The correct way to open the fake master
Chapter 41 Do you think your uncle is Fahai?Ruthless and loveless, just catch the monster KPI? "
As Gu Yuan reported the names of the people, the relationship diagram of these people was automatically formed in Chi Yu's mind.
Chi Yu stared at the two screenshots lined up side by side on the screen, living the "relationship diagram" in his mind, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "Hey, why do I look so familiar! This woman is Lian Rong, the man It's Gu Xuebin!"
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows.
He has no impression of these two names at all: "Who are they?"
Thinking of the "little idiot"'s stickiness to Chi Yu before, Gu Yuan couldn't help looking at Chi Yu suspiciously: "Could it be the rotten peach blossoms you provoked, and it hurt me?"
"Get out!"
Chi Yu gave Gu Yuan an angry look, turned the computer screen to Gu Yuan, pointed to the blinking WeChat icon in the taskbar to indicate that Gu Yuan had new news, and laughed at Gu Yuan, "Just say that you have nothing to do but mess with me. Uncle, can you remember something? Isn’t this Lian Rong your stepmother and his niece? Gu Xuebin is your cousin!”
Gu Yuan: "..." I still have no impression at all.
However, Gu Yuan snorted: "I said big fish, but I didn't attack with ginseng! You have to know that it's because I have a good brain and good vision that I think about messing with my uncle every day."
"Put it down! Uncle only loves to make money and doesn't know how to love. If you see him, just wait and cry!"
Looking at Gu Yuanyuan's expression, he knew that this guy must not remember these two guys. Thinking of his uncle's "scumbag behavior" pouring cold water on Gu Yuanyuan's "love brain", Chi Yu gave Gu Yuan Popular science, "When they first entered school, they both came to look for Siming. Gu Xuebin asked Siming if he needed help out of brotherhood, and Lian Rong came to ask Siming to borrow money to buy a bag, but you scolded him back gone."
"Would you be Fa Hai as my uncle? You only want to catch demon KPIs if you are ruthless and loveless?"
Gu Yuan scolded Chi Yu with a smile, and "recalling" carefully, he had some "impressions" in a trance, so he casually filled in the names of Lian Rong and Gu Xuebin in the "Black Hei Hei" form he made, and put Lian Rong The name was marked in red, "It's not easy to block people's money and money, it seems that my festival with Lian Rong is not light."
"uh-huh."
Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes, fiddled with the mobile phone to harass Xiao Yu who "knowledge without reporting", and said casually, "It's not that it's not serious, but it's a special festival. Later, she came to Siming to borrow money more than once, just like that." Inch, you can bump into her every time, and you often scold her for Siming."
Gu Yuan marked five stars in the star rating column next to Lian Rong's name on the form, and raised his eyelids to look sideways at Chi Yu: "You little fool, you really believe it's all "coincidence"!"
"Just... oh..." Chi Yu is not used to talking about people's right and wrong behind their backs, and was silent for a moment, with a face full of embarrassment, "It's obvious that a very weak and sensible person has caused so many things, I really don't understand why he would do this. Even if you have been the young master of the Gu family for him for 18 years, it is not your fault, and after getting him back, I dare say that your whole family is the most devoted to him It's you."
"How can there be so many reasons? Silly fish, don't you know that human nature is inherently evil? Jealousy, resentment, greed, and resentment don't need a reason in the first place. As long as you have delusions in your heart, these will breed, not to mention..." Gu Yuan Looking at Chi Yu meaningfully, he calmly tested Chi Yu's feelings for Xiao Bingjiao, "Gu Siming is not completely unreasonable to do this, I am so close to you, it is not unreasonable for him to want to kill me. "
After finishing speaking, Gu Yuan used himself as an example to prevent Chi Yu from pretending to be stupid, "For example, I don't care about my uncle. If I know who is inseparable with our uncle and is hugged by our uncle Jian Tian'er, I will also Will want to get him away, but everyone's method is different."
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu raised his eyelids expressionlessly and gave Gu Yuan a white look, and hummed: "Oh cake seller, love is really scary, believers are so scared."
Gu Yuan smiled.
It seems that since he passed through the book, not only has he messed up a lot of side plot points, but even the protagonist Chi Yu's relationship with Xiao Bingjiao has not been advanced according to the main line of "True Young Master Tea and Bingjiao".
That's great.
Chi Yu doesn't need to be tempted by Xiaobingjiao, it's best to withdraw even his sympathy.
Gu Yuan rubbed Chi Yu's burly head, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, love is not terrible, what is terrible is being in love with someone who cannot control desire. In fact, possessiveness is a very cute characteristic of love. It brings countless pleasures to those who love each other, only those who are inherently evil and can't control their evil will indulge their possessive desires and hurt others."
"Hey, Gu Yuanyuan, I would like to respect you as a master of love theory."
Chi Yu touched Gu Yuanyuan's set of theories, and felt that it was quite true, and couldn't help saying happily, "With your master-level theoretical knowledge, you may really be able to get my brother-in-law."
"Not maybe, but definitely."
Gu Yuan tapped Chi Yu's forehead, snorting, "Just wait and call me uncle!"
Chi Yu patted Gu Yuan's hand away, and scolded with a smile: "Get out! Even if you get my uncle, you can only call me brother in this life."
Gu Yuan rubbed his red hand that was slapped by Chi Yu, stepped on the table and slid back for a certain distance. After getting away from the "Strong Monster", he said with a smile in his heart: "Nephew, you can have some fun! Remember it!" Uncle taught you the truth about love, keep your eyes open when you are in love, don’t be so sympathetic, just hug a person with a bad nature and come back to harm our family, otherwise don’t blame me when the time comes Uncle is so ruthless, I'll give you a set of doubles."
Chi Yu was angry and funny, picked up the water bottle on the table and threw it at Gu Yuan: "Gu Yuanyuan, you are enough!"
Gu Yuan caught the water bottle, unscrewed it, took a sip, and laughed: "People's hearts are not old! People's hearts are not old! Uncle broke his heart for you, and you don't appreciate it!"
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu is not stupid, Gu Yuanyuan repeatedly pointed at him so obliquely, of course he heard what Gu Yuanyuan meant.
It's just that Gu Yuanyuan's mouth is so irritating, he doesn't want to follow Gu Yuanyuan's wishes, but he really has nothing to do with Gu Yuanyuan's mouth, so he can only point at Gu Yuanyuan and admit defeat with a smile: " Gu Yuanyuan, don't be so angry! You put your heart in your stomach, I have no idea about Gu Siming."
Gu Yuan achieved his goal, and pretended to hold the water bottle: "Don't! I didn't mean that, I just felt it, and I kindly taught you a little knowledge of love theory. It's really not that I don't want you to like Gu Siming, you can't Repay kindness with revenge!"
Chi Yu pointed at Gu Yuan: "Don't tea, let's get down to business."
Gu Yuan slid back to the table with a smile, and put down the water bottle: "How do you talk? Isn't our big fish's lifelong event a serious matter?"
Chi Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and rubbed Gu Yuan's groin hard across the table, wisely gave up on breaking up with Gu Yuanyuan, and went straight back to the topic: "You know exactly who messed with you this evening. Is it gone?"
"There are so many suspects, and I haven't figured out some places..." Gu Yuan called out the half-drawn mind map, flattened the computer screen, and stared at Chi Yu meaningfully, "But Gu Siming is at least running. It’s not like I’m going to add insult to injury, the vests that secretly poke and guide people to pick up my life experience are all separated out by him. As for whether he is the mastermind behind the scenes, I still need you to help me figure it out. Yangyang, you have to work hard, you can’t Soft-hearted at the critical moment!"
Chi Yu stared at the names of the people on the mind map with a dark face, then slowly moved his eyes away, raised his eyelids and stared at Gu Yuan: "Gu Yuanyuan, if you are so eccentric, be careful, if you are cruel Come rebel!"
Gu Yuan raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, pointed to Zhou Lili's name and said, "Please call me a little reporter, the person who posted posts to hate me, help me think about what I have against her, I can't figure out why she hates me."
