real thing

Tangyu Court:

very nice.

"To our past, I and Chen Xi's past is 'really good'." I held up my glass and wanted to toast Ye San'er, "Ye San'er, cheers."

Ye San'er was still a little sensible, probably remembered that I had a cold when I came in, so she clinked glasses with me and asked me, "Old Tang, you haven't taken cephalosporin, have you?"

When I heard this, I was startled, and quickly put down the wine glass in my hand, with my lips touching the rim of the glass, and I almost drank it. I did take cephalosporin and cold medicine at the company at noon, and I didn't want to die.

Ye San'er was afraid that I would drink the wrong wine after being dizzy, so he took my wine glass away, and even took away the two bottles he ordered himself.

"Shall I get you a glass of juice, or lemonade?" Ye San'er asked.

"Lemonade." I ordered one at random, holding my phone with my eyes still glued to it.

The boss of Chen Xi's dormitory sent me a video of me playing guitar with Ye San'er downstairs in Chen Xi's dormitory on a rainy day in order to coax Chen Xi.

There was a hahaha sound in the video, Ye San'er probably heard it, and sat next to me.

Ye San'er glanced twice, then pointed to my phone: "Fuck me, fuck me, that time we played guitar for Chen Xi in the heavy rain?"

Me: "Well."

Ye San'er scratched her head, and covered the screen with her hand: "Didn't you say delete it, don't read it, don't read it..."

I patted Ye San'er's hand away, "Put your dog's hoof away, you didn't give me the idea at the time? You also helped me choose the song. You see, your sign language gestures are also very good. I play it." Isn't the guitar very handsome?"

"Handsome dick, handsome."

Ye San'er put his arm on my shoulders, the smell of perfume on his body was too strong for me, I pushed Ye San'er away: "Stay away from me, it smells like a nose."

"There's no smell," Ye San'er grabbed his collar, lowered his head and sniffed vigorously, "I wear perfume, it's the scent."

"You man, what kind of perfume do you wear?"

"Fuck, are you fucking gay? What about wearing some perfume?"

"Chen Xi and I never use those."

"You guys are really not particular." Ye San'er sat back.

"Spraying on perfume is called exquisite?" I gave him a kick, "Hey, have you made an appointment yet?"

Ye San'er turned on the phone and showed me the chat page: "The appointment is here. The person said that it is in the suburbs of the city, and it will take more than an hour to get there."

I watched that video again, and I remember what happened afterwards very clearly. Chen Xi ran out of the dormitory, dragged me and ran away, before the guitar could be collected in time, and Ye San'er was thrown away by the two of us.

We both got caught in the rain, so I took him straight back to the house I was renting outside, and we both took a hot bath together, and of course did a lot of exercise.

He was sneezing all the time, and I didn't know that he was sick for a few days and lay down in the dormitory for three days.

My heart, when he sneezes, my heart trembles, and when he coughs, I feel very uncomfortable all over, and feel that I am special.

Someone once said that I am very worthless, I am worthless, to Chen Xi, why do I want so much worth?

At the beginning, the two of us paid five yuan each, and won a scratch card. Later, we really won, three thousand, he was one thousand and I was one thousand and five.

I often brag to my friends, saying that I feel very lucky to know Chen Xi.

At that time, he left me his cell phone number, but I lost it, so the two of us went to the beach to find someone to borrow a pen, and I asked Chen Xi to write his cell phone number on my arm.

In fact, there are many other places where you can write your mobile phone number. For example, there is an advertisement paper in my trouser pocket, but I still let him write it on my arm.

The tip of the pen scraped against the skin, and it was very itchy. As soon as he wrote, I shrank my arm. In the end, he directly grabbed my wrist with his left hand and wrote with the pen in his right hand.

In Qingdao in May, the sea breeze was still strong, and it was even a bit cold. Chen Xi's hands were soft and warm.

I can feel that the buddy standing next to us and borrowing my pen must have a very rich expression.

Later, after we divided the money, we walked along the beach and kept chatting. I am a talkative person, and I don’t like to stand coldly. Chen Xi kept laughing.

When we parted, the sun was setting, half of it sank in the sea, and half of it was still hanging in the sky.

"It's so beautiful." Standing by the reef, he held up his camera and took several photos of the sunset by the sea.

I dawdled for a long time and didn't say to leave. When Chen Xi finished taking pictures of the sunset, he raised the camera again, and without saying a word, the camera pointed directly at me, "Smile."

I stared at the camera for two seconds, and finally smiled at him.

I didn't see that photo until I saw Chen Xi again three months later. A red light came from behind me. The sea was shimmering, and the waves were all warm yellow.

I laughed silly, but Chen Xi said he really liked that photo.

When I went back to the hotel that day, I washed my hands carefully. I wrote down my phone number on a piece of paper and put it in my pocket before I felt relieved.

Later, I often asked Chen Xi if he had a crush on me since the first time we met. He hummed and talked for a long time, but never admitted it once.

Once he was drunk, I had to ask him to say it, he wobbled and raised his finger to the night sky and said: "Don't ask, the moon represents my heart."

I raised my head, blinked at the moon twice, and slapped him on the shoulder, "Chen Xi, tell me clearly, the moon is gapped tonight, is your heart gapped?"

"Me? Fuck?" Chen Xi looked up and shook his head for a long time, "There is really a gap, the gap is quite big..."

The moon was round the next night, and I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and saw it from the window of the living room.

At two o'clock in the morning, I pulled Chen Xi up by force.

He was so sleepy that he tugged at my arm and tumbled here and there. Then he was startled, thinking it was an earthquake, and dragged me staggeringly outside, shouting as he ran, "Tang Yuting, if we can't survive, you will definitely die in the next life." Come to me, I have a scar on the back of my neck, you made it, you have to remember..."

