Cats can also play net match

On this day, Pumpkin posted a photo on Weibo. It was a man in a long black trench coat, squatting on the steps with his hands on his knees, looking up at the camera.The area below his nose was blocked by a cute cartoon pattern, leaving only those beautiful slightly slanted eyes. At this time, the dark pupils almost occupied the entire eye sockets, with a gleam of water.He looked at the camera with a hint of confusion and innocence, just like a pitiful cat.

On the photo is a sentence full of resentment from Pumpkin, "Maomo Jinyi, take care of your man, even if you run away from home after a quarrel, what kind of trouble is it if you run to my house? Hmph, I posted the photo, so I can make fans for you guys." Thanks. #猫默锦衣quarreling incident welfare first wave#”

All the girls, when they opened the big picture, they were howling like wolves, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Ahhh, is this kawaii boy Jinyi's stupid mother? Damn, it looks like this, it's so cute. What did Maomo's stupid mother make Jinyi's stupid mother run away from home, we will help you Smash him to death."

"Although it's cute, it's a bit different from what I imagined. What about the cool boy you promised?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"I'll go, handsome guy, who are you?"

"Oh, I can't do it anymore, with such innocent eyes, Jinyi's silly mother is coming to her arms."

"Momo Maomo is so angry that Jinyi's stupid mother ran away from home. It's too much. Hey, how could you do this? Jinyi's stupid mother will scold him for you."

"Am I the only one who cares about the relationship between Jinyi and Pumpkin? After running away from home, go to his house or something, oh, this complicated love triangle, so I have said it many times, you threesome go!"

"Uh, don't do this! Jinyi is Maomo's idiot, and the three-person party has retreated."

"Hey, Jinyi's silly mother doesn't cry, just touch her head."

"Mommy Maomo is too much, actually bullying silly mom Jinyi, support Jinyi silly mom not to let Maomo give up your bed for a month."

"Jinyi silly mother, I want to give birth to you."

"Ah, this seductive look, I really want to fuck him."

"Uh, the self-weight above."

"Self-weight +1, although I also want to see Jinyi's silly mother being fucked and crying, I can't do it anymore, I'm going to replay the H that Jinyi's silly mother played."

Uh... Pumpkin looked at the comments under this Weibo with black lines all over his face, and his brain short-circuited.

Wait, wait, you seem to get it the other way around.When did I say that the person in the photo is Jin Yi? Who else could grow such a face except Mao Mo (Hey, why does this sentence feel a bit wrong).

Well, forget it, since everyone thinks so, then so be it.Hey, why is there a taste of gloating, this is definitely an illusion.

So, the next day, Mo Mo, who was wronged because everyone's Aite poked into Pumpkin's Weibo, was about to cry, hey, the person in this photo is obviously me!Who else can grow such a perfect face besides me?Obviously the one who ran away from home was me, so he bullied me, okay?It's really unfair that everyone scolds me.

So he threw himself on Jinran with a whoosh, and bit Jinran's shoulder hard, "It's disgusting, it's too much!"

Jin Ran hissed in pain, and he rolled his eyes, "Honey, what's wrong with you?"

Mo Mo jumped down and gave him a sideways glance, "I'm so angry, I'm going to grind my teeth with my toy, you go to Pumpkin's Weibo, remember to leave a comment."

Speaking of a flash of silver light, a black cat jumped out from under his feet, slipped to the corner where he usually put his toys, caught a toy mouse, and began to bite.

"Eh..." Jin Ran shrank back in fear, really afraid that one day this guy would kill him like a mouse, and it would be a sad reminder.At that time, the newspaper will definitely write such a headline in a conspicuous place like "The pet cat went berserk and killed its owner, the body was not found for half a month".

Just thinking about it gave me goosebumps.

He shook his body, walked to Momo's open computer and clicked on the page that was just closed.

"Hahahahaha." He couldn't help laughing at the comments, girls, you are so cute.

Although he thought so, he still logged on to his own account and left a message under this Weibo, "Uh, everyone made a mistake, the person in this photo is Maomo, not me, who ran away from home People are also him, so I said I was attacking you, but you still don’t believe me. Mao Mo is just attacking the sound.”

"Catch a wild Jinyi silly mother, throw a master ball quickly."

"Damn it! Jin Yi, you must be joking!"

"Hey, Jinyi silly mother, don't be like this, you have been deprived of your soul by the reverse CP."

"This guy is really Maomo, no way!"

"Reversed CP+1"

"No way, I'll wipe it, I can't accept it."

"It's actually Maomo's stupid mother, who is still so cute. Is this the so-called contrasting cuteness? Roll around, roll around, roll around."

"Am I the only one who thinks Mao Mo Dashou's words are very touching? The only brothel boy he has ever matched with, I have repeatedly masturbated countless times."