Chi Yu turned to the computer and helped Gu Yuan complete the character relationship diagram that Gu Yuan created with his mind map. While completing it, he said, "I don't know what kind of trouble she has with you, but I know the wave that you drew out. In the list, the six girls Yao Ying, Zhou Lili, Lin Yating, Meng Mei, Xu Yufei and Lian Rong belong to the same dormitory."
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows.
How Zhou Lili got the photos seems to make sense: "I didn't expect that I, Da Yu, knew about the dormitory allocation of girls."
"It's your goldfish brain!" Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes, and said angrily, "We had a friendship with their dormitory and climbed Fuyun Mountain together, you should forget about it!"
Oh, Fuyunshan has memories of the "little grass bag", but almost all of them are related to Chi Yu. Those girls are basically "geese pass without trace", and they were not "retained" as important memories by "he". I can see that my face is familiar, but I don't remember the name at all.
Gu Yuan tried hard to think about it, and finally remembered a little bit, and said, "Oh, I remembered, who are you still behind your back?"
"Xu Yufei, that's because she has a sprained ankle. You're all weaklings. I'll have to do the hard work..." Chi Yu added the information he knew to the mind map, and those "lists" had names on them. The relationship between the two people finally took shape, "Meng Mei and Xu Yufei should not be involved in this matter."
He agrees with that.
And when his Uncle Fu sent him screenshots of the processed video, he also said that the two girls just stood and watched for a while and didn't take pictures with their mobile phones.
Gu Yuan marked the names of Meng Mei and Xu Yufei in green, stared at the almost complete "relationship map" for a while, and sneered: "If you run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. Sooner or later, you will know why Zhou Lili blackmailed me. Tomorrow Let's settle accounts with Lin Qin and the others first."
Uncle Fu has a screenshot of the complete black post. Not only did he screen out the people with rhythm, but he also picked up a few people who jumped around in the post and said that they would also take money to smash his legs.
Among them, Lin Qin was the happiest, and the vest in the post was opened by the thighs of elementary school students.
The remaining two are Gongyang Hao and Si Wenchen who often hang out with Lin Qin, and the vests in the post are the elementary school boy Guaiguai and the elementary school boy Zhangzui.
Of course, Uncle Fu is a civilized person, and he marked these idiots as "people who are particularly interested in you", but these three guys have their own festivals with "little idiots". With a strong vest, I went directly to Xiaoyu and asked for a complete screenshot of the black post.
After reading the wise remarks of these three guys in the black post, Gu Yuan was furious at that time.
This meant that it was getting late at that time, and the car keys were in Chi Yu's place again. He might not be able to block people if he tried to rush back to school, otherwise Gu Yuan would not settle accounts with them until tomorrow.
Even after calming down for a while, now that they are brought up again, Gu Yuan still can't help but get angry: "If I don't kill them, my father won't be named Gu."
Those few vests made Chi Yu feel very apprehensive after seeing them.
As soon as Gu Yuan said that he was going to settle accounts with Lin Qin and the others tomorrow, Chi Yu didn't stop him, and directly squeezed his knuckles and crackled: "Brother Ming'er will go with you, if you don't beat their mothers, they won't recognize you, brother!" From now on, I will see them and beat them once!"
When Fa Xiao shared the same hatred with him, the evil spirit between Gu Yuan's brows dissipated a lot, and he couldn't help jokingly said: "It's still my brother Yangyang who has the foresight, so I don't care if I go all out, just wait until my brother Yangyang sees them and beats them every time! "
"You have made you bolder! Dare you be named Gu? Believe it or not, Grandpa Gu beats you every time he sees you?" Chi Yu breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed Gu Yuanyuan's little hands and teased him, and said with a smile, "No It's too early, I'll take you back, let's recharge your energy and store up your sharpness, you'll be a good idiot."
Gu Yuan couldn't help but laugh.
What can be stroked is almost done, and there is no point in wasting any more here, Gu Yuan immediately started to clean up the computer: "You don't need to send it, give me the car keys, and I will go back by myself."
Chi Yu watched Gu Yuan stand up, and then watched Gu Yuan go over to close the window very nimbly, with a wonderful expression on his face.
After closing the window, Gu Yuan didn't listen to Chi Yu's response, and looked back at Chi Yu.
Seeing the distinct layered emotional changes on Chi Yu's face, Gu Yuan couldn't help being amused: "Da Yu, what magical skills are you practicing?"
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu was lucky in silence, with a mouthful of old blood sticking out of his throat, he asked quietly: "Gu Yuanyuan, you sprained your ankle as promised, and it hurts so bad that you can't walk anymore?"
Gu Yuan: "..." careless.
Gu Yuan picked up the computer bag calmly, pretended to pack his things, moved towards the door of the "office" without any trace, and said without changing his face: "Oh, I didn't sprain your feet. I saw you looking confused at the time. Considering your Without my mental capacity, I told a small, white lie in a hurry."
"I believe you ghost! Gu Yuanyuan, you are finished, you..."
Chi Yu suddenly discovered Gu Yuan's intentions, pointed at Gu Yuan, and shouted, "Gu Yuanyuan, stop! Don't move!"
Who does not move, who is the grandson!
Gu Yuan took his computer bag and ran away, intending to rush downstairs to seize the opportunity, and quickly destroy the remote control of the "Panda Papa" - he knows Chi Yu too well, and he grabbed another one Braid, this guy must let him get on the stroller!
As soon as Gu Yuan ran, Chi Yu immediately ran after him.
Just now, they were "same enemies" and planned to beat Lin Qin's good bamboo horse together tomorrow, but in a blink of an eye they "turned against each other" and staged "I chase you and run away but you can't fly without wings" in the empty corridor.
Relying on his height and strength, Chi Yu grabbed Gu Yuan by the back of his neck before he reached the stairs.
Gu Yuan: "..." Mistake!
After all, I overestimated the physical strength of the "little straw bag", and it is urgent to develop eight-pack abs!
Chi Yu easily twisted Gu Yuan's arm, and pushed the panting Gu Yuan to the stairs: "Gu Yuanyuan, let me tell you, you lost my brother's love for you by running away! Tonight If you don't get on the baby stroller and let brother have a good time walking, it will definitely not end."
Panting heavily, Gu Yuan glanced at Chi Yu angrily, and refused to go downstairs by grabbing the handrail of the stairs: "You can pull it down! It's as if you will love me if I don't run away, so you don't plan to sneak away from me." .”
Chi Yu mercilessly opened Gu Yuan's fingers, and snorted: "Gu Yuanyuan, then you have to review yourself, think about why brother insisted on sneaking on you!"
Gu Yuan: "..."
Chi Yu is a "strong monster", even though Gu Yuan was extremely uncooperative, he was taken downstairs by Chi Yu and forced into the "Panda Papa" stroller.
Gu Yuan moved his legs, adjusted a comfortable posture on the narrow baby stroller, raised his eyelids and looked at the remote control in his left hand and the mobile phone in his right. Chi Yu, who was blocking the door of the shop like a door god, was hopeless Lian: "Da Yu, do you think you are childish?"
Chi Yu pressed the start button on the remote control, turned on the camera and pointed it at Gu Yuanyuan who was on the baby stroller, and started recording: "No way, no way?! Gu Yuanyuan, you are too double-standard, my uncle is 29 years old and you don't think much of him Childish, do you think I am 19 years old?"
Gu Yuan fiddled with the buttons on the baby car to turn off the music, and turned the steering wheel to compete with Chi Yu's remote control: "Chi Dayu, you're a little tricky, the 29-year-old is my sweetheart, how do you compare with him?"
Chi Yu: "..." It makes sense, but he couldn't refute it.
After taking enough short videos and photos, he pressed the remote control and competed with Gu Yuanyuan. Gu Yuanyuan slid a few laps in the spacious hall, and finally had enough fun. Chi Yu pressed the stop button, and the phone and The remote control was stuffed into Gu Yuanyuan's arms, and he lifted Gu Yuanyuan down by the collar of his neck, and sat on the baby stroller with his long legs: "Take a picture of me too."
Gu Yuan: "???"
Gu Yuan fiddled with the remote control, and asked with a smile or not: "Da Yu, do you still have this hobby?"
Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, just shoot if you are told!"
Even Chi Yu strongly demanded it, so of course Gu Yuan was not polite to him.
