Lazy tyrants and outdated MBs

Chen Xiao got on the plane to Taiwan.Met an old acquaintance at the airport.

"What a coincidence." At this moment, he was sitting next to Zhang Ming. It had been a long time since the plane took off before Chen Xiao said a word to his neighbor.

"Unfortunately, I just happened to be going back to Taiwan for vacation to meet my girlfriend." Zhang Ming was dressed in casual clothes, and his hair, which was always combed meticulously, was loosely let down now, as if he was many years younger, and he felt relaxed stand up.

It's just that for Chen Xiao, there was a familiar and unfamiliar person sitting beside him, and the faint smell of mint hookah on his body made him drowsy again.

But he can't sleep, and when he arrives in Taiwan, he may not be able to do things well.But he had to do it well, who made it possible to hear his cousin's tone of willfulness and threats a few hours ago?

After inquiring that the author was on vacation in Taiwan, Chen Xiao hung up the phone and booked a plane ticket to the airport.

Is it such a coincidence?Still sitting next door...

Fortunately, the housekeeper said nothing more, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Chen Xiao also wants to sleep, but there is still the most important thing to do——

An hour later, Chen Xiao was engrossed in the plot of the novel, and when he was looking at the details of the little official and the prince xxoo blushing, he suddenly felt his shoulders sink.

This startled him. He felt guilty when he saw these, but because he was curious, he watched them very carefully and devotedly.

There was a thin layer of sweat on the back. It turned out that Zhang Ming who was beside him had fallen asleep and leaned his head over.

In fact, it wasn't too heavy, Chen Xiao didn't wake him up, and continued to immerse himself in the book.

Someone around him shook him, and Chen Xiao turned his head, tears streaming down his face.

"I..." Chen Xiao's eyes were red like a rabbit.

Before Zhang Ming just pretended to be asleep and wanted to eat tofu, but after not eating tofu for a long time, he found that Chen Xiao's body began to shake. Seeing that the book was finished, this little guy seemed to be abused.

When Chen Xiao saw Zhang Ming looking at him, he knew that he had lost his composure. He wanted to say something but his chest and throat were blocked.No sound at all.

"Don't talk, it's okay." Zhang Ming sighed, knowing that Chen Xiao was soft-hearted and there are always a bunch of unscrupulous authors who think it's fun to abuse readers.

No matter how popular or profitable the book is, Zhang Ming has blacklisted the author just because he made Chen Xiao cry.

"I--hiccup...it's okay...hiccup..." Chen Xiao let go of the book and returned to reality, and finally escaped from the overwhelmingly sad situation.Forced himself to calm down, but began to hiccup. "...hiccup...hiccup, not good...hiccup...meaning...um—"

Zhang Ming looked at the pitiful look of the little white rabbit with red eyes, and didn't hold back, he pulled him with his long hand and hugged him.

"Don't talk, don't think about anything." Zhang Ming patted Chen Xiao's back. He didn't dodge or struggle, but leaned softly, tears on Zhang Ming's soft clothes.At this time, the smell of the mint hookah seemed to be particularly strong. With the slaps on the back, Chen Xiao stopped hiccupping and slowly lost consciousness.

The last thing I thought about was - no wonder my cousin asked him to change the ending, my cousin loves Brother Mai.I don't want him to be wronged, even if it's in someone else's story...

Before Chen Xiao met the author Tao Jingniang, he had imagined the author's appearance. He should be a very connotative and temperamental man with glasses.Yes, Chen Xiao is sure that Tao Jingniang is a man because of his strong logical reasoning ability and ever-changing writing style, as if he can master all kinds of subjects at his fingertips. He doesn't think that a woman can control it.When reading "Old Stories in South Lane", Chen Xiao regarded the author as a god.After reading this story, it must be because of the relationship between Mai Ke and Teng Cheng that his favorability for him has dropped a lot.But curiosity is getting heavier.Will it be a wise and elegant wise man, or a chic and uninhibited prodigal son?

On the seaside beach of Kenting National Park in Taiwan, it is warm and sunny everywhere in winter.

Chen Xiao got lost three times, and finally the housekeeper took him to a four-star hotel.Pointing inside—"He's inside."

"Uh..." Chen Xiao cried for a long time in the afternoon, and even got uncomfortable in the car and got lost.

He no longer had the energy to think about why the butler didn't go find his girlfriend and followed him all the time.

He just wanted to see people before dark, and if he lobbied a minute earlier, he would have more hope.

"Hello. Two rooms."

