that, he went out.

Yin Qi opened his mouth to stop him, but finally stopped, he thought that some things related to the past, maybe it was the secret of that person's life, no matter how good the relationship is with brothers, he can't be touched, but he doesn't know why, this cognition made him His heart was a little sour.

Yinzhi slowly walked back to the room with his hands behind his back, his thoughts drifting away.

Yes, he yearns for the prince, but not because of his noble status and being loved all the time. What he yearns for is that the man is always loyal to him, and will not tolerate or wrong him.

That was something he could never learn or do.

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