Are you straight guys like this?

Facts have proved that straight men must be analyzed by professionals.

In the evening, Ye Li took a shower and sat on the bed with a serious face. The light in the bedroom was warm and yellow, and he opened a certain blue and white software with slightly damp hair.

[gay bar]

——[Take a look at my idiot ex who has kidney deficiency/go to bed early and eight WeChat trumpets]

——[The status quo of homosexuality, wandering everywhere, no one and no one to rely on]

——[Could all the wretched straight men die, Ma De is the most annoyed by the idiot straight men who flirt with me and let me show my thighs]

——[Marriage Notice, I am 189cm, 28cm, gentle personality, dedicated and affectionate, sincerely looking for a boyfriend, just want to give you the taste of home]

Ye Li looked at several posts on the homepage one by one, and nodded calmly, um, you've come to the right place.

Taking a deep breath, he was about to post, but a prompt popped up on the page——

[This post must reach lv.3~]

Ye Li: "..."

Embarrassed, Ye Li looked for some decent posts on the account he had just registered, and went in to gain experience.

Finally, after half an hour, he was able to post. After thinking about it carefully, Ye Li wrote the title on the post with a heavy face——

【In this case, is my friend's friend still considered straight? 】

【Hajso】: The situation is like this. The poster has a friend. He has a good relationship with his friend. He is the kind of confidant. But he is gay, and his friend is straight. Now his friend But I kissed him (for various reasons), and did not show disgust... I want to ask everyone who has experience, is his friend still a straight man?

[Luohua Ruqing]: Hey, hello, I wish the host and friends 99

Ye Li was shocked and immediately replied.

【Hajso】: It's not me, it's my friend.

[Luohua Wuqing]: Oh oh oh, sorry, I was too direct, then I wish the friend of the poster and his friend 99 well.

【Hajso】: But my friend's friend has always been a straight man, and there is a reason for kissing. He should still be a straight man, right?

[Luohua Wuqing]: Laughing to death, straight men can kiss the same sex, the landlord, you can take care of it, your straight boyfriend is not a fake straight, he deliberately tricked you here, right?

... Sure enough?

Sure enough, straight men can't kiss the same sex?

Ye Li's thoughts gradually became difficult, and he didn't even know what to type.

It really bends when it sinks...

He lowered his head, his eyes suddenly paused——

The other buildings replied: Yes.

The other floor replied: Of course, I have helped each other with my roommate.

The other floor replied: What's the matter, straight men can still be hard when they see the same sex.

Ye Li was shocked: ...Really?

[Luohua Wuqing] was also shocked: ...Really?

Reply from the other floor: Really, you guys don’t know how gay a straight guy is. There used to be two boys in our class who held hands every day and sat on each other’s laps after class. Now that a few years have passed, it’s time to find a girlfriend. It's time to get married and get married, and you will grow happy and fat.

Reply from other floors: On the top floor, so young gays should not have delusions about straight men. Kissing and holding hands with you means bending over for you?Don't dream, some straight men really go too far when they joke, don't be fooled.

Reply from the other floor: Some straight men have even lower integrity, they can sleep with their arms around each other, kiss each other, help each other, they can do everything, even have sex with gays, after all, they just like women, and it’s not broken.The results of it?Only gays get hurt.

Ye Li's pupils are dilated: Ah, so...

[Luohua Wuqing] followed closely behind: Ah, so...

Reply from the other floor: Never believe that you can win over straight men.

Reply from the other floor: Never believe that a straight man will bend over for you.

Other buildings replied: Remember, engrave these two sentences into your bones.

Ye Li clicked on the homepages of these floors one by one and looked at them.

Bar age: 15 years.

Bar age: 10 years.

Bar age: 9 years.

The mellow old gay of more than ten years has seen more straight men than they have eaten.

[Hajso]: ...I see.

[Luohua Wuqing]: ...I see.

[Hajso]: I see.

[Luohua Wuqing]: I also understand.

Turning off the phone, Ye Li felt relieved. Thinking about it this way, Shen Shi just kissed him, and didn't even sleep or take a bath with him... and other things, the friendship between him and Shen Shi is still very innocent.

Most of the questions he had been faintly worried about were dissipated by the seniors in Tieba.

There was thunder and lightning outside the house, and the wind was strong.

The curtains can't cover the dark clouds and thunderstorms whistling in the distant sky.

The Meteorological Bureau issued a weather forecast, and tomorrow afternoon the rainstorm will turn sunny, and then the president will be able to charter a car to take the members back to school.

Ye Li lay paralyzed on the bed for a while, ready to take a bath and go to bed.

Too many things happened today, and he didn't want to recall them in a short time.

The most important thing is - only he and Yu Ting know about the mystery of Shen Shi's sexuality for the time being, and he still has a lot of time for Shen Shi to realize it slowly.

but kissing...

just forget it.