"I'm sorry, there's only one room left today." Chen Xiao handed over his ID, the corners of his mouth twitched a little, it's really a bloody plot in a novel - such embarrassing things always happen with embarrassing people.

"Ah, is it a double room?" Under normal circumstances, it must be a single room.

"I'm sorry, sir. There is only one deluxe double room left." Sure enough.Chen Xiao turned to look at the housekeeper.The butler stood beside him indifferently, and said indifferently, "Okay, this is the room."

Chen Xiao also admitted.He knew that even if he offered to live next door, he would be told how many miles away the nearest hotel was, or that all the hotels here were full.Many people will not give up if they don't meet some of the author's bad tastes when they are bloody, so they can find out any cheating reasons.

He doesn't struggle anymore.After getting the room card, go directly to the beach of the hotel to find someone.

Half an hour ago, Tao Jingniang's Weibo photo was still basking in the sun in this hotel, and Chen Xiao hoped that he was still there.

Then 10 minutes later, he saw two hugging each other on the beach, two men with bare upper body and wearing basic rainbow underwear kissing passionately.

In fact, it is not difficult to find Tao Jingniang.

Chen Xiao follows all the Weibo of the author's vest. This author likes to use emojis when posting on Weibo, which is easy to identify. The ID he used recently is: Duck Quacka.It seems that I have been using this pseudonym to write pure meat articles recently.

I report on Weibo every day when I eat, drink, and sleep. I came to Kenting to let readers not have any hope for his update. It was hung up a day ago. The pair of sexy underwear was put on the hotel bed for a photo an hour ago. Photo taken.

At that time, there was only one pair of underwear, and Chen Xiao never thought that there would be two pairs when he saw them.

The two men were close to each other, licking and biting each other, and the stronger one on the top even put a hand into the panties on the bottom.

The voice of the person below was intoxicated for a while: "Hmm..."

For a while, he forbeared: "Ah..."

When the mouth is released, it will beg for mercy in a seductive voice: "Well, don't be there, be gentle, there are many people watching... ah——"

Fortunately, Chen Xiao had thoroughly studied the details of the relationship between men and women on the plane, so he was able to watch the unrestrained performance of the two on the beach so calmly.

Chen Xiao knew he couldn't be disturbed.So I stood at a certain distance and waited quietly.

It's just that there's no end to it over there, and the strange moans and the water stains of light kisses over there made him blush.

Looking at Zhang Ming who was waiting calmly beside him, Chen Xiao found that his palms were sweating.

"...Humph—" Chen Xiao's stomach groaned in disappointment.

A little embarrassing.Zhang Ming clenched his fist and snorted.

The two conjoined twins on the beach were finally able to survive.

Zhang Ming patted Chen Xiao, and Chen Xiao walked in front of the two men with a loss of balance.

At this time, a pair of big eyes gleaming with water and a pair of dissatisfied and displeased eyes were staring at him fruitlessly.

One looks very young, about 20 years old at most, with some exceptions. .The other is a mature man in his 30s, with extraordinary momentum.

Chen Xiao subconsciously felt that the temperament of that mature and fierce man was like that of an author.When the man put on the glasses that were set aside, his eyes were sharp and focused.Chen Xiao was even more sure.

A little scared, a little excited, a little embarrassed...

The breathing of the two people over there is still not stable, and with a casual glance, one can see that the swimming trunks can't hide the grand occasion below the two of them——

"Hello, are you Tao Jingniang?" Chen Xiao is someone who has seen the world, seeing the sunset, he was also hungry, so he made a quick decision——

"Want to sign?" The one wearing glasses stood up, a bit taller, but still a bit shorter than Zhang Ming.A look of wariness.Not friendly.

"Oh, no, I just saw your Weibo. I wanted to—" Chen Xiao said half.

Suddenly the man with glasses was pulled by the big-eyed boy standing behind him.

He turned his head and completely ignored Chen Xiao.

"The sand was blown in—" the little boy rubbed his eyes, one eye was open, the other eye was streaming with tears.

Chen Xiao saw that the boy was very fair, with good-looking facial features, his mouth was probably kissed just now, and now it was flushed and swollen—this appearance—was too protective.

Not to mention the author who was distressed to help blow the sand, even Chen Xiao wanted to go to help.

So I watched all kinds of lingering warmth over there for 5 minutes.

Chen Xiao coughed and said, "My lord, I'm here specially to talk to you."

The tall man finally turned around, looked directly at Chen Xiao and said lightly, "Do you have a pen? Sign it for you."

"Ah, yes." Chen Xiao took out his pen.I saw the tall man handing "Old Things in the South Lane" handed over by Chen Xiao to the little boy with big eyes behind him.

