Are you straight guys like this?

There is a smell of rice in the corridor.

Xiaopang and Brother Shu didn't eat in the cafeteria. It was a cold day, and they went back to the dormitory to turn on the heating and eat while watching dramas. This is a necessary procedure for contemporary male college students.

Whether a meal is delicious or not depends on whether the video of the meal is good or not.

Brother Shu brought the keys. He has a habit of drinking cold ones in winter. The iced lemon tea is soaked with water vapor, and Xiaopang's teeth are sore, so he can't help but tighten his clothes.

"Aren't you cold?"

Brother Shu: "It's not cold at all. You'll only feel refreshed after drinking it."

Xiaopang couldn't understand: "Your teeth are really good."

In the milk tea shop, Brother Shu is not the only one who drinks iced drinks. Xiao Pang holds three cups of hot milk tea, two cups of three-point sugar, and one cup of normal sugar.

The normal candy is for him to drink, and the three-point candy is for Shen Shi and Ye Li.

Both Shen Shi and Ye Li don't like sweets, they are worthy of being a couple, even their tastes are almost the same.

Thinking of Shen Shi and Ye Li, Xiaopang remembered something, he frowned, lowered his voice on purpose, and cautiously said to Brother Shu who was playing with his mobile phone: "Hey, do you feel that after soaking in the hot spring, Ye Li It's a bit weird with Shen Shi."

"Is there?" To a certain extent, Brother Shu is the real iron man in the whole dormitory. He has an inexplicable expression on his face: "The two of them are not tired of crooked every day."

"It's just that the two of them haven't gotten tired of each other in the past two days, which makes me feel strange," Xiaopang said, "Yesterday and today, I didn't see them together much."

Brother Shu was speechless, and was about to scold him for being unfounded, when he glanced at the phone from the corner of his eye, his expression suddenly changed: "Wait...it seems to be true!"

Fatty followed his line of sight and lowered his head, saw the blue side of the campus forum - [Is there something wrong between Ye Li and Shen Shi? 】

The minds of the two tensed at the same time, and they immediately stopped solemnly.

……

Host: [I declare in advance that I am not suffering from pink eye, but I just accidentally discovered that Ye Li and Shen Shi did not go to and from get out of class together in the past two days.I am one of the painting majors who eat melons. These two days, Ye Li has always left the classroom early, and I have never seen Shen Shi come to pick him up. Is there something wrong with them?Can someone in the know tell me? 】

1L: Downstairs

2L: If the elder brother doesn’t say it, I won’t say it either.

3L: You don’t say anything, and neither do I

4L: Then let me say okay, the poster, you still say that you are not pink eyed, why are you staring at other young couples every day?People eat your rice?

5L: There's no need for the upstairs to be so aggressive. If there is a problem, why don't you let me talk about it?

6L: I have opened my eyes, it is reasonable to pry into other people's private life

7L: I can smell the sour gas from the landlord and 5L in Hanyang Building

8L: I can smell it in Lover's Lake

9L: I can smell it in Mingzhilou

10L: Coordinates at Mingli Building, Chinese art history in the last class, Ye Li’s classmate, [picture.jpg], the picture is just to let the host know, like you, let alone Shen Shi and Ye Li, I can’t even see it Up, PS: Don’t pretend to be a painting professional, it’s disgusting

11L: I borrowed a picture from the building next door, [picture.jpg], the host opened your dog eyes to see clearly, those who disassembled my cp ate instant noodles without seasoning packets, and never had paper in the toilet

……

Brother Shu clicked on the big pictures of the two pictures in turn.

The first picture should have been taken casually, but there were only two blurred figures, one in front of the other, leaving quietly through the back door at the same time.

The boy walking in front was tall, wearing a simple jacket, and carrying a light gray schoolbag in his hand; the boy who was a little behind was wearing a cotton jacket of the same color and a baseball cap, and followed him relaxedly.

The second picture should have been taken yesterday.

The location is Lover's Lake.