Ye Li took a deep breath and decided.

When he returned to school, he had to keep a distance from Shen Shi.

Shen Shi's sexual orientation must not be doubted.

At this moment, in the same sky, with the same question, Yu Ting in the next room is sitting upright, typing slowly——

【Excuse me, I have a straight boyfriend. He is very close to his friends, a bit too close. He even uttered similar words about marrying him after drinking. So my friend, is he still a straight man? 】

1L: Huh?Are you sick? Come to Intractable Diseases and ask this?

2L: Forget it, forget it, kindly remind you, straight men are full of tricks, don't be fooled.

Yu Ting clicked his tongue: "It's a friend of mine."

None of his business?

He is a strong man.

3L: OKOK, is a friend of yours okay?

4L: I was about to get married and asked if he was a straight man. I doubt that the landlord did it on purpose, right?Versailles?

Yu Ting's forehead was throbbing with veins: It's a friend of mine!

5L: Laughing to death, is this a straight guy?Already bent into a mosquito coil is OK.

Yu Ting began to wonder if he asked the wrong place. He took a deep breath and was about to close the post bar. The next second, he suddenly saw a correct reply——

[Luohua Wuqing]: To be honest, many behaviors of straight men are confusing, don't draw conclusions.

[Luohua Wuqing]: I have a friend who has kissed his straight boyfriend, but the straight guy is still straight, and my friend is also very entangled, but now I can see it, after all, a straight guy can never be broken Bend, and will not take the initiative to bend for one person. I hope you will engrave this sentence into your bones.

8L: True or false?

25L: This friend please tell your story.

30L: There are really gays in the Intractable Diseases Bar?

……

Yu Ting stared deeply at this [Luohua Wuqing], and found that what happened around him was even more outrageous than what happened around him, even kissing his mother, he was actually a straight man.

Why do straight men have the same virtues as Shen Shi these days?

evil.

... Could Shen Shi's 'marry' be a joke after drinking?

Thinking of this, Yu Ting fell silent for a moment and quit the post bar.

Compared with kissing, uttering silly words after drinking instantly made him accept a lot.

After confirming that Shen Shi was still a straight man, but he was just a scumbag, Yu Ting was restless. As a friend, he couldn't just watch Shen Shi degenerate, but his conscience told him that he couldn't let the situation develop.

Ye Li is such a well-behaved little gay, but don't believe that a straight man will bend for him. He opened the post bar again, took a screenshot of the sentence [Luohua Wuqing], and was going to have an interview with Ye Li.

Showing this warning at a critical moment may save the situation.

After all, conscience overshadows friendship.

Yu Ting was in tears.

I'm so fucking moral.

Let him clean up the reputation that their straight man was murdered!

After tidying up his clothes, Yu Ting showed his aura of academic research, and suddenly opened the door——

The next second, in the dark and silent corridor, a figure slowly raised his head.

Shen Shi was wearing black home clothes, and his facial features were flickering under the dim light in the corridor. He leaned against the wall with a calm and indifferent expression, and calmly raised his eyelids to look at him.

Yu Ting: "..."

Mad, hell.

He took a step back expressionlessly, and was about to close the door with lightning speed. The next moment, the door was firmly held by a big pale and slender hand. Shen Shi glanced at him condescendingly, and said in a cold voice, "I have something to ask you." ,follow me."

Yu Ting resolutely refused: "I will never—"

"WeChat," Shen Shi said, "the money has been transferred."

While blocking the door, Yu Ting took out his mobile phone, and after seeing the zeros on the transfer, he was silent for two seconds, and smiled instantly: "Brother, let's go."

"Why are we brothers doing this? It hurts our feelings." He said enthusiastically, "Just now, my little brother is ignorant, brother, don't bother with me."

Shen Shi turned around directly and took him to his room.

Shen Shi's room was very tidy.

There was a warm orange light at the head of the bed, and there was actually a blanket on the soft chair beside the bed. Yu Ting subconsciously wanted to sit on it, but Shen Shi frowned and stopped him: "Go aside."

Yu Ting: "?"

Matt, that's too much.

He swallowed his anger and was about to sit on the bed, but was stopped by Shen Shi again: "You sit on the bench."

Yu Ting followed his line of sight and found that there was indeed a small knee-reaching bench at the end of the bed, which was mysteriously similar to that of kindergarten children.

Yu Ting: "..."

For the sake of money, I endured it.

He sat down obediently, but his heart was full of thoughts. The last time Shen Shi bought him with money, it was to give him an 'early birthday'. This time, Shen Shi bought him with so much money, it felt even worse.

Fortunately, Shen Shi didn't ask him what he was going to do just now, otherwise, he really wouldn't be sure——

"Didi".