"Didn't you say it was a vacation, and you still need to sign it."

Chen Xiao stared straight into his eyes, only to see the little boy pouting and writing a few words unhappily.

He was muttering, but when he raised his head and handed the book back, he had a bright smile on his face.

It's completely different from the confusion during the passionate kiss and the unhappiness when complaining.

Chen Xiao seemed to be dumbfounded by that smile.

People don't even know when they're gone.He only held the signed book and murmured motionlessly: "That..."

"Everyone is gone." Zhang Ming shook his head, no matter how he felt that the author and Chen Xiao had the same temperament——

Little boy, someone has to watch.

An hour and a half later, Chen Xiao sat in front of Lu Qing and Ming Feng in the restaurant of the hotel and had a difficult negotiation.

The one with the big eyes is the author Tao Jingniang, whose real name is Lu Qing.

The man who kissed him all afternoon was named Feng, and he was the editor-in-chief of a famous novel website.

Their real names had been told to him by the steward.Chen Xiao didn't know how the butler did it, he just needed to know that the butler had helped him a lot.

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Chen Xiao talked dryly for half an hour, only to see that Lu Qing ate a seafood feast non-stop for half an hour, just smiled at him, and then shook his head.

Chewing the crab's big pincers, he patiently explained the reason to him: "Hey, love is something that can only be remembered by writing tragedies, otherwise readers will forget it after reading it online. Who would not forget it because the meaning is still unfinished?" Why don’t you buy my book again? There are so many pirated texts now... hmph."

As for the author's being arrogant, it's not because she doesn't want to, but because she's approachable—he's always complaining.

Chen Xiao had no choice but to persuade him earnestly.It doesn't matter how much he wants to ask for the price, as long as the little official is not dead and the prince is happy together in the end.

The answer I got was: "No way, I want to be the emperor. How could the emperor ask a worthless official to abandon Jiangshan? Or ask Jiangshan to raise a junior official in the harem to be bullied by other women? Or die Come on, the earth is so clean."

"Your other works have good endings, why is this one so abusive?" Chen Xiao said from the bottom of his heart.

The answer I got was: "Oh, I quarreled with him when I was writing the article, so I wrote the H article that he hated the most. As a result, I found out that it was impossible for two people, and I was not very happy, so I simply tortured to death."

Lu Qing pointed to the scallop on the other side with a smile, and the editor-in-chief, whose eyes had softened a bit, had already gently held the scallop over.

Chen Xiao looked at Lu Qing, who was eating happily like an emperor, and was served by handsome men, and suddenly felt a little envious—it's nice to be a writer, and when he was in a bad mood, he wrote the people in the article to death for fun.It's really the author's hands that tortured thousands of readers to death.

Chen Xiao held back after eating a few times, and lost his appetite for the delicacies in front of him.

Seeing that Lu Qing was hiccupping and was about to leave.

The butler, who hadn't spoken all night, said, "You should agree to change the ending. Otherwise, your man will lose his job tomorrow."

"Ah?" Lu Qing put down his crab claws, looked at the people around him and then at the tall man named Zhang Ming next to Chen Xiao.

"Chen Xiao, give him your business card." Zhang Ming opened his mouth.

Chen Xiao flipped through the bag.

"What is this?" Lu Qing took a look and sealed the name card.

"He's the real estate boss' personal assistant."

"Oh. Is it amazing?"

"Ah."

"If I don't change it, will you really lose your job?" Lu Qing leaned forward, looking very concerned.

Chen Xiao felt refreshed in his heart, sure enough, sometimes the rich and powerful are the backing!

There is a play.

Who would have thought that Lu Qing's concerned and worried expression would instantly turn into a big smiling face after receiving Mingfeng's thoughtful nod of affirmation.

He smacked Ming Feng's face with a "boo--" and said, "Great, you don't want to go to work anymore, you are busy and boring. Last time you agreed to travel to Greece, now you have time!"

Lu Qing oiled her mouth, and kissed the elite man's meticulous face with big oil marks.

Mingfeng didn't even wipe his face, he pulled the person off his body, handed a tissue to Lu Qing to wipe his mouth, shook his head and said, "What do you eat when I don't go to work?"

"I'll support you. Although the piracy is so rampant that it will affect your income, but I'm a master, so it's no problem to support you." Lu Qing looked excited, feeling like turning over to be the master.Holding people in his arms, he began to look forward to the future life like a fairy who could accompany him every day when Mingfeng didn't have to go to work.