The lake was sparkling, and Ye Li was sitting on the chair by the lake with his head down, looking down, looking in a bad mood, Shen Shi squatted in front of him, and was tying his shoelaces.

The ironclad evidence was so strong that people in the building immediately began to mock the host and the fifth floor.

……

15L: Oh, it turned out that the reason why Shen Shi didn't come to pick up Ye Li was because he was "reading with him". What a pity, the two of them not only didn't have any problems, but even got worse.

16L: There is no need to be so euphemistic in the tone of the upstairs. Manually help you with the poster. Isn’t the poster a major in painting?You don't even know about the things that people accompany you to study with?You really listen carefully in class.

17L: Laughing to death, there are so many sweet pictures from the building next door, but if the owner has seen it, he will not be in this barber shop

18L: What does barber shop mean? [scratching head.jpg]

19L: Homophony, you won’t go crazy here [狗头.jpg]

20L: The case has been solved. The host is so upset that he has never opened the building next door. Here, I suggest that the host engrave 'I am not pink eye' on his forehead, so as not to misunderstand you ovo

21L: Hahaha, sister, you are really bad

22L: Go back upstairs, I'm a male, 1cm tall, four-pack abs, pass the physical examination report, clean past love history (PS: who has Ye Li's WeChat account)

23L: ...

24L: ...

25L: ...

26L: No, handsome guy, you came here to pry a corner? (PS: I don't have one)

27L: Yeah, I thought I had a chance, Madd wasted my efforts (PS: I beg for a lot of money!)

28L: Speechless, gays don’t come to this barbershop (PS: But I really don’t)

29L: There is really no end to the day-to-day. They are all fishing, right? (PS: I want it too)

30L: What's so good about Ye Li?It's inexplicable, isn't it all when it blows and sinks before?Now that the wind direction has changed so fast, is he starting to lick Ye Li? ? ? [Picture.jpg] (PS: Give me a beautiful photo of Ye Li, send it to me on WeChat, and give you the original picture)

31L: ...Uh, I'm not the only one who thinks Ye Li is like that, right? (PS: It’s okay if you don’t have WeChat button, please hurry!)

32L: Seeing this, I can't help but speak out, is the quality of the current gay scene like this?Where is the morality, where is the bottom line, where is the three views, and who is Ye Li on WeChat? ? ?

33L: Well, let me remind everyone above that Meng 1, the real-name authentication of the forum, Shen Shi has the authority (PS: You really ate the bear's heart and leopard courage)

34L: ...

35L: ………

36L: Fuck, forgot.

In the next second, Brother Shu, who was about to send a message, saw a prompt pop up—[This post contains harmful information and has been deleted by administrator 777. Some accounts will be banned for 30 days. 】

Brother Tree: ...

Brother Shu: ... Shen Shi, you are really fast.

He put away his phone with a natural expression, and exchanged a glance with Xiaopang, who was also ready to move. Both of them felt a little guilty: "Hey, what's going on with these gays now... are they all so rich? 200 yuan is just for a We chat number?"

Fatty: "That's right, this circle is too chaotic... Doesn't Ye Li have a WeChat account, which is dedicated to young people's study."

Almost in the dormitory, the two of them shut their mouths at the same time and pushed open the door.

In the bedroom, the bed curtain was not drawn.

In the evening, the dim skylight shines through the clouds, and the bright street lamps outside the dormitory building can be vaguely seen. The street lamps smudge the skinny tree trunks, creating a bleak winter scene.

From time to time, there were sounds of laughter, beating and scolding in the corridor.

Brother Shu turned back to close the door, turned around, and saw Ye Li had climbed into bed early, lying on the bedside, talking to Shen Shi with a tired face.

Shen Shi stood under his bed, his voice was low and gentle, when passing by, he could still hear him asking Ye Li vaguely: "Does it still hurt?"

Ye Li lowered his eyes, his slender, phoenix eyes were slightly curved, his eyelashes were like crow feathers, dark and slender, his skin was very fair, his hair was black, and he was dressed in light gray home clothes. Will calm down involuntarily.

No wonder so many gays in the building are crazy.