Taking the opportunity to press the remote control to walk around Chi Yu for a few times, he held up his phone to help Chi Yu take some photos and videos: "Satisfied?"
Chi Yu rubbed Gu Yuanyuan's small handle hard, and after checking Gu Yuan's "masterpiece", he pointed to the pile of things at the entrance of the hall: "That pile is yours, you clean it up first, and I will clean it up." Your car is coming."
His car is still parked at the gate of Vientiane Hi-Tech Building, which is a little far from here.
Chi Yu has always taken care of the "little straw bag", so Gu Yuan didn't think much about it, and waved his hand to signal Chi Yu to go quickly: "Take the key and lock the door, I have to go upstairs to clean up first."
Chi Yu made an "OK" gesture and told Gu Yuanyuan before leaving: "Clean up quickly, don't use the forum to play with your phone."
【Chi Yu Si Yuan】
Xiaoyu: [Forum Screenshot]
Xiaoyu: [Screenshot from Moments]
Xiaoyu: @大鱼我哥哥 Awesome!
Big Fish: Shoutout.jpg
Big Fish: It’s just average, it’s the third-to-last level in the group
Xiaoyu: @你远宝 asked you if you were moved, if you burst into tears, and if you don’t regret throwing my brother Yu over the wall
You Yuanbao: Touched, no, no regrets
Gu Yuan was really touched.
He thought Chi Yu's order before he went to get the car was his usual mother-in-law. He was quite impatient at the time, but he didn't expect Chi Yu to give him a big bomb in a muffled voice—playing with Chi Yu on a baby car After showing the photos on Moments, he took the screenshots that Uncle Fu liked and posted them directly to the school forum under his real name.
Yandu University>>>Alumni House>>>Alumni Exchange
Topic: Let me tell you about the story about me playing with my elementary school brother from the finance department
RT
First of all, let me introduce myself. I am Chi Yu, Class 46, Grade 01, Department of Finance. I am the Chi Yu who was forcibly smeared by you as a big SB who was regarded as a stepping stone by the "scheming elementary school boy" and didn't know it.
Let me talk about my relationship with the "scheming elementary school brother" and the 33-level seniors
The "scheming elementary school boy" and I are bamboo horses who have played together since we wore diapers. Our relationship is better than many brothers. We skipped classes together, went to clubs, cheated our parents, and fought with us. I believe that alumni who have made a small school can understand it. If you don’t understand it, I will mourn for your lonely childhood.
As for the relationship between the 33-level senior and me, please look at the face yourself. As long as you have normal eyesight, you should be able to tell that we are close relatives. As for how close the relationship is, I'm sorry I have no comment. PS: It's not ulterior motives!The main reason is that I am afraid that after I say it, you will be jealous and eat lemons every day, which is not good for your teeth
After introducing the characters, let’s introduce the tools
【Panda Papa Baby Car】
Cute, right?Just cute!This stroller is what I saw it was so cute, I bought it for my sister
【Shopping Receipt】
Finally, the groundwork is done and we can get to the topic
The cause of the incident: "The scheming elementary school boy" has been a squeamish boy since he was a child, and he is especially afraid of pain. He sprained his foot in the eating place and dared not walk in pain. Swipe his card to buy, buy, buy, and persuade the 33-level seniors to put the "elementary boy" in the baby car
What happened: The "elementary boy" was thin-skinned and refused to cooperate. Then we took a bunch of bamboo shoots and forced him into the baby car. The 33-level senior took him to the shopping center to see the shop he was going to rent. I Go help the "elementary boy" get the car
The result of the incident: The two of them were photographed and posted on the forum. The story was edited wonderfully, and published as dog blood literature, it is estimated that it can occupy the level of TOP123456.
I especially want to ask the little reporter who posted the post, and those who take the rhythm
This matter was originally a little joke between us buddies, how did you manage to make up so many wonderful and bloody stories?Really, the brain hole is really awesome, here I suggest you go to the female frequency to write a novel, maybe you can solve the problem of food and clothing in advance
I also want to ask, this is obviously a movie where three people are evenly matched, why are there only two of them in your photo?Am I too ugly to be photographed?
[Monitoring screenshot of three people and the baby car in the parking lot] [Surveillance video of Chi Yu driving the door in the parking lot, Fu Shengsai and Gu Yuan getting on the baby car]
Finally, I would like to say hello to those who unscrupulously insult the "scheming elementary school boy", have you all forgotten that this is a school forum, and you have registered with your real name [sneering]
Thank you for your hard work, I am forcing Lai Lai to talk a lot of nonsense, and I will give you an easter egg:
[Photo of Gu Yuan riding in a stroller]
[Photo of Chi Yu riding a stroller]
[Video of Gu Yuan riding a baby car]
[Video of Chi Yu riding a baby car]
That's right, I didn't get enough bamboo shoots in the parking lot, and I grabbed bamboo shoots again in the shop that was said to be given to the "scheming elementary school boy" by the 33-level senior Se Lingzhi. recommend everyone to try
Finally, please enjoy the [Shop Lease Contract] [Screenshots of Moments that focus on Fu Sheng’s thumbs up profile]
NO.0金融4601池昱2046-11-0122:15:38
Wow!
I just said that the post was inexplicable, I didn't expect to squat so quickly that my little brother became a bamboo horse in a rage! ~
NO.1就说一句实话2046-11-0122:15:55
Support Chi Yu's three consecutive questions
PS: Little brother, you are not ugly, you look so handsome when you rush to the crown to protect the bamboo horse
NO.2披层皮好说话2046-11-0122:16:03
just finished the meeting
Explain, the "elementary brother" is my younger brother
NO.3顾泽2046-11-0122:17:01
Ah ah ah ah ah
Surprised to see senior Gu Ze, take a group photo in the front row! ! !
NO.4男神堪堪我2046-11-0122:17:03
Gu Yuan didn't expect that his second brother, who almost only had academic research in his heart, would appear in the forum to clarify, or more precisely, to publicly admit their brotherhood.
To be honest, Gu Yuan was a little flattered.
You Yuanbao: Second brother, shall we have dinner together when you return to China?
Gu Yuan didn't say thank you to his second brother, and directly made an appointment with his second brother for a meal.
Gu Ze did not immediately reply to Gu Yuan's message. Gu Yuan guessed that his second brother was probably busy again, so he didn't continue to disturb his second brother, and continued to scroll down the thread. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected surprise waiting for him ——
I only met "Primary Brother" once, and I was entrusted by @古泽先生 to help "Primary Brother" go through the admission procedures, but was politely rejected by "Primary Brother", without "pointing and scolding", and without any feelings connection
@Please call me little reporter waiting for your public apology
NO.13生命医学4401温易简2046-11-0122:19:11
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Accidentally getting out of the car, can you still imagine love and hatred?
NO.16计算机4502叶宇2046-11-0122:22:22
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No no no no no!I just want to thank the "elementary boy" for lending me my meal card, but I'm going to have an affair with him? ? ?
NO.20管理4403初琛2046-11-0122:25:21
The intersection with elementary school students is limited to clubs, please don't overdo it^_^
NO.21金融4401林辙2046-11-0122:25:45
"Elementary school brother" is not my sister's style. I think that no matter whether you live in a house or not, you should know it. My sister likes @叶宇
NO.22法医4401孟蓝2046-11-0122:25:46
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"Schoolboy" helped me change a tire, and I treated him to a light meal as a token of appreciation, that's all.
NO.24珠宝设计4401晏佳怡2046-11-0122:26:01
wow! ! !
The gods and goddesses are in formal attire! ! "Primary Brothers" line up! ! !
Just ask @please call me little reporter and those who make up stories with rhythm, are you afraid or not! !
NO.25今天遇到我男神了吗2046-11-0122:26:12
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I didn't expect to eat a melon to eat a cool stalk that counterattacks and slaps the face!Dreaming of squatting a 33-level senior, PS: Warmly call "elementary brother" to thank you for formal attire! !
NO.26猹的快乐你不懂2046-11-0122:26:32
Gu Yuan also felt quite face-to-face.
Basically, the seniors and seniors who were @ in the black post pretended to clarify their relationship with him, confirmed that there was no ambiguous relationship between them, and there was no such thing as "he" causing many seniors to die, and they directly hit him mercilessly Face little reporter.
