Lang came on a bamboo horse: Qingmei, you lie down

Gu Zisheng's hard work finally paid off. The paper that Mr. Shen participated in the research competition won the second prize, and Mr. Shen readily gave all the prize money to Gu Zisheng.

Gu Zisheng happily took the money back, Su Yixia unceremoniously took out the bills, counted them and stuffed them into her wallet, and added: "I deserve it."

All of Gu Zisheng's net worth was donated to the rent, utilities, and property. Su Yixia's living expenses were almost all the expenses of the two of them. In other words, the financial power fell into Su Yixia's hands. Say anything and just nod and bow.

Although it might sound a bit unfair, it is obvious that Gu Zisheng doesn't need to be fair, as long as Su Yixia says it, no matter the logic, it is the truth!

The scars on Su Yixia's body gradually faded away, and life was still going on as usual. Because of moving out, apart from studying and playing around, the two of them gradually began to add a lot of trivial things to their lives.

"How much is nine yuan nine plus 13 yuan eight plus 21 yuan six plus five yuan three?" Su Yixia pulled the things in the shopping basket and asked Gu Zisheng who was squatting to choose a drink.

Gu Zisheng frowned and said, "I'll know when I pay the bill later."

"Nonsense." Su Yixia scratched his head and said, "You do the math quickly, I need it urgently now."

Gu Zisheng stood up with a headache, took out his mobile phone, and said while pressing it: "Nine yuan nine... plus... 13 yuan and eight..."

Su Yixia showed him the prices one by one, and finally Gu Zisheng pressed the equal sign and said, "50 yuan and [-] cents."

Su Yixia said depressedly: "Sure enough, I had a premonition that I didn't have enough money just now... Then what, do you have any money?"

"...I paid the rent, water and electricity, and the rest is stored in the meal card. You only come to ask after you have finished eating."

"Then we don't have enough money to buy these things."

Gu Zisheng broke down and asked, "How much money do you have?"

"It's 50 yuan, the last one, and there are no more dime coins, or we can discuss it with them, and charge less [-] cents."

"Master, there are still five days in this month, what should we do when we run out?"

"Then you can't blame me, it's like you have no part to use the money."

"That's not going to be used up so quickly, is it? What about my 500 yuan bonus?"

"You bought a new MP3 at the beginning of the month and you forgot?"

"That's only 400 yuan, right? Is there a hundred left? Add your living expenses of [-] yuan, isn't that [-] yuan?"

"Hey! On average, 800 yuan is 800 yuan per person, okay? This is a provincial capital city, and [-] yuan doesn't even meet the minimum wage standard."

"Don't talk nonsense to me, wasn't it just right every month before? Why did you have an extra 500 yuan this month to pay off the deficit?"

Su Yixia scratched her head and thought for a while, and said, "It cost more than 200 yuan to buy books, and more than 100 yuan to buy a USB flash drive. Last time you went to the supermarket, I gave you 200 yuan. The dress I gave you last two weeks cost 600 yuan. many……"

"How much?" Gu Zisheng shouted.

"More than 600..."

"Didn't you say more than 200?"

"I... I'm not afraid of your distress. I didn't expect that I would not have enough money this month. At that time, the wallet seemed to be quite thick, so I... bought it..."

"You... prodigal son..." Gu Zisheng gritted his teeth and said, "Then what should we do now?"

Su Yixia looked down at the shopping basket, and said: "There are some mosquito coils left at home, so don't buy any drinks, just boil water for drinking."

Gu Zisheng picked and picked, and said, "Or don't buy the toothbrush, mine is just new, let's share it first."

"Then, you have to endure it for a few days, don't eat beef jerky..."

"Forget it, let's put it all down, let's go." Gu Zisheng waved his hand, and pulled Su Yixia out of the supermarket.

Su Yixia reluctantly held the bag of grapes that had been weighed, and said pitifully, "But I really want to eat..."

Gu Zisheng hesitated for a long time, but finally couldn't match Su Yixia's puppy-like eyes, and said weakly, "Go and pay the bill."

Walking out of the supermarket, Su Yixia started to discuss with Gu Zisheng about the food for the remaining five days with the remaining 36 yuan and [-] cents in his pocket.

"My meal card is out of money anyway, what about your meal card?" Every month, Gu Zisheng and Su Yixia will save some money in their respective cards, and use Su Yixia's after using up Gu Zisheng's, so basically at the end of the month, Gu Zisheng is A pennyless poor man, completely dependent on Su Yixia's relief.

Su Yixia anxiously took her card to the campus card inquiry office, and said shyly when she came back, "Seven yuan and fifty cents, plus 36 yuan and twenty cents..."

Gu Zisheng took the black line, and finally grabbed Su Yixia's shoulders and brought him home: "Porridge with pickled vegetables!"

When Su Yixia returned home, she dug out a pile of dusty magazines from under the bed, and ran to propose to Gu Zisheng who was boiling water in the kitchen to cook dumplings: "Let's sell the rags. Huh? Why do you cook dumplings, don't you eat porridge?" "

Gu Zisheng thought it was funny, and said: "Three meals a day for five days is fifteen meals. You can bear to eat porridge all at once? Besides, aren't these dumplings left over from yesterday? Let's talk about it after eating."

"Oh, to be honest, help me figure out what else I can sell other than magazines, or I can go to a print shop and help people type..."

Gu Zisheng said: "Xia Xia, there is a thing called borrowing money, won't it be fine if we get the living expenses back next month?"

"But in that case, won't our living expenses be less next month?"

"If you don't buy another dress worth more than 600 on a whim, we actually have more..."

"Hey, don't have such an attitude, didn't I buy that dress for you..."

"I'd rather go naked than see you starve, is that clear enough?"

"Oh?" Su Yixia came up behind Gu Zisheng with a smirk, hugged him tightly with both hands, and said seductively in Gu Zisheng's ear while rubbing Gu Zisheng's lower abdomen: "Then why don't you take off your clothes now and feed me?"

Gu Zisheng froze for a moment, then calmly turned off the induction cooker, took off his shirt, and dragged Su Yixia to the room.

"Boss, I was just joking...I was wrong...Gu Zisheng, be good, I'm really hungry right now...Honey, please...No...Um, ah..."

The sun is shining outside the window, and the spring is strong in the house.This story tells us that when some jokes are inappropriate, it is better not to play them humorously, otherwise, the consequences will be at your own risk.

Of course, in addition to money, there is still a lot of learning in reality, which needs to be learned by Young Master Su, who has always been lazy and only knows how to enjoy himself but does not know how to do it.

"Xia Xia, forget it, I'll do it."

"No, don't move. I must try this time. It doesn't make sense if you can do it or I can't."

"Why are your hands trembling, can't you just plug it in? Hurry up, if it doesn't work, let me do it."

"Can you stop making noise? You just want to disturb me, right? Damn, I go in every time I see you..."

"You have to calm down, hold it, and aim at..."

"Oops, failed again..."

"You're trying too hard! Why are you in a hurry! I feel scratchy just looking at it, are you doing it?"

"Are you questioning me?"

"No, I just..."

"Is it too rough?"

"No! You are too stiff! You relax a little bit, relax, come...slowly, uh..."

"Ah! Go in!" Su Yixia shouted excitedly: "I'm too powerful!"

"Okay, okay, stop jumping, bring the needle and thread, now I will teach you how to sew buttons."

"Hey!"