Brother Shu can't wait to take a picture of the two of them for the group of gays to see - don't even think about it, these two are tired and crooked.

"Ye Li, milk tea," Xiaopang's voice came from under the bed, Ye Li looked over and smiled: "Did you bring it for me?"

Xiao Pang smiled: "Yes, it's three points sweet, and this cup is for a long time."

Ye Li is in a bad mood recently, he brought milk tea for Ye Li specially, when he thought of Shen Shi when he bought it, he brought a cup for Shen Shi by the way.

Ye Li took the milk tea, her earlobes turned inexplicably red: "Thank you."

Shen Shi also took the milk tea, and said to Xiaopang: "I bought some green grapes, you can share it with Brother Shu."

"Don't you two eat?" Xiaopang asked.

With a "pop", Ye Li inserted the milk tea and took a sip. The oolong tea combined with the aroma of milk easily melted the mood. He said to Xiaopang: "We have eaten it."

Xiaopang then nodded: "Okay, I'll go wash."

Brother Shu sat on a chair and found a variety show for dinner.

He turned up his voice very loudly, and the sound of Xiaopang washing grapes could still be heard from the balcony. Amidst the noisy sound, Ye Li gently rubbed his hair when he was subdued.

He pursed his lips, trying to hide, but held back, the milk tea was taken by Shen Shi, and Shen Shi raised his head to look at him, his eyes were dark and deep, like a bottomless black hole, filled with strange emotions, low Said: "It really doesn't hurt anymore?"

Ye Li's voice was even lower, and he looked at him embarrassedly and helplessly: "...don't keep asking."

Shen Shi seemed to smile, hummed, and asked him softly: "When can I become a regular?"

Ye Li took the milk tea from him, blinked his eyes, his black and clear pupils were as clean as water, he lay on the bed, and didn't answer directly: "Let's talk."

Anyway, not now.

Shen Shi was not in a hurry, but continued to ask him indifferently: "You can only kiss after you become a regular, right?"

Ye Li nodded heavily: "Yes."

He thought of what he said to Shen Shi in Lover's Lake yesterday, and repeated it uncomfortably: "...you promised, you will keep a distance from me."

He was really angry the day before yesterday, and because of the pain in his chest, his eyes almost turned red in front of Shen Shi.

Shen Shi squatted in front of him, made a serious self-repentance, and seriously admitted that he was poor in skills, inexperienced, and a virgin. Laughing, she was finally coaxed by Shen Shi, and made a three-pronged agreement with him.

[Three Chapters of the Covenant]:

1. After Shen Shi, you can't take him casually.

2. After Shen Shi, you can't kiss him casually.

3. Before Shen Shi became a regular, he was not allowed to touch anywhere except his hair.

That's right, chasing people has to look like chasing people.

Shen Shi is also well aware of this.

"I remember," hearing the emotion in his voice, Shen Shi comforted him, and then said casually: "Recently, Yu Ting told me that the WeChat IDs of many people in our class have been leaked, what about your class?"

Ye Li was taken aback: "Wechat ID was leaked?"

"Well, I heard that there are some MLM companies." Shen Shi paused, and said slowly: "They can obtain other people's WeChat IDs from some channels, and then use them to defraud. One account can be defrauded at least 200 yuan."

Ye Li was suddenly angry. He still remembered the 200 yuan he was scammed by the Internet: "...I said why so many people added me recently."

"Huh?" Shen Shi casually raised his eyelids and looked at him: "A lot of people add you?"

"Yes, and they still know the name." Ye Li didn't know what to think, and sat up nervously: "...and pretended to be classmates with me."

Shen Shi said concisely: "Don't pay attention to them."

"I ignored them," Ye Li said with lingering fear, "Fortunately, I have a strong sense of anti-fraud."

Shen Shi: "Did you download the anti-fraud app?"

"Oh," Ye Li was stunned, handed him the milk tea, and found out the phone: "I'll download it now."

Shen Shi: "Don't answer calls from strangers."