The "foundation" of the black post has been demolished, and the "building" derived from the black post will naturally collapse.
Chi Yu's post, together with the formal attire clarifications of the seniors, saved his reputation as much as possible, and solved the most troublesome problem after the "black post".
This is a very successful public relations.
It's not that he can't think of this kind of public relations plan, but with his current contacts, he can't make the seniors who have been hacked cue pretend to clarify.
Of course, Chi Yu couldn't do it either.
Moreover, Gu Yuan doesn't think Chi Yu has the brains to come up with such a public relations plan.
【Chi Yu Si Yuan】
You Yuanbao: @大鱼 Hand over the expert behind you, be sure to ask him to be worshiped by me
Big fish: deadpan.jpg
Big Fish: I posted the post, so the expert can't be me?
You Yuanbao: Touching the Fish Head.jpg
You Yuanbao: Be sober, you just provided the material, and then copied and pasted it
Small fish: 2333333333333
Xiaoyu: Yes, I prove it! ! !
Xiaoyu: I thought @大鱼 was a hero, but it turned out to be just a puppet in the hands of a hero, hahahahaha
Big Fish: ...
Big Fish: At least I came up with the idea of posting
You Yuanbao: Got it
You Yuanbao: You came up with an impulsive idea, and my uncle made a perfect plan
Big Fish: I didn’t expect my brother-in-law to give me an edited document as soon as I wanted to monitor screenshots.
Big Fish: Look at the row of seniors and sisters in formal attire at the back
Big Fish: If this is not love
Xiaoyu: [Screenshot of forum thread]
Xiaoyu: If this is not love! ! !
Big Fish: I thought my uncle was a scum who didn’t understand love, but he turned out to be a lover
Big Fish: My face is swollen.jpg
Xiaoyu: Big Yu, you are finished, how dare you slander Fu Erge as a scumbag
……
The screenshots Xiaoyu sent to the group were too shocking.
Gu Yuan immediately ignored the two silly fish who were hurting each other in the group, and hurriedly switched back to the school forum, clicked on Chi Yu's post, and quickly turned to the 27th floor.
As Chi Yu said, the alumni forum is a real-name registration forum.
For those who infringe on my reputation@Please call me little reporter@那些吃一瓜@喵喵王王@包相小衣衣@管理老人看手机@今天我是梨香香@通过一下@祭祝我从的三观and others, He must be held accountable to the end and will not be tolerated.
NO.2733级傅笙2046-11-0122:27:12
Gu Yuan read the short two lines several times.
The pretentious disappointment caused by Uncle Fu not going back to the shop with Chi Yu disappeared in an instant. Gu Yuan hugged the red Ahri pillow and smiled, bending his pretty eyebrows.
It's not that Uncle Fu is indifferent to him, but he knows what he needs most now and doesn't want to waste the best public relations time.
Even though Second Uncle Fu wanted to draw a line with him, he quietly helped him solve his most troublesome problem.
Such a good Second Uncle Fu, how could he just be interested in it.
Gu Yuan took Ahri's pillow as a passion and invited Uncle Fu to try it with him. He punched himself hard, quit the forum, connected to the Bluetooth projector, opened WeChat, and sent him a video request to Uncle Fu. .
"beep--"
"beep--"
"beep--"
The other party has accepted the video request and is establishing a network connection.
Link succeeded.
Uncle Fu's figure instantly appeared on the phone screen on the wall opposite Gu Yuan's bed——
Looking at the background behind Uncle Fu, he should be in the office.
He was still wearing the suit he wore when he went to dinner with them at night, without glasses, showing sharp eyebrows and eyes, and with the collar that he tore off the second button and had to open, the whole person had little temperament Five points of gentleness and three points of wildness.
Gu Yuan stared at Uncle Fu who was as tall as the wall, suppressed the crazy and restless hormones, and raised his eyebrows and eyes at the camera: "Uncle."
Fu Sheng temporarily pushed the computer aside, leaned on the back of the chair, and asked in a manly voice, "What's the matter?"
Gu Yuan held his chin and looked at Fu Sheng with a smile: "Are you still working overtime?"
Fu Sheng smiled.
Raising his eyelids and squinting at the child of the Gu family who was pretending to be stupid with him, he tapped on the table with his fingers and reprimanded with a little impatience: "If you have something to talk about, hang up if you have nothing to do, don't just talk about it."
What an energetic man, but he is so difficult to deal with.
With a small hook hanging in Gu Yuan's sight, he flew towards his second uncle Fu through the camera: "Uncle, you know that the more you do this, the more energetic you are, and you do it on purpose. I really suspect that you are catching me on purpose." .”
Fu Sheng sneered: "Gu Yuanyuan, if you have nothing to do, look in the mirror more often."
Gu Yuan: "..."
Gu Yuan snorted softly, deliberately put his face close to the camera, and filled the entire screen with his pretty face: "May I take a picture of my uncle's eyes?"
Fu Sheng: "..."
The children of the Gu family are very energetic, but it's really difficult to deal with.
Through the screen, Gu Yuan gave Uncle Fu a wink in the blink of an eye.
Caught off guard and sending out a wave of beautifying crit, Gu Yuan slowly leaned back on the head of the bed, and with a smile, he asked Uncle Fu whose eyes had darkened: "Please give me an objective evaluation, as long as I'm good enough to think about it." A little bit?"
Fu Sheng lit a cigarette slowly, took a deep puff, calmly digested the beauty shock he had just received, and said in a casual way: "Gu Yuanyuan, I still have work to do, and I don't have time to make trouble with you. .”
The man avoided answering again, shifting the focus.
Gu Yuan looked at his second uncle Fu meaningfully through the screen, and chuckled: "Uncle, is the work you want to deal with related to me?"
Fu Sheng held a cigarette in his hand and made a gesture to hang up the communication: "No, I hung up."
"Hey hey! Don't hang up!"
Gu Yuan embraced the pillow and leaned towards the phone mirror, and the collar of the wide home clothes slid down, revealing half of his shoulders, but he didn't realize it, "Uncle, give me a chance to thank you."
Fu Sheng raised his eyebrows, glanced calmly at the straight collarbone of the Gu family child, and politely looked away: "No, it's not for you."
Gu Yuan tilted his head, looked at Uncle Fu who was duplicity again with a smile, and slowly raised his ipad to the phone camera: "Uncle, do you want me to read the above content to you?"
On the screen of the ipad is a screenshot of the group chat record, the part where Chi Yu "betrayed" his uncle.
Fu Sheng glanced at the content of the chat record, and said without changing his face: "Don't think too much, Chi Yu rashly wanted to post a post to clarify it for you, and I helped him improve it."
"Oh--"
Gu Yuan dragged his voice "Oh", with a smile that was not a smile, "The uncle's hands are very fast, and he edited the post for him with a 'shua', and made so many seniors and sisters appear in formal clothes in 5 minutes. It's in the post."
As he said that, Gu Yuan gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely, "My uncle is really awesome!"
"Don't dare to take credit..." Fu Sheng looked at the delicate eyebrows and eyes of the Gu family child calmly, flicked the cigarette ash with his fingers, and said in a calm voice, "I didn't contact those seniors and sisters of yours. If you want to thank you, thank your second brother." .”
Gu Yuan squinted his eyes and looked at his second uncle Fu.
He didn't quite believe his second uncle Fu's words, but now he had no way of verifying it, so he could only look for clues from his second uncle Fu's expression, but it was a pity that his second uncle Fu was too good at pretending, so he didn't find any lies.
Gu Yuan let go of this for the time being, logged into the Q1Q account with an ipad, opened the substitute class group he just "lurked" into tonight, turned to the group message records after 10:30, and said with a smile: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah, I feel like I've discovered the Huadian! Tell me, I'm not alone!"
"The 33-level seniors@ are not all those who violated his reputation! Several of them are from the junior students!"
"It's more than that! Didn't you find out? When the 33rd-level senior @人, all the vests that disrespected the juniors were not circled, and they were all summed up by the word 'waiting'!"
"The senior at level 33 is such a gentleman! It's a shame! Even when he puts on a formal post, he looks like a veteran cadre. No wonder someone said in the black post yesterday that he is serious!"