The water dispenser beeps.

Shen Shi took two glasses of water, walked to the bed, and handed him one of the glasses of cold water.

Yu Ting raised his hand to take it, and the moment his fingers just touched the paper cup, he heard Shen Shi casually asking, "Where were you going just now?"

He froze for a moment, his brain running at high speed.

Shen Shi squeezed the cup with great strength, the big Yu Ting couldn't catch it at all, his eyes were dark and calm on the top of his head, without any extra emotions, but this kind of Shen Shi was the most terrifying.

Yu Ting felt that all his thoughts had been seen through, he paused, and said, "I'm going to find Ye Li."

"Well," Shen Shi nodded, indicating that he knew, then leaned against the wall, and continued to ask him, "Why are you looking for Ye Li?"

Yu Ting sighed: "If you don't know why I'm looking for Ye Li, why are you blocking me at the door?"

Having known Shen Shi for so many years, Yu Ting couldn't believe that he couldn't see his intentions. His head hurt a little, but his heart sank. Shen Shi's way of blocking all accidents at the source really made him feel bad. .

"Shen Shi," he became serious: "What do you mean to Ye Li?"

It's a bit difficult to deal with. I've never seen Shen Shi be so possessive of a friend. Sure enough, he still has to remind Ye Li later...

"I like him."

A sudden sound interrupted his thoughts suddenly, the sound was very light when it was deep, and there was no ups and downs, but it was like a thunderbolt, which exploded heavily in Ting's ear.

"You...you...you what, you—"

Shen Shi was not in a hurry, as if he was afraid that he didn't hear clearly, he repeated again: "I said, I like Ye Li."

Yu Ting froze and opened his mouth. His first reaction was to shrug his shoulders and ring his chest, like a big girl with a yellow flower whose innocence was about to be destroyed. ! Fuck!”

He can no longer speak, like a werewolf who only transforms at night, howling tremblingly: "Damn! You are really a pervert—you stay away from me!"

Shen Shi: "..."

"Tsk," he looked at Yu Ting indescribably, "don't go crazy."

Yu Ting: "Ma De, you gay have been lurking beside me for so many years, I can't howl twice?!"

Shen Shi picked up the phone expressionlessly: "The money has been transferred, shut up."

Yu Ting: "Transfer is also—okay, bro."

In the face of money, it is obviously no longer important to be straight or bent when sinking.

Yu Ting floated to sit on the small bench with a dazed expression. He was stunned for a while, and suddenly understood: "Wait a minute, you asked me to come over, didn't you ask me to chase someone for you?"

"No, I don't have any experience in love, so it's useless for you to find me."

Shen Shi didn't bother to look at him: "Not at all."

Yu Ting secretly delighted: "As expected, I have more experience than you in love."

Shen Shi finally took a look at him, and patiently added: "I'm not looking for you yet."

Yu Ting: "..."

Made, the gay guy really has a poisonous mouth.

He watched Shen Shi take out his mobile phone, his eyelids drooped lazily, and he randomly typed letters on the screen. The warm orange light from the desk lamp shone on the side of Shen Shi's face, outlining his cold and handsome facial features.

Those dark phoenix eyes were deep and narrow, as if they were lacquered, even if they were not emotional, they still dazzled people.

...With such a face, can't you directly seduce/seduce?

Yu Ting was a little puzzled. Soon, the silence in the room was broken by Shen Shi. His voice was a little careless, and he handed over the phone, "Do me a favor, send this."

"?"

Such a gentle tone has the smell of a weasel greeting a chicken.

Yu Ting took the phone cautiously. After seeing the large paragraph of text on it, he was silent for a few seconds, his eyelids twitched wildly, jumped up from the bed, and refused righteously: "cuff!"

"I won't punish you for this!"

Shen Shi sat on the edge of the bed, staring at him nonchalantly, his pupils were black and pure, looking a bit cold under the light.

"You can."

The sound of wind and rain outside the window was getting louder, and the floor-to-ceiling windows were clattering heavily, making a noisy sound.

Yu Ting swallowed, and continued unhurriedly when listening to Shen: "I need a legitimate identity."

10:30 in the evening.

Ye Li didn't take a nap at noon today, and felt sleepy very early.

There were thunderstorms outside the window, and the sound of pattering rain lulled me to sleep.

When the mobile phone rang loudly, Ye Li got up from the bed in a daze, his thoughts were mixed into a ball, sticky and fuzzy.

After taking the phone, he realized that Xiaopang had sent him a long list of messages on WeChat.

He was so sleepy that he couldn't keep his eyes open, hugged the quilt, slowly clicked into WeChat, and yawned, clicked on the four or five screenshots sent by Xiaopang——

[The sexual orientation of a grass in a certain city is determined to be male, does anyone still not know? 】

"Boom" -

Thunder roared outside the window, and a bolt of lightning suddenly pierced the sky.

