marry a fool
Chapter 70 Happy Cooperation
"Tell me, what do you want from me?" Gu Yi gave Shen Zhi and the two of them a look, Ji Hanyu saw it and said with a smile: "General Gu is really cautious."
"I'm joking, after all, you are the fifth prince's confidant, otherwise you would be as lustful as him..." When Gu Yi said the word lustful, the whole atmosphere became dignified, and Ji Hanyu's slightly raised mouth corners instantly flattened, and his whole body exuded an aura of disaster .
Gu Yi can also be regarded as a person who crawls and rolls in the crowd, and he clearly senses that this person is different: "Why... it was you...?"
In Gu Yi's conjecture, he was afraid that the idiot fifth prince would do something to this person whom he valued.
"If one day, Yi Yi is humiliated to death by others, what will you do?" Ji Hanyu said suddenly, and Gu Yi frowned: "Then I want that person to live or die, and besides, with me, This assumption does not hold”
Ji Hanyu snorted coldly, and collapsed on the wooden chair: "Yes, if I were the same age as I am now, I would not allow such a thing to happen, but!"
"But, do you know? I... I am the one being protected!" Ji Hanyu said with orange eyes, "That bastard... he... humiliated my brother to death..."
Gu Yi really didn't know what to say, and he roughly guessed something. Back then, the fifth prince was hastily recalled by his father, and he stayed in a rare silence for several months. He heard that he had done something big wrong.
After venting her inner emotions, Ji Hanyu helped her forehead, and said slowly: "... Anyway, I will help you this time."
"Hmph, there's no need, it's the same with you or without you." It's like giving yourself alms.
"Really? Didn't General Hades miss his comrades?" Ji Hanyu raised his head and asked.
It was only then that Gu Yi could barely recall that distant memory: "...Hmph, it's up to you, get your brother out of here quickly, why are you pestering my wife all day long?"
"Hmph, you're pestering my wife, right?" If Shi Qi was here, he would definitely clamor for a change of master, but this is still that elegant son Ji Hanyu.
The people on the opposite side realized that something was wrong. If it was said that Ji Ning was a man before, there was no doubt that the aura he exuded now was that of a little brother.
"Ji Ning talks about Yi Yi every day, I really don't know how these two know each other."
"Well...you know...they're not the original ones..." Gu Yi didn't play charades anymore, and went straight to the point.
"I know, Ji Ning (original body) is not like this, it seems like a different person"
"The daughter-in-law said, what dynasty did they come from?"
"...Hahaha, there are really ghosts and gods in this world." Ji Hanyu laughed for a while but couldn't laugh anymore, the two of them were silent and had new plans.
The two people in the room hadn't realized that their identities that they weren't their original bodies had been thoroughly discovered, and they were still crying about what happened to them.
"Yi Yi...how are you...the whole person..." Ji Ning didn't know what to say, he felt like the little rabbit and hedgehog raised at home before, soft and sticky, easy to handle.
"I'm pregnant...uh..." He didn't forget to stuff food into his mouth as he spoke, his whole body was like a small ball.
Ji Ning was speechless, how could such a thing as a man's pregnancy be said so mundanely?
"Well...you are also a little brother now, like this, we will be fine if we stay together..." As he spoke, he reached out to grab the small pastry in the bowl, but it was empty, with a look of dissatisfaction.
"Eat less glutinous rice, be careful of indigestion and stomachache later." Gu Yi pushed open the door and confirmed Ji Ning, um, it is indeed the little brother.
"Let's go." Ji Hanyu leaned against the door, without the mask she used to have, and flaunted herself, but Ji Ning leaned over without fear.
"Let's go now?" the little rabbit asked with a whimper.
"Isn't that enough? There will be plenty of time in the future." Of course Ji Ning didn't dare to resist, so he could only say goodbye and be dragged away by this man.
"But I still want to eat." Yi, who had forgotten his friends, didn't respond at all, but just stared at Gu Yi and told his needs.
