Cats can also play net match

Jin Ran pushed the trolley in the crowded supermarket while complaining inwardly. Although the supermarket has a promotion today, there are not so many people!He frowned faintly, and walked to the vegetable shelf, "Mo Mo, what do you like to eat? Are we buying..."

(⊙o⊙) Huh?people!

There was no one around.

Let me go, didn't that guy stick to me like a sticky candy just now?Such a small meeting!It's not lost!

Jin Ran looked around, and finally saw Mo Mo in front of a freezer.He was standing there in a daze, his eyes staring straight ahead, the expression on his face was very serious, very serious.

Jin Ran sighed, and walked over, "Why do you look like your eyes are about to pop out!"

Mo Mo still maintains the original state, as if he has blocked all information from the outside world.

"Want to eat fish?" Jin Ran looked helplessly at the row of salted fish in the freezer. Does this guy look like his soul has been hooked? Didn't he not care much about the food before?

Leng Leng nodded.

"OK then."

Mo Mo's face brightened, he reached out and picked up the salted fish and put it to his mouth...

Eeeeeeeee! stop! "What do you want?"

Mo Mo turned his head and looked at him in confusion, still holding the fish tightly in his hand.

"Can we give the money first, and then take it back and you can eat it? I'm up to you whether you want to eat raw or cooked?"

Nod.

Oh, it's over, he thinks that Mo Mo has completely become a kindergarten kid. How can it be broken? Does the cat's IQ increase negatively with age?

Finally, I took Mo Mo back to the vegetable shelf, "Do you think I bought this type of mushroom or this type?"

Turning his head, Momo had an expression on his face [Stupid human being, don't bother me with your insignificant little things, you have to ask me about your IQ].

Fuck!Who came up with the idea of ​​going out to the supermarket with this product?Jin Ran suddenly had the urge to throw the fish in the shopping cart at him and let him squat in the corner and chew it!

Momo on the side said innocently, isn't my expression like [Hahaha Master, I can't understand what you are talking about at all? What are you asking me? Can you not ask me]?

After finally buying enough food for a whole week, plus all kinds of snacks that Mo Mo likes to eat, Jin Ran dragged him to the cashier to pay the bill.He had just taken a few steps when he heard an excited voice behind him.

"Ahhh, look over there, look over there, aren't they a couple, so cute!"

"Sister, I bet with all my integrity for so many years that they are definitely a couple."

Jin Ran: Damn, who wants your integrity, girl!

"Did cute Gong and j□j accept it? Such a cute attribute."

Jinran: (￣.￣) Where do you see this attribute? Hey!

"Ah, ah, they went to the condom display case, I went, I can imagine their sex life, nosebleed, life has no regrets!"

When Jin Ran heard this sentence, a thunderbolt struck his head, he stopped in his footsteps, and turned his head to look blankly.

Let me go, Durex Jasper Okamoto Gobang Troy... It's really a container selling condoms! ! !Do you believe me when I said I was just passing by?Do you believe it?

"Ah, stop, stop, do you really want to buy it?" The two girls behind were even more excited.

Jin Ran has black lines all over her face, girls, listen to my explanation~~~

"What's the matter?" Mo Mo looked suspiciously at Jin Ran who had been standing there for a long time, then followed his gaze towards the direction of the shelf, and suddenly understood.

"Oh, I want to buy a condom! That's right, we don't have this at home, I just get it in it every time..." As he said that, he took a box of the same brand and threw it on the brocade It's in my shopping cart.

The girls on the side who have lost their sanity and are dizzy: Ah, Mr. Nosebleed, let me be excited, please don't be as excited as me, be reserved, be reserved, please.

Jin Ran, who has lost his reason and is furious: (╬￣盘￣)=○#(￣#)3￣)Look at your life as I beat you with Shen Quan Erlang Quan Da Sheng Quan Eight Immortals Quan Tian Luo Quan Di Sha Boxing You can't take care of yourself, you look confused when you are facing vegetables, and your eyes are shining when you are facing condoms, you are either a cat or a wolf, a pervert.

After Momo took the condom, he wanted to continue walking, but seeing Jinran still standing there with a stiff expression and chest heaving violently, he pursed his lips, "Huh? Why don't you go, oh, you still want to Buy this!"

He reached out and took a few tubes of lubricant not far from the condom and threw them into Jinran's shopping cart, with a serious expression on his face, "You can go now, this is enough for us for half a year gone."

Jinran: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴I can't take it anymore, which angel sister will help me to collect this product, ahhhhhh!

"Go to hell, who told you to put these things in. Go, go, go, put it where you got it!"

Mo Mo blinked, "What's the matter, don't you prefer to get inside directly?"

Girls: "My God, why are you discussing this kind of topic in public? In this kind of place, I don't even have the space to run three laps!"