Ye Li was stunned for a moment, and suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

He immediately sat up straight, his heart beating like a drum, and he quickly looked at the reply on the campus forum on the screenshot.

[The sexual orientation of a grass in a certain city is determined to be male, does anyone still not know? 】

1L: ? ? ?Does the landlord need evidence for what he said?Be crazy, spread rumors at night.

2L: Laughing, Shen Shiji's nationality is not Chinese, and now this rumor is coming out again.

3L: Eat melons late at night, and wait for the follow-up.

Host: Very sure, the host has a friend who works as a waiter at the Swan Hotel. It is said that the Astronomical Society gathered one night to play Truth or Dare, and the question asked was whether Shen Shi’s sexual orientation was male or female. Shen Shi clearly stated that he was male, and his friend kissed Heard, if you don’t believe me, just ask the members of the Astronomical Society.

……

21L: Fuck, I just asked my friend from the Astronomical Society, and Shen Shi was indeed there that night. During this question session, he didn’t say whether he likes men or women, but he was silent.

25L: Can some people in the building not be washed by Shen Shi?A straight man avoids talking about his sexuality?Do you believe this?

30L: I'm completely cleared up. No wonder the financial department Hua and Shen Shi confessed, but Shen Shi directly refused.

44L: No way, are all handsome guys the same these days?

50L: It's hard to believe that Shen Shi is actually the same... My classmates from other schools also know about it, and it is said that they are also discussing it on the forum.

80L: Doesn't Shen Shi have the management authority of the campus forum... How long can this post be kept?

99L: I feel guilty.

……

There are seven or eight screenshots in a row, all of which are eating melons, watching dramas, and mixed with cynical comments.

A layer of cold sweat broke out on Ye Li's palms, his mind went blank for a moment, relying solely on muscle memory, he swipe down the screen little by little to read speeches with unclear meanings.

Finally, he read all the hundreds of floors word by word.

Xiaopang's news followed:

-Ye Li, what should I do!

- Now everyone outside is saying that our dormitory is a base nest!

In the next second, Xiaopang sent a desperate voice——

"They actually said that we only have straight house numbers in dormitory 211—I'm obviously straight too!"

……

Ye Li closed the phone, got out of bed immediately, even put on the slippers backwards, opened the door and went straight to Shen Shi's room.

The hallway was silent and dark.

But Ye Li felt as if he could hear inexplicable voices one after another, noisy and full of malice like watching a show.

His pupils constricted suddenly, his brain flicked through countless thoughts, and he knocked on Shen Shi's door, and almost only two seconds later, the door was pulled open.

The warm orange light poured out of the room, enveloping him.

Behind the door, Shen Shi looked down at him. His hair was slightly disheveled, and he seemed to have just woken up. His dark and deep phoenix eyes reflected his flustered appearance.

"Ye Li?"

Ye Li was about to speak, but his eyes fell on the mobile phone he was holding in his hand unexpectedly. The screen of the mobile phone displayed the blue page of the school forum, and the top one was the hot post tonight—[A certain Chengcao's sexual orientation is determined to be male, does anyone still know? 】

He was stuck, and the words he wanted to say were completely blocked in his throat.

After a long time, he slowly moved his eyes to Shen Shi's calm face. In the blankness, Ye Li's eyes were a little red, staring at Shen Shi blankly, his voice trembled a little helplessly: "...what should I do?"

He pursed his lips, suppressing the heat in his throat: "I... I thought everyone would keep it a secret."

He tried his best to return Shen Shi to the right path, but at this time his success fell short.

Now the whole school knows that Shen Shi is 'gay'.

No one would believe that Shen Shi was still a straight man.

except him.

After being quiet for a few seconds, Ye Li felt that his appearance was a bit embarrassing. He lowered his head, blinked, and endured the inexplicable steam in his eyes, and quickly thought of a solution in his heart.

"Everyone is discussing this now... I, or I will use my account to help you clarify, saying that you are not gay, just because I—"

He was at a loss for what to say, and even the order was confused, Shen Shi suddenly interrupted him softly.

"Ye Li."

Hearing the sound, Ye Li raised his head. In the darkness, he was lightly kissed on his lower lip. When he was deep in the dark, he leaned over against the light. The outline of his facial features was blurred, only a pair of eyes seemed to be smiling slightly.

"Straight men don't like to kiss people of the same sex."

Ye Li's mind became more and more blank, and the touch on his lips was very gentle, as gentle as the touch of a dragonfly on water, giving him the illusion of being carefully comforted.

Shen Shi straightened up again, and explained to him in a low voice: "The post on the forum was sent by me. I'm pretty sure that I'm gay."