"He said that I don't have to go to work, which means that there will be no websites where you post in the future. Where are you going to make money?" The editor-in-chief explained seriously.

Lu Qing still listened to Mingfeng's words very much, looked at Chen Xiao a little discouraged, bit his lips and asked, "Hey, you are rich?"

"Well, nothing else, a lot of money." Chen Xiao nodded.He also imitated the butler and showed a bit of arrogance like a rich man.

In fact, it doesn't look like much, but it is enough for Lu Qing.

Finally the author agreed.

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"But you have to wait for me for a few months. I'll finish the vacation with Mingfeng first, then I'll finish writing the two serials I have in hand, and then read the book again. Heh, I don't even remember the name of the protagonist." Lu Qing Wipe your mouth and leave.

Chen Xiao hurriedly pulled him back, his momentum was gone, and he begged in a second: "Ten days, there are only ten days. I want to change it into a book."

Add another sentence: "You don't have to worry about advertising sponsorship for your man website next year."

"After the holiday is over, read the book again..." Lu Qing bargained.

"The author, please, please do me a favor. There is a person in the world who has done so much to keep the person he likes from being unhappy. Don't you feel very moved?" Chen Xiao pretended to be pitiful.

"This... has nothing to do with me..."

"..." Chen Xiao refused to let go, but felt that Lu Qing's hands were soft and comfortable.

"Oh, well, I'll look at it tomorrow, and write it as soon as I think about it. But you tell your boss that you must pay me for overtime work."

"Money is not a problem. It's just that you wrote the text yourself. You don't remember the plot?" Chen Xiao wished he could change it now.Not for his cousin, but for himself.Otherwise, he feels that he will have nightmares when he sleeps at night.

"Write too much and I won't remember it. But don't worry, come to me tomorrow, I will definitely not disappoint you!" Lu Qing comforted the servant, patted him on the shoulder with big eyes and walked away.

It seems, it should be, a little bit, reliable...

The butler called Chen Xiao to eat.

Chen Xiao talked all night and was full.But it's better to be suppressed and eat.

After returning to the deluxe double room, Chen Xiao remembered one thing——

"By the way, didn't you go to see your girlfriend? Last time you said she was in Taipei." Chen Xiao watched as Zhang Ming, who was wiping his hair and looking muscular, wanted to get on their big bed, swallowed, and went straight to the bed. hide on the side.The words are not very fluent.

Zhang Ming sat by the bed, just looking at him.That way, no matter what, it looks like a cheetah that will eat it at any time.

"That... huh... I'll just ask casually." Chen Xiao instinctively felt scared.Although the butler helped himself all night, he didn't do anything strange.But as soon as that person approached, the feeling of being eaten was very strong.

Chen Xiao is really tired.

He hurriedly got under the quilt and lay down on one side of the bed, freeing up the big space left.

The bed was pushed down, and someone lay on it.

Silently, as if you can't even hear the sound of breathing...

So Chen Xiao's worries were quickly swept away by sleepiness.

After a while, he hugged a small piece of quilt, snored after exhaustion, and fell asleep.

in the dark.

Zhang Ming kept his eyes open, listening to the sound of breathing and heartbeat of the person next to his pillow reaching a certain frequency.

He turned over quietly, changed the stretching posture for the person who was about to fall to the ground, and covered the quilt.

In the night, Chen Xiao's eyelashes trembled, as if he had dreamed of something.

I don't know if it was a good dream or a bad dream.

Zhang Ming lowered his head and gently kissed his eyes.

"Well, don't go." Chen Xiao murmured suddenly, stretched out his hand, and grabbed Zhang Ming's arm.

"Huh?" Zhang Ming put the arm that was flailing around his arm on his body, and lay down slowly on his side.

"Don't go, author Da Da, I like you..." Chen Xiao entangled him with all his might.

Zhang Ming is very satisfied with Chen Xiao's actions, it's just his sleep talk——

Zhang Ming drew two big crosses on the name of the author who killed a thousand swords.Sure enough, he is not a good person, making Chen Xiao cry, and——

"Fiction... well, I like it, I like it..."

The person in his arms rubbed against each other, smashed his mouth, put one hand around his waist, and grabbed his pajamas with the other.

Zhang Ming thought bitterly——

This little guy has always caused trouble for himself since he was a child.

It's so big, but I still can't let it go, but I like it more and more...

It's a pity.

You can't even touch it.

Can't even eat...

Zhang Ming closed his eyes and pushed out a bunch of evil thoughts from his mind.

He waited until his mind was clean and clear, then he relaxed his body and hugged the person who was pestering him.fell into a deep sleep...