Although I was very moved, I had to interrupt him, picked him up by the waist, and carried him to the balcony.

The location of the balcony is especially suitable for admiring the moon. I put him down and pointed to the moon, "You can repeat what you said last night to the moon."

He held on to the railing, and it took a long time to confirm that it was not an earthquake. Chen Xi looked up at the moon for 3 minutes, and finally kicked me when he caught me.

"Tang Yuting, are you sick? You dragged me up in the middle of the night just to make me fall in love with you on the moon?"

"It's not estrus, it's a show of love," I didn't give up, "Yesterday the moon was gapped, but today it's full and round, please say it again."

I thought Chen Xi would definitely ignore me, but after a long time, he still faced the moon and said it seriously: "Yes, how round, so beautiful, Tang Yuting, I swear to the moon that I Love you, if our love has a shape, I think it must be round."

Don't ask me what happened afterwards, I felt my nose was sore at that time.

If our love has a shape, it must be round, nothing missing.

How good we were then, so good.

Those good times seem to be gone, I don't know why it has come to this point.

"Old Tang, don't look at your phone, let me ask you, what do you think about you and Chen Xi? I know you are not that kind of person, but I feel that you two are not quite right." Ye San'er curled her fingers, Knocking on the table brought me back to my senses.

I turned off the phone and leaned back on the sofa, "Isn't it because of you..."

Ye San'er started pretending to be a grandson again, calling me grandpa for a long time, and apologizing to grandpa for a long time.

"My buddy is wrong this time, he should be punished." He raised his head and drank a large glass of lemonade, and even hiccupped after drinking.

I picked up the water glass and drank a few sips, Ye San'er poured me another glass.

I looked at the two slices of lemon in the blue glass, and felt my tongue sore, "I don't know, I'm a bit messed up now."

Ye San'er finally became serious, and after looking at me for a long time, he asked, "Tang Yuting, tell me the truth, do you think you are tired of being with Chen Xi for too long?"

I didn't speak, Ye San'er asked again: "Have you thought about breaking up?"

I still didn't say a word, I kind of evaded this question, Ye San'er may have noticed it, the way he looked at me changed, he rolled up his sleeves and turned into an emotional expert.

"Two men together, what are you trying to do? Think cool, I mean cool, not just in bed, not just physically, but also psychologically, when two people get together at the beginning, the relationship between each other The heat in the room must be the highest, sticky and sticky all day long, and all you see are advantages and no disadvantages, but time is a ruthless grinding machine, everything can be smoothed for you, and it can also grind out sharp thorns for each other."

I think Ye San'er's words are too fucking reasonable, but I don't want to hear him continue to say that, I raised my hand to interrupt him, and then pinched my temple, a little impatiently, "Where's the man? Why don't you Come."

"It's coming soon, it should be right away," Ye San'er picked up the phone and urged, "When the person we have an appointment with arrives, ask clearly, explain clearly, and explain to Chen Xi."

The man waited for more than half an hour to arrive. This time I saw clearly that he should be young and fair, but his eye sockets were black and the eyeballs were red and bloodshot. He looked a little scary like that. Come to seek revenge.

As soon as he approached, I backed away subconsciously, I didn't want to have any more unexplainable things happen, I didn't want to be next to him, I just wanted to stay away.

But the man went straight to my seat, grabbed my arm and tried to drag me out.

I wanted to push him away, but I didn't expect him to be very strong. Ye San'er was also helping me pull him, "Speak up if you have something to say, don't move your hands, let go, where are you going? Just settle it here."

The man finally let go, but collapsed immediately after he let go, and sat down on the chair opposite me. Before he could speak, he began to gasp, looking like he was about to cry.

Ye San'er gave me a look, and Ye San'er and I stopped urging him, for fear that he might have a heart attack or something, and it would be bad if there was another accident.

The man took a long time to recover, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and found a screenshot, which was the payment record of the hotel. I looked at the date, and it happened to be the night when I was drunk.

"I paid the room fee that day, 380, and you need to return 190 to me."

"You came to me just for this?" I growled, not noticing that my voice was a little loud, and the people next to me all looked in my direction.

Ye Saner also reminded me to keep my voice down, and the person dug out the photo album of his mobile phone and found the photos taken in the bar that night. Many of them were blurred and I couldn’t see anything clearly, but one of them caught me. One-third of me entered the country sideways, and I can't deny this.

"Is this you?" he asked.

I nodded, "It's me, so what? What do you want me for?"

"You have to come with me." He stood up again as he said, trying to drag me, this time I hid quickly.

"Let's talk about things first," I was a little angry, "I can't go with you, and because of you, my wife and I have separated, you have to explain to me first."

The man took a few more breaths, "I still want you to explain to my boyfriend, what did we two do that night?"

Ye San'er: "..."

"..." I felt the blood in my body go straight to the top of my head, "I still want to ask you, what happened that night."

The man was also dumbfounded, "I drank too much, how can I remember what happened that night, I woke up at four o'clock that day and left, and then there were more payment records, and photos, all of which were taken by my man. Friends saw it."

Ye San'er also didn't expect the current situation to arise, so she stood up and reconciled, "If you ask me, you two must be innocent and both of you are adults. What's the matter, even if you drink too much, you can still remember it." .”

"Correct."

"Correct."

This time I spoke with the man at the same time and said "yes".

"I'll call now," I dialed Chen Xi, "you explain to my wife and I first, and then I'll help you."

Chen Xi quickly answered the phone with a muffled voice, "Hello."

"Daughter-in-law..." I said in a very low voice, "Let me tell you, I found that person."

"Ah."

"We both have nothing."

"Ah."

Chen Xi said "hmm" again, in a lukewarm manner, I was dying of anxiety, and said directly: "Daughter-in-law, are you coming back?"