So, after grinding his teeth, Mo Mo, who came back to the Internet again, was almost driven mad by the comments below. This time, he directly threw Jin Ran to the ground, and then blocked his lips fiercely.

Jin Ran calmly let him kiss her, unconsciously distracted.Mo Mo always likes to throw him directly on the ground. If that's the case, shouldn't he buy a carpet or something, and it's best to cover the whole room.He shrank slightly, even though there was air conditioning in the room in winter, lying on the ground was still freezing to death.

Jin Ran only felt two pieces of wet and soft things constantly rubbing against his lips, making his lips numb for a while, and then Mo Mo's tongue stuck in, stirring constantly in his mouth , entangled with his tongue.

Suddenly, a burst of pain came from Jin Ran's lips, he finally came back to his senses, and looked at Mo Mo in a daze.

At this time, Mo Mo was looking down at him, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, he gently licked the blood on his lips, with a dangerous taste in his eyes, "How dare you not concentrate, you miss me How to punish you."

Jin Ran was stunned for two seconds, then blinked, and his expression finally changed.

Momo looked at him triumphantly.

However, Jin Ran's face gradually became a little ugly, and then his whole face was wrinkled, "Bah, bah, bah, your sister! Your mouth smells like plastic, you just put your tongue into my mouth after biting a toy mouse Damn, don't you know you rinse your mouth first?"

Eh? (⊙o⊙) Ga!Accidentally forgot, Momo dodged Jinran and looked directly at him, slightly guilty, but still snorted proudly, "I just bitten a plastic mouse, that's your reflection, next time I finish biting it The real mouse sticks its tongue into your mouth again, let's see what you do!"

"Ouch!" Jin Ran only felt nauseated, he didn't know where the strength came from, he pushed away Mo Mo who was pressing on him, and then passed him and rushed straight to the bathroom.

Mo Mo followed in frustration. He looked at Jin Ran who was rinsing his mouth all the time, and curled his lips slightly, "Can you not have such a big reaction? You know I've never eaten raw rats before. Er... .....haven't cooked it before."

"Ouch!" Jin Ran was nauseated again, he raised his head and glared at Mo Mo, "Can you not say those two words?"

"Which two words? Mouse?" Mo Mo stared at him innocently, "Do you hate mice?"

Jin Ran was speechless, he rinsed his mouth over and over again without speaking.

"Even if you hate real mice, you don't need to rinse your mouth now. I didn't eat mice just now. You can wait until I actually eat mice and kiss you before rinsing. Speaking of which, what does a mouse smell like? I've never tasted it before. Tried it!"

"Get out." Jin Ran raised his hand and threw a shower gel cover over. He looked at him angrily, "If you have eaten a mouse once, you will never want to kiss me for the rest of your life. Vomit~~~"

I don’t know why, Jinran suddenly remembered the transgressive novels he had read before, such as dogs, foxes and leopards, and then he didn’t know why a very strange thought popped up in his heart, uh, I’ve heard of it A dog can't change j□j, so if...

Ah no no no no no no.Jin Ran shook his head violently, shit, what are you thinking!

When he tried his best to pull himself back from the brainstorming, he saw Mo Mo leaning against the door with his arms folded, looking at him with a smile that wasn't a smile.

Lean, lean, lean!What kind of look is this.

Jin Ran shrank back slightly, suddenly feeling that the current situation was a little dangerous.He could already feel his chrysanthemum throbbing and throbbing.

At this time, a sudden ringtone of the mobile phone broke the weird atmosphere, and Jin Ran answered the phone almost secretly gladly, with the meaning of "hahaha finally escaped" in the corners of his eyes and brows.

"Hey."

"Hello." There was a lazy female voice over there, "Brother."

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Jin Ran froze in place.

"What are you doing, stupid." Mo Mo frowned slightly as he looked at his distraught look, "Who called?"

"Yo!" Fu Xiaoran who heard Mo Mo's voice called out in surprise, "Your boyfriend?"

Jin Ran didn't know why he was blushing a little, his tone was full of embarrassment and anger, "It's none of your business! What are you doing! Why did you call me suddenly?"

Fu Xiaoran laughed twice, and said disapprovingly, "I had a quarrel with my parents, so I ran away from home and stayed with you for a few days. You still have a spare room in your apartment!"

"Damn it." Jin Ran cursed inwardly, "He ran away from home again, can you guys just run away from home if you have nothing to do at night?"

Momo at the side glanced at him proudly, then turned around and walked to the sofa and sat down.

"Why, who else ran away from home?"

"No."

"Then it's settled, prepare the room for me." After saying this, the phone hung up.

I go!No way!Jin Ran stared blankly at the phone in his hand, feeling his head was getting bigger.