"Compared to a gentleman, I
Chi Yu stared at the two screenshots lined up side by side on the screen, living the "relationship diagram" in his mind, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "Hey, why do I look so familiar! This woman is Lian Rong, the man It's Gu Xuebin!"
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows.
He has no impression of these two names at all: "Who are they?"
Thinking of the "little idiot"'s stickiness to Chi Yu before, Gu Yuan couldn't help looking at Chi Yu suspiciously: "Could it be the rotten peach blossoms you provoked, and it hurt me?"
"Get out!"
Chi Yu gave Gu Yuan an angry look, turned the computer screen to Gu Yuan, pointed to the blinking WeChat icon in the taskbar to indicate that Gu Yuan had new news, and laughed at Gu Yuan, "Just say that you have nothing to do but mess with me. Uncle, can you remember something? Isn’t this Lian Rong your stepmother and his niece? Gu Xuebin is your cousin!”
Gu Yuan: "..." I still have no impression at all.
However, Gu Yuan snorted: "I said big fish, but I didn't attack with ginseng! You have to know that it's because I have a good brain and good vision that I think about messing with my uncle every day."
"Put it down! Uncle only loves to make money and doesn't know how to love. If you see him, just wait and cry!"
Looking at Gu Yuanyuan's expression, he knew that this guy must not remember these two guys. Thinking of his uncle's "scumbag behavior" pouring cold water on Gu Yuanyuan's "love brain", Chi Yu gave Gu Yuan Popular science, "When they first entered school, they both came to look for Siming. Gu Xuebin asked Siming if he needed help out of brotherhood, and Lian Rong came to ask Siming to borrow money to buy a bag, but you scolded him back gone."
"Would you be Fa Hai as my uncle? You only want to catch demon KPIs if you are ruthless and loveless?"
Gu Yuan scolded Chi Yu with a smile, and "recalling" carefully, he had some "impressions" in a trance, so he casually filled in the names of Lian Rong and Gu Xuebin in the "Black Hei Hei" form he made, and put Lian Rong The name was marked in red, "It's not easy to block people's money and money, it seems that my festival with Lian Rong is not light."
"uh-huh."
Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes, fiddled with the mobile phone to harass Xiao Yu who "knowledge without reporting", and said casually, "It's not that it's not serious, but it's a special festival. Later, she came to Siming to borrow money more than once, just like that." Inch, you can bump into her every time, and you often scold her for Siming."
Gu Yuan marked five stars in the star rating column next to Lian Rong's name on the form, and raised his eyelids to look sideways at Chi Yu: "You little fool, you really believe it's all "coincidence"!"
"Just... oh..." Chi Yu is not used to talking about people's right and wrong behind their backs, and was silent for a moment, with a face full of embarrassment, "It's obvious that a very weak and sensible person has caused so many things, I really don't understand why he would do this. Even if you have been the young master of the Gu family for him for 18 years, it is not your fault, and after getting him back, I dare say that your whole family is the most devoted to him It's you."
"How can there be so many reasons? Silly fish, don't you know that human nature is inherently evil? Jealousy, resentment, greed, and resentment don't need a reason in the first place. As long as you have delusions in your heart, these will breed, not to mention..." Gu Yuan Looking at Chi Yu meaningfully, he calmly tested Chi Yu's feelings for Xiao Bingjiao, "Gu Siming is not completely unreasonable to do this, I am so close to you, it is not unreasonable for him to want to kill me. "
After finishing speaking, Gu Yuan used himself as an example to prevent Chi Yu from pretending to be stupid, "For example, I don't care about my uncle. If I know who is inseparable with our uncle and is hugged by our uncle Jian Tian'er, I will also Will want to get him away, but everyone's method is different."
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu raised his eyelids expressionlessly and gave Gu Yuan a white look, and hummed: "Oh cake seller, love is really scary, believers are so scared."
Gu Yuan smiled.
It seems that since he passed through the book, not only has he messed up a lot of side plot points, but even the protagonist Chi Yu's relationship with Xiao Bingjiao has not been advanced according to the main line of "True Young Master Tea and Bingjiao".
That's great.
Chi Yu doesn't need to be tempted by Xiaobingjiao, it's best to withdraw even his sympathy.
Gu Yuan rubbed Chi Yu's burly head, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, love is not terrible, what is terrible is being in love with someone who cannot control desire. In fact, possessiveness is a very cute characteristic of love. It brings countless pleasures to those who love each other, only those who are inherently evil and can't control their evil will indulge their possessive desires and hurt others."
"Hey, Gu Yuanyuan, I would like to respect you as a master of love theory."
Chi Yu touched Gu Yuanyuan's set of theories, and felt that it was quite true, and couldn't help saying happily, "With your master-level theoretical knowledge, you may really be able to get my brother-in-law."
"Not maybe, but definitely."
Gu Yuan tapped Chi Yu's forehead, snorting, "Just wait and call me uncle!"
Chi Yu patted Gu Yuan's hand away, and scolded with a smile: "Get out! Even if you get my uncle, you can only call me brother in this life."
Gu Yuan rubbed his red hand that was slapped by Chi Yu, stepped on the table and slid back for a certain distance. After getting away from the "Strong Monster", he said with a smile in his heart: "Nephew, you can have some fun! Remember it!" Uncle taught you the truth about love, keep your eyes open when you are in love, don’t be so sympathetic, just hug a person with a bad nature and come back to harm our family, otherwise don’t blame me when the time comes Uncle is so ruthless, I'll give you a set of doubles."
Chi Yu was angry and funny, picked up the water bottle on the table and threw it at Gu Yuan: "Gu Yuanyuan, you are enough!"
Gu Yuan caught the water bottle, unscrewed it, took a sip, and laughed: "People's hearts are not old! People's hearts are not old! Uncle broke his heart for you, and you don't appreciate it!"
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu is not stupid, Gu Yuanyuan repeatedly pointed at him so obliquely, of course he heard what Gu Yuanyuan meant.
It's just that Gu Yuanyuan's mouth is so irritating, he doesn't want to follow Gu Yuanyuan's wishes, but he really has nothing to do with Gu Yuanyuan's mouth, so he can only point at Gu Yuanyuan and admit defeat with a smile: " Gu Yuanyuan, don't be so angry! You put your heart in your stomach, I have no idea about Gu Siming."
Gu Yuan achieved his goal, and pretended to hold the water bottle: "Don't! I didn't mean that, I just felt it, and I kindly taught you a little knowledge of love theory. It's really not that I don't want you to like Gu Siming, you can't Repay kindness with revenge!"
Chi Yu pointed at Gu Yuan: "Don't tea, let's get down to business."
Gu Yuan slid back to the table with a smile, and put down the water bottle: "How do you talk? Isn't our big fish's lifelong event a serious matter?"
Chi Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and rubbed Gu Yuan's groin hard across the table, wisely gave up on breaking up with Gu Yuanyuan, and went straight back to the topic: "You know exactly who messed with you this evening. Is it gone?"
"There are so many suspects, and I haven't figured out some places..." Gu Yuan called out the half-drawn mind map, flattened the computer screen, and stared at Chi Yu meaningfully, "But Gu Siming is at least running. It’s not like I’m going to add insult to injury, the vests that secretly poke and guide people to pick up my life experience are all separated out by him. As for whether he is the mastermind behind the scenes, I still need you to help me figure it out. Yangyang, you have to work hard, you can’t Soft-hearted at the critical moment!"
Chi Yu stared at the names of the people on the mind map with a dark face, then slowly moved his eyes away, raised his eyelids and stared at Gu Yuan: "Gu Yuanyuan, if you are so eccentric, be careful, if you are cruel Come rebel!"
Gu Yuan raised his hand to beg for forgiveness, pointed to Zhou Lili's name and said, "Please call me a little reporter, the person who posted posts to hate me, help me think about what I have against her, I can't figure out why she hates me."
Chi Yu turned to the computer and helped Gu Yuan complete the character relationship diagram that Gu Yuan created with his mind map. While completing it, he said, "I don't know what kind of trouble she has with you, but I know the wave that you drew out. In the list, the six girls Yao Ying, Zhou Lili, Lin Yating, Meng Mei, Xu Yufei and Lian Rong belong to the same dormitory."
Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows.
How Zhou Lili got the photos seems to make sense: "I didn't expect that I, Da Yu, knew about the dormitory allocation of girls."
"It's your goldfish brain!" Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes, and said angrily, "We had a friendship with their dormitory and climbed Fuyun Mountain together, you should forget about it!"
Oh, Fuyunshan has memories of the "little grass bag", but almost all of them are related to Chi Yu. Those girls are basically "geese pass without trace", and they were not "retained" as important memories by "he". I can see that my face is familiar, but I don't remember the name at all.
Gu Yuan tried hard to think about it, and finally remembered a little bit, and said, "Oh, I remembered, who are you still behind your back?"
"Xu Yufei, that's because she has a sprained ankle. You're all weaklings. I'll have to do the hard work..." Chi Yu added the information he knew to the mind map, and those "lists" had names on them. The relationship between the two people finally took shape, "Meng Mei and Xu Yufei should not be involved in this matter."
He agrees with that.
And when his Uncle Fu sent him screenshots of the processed video, he also said that the two girls just stood and watched for a while and didn't take pictures with their mobile phones.
Gu Yuan marked the names of Meng Mei and Xu Yufei in green, stared at the almost complete "relationship map" for a while, and sneered: "If you run away, the monk can't run away from the temple. Sooner or later, you will know why Zhou Lili blackmailed me. Tomorrow Let's settle accounts with Lin Qin and the others first."
Uncle Fu has a screenshot of the complete black post. Not only did he screen out the people with rhythm, but he also picked up a few people who jumped around in the post and said that they would also take money to smash his legs.
Among them, Lin Qin was the happiest, and the vest in the post was opened by the thighs of elementary school students.
The remaining two are Gongyang Hao and Si Wenchen who often hang out with Lin Qin, and the vests in the post are the elementary school boy Guaiguai and the elementary school boy Zhangzui.
Of course, Uncle Fu is a civilized person, and he marked these idiots as "people who are particularly interested in you", but these three guys have their own festivals with "little idiots". With a strong vest, I went directly to Xiaoyu and asked for a complete screenshot of the black post.
After reading the wise remarks of these three guys in the black post, Gu Yuan was furious at that time.
This meant that it was getting late at that time, and the car keys were in Chi Yu's place again. He might not be able to block people if he tried to rush back to school, otherwise Gu Yuan would not settle accounts with them until tomorrow.
Even after calming down for a while, now that they are brought up again, Gu Yuan still can't help but get angry: "If I don't kill them, my father won't be named Gu."
Those few vests made Chi Yu feel very apprehensive after seeing them.
As soon as Gu Yuan said that he was going to settle accounts with Lin Qin and the others tomorrow, Chi Yu didn't stop him, and directly squeezed his knuckles and crackled: "Brother Ming'er will go with you, if you don't beat their mothers, they won't recognize you, brother!" From now on, I will see them and beat them once!"
When Fa Xiao shared the same hatred with him, the evil spirit between Gu Yuan's brows dissipated a lot, and he couldn't help jokingly said: "It's still my brother Yangyang who has the foresight, so I don't care if I go all out, just wait until my brother Yangyang sees them and beats them every time! "
"You have made you bolder! Dare you be named Gu? Believe it or not, Grandpa Gu beats you every time he sees you?" Chi Yu breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed Gu Yuanyuan's little hands and teased him, and said with a smile, "No It's too early, I'll take you back, let's recharge your energy and store up your sharpness, you'll be a good idiot."
Gu Yuan couldn't help but laugh.
What can be stroked is almost done, and there is no point in wasting any more here, Gu Yuan immediately started to clean up the computer: "You don't need to send it, give me the car keys, and I will go back by myself."
Chi Yu watched Gu Yuan stand up, and then watched Gu Yuan go over to close the window very nimbly, with a wonderful expression on his face.
After closing the window, Gu Yuan didn't listen to Chi Yu's response, and looked back at Chi Yu.
Seeing the distinct layered emotional changes on Chi Yu's face, Gu Yuan couldn't help being amused: "Da Yu, what magical skills are you practicing?"
Chi Yu: "..."
Chi Yu was lucky in silence, with a mouthful of old blood sticking out of his throat, he asked quietly: "Gu Yuanyuan, you sprained your ankle as promised, and it hurts so bad that you can't walk anymore?"
Gu Yuan: "..." careless.
Gu Yuan picked up the computer bag calmly, pretended to pack his things, moved towards the door of the "office" without any trace, and said without changing his face: "Oh, I didn't sprain your feet. I saw you looking confused at the time. Considering your Without my mental capacity, I told a small, white lie in a hurry."
"I believe you ghost! Gu Yuanyuan, you are finished, you..."
Chi Yu suddenly discovered Gu Yuan's intentions, pointed at Gu Yuan, and shouted, "Gu Yuanyuan, stop! Don't move!"
Who does not move, who is the grandson!
Gu Yuan took his computer bag and ran away, intending to rush downstairs to seize the opportunity, and quickly destroy the remote control of the "Panda Papa" - he knows Chi Yu too well, and he grabbed another one Braid, this guy must let him get on the stroller!
As soon as Gu Yuan ran, Chi Yu immediately ran after him.
Just now, they were "same enemies" and planned to beat Lin Qin's good bamboo horse together tomorrow, but in a blink of an eye they "turned against each other" and staged "I chase you and run away but you can't fly without wings" in the empty corridor.
Relying on his height and strength, Chi Yu grabbed Gu Yuan by the back of his neck before he reached the stairs.
Gu Yuan: "..." Mistake!
After all, I overestimated the physical strength of the "little straw bag", and it is urgent to develop eight-pack abs!
Chi Yu easily twisted Gu Yuan's arm, and pushed the panting Gu Yuan to the stairs: "Gu Yuanyuan, let me tell you, you lost my brother's love for you by running away! Tonight If you don't get on the baby stroller and let brother have a good time walking, it will definitely not end."
Panting heavily, Gu Yuan glanced at Chi Yu angrily, and refused to go downstairs by grabbing the handrail of the stairs: "You can pull it down! It's as if you will love me if I don't run away, so you don't plan to sneak away from me." .”
Chi Yu mercilessly opened Gu Yuan's fingers, and snorted: "Gu Yuanyuan, then you have to review yourself, think about why brother insisted on sneaking on you!"
Gu Yuan: "..."
Chi Yu is a "strong monster", even though Gu Yuan was extremely uncooperative, he was taken downstairs by Chi Yu and forced into the "Panda Papa" stroller.
Gu Yuan moved his legs, adjusted a comfortable posture on the narrow baby stroller, raised his eyelids and looked at the remote control in his left hand and the mobile phone in his right. Chi Yu, who was blocking the door of the shop like a door god, was hopeless Lian: "Da Yu, do you think you are childish?"
Chi Yu pressed the start button on the remote control, turned on the camera and pointed it at Gu Yuanyuan who was on the baby stroller, and started recording: "No way, no way?! Gu Yuanyuan, you are too double-standard, my uncle is 29 years old and you don't think much of him Childish, do you think I am 19 years old?"
Gu Yuan fiddled with the buttons on the baby car to turn off the music, and turned the steering wheel to compete with Chi Yu's remote control: "Chi Dayu, you're a little tricky, the 29-year-old is my sweetheart, how do you compare with him?"
Chi Yu: "..." It makes sense, but he couldn't refute it.
After taking enough short videos and photos, he pressed the remote control and competed with Gu Yuanyuan. Gu Yuanyuan slid a few laps in the spacious hall, and finally had enough fun. Chi Yu pressed the stop button, and the phone and The remote control was stuffed into Gu Yuanyuan's arms, and he lifted Gu Yuanyuan down by the collar of his neck, and sat on the baby stroller with his long legs: "Take a picture of me too."
Gu Yuan: "???"
Gu Yuan fiddled with the remote control, and asked with a smile or not: "Da Yu, do you still have this hobby?"
Chi Yu rolled Gu Yuan's eyes angrily: "Stop talking nonsense, just shoot if you are told!"
Even Chi Yu strongly demanded it, so of course Gu Yuan was not polite to him.
Taking the opportunity to press the remote control to walk around Chi Yu for a few times, he held up his phone to help Chi Yu take some photos and videos: "Satisfied?"
