After admitting the wrong pheromone, I was obsessed with paranoia A

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Ying Jiashu saw Wen Feng's smiling face, and then thought that he might have "died" the French fries in someone else's belly, so he stretched out his hand and pushed on the other person's shoulder. Wen Feng had stabilized the center, but seeing Ying Jiashu eyes, immediately withdrew his strength, and his entire upper body fell backwards. When he fell, his mouth was oh my brother is so powerful, and he kept talking.

Wen Feng propped his hands behind his body, seeing his expression was very mean, Ying Jiashu frowned, and was about to stand up and go to the classroom.

It doesn't matter where it is, now I get angry when I see Wen Feng.

It's just that he stood up too fast, the blood supply to the brain was insufficient, he held his forehead, his footsteps were unsteady, and he threw himself on Wen Feng.

In the next second, before Wen Feng's salty pig's hand was put where it shouldn't be, Ying Jiashu stood up again, tidied up his school uniform, and when he left, he kicked someone's thigh quite unintentionally, and left gracefully .

And Wen Feng looked at Ying Jiashu's leaving back with slightly pink ears, and seeing the sudden reaction somewhere, he felt lingering fear.

His sensory system has always been highly aware of Ying Jiashu. The moment Ying Jiashu jumped down just now, his hand touched where it shouldn't be.

Wen Feng propped his body up with his hands, patted the ashes on his hands, and recalled the touch, "It's quite grueling."

Then he went straight to the men's restroom.

At the end of the lunch break, Wen Feng never came to see Ying Jiashu. Ying Jiashu was listening to the class, and Sun Mang watched the gel pen changing positions back and forth between his slender fingers, and he followed suit. After a moment, the pen just fell to the ground. Ying Jiashu stopped his movements and looked sideways at Sun Mang. Sun Mang suddenly looked away embarrassedly. When he lowered his head, he hit the edge of the table again and yelled out in pain. .

The English teacher had been patient for a long time, and pointed to the door, "Sun Mang, go out and stand!"

Ying Jiashu saw Sun Mang looking at him with a hint of blame.

Ying Jiashu: "??"

What's wrong, what did he do?

Sun Mang stood outside the door, breathing heavily, then covered his face with one hand, and slowly moved towards the back door. Wen Feng just watched a rough man about 1.8 meters shy outside the door covering his face, and said A very strange movement moved towards the window where Ying Jiashu was.

Gee.

What are you doing.

Wen Feng looked at the teacher, who understood and nodded.

So Wen Feng took the initiative to go out and stand for punishment. As soon as he went out, he walked towards Class [-]. The teacher didn't dare to say anything, and turned his eyes away to continue the class.

Ying Jiashu didn't know what was going on outside. He was being called up by the English teacher to answer questions. He spoke standard British English and answered fluently.

It also inadvertently attracted the attention of the whole class, and some students found Ying Jiashu's contact v in the class group, but were interrupted by the English teacher saying, "Next, do the unit test paper."

Ying Jiashu was thinking about how to deal with this English test paper, for which he knew the answer just by looking at the questions, when suddenly, a shadow fell, covering most of the test paper.

Ying Jiashu pretended he didn't see it, and propped his left hand on his left face to cover his peripheral vision. He heard the man outside the window let out an obvious questioning tone, and then, he should have been whispering to Sun Mang. A few seconds later, Sun Mang shouted a report at the door.

The English teacher was drinking the homemade tomato juice, and when covering the lid, he glanced up and down at Sun Mang, his eyes were quite contemptuous, "I know I'm going to do a test paper, come in."

After Sun Mang came in, he ran to his seat and hurriedly flipped through the drawers. After searching for a long time, he took an exercise book with a dirty cover and rolled up paper in the lower right corner, and took the test papers on the table when he left. , brought two pens by the way, and walked out again with a smile under the watchful eyes of the English teacher.

"Sun Mang, what are you doing!"

Sun Mang: "Teacher, I just disturbed the order of the classroom. It was really wrong! As the future flower of the motherland, I suddenly realized that I decided to punish myself for not fertilizing the flowers just now!"

"Heh." Ying Jiashu snorted and laughed, someone was upset and whispered in his ear, "Brother, don't laugh because of other people!"

Ying Jiashu also lowered his voice: "I just love it."

"No love!"

"Really?" Ying Jiashu put down his hand covering his left face, and looked at Wen Feng amusedly.

"Then I don't love anymore?"

Just as Wen Feng was about to say something, Ying Jiashu winked, and the English teacher came down.

Just when Sun Mang came out with his notebook, Wen Feng snatched it over, wrote a few words very quickly, then tore it off, crumpled it into a ball of paper, and threw it into the window when the teacher turned his back to them, The little ball of paper just appeared in Ying Jiashu's sight.

He chose to ignore it, but small balls of paper appeared again. He swiped lightly with his little finger, and the two small paper balls were swept into the tiny gap between the table and the wall.

Then, three more small balls of paper were thrown in. Just as Ying Jiashu blew them aside, countless small paper balls fell from the sky and scattered all over his desktop.

Ying Jiashu: "..."

