Are you straight guys like this?

"When I was young, Jiang Yun and the others are coming soon, do you want to change clothes?"

There are a lot of people in the living room of Shen's family. The aunts in the kitchen are preparing ingredients. Tonight, they will have a family BBQ in the backyard. Mother Shen and Aunt Shen are chatting, and they think of something in the middle of the chat, and they turn to Shen Shi and said.

Shen Shi was lazily wearing light-colored home clothes, with water stains on his top, sitting on the single sofa, playing with his niece.

The little girl wore two shofar braids, holding a Barbie doll in her hand, and said to him in a childlike voice: "Brother, this is Barbie, she is three years old, the same age as Yaya, she likes to eat meat... Don't like, don't like eating carrots."

"Call uncle."

Shen Shi picked up the blanket that was about to be kicked off beside her, and asked Shen's mother by the way: "When will they arrive?"

Jiang Yun was a crazy person, failed to get into a domestic university, and was thrown to the United States by his father who didn't see him or bother him.

Before I came back this time, I was clamoring in a small group of people that I wanted to go out, sing karaoke, drink, and play mahjong. It was very useless.

Shen's mother glanced at the phone, "There are still ten minutes."

Only then did Shen Shi get up: "I'm going to change clothes."

He picked up his phone and glanced at WeChat on the way upstairs.

Yu Ting suddenly sent him a picture 10 minutes ago.

The picture shows stir-fried green vegetables, vegetarian stir-fried beans, shredded cabbage, patted cucumbers, stewed vegetables and a bottle of Sprite.

A table full of green.

It looks very unappetizing.

[Yu Ting]: Hehehe.

[Yu Ting]: Guess what I ate tonight?

[Yu Ting]: Dangdang——stir-fried green vegetables, vegetarian fried beans, hand-shredded cabbage, patted cucumbers, stewed vegetables, isn’t it very hearty?

[Yu Ting]: I guess you definitely don't want to eat it, right?

Shen Shi raised his eyebrows, and simply and neatly set his message to 'Do Not Disturb'.

Yu Ting always goes crazy for a few days every month, he is used to it.

The night in Beijing is pitch black, and the night is so dark that it seems to be able to drip ink.

Ye Li received Fa Xiao, talked happily with Fa Xiao for a while, and then prepared to find a restaurant for dinner.

Fa Xiao served hard labor in London for a year, and now he only wants to taste the eight major cuisines of the motherland.

The restaurants near Airport Road are expensive and not tasty.

The two took a taxi and headed to the city center.

The nightlife in the capital city has just begun, the roadside lights are feasting and the neon lights are flickering. The two found a cheap and affordable private restaurant. There are many people in the restaurant, and the tables are separated by screens.

The strong aroma of food wafted in the air, and seven or eight men on the table next to them were laughing, drinking, and guessing.

An Yu was filled with emotion: "This is life."

Ye Li took off his coat, took the ipad of the restaurant to order, "Do you want to eat boiled fish?"

An Yu immediately forgot the emotion just now, leaned her head over and said enthusiastically: "More boiled pork, spicy fried chicken, and West Lake beef soup."

Ye Li finished ordering one by one, added a few more light dishes, paid, and handed the tablet to the waiting waiter.

An Yu was either sleeping or in a daze along the way, full of energy. As soon as the waiter left, his eyes lit up and urged Ye Li: "Hurry up, what's going on with your roommate?"

The shocking gossip happened right next to him, and it was Ye Li who he had suspected was the least likely to fall in love.

How could he endure this, he had restrained himself if he didn't fly back from London that day.

Ye Li looked at him helplessly, and said in a low voice, "...he is chasing me."

"Wow—" The lights in the store are warm yellow, and there is a yellow lantern outside each private box. The lights shine on Ye Li's side, smudged his soft and quiet side face, An Yu admired it After a while, I asked him excitedly: "Then did you agree?"

Ye Li: "...No."

"No?" An Yu: "Huh? You don't like him?"

Ye Li paused, his eyes fell on the flat tablecloth of the dining table, and after a long time, he slowly said, "I'm not sure either."

What he understands is the soaring adrenaline, disordered nerves, rapid heartbeat and excess hormones.

It's the feeling of not wanting to be with someone all the time.

But when he faced Shen Shi, he didn't have any special reaction except that his heartbeat would always be out of balance.

