cynical attack

The one-month military training is finally over, and the United States finally ended the alert.

During this month, the school has changed four instructors... all for the same reason: Qiao Lei was offended.

Four times...every time it caused an uproar and the whole school knew it.The first time was because the door was installed, the second time was because the music was too loud in the dormitory, the third time was because Qiao Lei thought the instructor was too ugly, and the fourth time was also due to dirtying Qiao Lei’s sun I was fired because it was the last day of military training, so I gave up.

During the first month of school, his influence has spread to every corner of the school.Toilets, cafeterias, groves... just a monument with his name engraved at the school gate for people to visit.

"Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend."

Also during this month, Xue Tong went to the toilet every day in Qiao Lei's dormitory.And every time Xue Tong entered the door, Qiao Lei would raise his eyebrows and then say his classic quotes.

"Boy? I witnessed your transformation from a boy to a man."

Qiao Lei leaned against the head of the bed and said to Xue Tong who had just come out of the toilet while smoking a cigarette.

Seeing Qiao Lei's expression of enjoyment lying on the bed, Xue Tong was also full of doubts.

"What do you mean?"

Xue Tong asked while wiping his wet hands.

"The process from white to dark~similar to pink fungus into black fungus~"

Qiao Lei puffed out the smoke ring lightly, the blue smoke seemed to be a fantasy image in Qiao Lei's mind.

"Uh...you're disgusting, are you watching Teacher Cang's movie again?"

Xue Tong leaned his head over to look at Qiao Lei's laptop screen.

"Fuck off! It's your idea that's wrong, I'm talking about your skin~ yours... how could I know~"

Qiao Lei continued to tease Xue Tong, the upturned corners of his mouth were filled with **.

But as Qiao Lei said, Xue Tong has really darkened a lot in the past month. He looked like a fresh boy, like a piece of white chocolate; but now, after a month of exposure to the sun, only The exposed skin is basically bronzed, like a bar of dark chocolate.

Fortunately, the one-month military training has ended, and there is still plenty of time in the remaining three years to restore the original fair and tender complexion.

"Boy? What major do you study?"

Qiao Lei looked at Xue Tong like a boss and said.

"Financial Management."

Xue Tong really looked like one of his employees, and replied cautiously.

"sit down."

Qiao Lei patted the bed,

"Since they are all from the same department, you will sit next to me in class tomorrow, do you hear me?"

Before his butt warmed the bed, Qiao Lei put his cigarette-smelling left hand on Xue Tong's shoulder.

"Oh."

Xue Tong replied in a low voice.

"And you bought me my breakfast, lunch and dinner in the future. This is a bank card, and I will swipe this card in the future."

With that said, Qiao Lei took out one of the many bank cards in his wallet and handed it to Xue Tong.

"The password is 123456."

Before Xue Tong could refuse, Qiao Lei handed the card to his palm.Qiao Lei also saw Xue Tong's reluctance, but he said it flatly.

"Listen to Brother Lei, you can use my bathroom as you like in the future."

Qiao Lei pointed to the bathroom door and said.

"Oh…"

Although he really wanted to refuse, the bathroom was really a necessity for him, so he could only wrong himself to run errands for Qiao Lei every day.

"By the way, why aren't you in your own bedroom? You have to come to my room every time."

Qiao Lei's question seemed to hit Xue Tong's sore spot.

"Qin Jie, he held a grudge when I pulled him for you last time, so every time I went to the toilet, he would use the tuba as an excuse and stay there for a long time."

Looking at Xue Tong's aggrieved little face, Qiao Lei felt pity for some reason.

"It's okay, no one in your Brother Lei's house will rob you, so I will come to Brother Lei's house from now on."

Hearing what Qiao Lei said, Xue Tong looked at Qiao Lei gratefully, and the card in his hand was also held tightly by him.

"Thank you Brother Lei!"

The next day, there was still half a moon in the sky and the sky was beginning to see light, and the doorbell of Qiao Lei's room started to work.

"Ding dong~ ding dong~... ding dong~ ding dong~... ding dong~ ding dong~ ding dong~"

The continuous ringing of the doorbell still didn't wake up Qiao Lei who was sleeping like a dead pig. The sound of the doorbell and scolding echoed in the stairs outside the room, while the inside of the house was still a pigsty, with only the sound of snoring.

"Brother Lei! Open the door!"

The doorbell's offensive was ineffective, and Xue Tong began to use his hands and feet, as well as his arms and knees.

"Boom boom boom!"

A more muffled sound replaced the small fresh electric bell on the door.However, this method of sex really worked. After about 10 minutes, Qiao Lei left Zhou Gong's arms and opened his sleepy eyes.

"Who is it!"

Qiao Lei, who was always angry when he got up, yelled at the door.

"I, Xue Tong, brought you breakfast!"

Outside the door, Xue Tong's clear voice passed through the thick door to Qiao Lei's ears.

Turning his head to look at the still dark sky outside the window, Qiao Lei rubbed his sleepy eyes and struggled to sit up, without even putting on any clothes, he limped to the door while leaning on the wall, and twisted the doorknob .

"Why are you still sleeping? It's already six o'clock!"

Xue Tong came in with a plate, but Qiao Lei kept his eyes half-closed and didn't pay attention to the breakfast in Xue Tong's hands. Even Xue Tong's face was full of meat.

Qiao Lei struggled to the side of the bed again, and with a "bang", he fell down on the bed in a "big" posture.No, it's not "big", it's "too", because there is a little more underneath.

"You came too early, brother hasn't woken up yet..."

Qiao Lei, who was stuffed under the quilt, even lowered his voice.

“Wake up early so you can have a good breakfast~”

Xue Tong put the breakfast on the bedside table, and took the bought breakfast one after another from the dinner plate.

"Get up and eat, I'll go to the bathroom first."

After finishing speaking, Xue Tong turned and walked into the bathroom.

"This is the original intention of coming early..."

Qiao Lei said to himself.

After coming out of the bathroom, he found that Qiao Lei was still half naked lying on the bed, so Xue Tong came over and poked Qiao Lei's calf muscles with his wet hands.

"Brother Lei? Wake up! You have to go to class after eating!"

Qiao Lei was always afraid of the cold, and the cold water drops on Xue Tong's fingers woke Qiao Lei up completely.The calf shrank suddenly, and all the muscles in the whole body began to work.After turning over, Qiao Lei straightened up and sat up, together with the little bit below him, he also sat up straight.

Qiao Lei stared at the breakfast on the bedside table.

"This is the breakfast I bought for you at McDonald's, and I also went to the school supermarket to buy two apples."

As he said that, Xue Tong picked up one of the apples and took a deep breath close to the tip of his nose. The aroma of the apples also penetrated into Xue Tong's nasal cavity.

"Then you wash up and eat, I'll go first."

When Xue Tong walked to the door, Qiao Lei stopped him.

"Come here, I'll give you the key to my house, so you don't have to keep banging on the door next time."

Qiao Lei opened the drawer of the bedside table, took out a key from it and handed it to Xue Tong.

"Ok!"

After Xue Tong took the key, he was as happy as a child receiving candy, and left Qiao Lei's room with a bounce, not forgetting to take the "reminding door" with him when he left.

Only Qiao Lei and the fried chicken-scented breakfast on the bedside table were left in the room.The brain that has slept all night has not yet woken up with the body, and the eyes are just staring blankly at the two red shiny apples...