It just so happened that the English teacher came here with a look of surprise on her face. She just turned around, how did the painting style change? ?

"Student Li, are you...?"

Ying Jiashu looked at the small balls of paper that were as numerous as stars, clenched the pen tightly in his hand, took a deep breath, but his eyes were not on the test paper, "I am a little annoyed when I encounter a question that I can't do."

The English teacher was shocked when she heard her say that, why are there still questions you don't know?

At first, she was still very confused, until she saw that Ying Jiashu had only written half of the name in the test paper, so she couldn't even answer the first question, right?What if, for the kind of very simple questions, those students with particularly smart brains don't bother to use simple methods to solve them. Instead, they use their own methods to make the questions complicated, and finally get angry with themselves.

She felt that Li Chengcheng was like this. She suppressed the gloating in her heart and coughed lightly, "It is likely that you have overcomplicated the problem? It might be better to try to use the most primitive method to solve the problem."

Ying Jiashu looked at the half of the pen exposed outside the window, which was being shaken up and down leisurely by the owner, and did not answer immediately. The English teacher also knew that students like this had their own ideas, so without saying too much, I patted Ying Jiashu. Over his shoulder, he went to look at the test papers of other students, "I just talked about this question, why is it so simple?"

"I do not know......"

"No? Do you think it's simple? Think about it."

The test papers were collected after class. Ying Jiashu and the English class representative Fang Ya explained the situation. The English class representative looked at him with a look of astonishment and then nodded. Patted his shoulder, "It's okay, Li Chengcheng, this shows that you are a normal person!"

Just look like a fairy.

After all, everyone has problems that they can't solve.

Although Fang Ya really didn't know which question in this unit test paper made the gods frown.

Ying Jiashu didn't know how to answer, so he smiled politely, "Thank you, it's the first time I realize that I am a normal person."

Fang Ya finished delivering her homework in a daze, clapped her hands vigorously on her cheeks, then took out her mobile phone, opened the memo silently, and typed out a line: Ooooooooh, I met my dream girl A! !Li Chengcheng, you terrible man, what kind of Beta are you pretending to be, oh oh oh oh! !

Then, when she was about to post on the school forum, she discovered that she had posted a message in a group chat called "Benevolence and Love Suide's Family".

-Wen Feng (kind and smiling version): Don’t leave after school, just sit in the classroom——

A grinning yellow bean smile was added at the end.

I owe it a lot, but I can't beat it.

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This is probably the first time for the evening class teachers in Suide No. [-] Middle School to encounter this kind of situation, that is, get out of class is over, school is over, and it is time to rush out of the classroom with a roar, but now it is quiet, a student from the middle school to the high school Didn't move either.

The teachers of several classes whose average scores have been at the bottom all the time were moved. These little bastards realized the importance of learning!

The teachers left in peace.

Then each class sent a representative to speak on stage, with one content.

"Theft of public or private property worth more than 1000 yuan to 3000 yuan is deemed to be a "large amount" and shall be punished with a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years, criminal detention or surveillance, and a fine or a fine, although what you stole is only a small French fries, Its value is only 7 yuan, but your behavior has seriously infringed on the rights and interests of others, so let's get caught, thief! "

"If someone steals Li Chengcheng's takeaway, please consciously hand it over to avoid a war."

"No one admits it, right? Okay, first in each row, search backwards one by one, and report if you find it."

Every class is checking the whereabouts of Ying Jiashu's takeaway in an "organized" and friendly way.

Ying Jiashu just came back from the toilet, washed his face in the toilet, and leaned on his seat to watch the news when he came back. The water dripped down his hair, dripped on the school pants, and slowly fainted.

"shit!"

I don't know who suddenly uttered a foul language, and the news in the wechat group suddenly increased.

-No one in class one, sophomore year.

-Neither did Class [-] and Class [-] in high school.

- None in the third class of junior high school.

-No.

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Every class has been checked, but nothing has been found.

Wen Feng leaned against the window of the first class, bit the lollipop in his mouth, and sent a message, "Look again! Look outside the school too."

After Ying Jiashu sent the message, he got up and was about to clean up. Wen Feng reached out to stop him. He suddenly remembered that Wen Feng said that he would help him find the missing takeaway.

So he just stood up and sat down again.

Everyone in the group breathed a sigh of relief tacitly.

After 13 minutes, someone suddenly replied in the group.

"Report! The murderer has been found!"

"Location!"

"Inside the abandoned machinery factory behind the vegetable market!"

"Good job, wait for me to take someone there."

"Wait for brother, even if I sacrifice my life, I will bring back the French fries for you."

"Okay." Ying Jiashu said in a deep voice, "If you live, you need to see the paper, if you die, you need to see the packaging bag."

Wen Feng saluted: "Got it, sir."

Are you serious about your unhesitating answer just now? My status in your heart is actually not as good as this broken French fries? ?

After releasing all the students in the school, Wen Feng took a few people to the abandoned factory.

In the end, I really just saw the packaging bag and a dog.

Wen Feng was puzzled: "??"

Can Dogs Eat Fried Food?

Do I have to take it to the hospital, but it has been a long time, and I am still alive and kicking like this, so I should be fine.