On the premise that he is not sure that he can give the other party the same liking, he will not rashly choose to fall in love.

"What's the trouble with this?" An Yu looked at him with her chin on her hands: "Whether you like someone or not, of course you have to talk first before you know."

"If you like it, keep talking. If you don't like it, break up. However, falling in love is just a chance for two people to continue to develop. Marriage is the way to really take responsibility."

"Huh?" Ye Li's spirit was greatly shocked: "Would this be bad?"

An Yu: "What's wrong? It's just a relationship. If you feel that you really don't like him, you can just break up. What's the age, can he not let you break up?"

Ye Li's mind printed Shen Shi's handsome and indifferent face, but concealed a strong desire for dominance, and his eyelids twitched: "I think..."

He really is.

The private restaurant served the food very quickly, but what he hadn't said was interrupted by the waiter, who smiled sweetly and said softly, "You two, your dishes are here, be careful not to burn them."

The boiled fish splashed with hot oil was placed in the middle of the dining table, An Yu's eyes lit up, and he moved his chopsticks excitedly. When the spicy fish came into his mouth, he was moved to tears.

"Made, it's so fucking delicious... Do you know what kind of life I lived in the potato country? How can someone in Made eat potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato wedges, baked potatoes, French fries... what to eat What, I seriously doubt they're all that bald."

Ye Li was amused by him, swallowed the words in his mouth, and gave him a piece of meat without thorns in the belly of the fish, "I will bring you back tomorrow."

An Yu nodded again and again: "Yeah!"

Another dish of spicy fried chicken was served, and he was about to pick up some vegetables, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a table next to him which was full of green food, and a tightly wrapped man was sitting under the bamboo curtain, his facial features were faintly visible, he looked like he had never eaten vegetarian in his life, including Tears ate two big mouthfuls, and even drank a mouthful of Sprite after eating.

The scary thing is that he still took pictures of a table of food, standing up, sideways, holding up... It felt so sad that he was about to go to the guillotine after eating this meal.

"?"

An Yu looked at it with sympathy.

Dude, are you back from Africa?

At the end of the meal, it began to snow again outside the window.

The sky and the earth are silver and white, and the wind is cold, but the restaurant is full of heat and noisy.

An Yu drank cold beer lazily, and after talking about his boring life studying abroad, he asked about Ye Li and Shen Shi, "Speaking of which, what does your roommate look like?"

The management of the campus forums of Peking University is very strict, and students with uncertified student numbers are not allowed to enter.

He once thought about spending a lot of money to buy an account that can eat melons, but after searching, he found that there was not even one that sold an account. In addition, his former roommate who was insane came to harass him frantically, this matter can only be temporarily on hold.

Ye Li also drank some beer with him, he wasn't drunk, but his reaction was a bit slow, it took him a long time to find out his phone, and looked through the forum.

Seeing this, An Yu sat down beside him, resting her chin on his shoulder, like a little sloth, wobbly watching him click into the big picture, and in the next second, a handsome and extraordinary face without any concealment appeared impressively. appears on the screen.

An Yu almost spit out a mouthful of beer: "...Pfft, cough cough——"

"Fuck!" He shuddered and sat up straight suddenly, looking at Ye Li's dazed and half-patted face, "Ye Xiaoran, tell me how high your standards are, you are so cruel to reject such a handsome guy." ?!"

Ye Li didn't know why, so after eating and drinking, she even lowered her voice softly: "...I didn't reject him."

An Yu gasped, and held his face: "Tell Mom, where are you?"

"Not yet," Ye Li said, "...I told him that he is still in the regularization stage."

An Yu was dumbfounded, her heart was filled with admiration, and she opened her mouth as if she had met him for the first time: "Fuck, I didn't expect that... Ye Xiaoran, in this respect, maybe I have to call you Brother Sheng."

This is no more than the other party can catch.

Excited, he pinched Ye Li's face, leaned on his shoulder and urged: "What's going on? You are not the kind of person who can try with others. What happened to you two before this, please tell me. I want to know the details!!!”

Damn, he regrets it so much!

I knew that the third year of senior high school has worked hard... Isn't it just a Beijing University, if he is admitted--

An Yu suddenly woke up.

And dispelled his unrealistic delusion.

Ye Li hiccupped, and under An Yu's expectant and nervous gaze, slowly said: "I told him that I am frigid."

"Wow, cow, cow, how can you still-"

An Yu paused: "Huh?"