Yes, Jin Ran also wants to know why this guy wants to discuss this kind of topic in public!

At this moment, his face has turned black and his eyes are filled with fierce eyes, "I told you to put...back...go..."

"Okay, okay, since you don't like me wearing a condom when I make it, then don't buy it." Momo said calmly and arranged the boxes of condoms according to the brand, "Keep the lubricant , this is always needed, didn’t you say it hurt last time?”

Jin Ran felt that he had heard the uncontrollable screams of those two girls, hehehe, Jinran calmly supported his forehead, and then pushed the cart in his hand to Mo Mo, "Go and pay the bill!"

"Eh? But..."

"Hurry up...give...me...mellow...round...roll..." Jin Ran swears, he swears with his personality, if this guy is not happy again The point disappears from his face, he will definitely chop him into sauce and feed the mice in the next second!

Mo Mo flinched subconsciously, then obediently turned around and pushed the car forward, although he didn't know how to pay the bill, and he had no money in his hand!

"Ahhh, my little shou got blown up. So cute!"

"Yeah yeah!"

Jin Ran walked forward briskly, and finally the voice behind him got farther and farther away, so he stopped, took a deep breath, and then touched his cheek unconsciously with the palm of his hand. So red, so light!

Momo's cute cosplay is cool, at this moment he hastened a few steps and walked to him, with a confused look on his face, "But I don't have any money!"

"Give it to me!" Jin Ran snatched the shopping cart from him angrily, her face was still a little red, "You go out first, wait for me on the bench outside, you know where it is!"

"Yeah." Mo Mo nodded obediently, and then added nervously, "You have to come out quickly!"

There's no way, as long as Mo Mo goes out, he will talk and listen like a good baby.

Jin Ran was a little comforted, and smiled slightly, "Got it."

Looking at the back of Mo Mo leaving obediently, Jin Ran went in line with peace of mind. After 10 minutes, it was finally his turn. The dear cashier girl took a look at a tube of lubricant with a smile on her face, and then looked at him with a smile. Then she scanned the barcode leisurely, and then took another He took a look at a tube of lubricant and continued to smile.

What the hell!What a mess!It's good to put it back!Why are these things still here.And the cashier girl, what about your professionalism, aren't you afraid of being fired?Can you move more easily?There are still many people waiting behind!

As soon as he finished complaining in his heart, the girl's speed increased like a rocket, and then quickly swept through all the items in Jinran's shopping cart.

Hello!So what were you doing just now?Do you embroider?

When Jin Ran was finally ready to walk out of the supermarket with two big bags of things, he felt that he was not well. It was really an unforgettable experience!

He put the things down, ready to take a breath first.This thing is so heavy, why on earth did he let Mo Mo go out and wait just now!

The phone rang suddenly.

A text message from someone who doesn't know: "Let's meet some time!"

Damn, with this noble and glamorous tone, who are you, big brother!Jin Ran was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he frowned in boredom, "Okay, when is the time, let's have a good chat!"

It's really time to have a good chat, he doesn't want this person to suddenly appear in his life all the time, and then destroy all his good mood in an instant.

After typing this sentence, he stuffed his phone into his pocket, and walked out of the supermarket with his things.

"Let me carry it!" As soon as he saw Mo Mo's figure, he hurried up to greet him, immediately took the two big bags in Jin Ran's hand, and then obediently walked beside Jin Ran.

"Don't think I can forget what happened just now just because you are acting cute here." Jin Ran was gearing up, "Tell me, did you do it on purpose!"

"What intentional!" Continue cosplaying cutely.

"I guarantee that you have heard what those two girls said, your hearing is better than mine!" Thinking of this guy calmly talking about topics that were outside and inside, he had an urge to go crazy.

Mo Mo shook his head, "What?"

"Pretend, if you continue to pretend, if you continue to pretend, you will not be in my bed for a month!"

"Hey, I really don't know what you're talking about?" Mo Mo looked aggrieved.

"The fish is confiscated, and the little flowers for the family upstairs are ready, and you don't have to eat tomorrow!"

"Well, I did it on purpose." Mo Mo's heart tightened, and he couldn't help showing a smile, "That's because Jin Ran, your reaction is so cute, do you know that your ears are still red .”

Jin Ran felt that he should be angry. He felt that at this moment he should grit his teeth and say "Momo, you are definitely trying to die", which is more in line with his character, but...

Who could tell him that Momo would not admit to not sleeping in his bed for a month, but he would admit to confiscating his fish!Leaning, leaning, leaning, it means that I am not as good as a pickled salted fish, right, right, right!

Don't ask him why the focus is wrong, he is just unhappy anyway!The unhappy result is that...

"You can hold your salted fish and eat it in your nest, and you will never sleep in my bed for the rest of your life, soulless."