"President Feng, why don't you go to Mao Mao Fried Chicken and buy a copy now, it will take 5 minutes at most."

"That's right, in case sister-in-law... no, what should I do if classmate Li is disappointed?"

"He seems to value this french fries, why don't you just buy one."

Wen Feng was already hit by the fact that he was inferior to French fries, and this group of people kept chattering around him, saying the same thing every word.

You (Wen Feng) are not as good as others (broken French fries).

Wen Feng returned after taking the order, and Ying Jiashu's eyes lit up when he saw the packing bag Wen Feng was holding.

Several people silently covered their faces.

"I found it with great effort. Mr. Li Chengcheng, call 18211... What a box." Wen Feng carefully opened the box and showed it.

"Eh, no—"

Ying Jiashu just took a step forward, and immediately took a step back.

Wen Feng: "Come forward!"

"Who did you see?"

"I saw a rhubarb."

"It's not about meeting you, it's about meeting someone else."

"You said I was rhubarb?!"

Ying Jiashu covered his nose, looked at the people behind Wen Feng, his eyes became cold, he walked straight to them, and sniffed them one by one.

"......strangeness."

Wen Feng strode forward, "Brother!"

They took advantage of the time when Ying Jiashu was pulled over and fled blushing.

Wen Feng shook Ying Jiashu's arm: "They are all my brothers, just come at me if you have anything!"

"Yeah." Ying Jiashu leaned closer to Wen Feng, sniffing back and forth between the other's neck with the tip of his nose.

Wen Feng sighed unconsciously, "Brother..."

"Because it smells like rotten roses—" Ying Jiashu said calmly, took the packaging bag hanging from Wen Feng's hand, and sniffed it again.

The smell is even worse.

Is it a coincidence?Or is he still being followed?Last time in the apartment too, being followed by someone who might be genetically modified?

Seeing Ying Jiashu like this, Wen Feng asked if he smelled something again, Ying Jiashu nodded, Wen Feng stepped forward suddenly, stretched out his hands and pressed Ying Jiashu's face, more precisely on his brow, Gently pull on both sides.

"Such a pretty face, don't frown."

Ying Jiashu's wrinkles deepened, "What do you mean?"

Wen Feng thought it was over, and said the wrong thing.

As expected, he chattered endlessly, "Is it okay to frown? Is it unattractive to frown? My face is more attractive than yours even in my [-]s and [-]s!"

Wen Feng: "Nonsense, I'm younger than you in terms of age, but I'm more attractive——"

He suddenly paused and looked at Ying Jiashu: "Brother, do you mean you want to be with me for seven or eighty years?"

Ying Jiashu raised his head slightly, "I'm blind and can't hear what you said."

Wen Feng suddenly approached, and there was only one centimeter between the tip of their noses, "No, my eyes still hide from my sight, I'm not blind. So you said it, didn't you—"

Ying Jiashu pressed down on the unprepared person who suddenly acted like a baby, and the irritability in his heart was suppressed a little.

Wen Feng was the only problem he encountered that he couldn't solve.

This question is very interesting, the question is very complicated, and a lot of complicated formulas need to be applied, but in the process of solving the question, you will find that Wen Feng is simpler than he thought, then the previous steps are wrong, and you have to overthrow and redo. But he found that the simple formula can't calculate the final answer, it seems to be a fake question with no answer, and now he probably found the key point to solve this question.

He Ying Jiashu may also be part of the problem.

While untying Wenfeng, he was also untying himself.

Without waiting for Ying Jiashu's answer, Wen Feng reached out of the window and took out the English unit test paper with only half of his name written on it. with.

"Brother, do you like to use a 0.38 refill? It's so thin."

Ying Jiashu subconsciously said, "That's true, it's better than you."

Wen Feng's hand paused obviously, and then put the cap on the pen.

Show the paper to Ying Jiashu.

"What are you doing, I don't have time to tutor you now..."

He paused, and saw that he had only written "Ying Jia" next to half of his name, and there were two more words, or half a word more.

wood wind.

maple.

Half and half.

The wind suddenly picked up, and the weather turned gloomy at some point, and the maple leaves outside the teaching building swayed in the wind along with the branches.

It is going to rain.

Wen Feng rubbed his arms with goosebumps due to the sudden drop in temperature, the wind was blowing his hair, and Ying Jiashu's eyes came into view.

"What?" he asked, pointing to the nondescript combination of names.

He still can't solve the problem.

Ying Jiashu's hair was disheveled, revealing a smooth forehead and slightly frowned brows.

Wen Feng squeezed the five fingers of both hands, then gave a thumbs up, and pressed gently on his brow again.

"Half and half."

Wen Feng smiled, "Our names are half and half. Then——"

Ying Jiashu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated.

The author says:

Theft of public and private property valued at 1000 to 3000 yuan or more is deemed to be "a relatively large amount" and shall be punished with a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years, criminal detention or control. This sentence is from Baidu——

Wen Feng: Can dogs eat fried food? ?

Zhou Qi: Ying Jiashu can't eat fried food.

Ying Jiashu (smiling):?