"???"

He looked blank: "Wait? What did you tell him?"

Ye Li repeated: "I am frigid."

An Yu: "..."

An Yu: "..."

"No," he sat up straight suddenly, his eyes moved down uncontrollably, and fell between Ye Li's legs, and he said in panic: "This is not a nonsense... When did it happen? Mom, why don't you?" You know? Fuck, bum, bum, this... can this be cured? Is it because of psychological reasons?"

"Fuck - I've only been away for a year, why are you still cold? Baby, is it because you can't get hard or something... Ah, no, it's okay to say, anyway, our two families are already extinct - Bah, bah, bah, this problem is still very serious, this..."

An Yu's mind was blank, and he almost stretched out his hand to touch it. When he regained his senses, he held back and stared at Ye Li like a landslide, his eyes gradually lost their light: "My treasure... When did you find out? , Did the doctor prescribe you any medicine?"

"It's okay." Ye Li shook his head, and said sternly, "After Shen Shi kissed me later, I felt it."

"That's good, that's good, if you feel it—"

Ok?

An Yu's face was blank again, and after a few seconds, he lowered his head sluggishly, like a clockwork puppet: "Baby, can you say it again?"

Ye Li: "Oh, after I told Shen Shi that I might be sexually frigid, and Shen Shi kissed me, I reacted, and he also reacted."

An Yu: "..."

An Yu: "..."

He almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and after a long time, tremblingly holding Ye Li's arm, he took a deep breath and swallowed the congestion in his throat.

"Baby," he questioned his soul, "...do you think this makes sense?"

Not to mention whether there is any reaction.

Why don't you go to see a doctor when you are sick and ask that Shen Shi to help you treat it?

His forehead twitched, he held Ye Li's hand, and said in despair: "Honey, did you check Baidu again?"

Ye Li nodded honestly, "Yes."

An Yu was heartbroken: "Did I tell you, don't look at Baidu if you have nothing to do, water will boil at [-] degrees, people will die at [-] degrees, this software is very dangerous!"

"I know," Ye Li patted his hand, "I also used Post Bar to assist in the investigation."

An Yu: "..."

An Yu: "...Pfft."

This old blood was spurted out after all.

Have you used all the two major poisons/tumors of the Internet? ? ?

What do you want me to say?

An Yu felt that she had aged several hundred years. The Chinese cabbage that she had worked so hard to raise had been humiliated by a pig before she even had a title. He was hot-blooded, and angrily held Ye Li's hand and stood up, "Made... ...This Shen Shi...Made!"

Ye Li: "Don't swear."

An Yu manually blocked the related words: "Okay, beep-beep-this is Shen Shi-beep!"

Ye Li: "..."

"Baby," he took a deep breath, leaned over Ye Li's shoulders, and said through gritted teeth, "Don't worry, I'm here, Ma-beep-beep-I will definitely protect you!"

Madden, what have you done to my cabbage!

Doesn't your conscience ache? !

Sure enough, the more handsome a man looks, the worse his heart will be!

Hold! ! !

Ye Li reacted slowly, and nodded: "Okay."

An Yu dressed him angrily, like a worried old mother, "Put more on, let's go, let's go home."

"What about your luggage?"

"It's okay, I have asked the airport to mail my luggage to our house."

Ye Li was pulled up by him, squinted his eyes, and yawned sleepily.

At this moment, in the box next to them.

Yu Ting was holding the phone, and Brother Yu's voice on the phone was cold: "Yu Ting, where are you? Lost it?"

"...No, hug." Yu Ting murmured.

Brother Yu: "?"

Brother Yu: "What are you talking about, talk well."

"Take it."

Brother Yu: "...Yu Ting, why are you crazy?"

"...read it."

Brother Yu suppressed his anger: "Yu Ting, I'm at the airport right now, get the hell out of here."

"We live together." Yu Ting's voice became more and more angry.

Brother Yu: "..."

Brother Yu: "Yu Ting, if you don't come here again, you will die."

Yu Ting got up tremblingly, with staggering steps, as far as he could see, there was heavy snow all over the sky, holding hands with the two boys who were waiting for the bus by the side of the road together in the snow.

The scene just now flashed before his eyes.

That strange boy hugged Ye Li's shoulder, held Ye Li's hand, looked at Ye Li's place, touched Ye Li's face...

Shen Shi.