"Don't eat, there's still food to eat later." Gu Yi skillfully held a warm towel and greeted Yi Yi's face, wiping his face bit by bit like a kindergarten kid.
"Mm~hmm~ don't" How could Yi Yi's clumsy body be able to resist this nimble general, the Shadowless Hand couldn't catch anything.
"Daughter-in-law, aren't you afraid of danger when you stay with me?" Gu Yi lowered his body and looked at the person in front of him who was more important than his life.
"Don't be afraid, don't... don't leave me anymore." Yi Yi carefully moved his bulky body to hug her husband, Gu Yi smiled and held the little man into his arms.
"Qiaoqiu... Qiuqiu is also very obedient..." the little man said as he touched his pregnant belly.
"Ok, I know"
"Why did you come back so early?" The person who didn't dare to say anything just now dared to say this sentence after confirming his safety.
"Come back earlier, your health is not good"
Ji Ning really couldn't understand this person's operation. It was strange that he and the original body should have been inseparable for a long time, so why did they seem to be asking for warmth.
"Master... Fifth Prince..."
"Understood." Ji Hanyu originally wanted to take the little rabbit back in person, but now it seems that he has no choice but to give up.
It can be said that the fifth prince has not been going well recently. He clearly agreed to be patient, but his favorite pastime is gone, and he is so irritable that he will die.
"Ji Hanyu, when will I play the second child, I can't wait to take that position"
Ji Hanyu sneered, maybe it was because of the two taels of flesh in her crotch, and she couldn't stand it after only a few days, it was like a reincarnation of an animal at that time.
"Fifth Prince, it's too early to attack now."
"Tsk, then what do you want to do!" Gu Li began to gnaw his nails irritably. It's fine if he doesn't have a brother, but he doesn't have any fucking women.
"Please let the fifth prince delegate power to the grass-roots, and the grass-roots will naturally handle everything"
"Okay, okay, hurry up" as he said, he threw the sign of Jian Lingru to see people, and left without looking back.
Ji Hanyu looked at the token coldly, and finally picked up the token with a handkerchief between his hands.
"Where's Ji Ning?" Ji Hanyu asked immediately after returning to her mansion.
"Master, the young master is asleep." Seventeen grabbed the master's clothes and said, the master is really strange recently, if he goes to the fifth prince's mansion, all the clothes will be burned, maybe there is some kind of virus?
"Really?" Ji Hanyu walked towards Ji Ning's room in disbelief. It was really dark, so good-looking?Going to bed so early?
Looking at the sleeping face in front of her with perfect eyesight in the dark, she stroked her eyes, nose, and mouth with one hand, and finally leaned down, sucking her red lips...
"Um...what are you doing?" Ji Ning hurriedly pushed the person away, it was fine before, but now he is a little brother, if he wants to become a silly ball like Yi Yi, he doesn't want to.
"What's wrong? Shouldn't you be used to it?" Ji Hanyu said while touching her face.
"I'm not used to it! I'm not used to it! Don't be like this... I... I'm a little brother, whether a man's little brother can kiss you or not"
"Well, you are right, but we are husband and wife, aren't we?" Someone replied with a super thick skin.
"Since when are we husband and wife?" Ji Ning opened his eyes in disbelief.
"Otherwise, what identity do you think you came into the Ji Mansion?" Thinking of Ning Ning (original body), but failed and couldn't step here again.
"You... you... hooligan... bastard" he slapped the man's body with punches and palms, making a muffled sound.
"It's okay, I'll wait for you to accept me." After saying that, Ji Hanyu stole another incense and went out of the room.
Ji Ning, who blushed to the point of explosion, was muttering, "What to do... what to do... Ah, Yi Yi... I have never been in a relationship, and I have never thought that I like men."
"Ah!"
"What's the matter? Have a cold?" Gu Yi looked at the person eating and sneezing. Could it be that he had contracted a cold.