Chi Yu rubbed Gu Yuanyuan's small handle hard, and after checking Gu Yuan's "masterpiece", he pointed to the pile of things at the entrance of the hall: "That pile is yours, you clean it up first, and I will clean it up." Your car is coming."
His car is still parked at the gate of Vientiane Hi-Tech Building, which is a little far from here.
Chi Yu has always taken care of the "little straw bag", so Gu Yuan didn't think much about it, and waved his hand to signal Chi Yu to go quickly: "Take the key and lock the door, I have to go upstairs to clean up first."
Chi Yu made an "OK" gesture and told Gu Yuanyuan before leaving: "Clean up quickly, don't use the forum to play with your phone."
【Chi Yu Si Yuan】
Xiaoyu: [Forum Screenshot]
Xiaoyu: [Screenshot from Moments]
Xiaoyu: @大鱼我哥哥 Awesome!
Big Fish: Shoutout.jpg
Big Fish: It’s just average, it’s the third-to-last level in the group
Xiaoyu: @你远宝 asked you if you were moved, if you burst into tears, and if you don’t regret throwing my brother Yu over the wall
You Yuanbao: Touched, no, no regrets
Gu Yuan was really touched.
He thought Chi Yu's order before he went to get the car was his usual mother-in-law. He was quite impatient at the time, but he didn't expect Chi Yu to give him a big bomb in a muffled voice—playing with Chi Yu on a baby car After showing the photos on Moments, he took the screenshots that Uncle Fu liked and posted them directly to the school forum under his real name.
Yandu University>>>Alumni House>>>Alumni Exchange
Topic: Let me tell you about the story about me playing with my elementary school brother from the finance department
RT
First of all, let me introduce myself. I am Chi Yu, Class 46, Grade 01, Department of Finance. I am the Chi Yu who was forcibly smeared by you as a big SB who was regarded as a stepping stone by the "scheming elementary school boy" and didn't know it.
Let me talk about my relationship with the "scheming elementary school brother" and the 33-level seniors
The "scheming elementary school boy" and I are bamboo horses who have played together since we wore diapers. Our relationship is better than many brothers. We skipped classes together, went to clubs, cheated our parents, and fought with us. I believe that alumni who have made a small school can understand it. If you don’t understand it, I will mourn for your lonely childhood.
As for the relationship between the 33-level senior and me, please look at the face yourself. As long as you have normal eyesight, you should be able to tell that we are close relatives. As for how close the relationship is, I'm sorry I have no comment. PS: It's not ulterior motives!The main reason is that I am afraid that after I say it, you will be jealous and eat lemons every day, which is not good for your teeth
After introducing the characters, let’s introduce the tools
【Panda Papa Baby Car】
Cute, right?Just cute!This stroller is what I saw it was so cute, I bought it for my sister
【Shopping Receipt】
Finally, the groundwork is done and we can get to the topic
The cause of the incident: "The scheming elementary school boy" has been a squeamish boy since he was a child, and he is especially afraid of pain. He sprained his foot in the eating place and dared not walk in pain. Swipe his card to buy, buy, buy, and persuade the 33-level seniors to put the "elementary boy" in the baby car
What happened: The "elementary boy" was thin-skinned and refused to cooperate. Then we took a bunch of bamboo shoots and forced him into the baby car. The 33-level senior took him to the shopping center to see the shop he was going to rent. I Go help the "elementary boy" get the car
The result of the incident: The two of them were photographed and posted on the forum. The story was edited wonderfully, and published as dog blood literature, it is estimated that it can occupy the level of TOP123456.
I especially want to ask the little reporter who posted the post, and those who take the rhythm
This matter was originally a little joke between us buddies, how did you manage to make up so many wonderful and bloody stories?Really, the brain hole is really awesome, here I suggest you go to the female frequency to write a novel, maybe you can solve the problem of food and clothing in advance
I also want to ask, this is obviously a movie where three people are evenly matched, why are there only two of them in your photo?Am I too ugly to be photographed?
[Monitoring screenshot of three people and the baby car in the parking lot] [Surveillance video of Chi Yu driving the door in the parking lot, Fu Shengsai and Gu Yuan getting on the baby car]
Finally, I would like to say hello to those who unscrupulously insult the "scheming elementary school boy", have you all forgotten that this is a school forum, and you have registered with your real name [sneering]
Thank you for your hard work, I am forcing Lai Lai to talk a lot of nonsense, and I will give you an easter egg:
[Photo of Gu Yuan riding in a stroller]
[Photo of Chi Yu riding a stroller]
[Video of Gu Yuan riding a baby car]
[Video of Chi Yu riding a baby car]
That's right, I didn't get enough bamboo shoots in the parking lot, and I grabbed bamboo shoots again in the shop that was said to be given to the "scheming elementary school boy" by the 33-level senior Se Lingzhi. recommend everyone to try
Finally, please enjoy the [Shop Lease Contract] [Screenshots of Moments that focus on Fu Sheng’s thumbs up profile]
NO.0金融4601池昱2046-11-0122:15:38
Wow!
I just said that the post was inexplicable, I didn't expect to squat so quickly that my little brother became a bamboo horse in a rage! ~
NO.1就说一句实话2046-11-0122:15:55
Support Chi Yu's three consecutive questions
PS: Little brother, you are not ugly, you look so handsome when you rush to the crown to protect the bamboo horse
NO.2披层皮好说话2046-11-0122:16:03
just finished the meeting
Explain, the "elementary brother" is my younger brother
NO.3顾泽2046-11-0122:17:01
Ah ah ah ah ah
Surprised to see senior Gu Ze, take a group photo in the front row! ! !
NO.4男神堪堪我2046-11-0122:17:03
Gu Yuan didn't expect that his second brother, who almost only had academic research in his heart, would appear in the forum to clarify, or more precisely, to publicly admit their brotherhood.
To be honest, Gu Yuan was a little flattered.
You Yuanbao: Second brother, shall we have dinner together when you return to China?
Gu Yuan didn't say thank you to his second brother, and directly made an appointment with his second brother for a meal.
Gu Ze did not immediately reply to Gu Yuan's message. Gu Yuan guessed that his second brother was probably busy again, so he didn't continue to disturb his second brother, and continued to scroll down the thread. Unexpectedly, there was an unexpected surprise waiting for him ——
I only met "Primary Brother" once, and I was entrusted by @古泽先生 to help "Primary Brother" go through the admission procedures, but was politely rejected by "Primary Brother", without "pointing and scolding", and without any feelings connection
@Please call me little reporter waiting for your public apology
NO.13生命医学4401温易简2046-11-0122:19:11
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Accidentally getting out of the car, can you still imagine love and hatred?
NO.16计算机4502叶宇2046-11-0122:22:22
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No no no no no!I just want to thank the "elementary boy" for lending me my meal card, but I'm going to have an affair with him? ? ?
NO.20管理4403初琛2046-11-0122:25:21
The intersection with elementary school students is limited to clubs, please don't overdo it^_^
NO.21金融4401林辙2046-11-0122:25:45
"Elementary school brother" is not my sister's style. I think that no matter whether you live in a house or not, you should know it. My sister likes @叶宇
NO.22法医4401孟蓝2046-11-0122:25:46
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"Schoolboy" helped me change a tire, and I treated him to a light meal as a token of appreciation, that's all.
NO.24珠宝设计4401晏佳怡2046-11-0122:26:01
wow! ! !
The gods and goddesses are in formal attire! ! "Primary Brothers" line up! ! !
Just ask @please call me little reporter and those who make up stories with rhythm, are you afraid or not! !
NO.25今天遇到我男神了吗2046-11-0122:26:12
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I didn't expect to eat a melon to eat a cool stalk that counterattacks and slaps the face!Dreaming of squatting a 33-level senior, PS: Warmly call "elementary brother" to thank you for formal attire! !
NO.26猹的快乐你不懂2046-11-0122:26:32
Gu Yuan also felt quite face-to-face.
Basically, the seniors and seniors who were @ in the black post pretended to clarify their relationship with him, confirmed that there was no ambiguous relationship between them, and there was no such thing as "he" causing many seniors to die, and they directly hit him mercilessly Face little reporter.