... 500 yuan is really not enough.

Pale and weak, he hung up on brother Yu's phone, and slowly opened Shen Shi's WeChat.

[Yu Ting]: [Transfer - 1000 yuan]

[Yu Ting]: Brother.

[Yu Ting]: I tried my best.

The remaining five hundred is his brother's wish.

After hesitating for a few seconds, he clicked on another blue software.

[Yu Ting]: [Please listen to music together - Stefanie Sun - "Green Light"~]

[Yu Ting]: Brother.

[Yu Ting]: I really tried my best.

……

Shen's Mansion

There is no snow in Haicheng.

Starry night sky.

The temperature in the backyard is relatively high, the charcoal stove is sizzling with raw oysters and scallops, the dim night lights are hung in clusters on the grape trellis, the women are smiling and chatting, and the men are grilling meat and preparing ingredients, and there is nothing worth hundreds of millions. Sense of distance.

It was late at night and the children were asleep, which was the time for the Shen family to relax.

Shen Shi is also grilling oysters, Shen's mother loves to eat them.

Jiang Yun leaned beside him, dancing and trying her best to sell him how fun it was to have a hot spring mansion in the south of the city, and persuade him to go with her.

"No." He said lazily.

Jiang Yun is a handsome guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He didn't know what to say, so he said, "Why? Do you know how hard it was for me to get the ticket? This hotel has only been open for a year, and it has been rated as the number one in the country. You Really don’t want to go in and have a look?”

Shen Shi raised his eyebrows: "No. [-] in the country?"

"That's right," Jiang Yun said, "That's awesome!"

"Not interested." Shen Shi turned over the grill on the other side and sprinkled some cumin on the mutton skewers. His tone of voice was still the same, but somehow it made people feel a little bit of joy: "I've been to better ones."

Jiang Yun: "?"

Jiang Yun: "???"

No, why am I suddenly full?

He walked away from Shen Shi with an embarrassed face, and went to lobby others. Several cousins ​​of the same age were all busy, dealing with the sudden concern of their parents while grilling meat. Seeing Jiang Yun was annoying, and kicked him to Shen Shi again. .

Jiang Yun walked to Shen Shi's side in distress, and found that Shen Shi's cell phone on the chair was on, and several messages appeared one after another.

"Shen Shi, your phone is ringing." He handed the phone to Shen Shi.

Shen Shi took it, casually clicked on the message and glanced at it, and found that Yu Ting started to go crazy again in the middle of the night.

Probably insane.

All the money in the stomach was spit out.

"Who is it?" Jiang Yun asked curiously.

He threw the phone back on the chair, and said in a flat tone, "I don't know."

Jiang Yun: "?"

Jiang Yun: "Oh, harassing WeChat, right?"

He looked enviously at Shen Shi's face. Under the moonlight, Shen Shi's facial features were clear and distinct, with deep brows and eyes, and a cold temperament. Because of the barbecue, he rolled up his sleeves, his forearm was pale and smooth, full of firm strength.

When several relatives came to Shen's house, they would praise Shen Shi all the time, wishing that Shen Shi was his own son.

He pursed his lips, feeling a little gloating, no matter how handsome he was, Shen Shi's cold and arrogant personality, with his eyes above the top, was probably doomed.

"Hey," he sighed pretendingly, "I don't know what my girlfriend is doing right now? Maybe she's still playing outside, I'd better call her to make sure, it's so late, how dangerous it is to be alone .”

Out of the corner of his eye, Shen Shi, who was grilling, paused.

He raised his eyelids, glanced leisurely at Jiang Yun, and turned the grill unhurriedly: "It's all over—"

Jiang Yun couldn't help but listen carefully.

Shen Shi's tone was casual and condescending, full of an inexplicable sense of superiority: "You just think of your girlfriend?"

Jiang Yun: "?"

Jiang Yun: "???"

ill.

It's like saying you know what your girlfriend is doing.

He turned around and left, staggering from the back, as if he was going to call his girlfriend.

Glancing at his back, Shen Shi took the phone again.

On the WeChat page, there is a message he sent to Ye Li half an hour ago.

-have you slept?

There was no reply.

Judging from Ye Li's regular schedule, he must have fallen asleep by now.

Shen Shi lowered his eyes, and tapped Ye Li's WeChat avatar on the screen, his eyes were gentle and calm.

good night.

Ye Li.