"I heard that there has been a plague outside the border recently. It is a symptom of wind and cold. You should be careful."
"It hasn't spread to the imperial city yet, it's definitely not." Gao Tian stared at Li Lai for not being able to say yes, why is this person even dumber than me.
"Plague?" Yi Yi's mind was full of those pitiful people who didn't have enough to eat, or the whole body festered because of the virus...
Seeing the man's face getting worse and worse, Gu Yi hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't think too much, take care of your body now, understand?"
Yi Yi lowered his head and looked at his figure that has been blowing up balloons since he came here...Are you sure?
"Ah!" The two of them were walking in the courtyard after eating, when suddenly Yi Yi screamed and looked down at his stomach.
"what happened?"
"Qiaoqiu...Qiaoqiu...is a bad ball, kick me..." Yi Yi complained like a child's big daddy, aggrieved.
"It's normal, the month is over, Qiuqiu's legs and feet have grown out, right?" Gu Yi smiled and gently comforted the little naughty child in his stomach. Sure enough, after a while, he became quiet.
"Hmph... Why does Qiuqiu only listen to big daddy...I'm your dad too..." The childish person accuses the unborn child, it's really cute.
"Hahaha, if Qiuqiu doesn't listen to Eminem after he comes out, Daddy will teach Qiuqiu well"
"Yeah, you have to teach Qiuqiu a lesson."
The irresponsible couple, only caring about their own two-person world, completely decided the fate of the unborn baby.
"Da Yi, do you want to be emperor?"
"Well... I didn't want to, but as a prince, I can't live outside the world. If any prince takes the throne, you and I will be driven to death." Gu Yi looked sadly at the bright moon in the sky. Competing for favor in the harem...
"But... isn't Lord Gu Lin living a good life? If... I just said that if... you don't succeed, you must live a good life, okay? If we are not heroes, we should be bears." Yi Yi was very worried, thinking of the past Wujiang killed another overlord who was terrified.
"Well, I listen to my daughter-in-law. If I am not a hero, I will be a bear. Even if I am climbing, I will climb to my wife's side."
The two laughed, the scene was really funny.
"I'm joking, after all, you are the fifth prince's confidant, otherwise you would be as lustful as him..." When Gu Yi said the word lustful, the whole atmosphere became dignified, and Ji Hanyu's slightly raised mouth corners instantly flattened, and his whole body exuded an aura of disaster .
Gu Yi can also be regarded as a person who crawls and rolls in the crowd, and he clearly senses that this person is different: "Why... it was you...?"
In Gu Yi's conjecture, he was afraid that the idiot fifth prince would do something to this person whom he valued.
"If one day, Yi Yi is humiliated to death by others, what will you do?" Ji Hanyu said suddenly, and Gu Yi frowned: "Then I want that person to live or die, and besides, with me, This assumption does not hold”
Ji Hanyu snorted coldly, and collapsed on the wooden chair: "Yes, if I were the same age as I am now, I would not allow such a thing to happen, but!"
"But, do you know? I... I am the one being protected!" Ji Hanyu said with orange eyes, "That bastard... he... humiliated my brother to death..."
Gu Yi really didn't know what to say, and he roughly guessed something. Back then, the fifth prince was hastily recalled by his father, and he stayed in a rare silence for several months. He heard that he had done something big wrong.
After venting her inner emotions, Ji Hanyu helped her forehead, and said slowly: "... Anyway, I will help you this time."
"Hmph, there's no need, it's the same with you or without you." It's like giving yourself alms.
"Really? Didn't General Hades miss his comrades?" Ji Hanyu raised his head and asked.
It was only then that Gu Yi could barely recall that distant memory: "...Hmph, it's up to you, get your brother out of here quickly, why are you pestering my wife all day long?"
"Hmph, you're pestering my wife, right?" If Shi Qi was here, he would definitely clamor for a change of master, but this is still that elegant son Ji Hanyu.