The "foundation" of the black post has been demolished, and the "building" derived from the black post will naturally collapse.
Chi Yu's post, together with the formal attire clarifications of the seniors, saved his reputation as much as possible, and solved the most troublesome problem after the "black post".
This is a very successful public relations.
It's not that he can't think of this kind of public relations plan, but with his current contacts, he can't make the seniors who have been hacked cue pretend to clarify.
Of course, Chi Yu couldn't do it either.
Moreover, Gu Yuan doesn't think Chi Yu has the brains to come up with such a public relations plan.
【Chi Yu Si Yuan】
You Yuanbao: @大鱼 Hand over the expert behind you, be sure to ask him to be worshiped by me
Big fish: deadpan.jpg
Big Fish: I posted the post, so the expert can't be me?
You Yuanbao: Touching the Fish Head.jpg
You Yuanbao: Be sober, you just provided the material, and then copied and pasted it
Small fish: 2333333333333
Xiaoyu: Yes, I prove it! ! !
Xiaoyu: I thought @大鱼 was a hero, but it turned out to be just a puppet in the hands of a hero, hahahahaha
Big Fish: ...
Big Fish: At least I came up with the idea of posting
You Yuanbao: Got it
You Yuanbao: You came up with an impulsive idea, and my uncle made a perfect plan
Big Fish: I didn’t expect my brother-in-law to give me an edited document as soon as I wanted to monitor screenshots.
Big Fish: Look at the row of seniors and sisters in formal attire at the back
Big Fish: If this is not love
Xiaoyu: [Screenshot of forum thread]
Xiaoyu: If this is not love! ! !
Big Fish: I thought my uncle was a scum who didn’t understand love, but he turned out to be a lover
Big Fish: My face is swollen.jpg
Xiaoyu: Big Yu, you are finished, how dare you slander Fu Erge as a scumbag
……
The screenshots Xiaoyu sent to the group were too shocking.
Gu Yuan immediately ignored the two silly fish who were hurting each other in the group, and hurriedly switched back to the school forum, clicked on Chi Yu's post, and quickly turned to the 27th floor.
As Chi Yu said, the alumni forum is a real-name registration forum.
For those who infringe on my reputation@Please call me little reporter@那些吃一瓜@喵喵王王@包相小衣衣@管理老人看手机@今天我是梨香香@通过一下@祭祝我从的三观and others, He must be held accountable to the end and will not be tolerated.
NO.2733级傅笙2046-11-0122:27:12
Gu Yuan read the short two lines several times.
The pretentious disappointment caused by Uncle Fu not going back to the shop with Chi Yu disappeared in an instant. Gu Yuan hugged the red Ahri pillow and smiled, bending his pretty eyebrows.
It's not that Uncle Fu is indifferent to him, but he knows what he needs most now and doesn't want to waste the best public relations time.
Even though Second Uncle Fu wanted to draw a line with him, he quietly helped him solve his most troublesome problem.
Such a good Second Uncle Fu, how could he just be interested in it.
Gu Yuan took Ahri's pillow as a passion and invited Uncle Fu to try it with him. He punched himself hard, quit the forum, connected to the Bluetooth projector, opened WeChat, and sent him a video request to Uncle Fu. .
"beep--"
"beep--"
"beep--"
The other party has accepted the video request and is establishing a network connection.
Link succeeded.
Uncle Fu's figure instantly appeared on the phone screen on the wall opposite Gu Yuan's bed——
Looking at the background behind Uncle Fu, he should be in the office.
He was still wearing the suit he wore when he went to dinner with them at night, without glasses, showing sharp eyebrows and eyes, and with the collar that he tore off the second button and had to open, the whole person had little temperament Five points of gentleness and three points of wildness.
Gu Yuan stared at Uncle Fu who was as tall as the wall, suppressed the crazy and restless hormones, and raised his eyebrows and eyes at the camera: "Uncle."
Fu Sheng temporarily pushed the computer aside, leaned on the back of the chair, and asked in a manly voice, "What's the matter?"
Gu Yuan held his chin and looked at Fu Sheng with a smile: "Are you still working overtime?"
Fu Sheng smiled.
Raising his eyelids and squinting at the child of the Gu family who was pretending to be stupid with him, he tapped on the table with his fingers and reprimanded with a little impatience: "If you have something to talk about, hang up if you have nothing to do, don't just talk about it."
What an energetic man, but he is so difficult to deal with.
With a small hook hanging in Gu Yuan's sight, he flew towards his second uncle Fu through the camera: "Uncle, you know that the more you do this, the more energetic you are, and you do it on purpose. I really suspect that you are catching me on purpose." .”
Fu Sheng sneered: "Gu Yuanyuan, if you have nothing to do, look in the mirror more often."
Gu Yuan: "..."
Gu Yuan snorted softly, deliberately put his face close to the camera, and filled the entire screen with his pretty face: "May I take a picture of my uncle's eyes?"
Fu Sheng: "..."
The children of the Gu family are very energetic, but it's really difficult to deal with.
Through the screen, Gu Yuan gave Uncle Fu a wink in the blink of an eye.
Caught off guard and sending out a wave of beautifying crit, Gu Yuan slowly leaned back on the head of the bed, and with a smile, he asked Uncle Fu whose eyes had darkened: "Please give me an objective evaluation, as long as I'm good enough to think about it." A little bit?"
Fu Sheng lit a cigarette slowly, took a deep puff, calmly digested the beauty shock he had just received, and said in a casual way: "Gu Yuanyuan, I still have work to do, and I don't have time to make trouble with you. .”
The man avoided answering again, shifting the focus.
Gu Yuan looked at his second uncle Fu meaningfully through the screen, and chuckled: "Uncle, is the work you want to deal with related to me?"
Fu Sheng held a cigarette in his hand and made a gesture to hang up the communication: "No, I hung up."
"Hey hey! Don't hang up!"
Gu Yuan embraced the pillow and leaned towards the phone mirror, and the collar of the wide home clothes slid down, revealing half of his shoulders, but he didn't realize it, "Uncle, give me a chance to thank you."
Fu Sheng raised his eyebrows, glanced calmly at the straight collarbone of the Gu family child, and politely looked away: "No, it's not for you."
Gu Yuan tilted his head, looked at Uncle Fu who was duplicity again with a smile, and slowly raised his ipad to the phone camera: "Uncle, do you want me to read the above content to you?"
On the screen of the ipad is a screenshot of the group chat record, the part where Chi Yu "betrayed" his uncle.
Fu Sheng glanced at the content of the chat record, and said without changing his face: "Don't think too much, Chi Yu rashly wanted to post a post to clarify it for you, and I helped him improve it."
"Oh--"
Gu Yuan dragged his voice "Oh", with a smile that was not a smile, "The uncle's hands are very fast, and he edited the post for him with a 'shua', and made so many seniors and sisters appear in formal clothes in 5 minutes. It's in the post."
As he said that, Gu Yuan gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely, "My uncle is really awesome!"
"Don't dare to take credit..." Fu Sheng looked at the delicate eyebrows and eyes of the Gu family child calmly, flicked the cigarette ash with his fingers, and said in a calm voice, "I didn't contact those seniors and sisters of yours. If you want to thank you, thank your second brother." .”
Gu Yuan squinted his eyes and looked at his second uncle Fu.
He didn't quite believe his second uncle Fu's words, but now he had no way of verifying it, so he could only look for clues from his second uncle Fu's expression, but it was a pity that his second uncle Fu was too good at pretending, so he didn't find any lies.
Gu Yuan let go of this for the time being, logged into the Q1Q account with an ipad, opened the substitute class group he just "lurked" into tonight, turned to the group message records after 10:30, and said with a smile: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah, I feel like I've discovered the Huadian! Tell me, I'm not alone!"
"The 33-level seniors@ are not all those who violated his reputation! Several of them are from the junior students!"
"It's more than that! Didn't you find out? When the 33rd-level senior @人, all the vests that disrespected the juniors were not circled, and they were all summed up by the word 'waiting'!"
"The senior at level 33 is such a gentleman! It's a shame! Even when he puts on a formal post, he looks like a veteran cadre. No wonder someone said in the black post yesterday that he is serious!"
"Compared to a gentleman, I
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