"I know," Ye Li said, "I don't answer any numbers I don't know."

Xiaopang, who happened to pass by after washing the grapes and listened to the whole process: ...

Brother Shu who thought that the sound of the variety show was turned on so loudly that he couldn’t hear anything: ………

——The biggest liar is right in front of you, Ye Xiaoran!

Cannibal's mouth was soft, Xiaopang was silent for two seconds, and left silently;

With short hands, Brother Shu took a look and bowed his head silently.

Shen Shi, a man who can silence the whole dormitory.

That night, exactly eleven o'clock.

The lights in bedroom 211 were turned off.

The four people in dormitory 211 have good work and rest habits. Regardless of whether they are sleeping or not, the lights must be turned off at [-] o'clock. Everyone lies on the bed and plays with their mobile phones.

When Ye Li was about to fall asleep in a daze, she vaguely noticed that Shen Shi, who was opposite the bed, was holding a computer, not knowing what he was looking at.

The faint fluorescent light shone on his face, outlining Shen Shi's handsome and three-dimensional facial features.

He looked indifferent, sliding the mouse calmly.

Ye Li was drowsy and fell asleep completely.

……

At this moment.

The distant dormitory building of the Department of Finance.

Holding the phone numbly, Yu Ting paused, gnashed his teeth, and typed tremblingly.

-[Can you say that again. ]

"Didi".

WeChat vibrated, and the opposite side showed that the computer was online.

[Shen Shi]: Transfer - 500 yuan.

[Shen Shi]: Where can I find same-sex tutorial films?

Yu Ting: ...

Yu Ting: ...

Overjoyed and furious, Yu Ting almost suffocated himself to death. The three roommates left in the dormitory were playing games online, and the mouse was about to be smashed.

[Yu Ting]: Please, how do I know? ? ?I am a straight man.

[Yu Court]: The transfer has been received - 500 yuan.

[Yu Ting]: Give me 10 minutes, I will settle this matter.

[Shen Shi]: Yes.

[Shen Shi]: Transfer - 200 yuan.

[Shen Shi]: Be more specific.

Yu Ting's scalp was numb, fuck, as a straight man with strong bones, where could he find a same-sex tutorial film, just thinking about it, he felt ants crawling on his body, an indescribable feeling Buttocks feel cool.

[Yu Ting]: Ma De, why are you so busy.

[Yu Court]: The transfer has been received - 200 yuan.

[Yu Ting]: Give me 10 minutes, I will settle this matter.

[Shen Shi]: Yes.

……

Ten minutes later, Yu Ting appeared on time. He seemed to have aged ten years, and he lost his soul when typing, and he didn't even add punctuation marks.

[Yu Ting]: There is a place, you can go and see

[Yu Ting]: Gay bar

[Yu Ting]: One is called—[Excuse me, in this case, is my friend's friend still a straight man? ] post, someone sells a tutorial for 2 G

In the bedroom, Shen Shi's expression gradually became thoughtful.

... two G's.

He responded with an 'um'.

Soon, a certain post bar was downloaded on the computer.

The blue and white software has a fresh color scheme, and the school's network speed is fast. The download and installation was completed in 5 minutes. Shen Shi entered the four words [gay bar] in the search bar, and saw the hottest posts that were pushed to the homepage at a glance.

——[In this case, is my friend's friend still considered straight? 】

【Hajso】: The situation is like this...

Shen Shi was not interested in reading these, so he dragged the post to the end, and found an ID named [Liu Shui Yi Yi] under the reply with the most likes.

[流水意思]: The host is going straight, let’s get down to it—you can practice if you can’t live well, two G data on the cloud disk, the host can add me to WeChat for a detailed chat.

...that's him.

Shen Shi clicked on the homepage of [Liu Shui Yi] and chose to chat privately.

[Shen]: Hello, how much is the two G materials.

Liu Shui intends to surf online, and replied quickly: [Oh, you are the friend who said 'friend is very confused'? ]

Shen Shi paused, remembering Yu Ting's lack of language description ability, and replied: [Yes. ]

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