The people on the opposite side realized that something was wrong. If it was said that Ji Ning was a man before, there was no doubt that the aura he exuded now was that of a little brother.
"Ji Ning talks about Yi Yi every day, I really don't know how these two know each other."
"Well...you know...they're not the original ones..." Gu Yi didn't play charades anymore, and went straight to the point.
"I know, Ji Ning (original body) is not like this, it seems like a different person"
"The daughter-in-law said, what dynasty did they come from?"
"...Hahaha, there are really ghosts and gods in this world." Ji Hanyu laughed for a while but couldn't laugh anymore, the two of them were silent and had new plans.
The two people in the room hadn't realized that their identities that they weren't their original bodies had been thoroughly discovered, and they were still crying about what happened to them.
"Yi Yi...how are you...the whole person..." Ji Ning didn't know what to say, he felt like the little rabbit and hedgehog raised at home before, soft and sticky, easy to handle.
"I'm pregnant...uh..." He didn't forget to stuff food into his mouth as he spoke, his whole body was like a small ball.
Ji Ning was speechless, how could such a thing as a man's pregnancy be said so mundanely?
"Well...you are also a little brother now, like this, we will be fine if we stay together..." As he spoke, he reached out to grab the small pastry in the bowl, but it was empty, with a look of dissatisfaction.
"Eat less glutinous rice, be careful of indigestion and stomachache later." Gu Yi pushed open the door and confirmed Ji Ning, um, it is indeed the little brother.
"Let's go." Ji Hanyu leaned against the door, without the mask she used to have, and flaunted herself, but Ji Ning leaned over without fear.
"Let's go now?" the little rabbit asked with a whimper.
"Isn't that enough? There will be plenty of time in the future." Of course Ji Ning didn't dare to resist, so he could only say goodbye and be dragged away by this man.
"But I still want to eat." Yi, who had forgotten his friends, didn't respond at all, but just stared at Gu Yi and told his needs.
"Don't eat, there's still food to eat later." Gu Yi skillfully held a warm towel and greeted Yi Yi's face, wiping his face bit by bit like a kindergarten kid.
"Mm~hmm~ don't" How could Yi Yi's clumsy body be able to resist this nimble general, the Shadowless Hand couldn't catch anything.
"Daughter-in-law, aren't you afraid of danger when you stay with me?" Gu Yi lowered his body and looked at the person in front of him who was more important than his life.
"Don't be afraid, don't... don't leave me anymore." Yi Yi carefully moved his bulky body to hug her husband, Gu Yi smiled and held the little man into his arms.
"Qiaoqiu... Qiuqiu is also very obedient..." the little man said as he touched his pregnant belly.
"Ok, I know"
"Why did you come back so early?" The person who didn't dare to say anything just now dared to say this sentence after confirming his safety.
"Come back earlier, your health is not good"
Ji Ning really couldn't understand this person's operation. It was strange that he and the original body should have been inseparable for a long time, so why did they seem to be asking for warmth.
"Master... Fifth Prince..."
"Understood." Ji Hanyu originally wanted to take the little rabbit back in person, but now it seems that he has no choice but to give up.
It can be said that the fifth prince has not been going well recently. He clearly agreed to be patient, but his favorite pastime is gone, and he is so irritable that he will die.
"Ji Hanyu, when will I play the second child, I can't wait to take that position"
Ji Hanyu sneered, maybe it was because of the two taels of flesh in her crotch, and she couldn't stand it after only a few days, it was like a reincarnation of an animal at that time.
"Fifth Prince, it's too early to attack now."
"Tsk, then what do you want to do!" Gu Li began to gnaw his nails irritably. It's fine if he doesn't have a brother, but he doesn't have any fucking women.
"Please let the fifth prince delegate power to the grass-roots, and the grass-roots will naturally handle everything"
"Okay, okay, hurry up" as he said, he threw the sign of Jian Lingru to see people, and left without looking back.
Ji Hanyu looked at the token coldly, and finally picked up the token with a handkerchief between his hands.
"Where's Ji Ning?" Ji Hanyu asked immediately after returning to her mansion.
"Master, the young master is asleep." Seventeen grabbed the master's clothes and said, the master is really strange recently, if he goes to the fifth prince's mansion, all the clothes will be burned, maybe there is some kind of virus?
"Really?" Ji Hanyu walked towards Ji Ning's room in disbelief. It was really dark, so good-looking?Going to bed so early?
Looking at the sleeping face in front of her with perfect eyesight in the dark, she stroked her eyes, nose, and mouth with one hand, and finally leaned down, sucking her red lips...
"Um...what are you doing?" Ji Ning hurriedly pushed the person away, it was fine before, but now he is a little brother, if he wants to become a silly ball like Yi Yi, he doesn't want to.
"What's wrong? Shouldn't you be used to it?" Ji Hanyu said while touching her face.
"I'm not used to it! I'm not used to it! Don't be like this... I... I'm a little brother, whether a man's little brother can kiss you or not"
"Well, you are right, but we are husband and wife, aren't we?" Someone replied with a super thick skin.
"Since when are we husband and wife?" Ji Ning opened his eyes in disbelief.
"Otherwise, what identity do you think you came into the Ji Mansion?" Thinking of Ning Ning (original body), but failed and couldn't step here again.
"You... you... hooligan... bastard" he slapped the man's body with punches and palms, making a muffled sound.
"It's okay, I'll wait for you to accept me." After saying that, Ji Hanyu stole another incense and went out of the room.
Ji Ning, who blushed to the point of explosion, was muttering, "What to do... what to do... Ah, Yi Yi... I have never been in a relationship, and I have never thought that I like men."
"Ah!"
"What's the matter? Have a cold?" Gu Yi looked at the person eating and sneezing. Could it be that he had contracted a cold.
"I heard that there has been a plague outside the border recently. It is a symptom of wind and cold. You should be careful."
"It hasn't spread to the imperial city yet, it's definitely not." Gao Tian stared at Li Lai for not being able to say yes, why is this person even dumber than me.
"Plague?" Yi Yi's mind was full of those pitiful people who didn't have enough to eat, or the whole body festered because of the virus...
Seeing the man's face getting worse and worse, Gu Yi hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't think too much, take care of your body now, understand?"
Yi Yi lowered his head and looked at his figure that has been blowing up balloons since he came here...Are you sure?
"Ah!" The two of them were walking in the courtyard after eating, when suddenly Yi Yi screamed and looked down at his stomach.
"what happened?"
"Qiaoqiu...Qiaoqiu...is a bad ball, kick me..." Yi Yi complained like a child's big daddy, aggrieved.
"It's normal, the month is over, Qiuqiu's legs and feet have grown out, right?" Gu Yi smiled and gently comforted the little naughty child in his stomach. Sure enough, after a while, he became quiet.
"Hmph... Why does Qiuqiu only listen to big daddy...I'm your dad too..." The childish person accuses the unborn child, it's really cute.
"Hahaha, if Qiuqiu doesn't listen to Eminem after he comes out, Daddy will teach Qiuqiu well"
"Yeah, you have to teach Qiuqiu a lesson."
The irresponsible couple, only caring about their own two-person world, completely decided the fate of the unborn baby.
"Da Yi, do you want to be emperor?"
"Well... I didn't want to, but as a prince, I can't live outside the world. If any prince takes the throne, you and I will be driven to death." Gu Yi looked sadly at the bright moon in the sky. Competing for favor in the harem...
"But... isn't Lord Gu Lin living a good life? If... I just said that if... you don't succeed, you must live a good life, okay? If we are not heroes, we should be bears." Yi Yi was very worried, thinking of the past Wujiang killed another overlord who was terrified.
"Well, I listen to my daughter-in-law. If I am not a hero, I will be a bear. Even if I am climbing, I will climb to my wife's side."
The two laughed, the scene was really funny.
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