marry a fool

"Brother Yi, we're here." In the early morning of the third day, Wang Zhuang's voice was heard at the door.

"Here we come, please everyone." Yi Yi hurriedly opened the door

"Damn, sister-in-law, what's the trouble? We don't make money if we have money?"

"That's right, that's right, I heard that Wang Dayi is showing off his sister-in-law's skills every day, let's take this opportunity to enjoy the food."

Seeing everyone's kind and affectionate appearance, Yi Yi felt that this world was much happier than his previous world. Although every day was full of daily necessities and trivial things, but in such a peaceful day, it made people satisfied and happy... …

"That's Wang Dayi. He eats everything. He happened to bake some pancakes. You can eat them together if you don't mind."

"Okay, sister-in-law, the rest of us are rough people, it's better to be respectful than obedient."

Seeing his daughter-in-law busying herself for others, she felt a little bit uneasy in her heart, rushed to the daughter-in-law who was busy alone in the kitchen, and hugged Yi Yi from behind.

"Ah, really, you startled me, let go quickly." Yi Yi turned around and found that it was the stupid big man and said speechlessly. Wang Dayi looked at the struggling figure in his arms, and was smothered by the heat of the kitchen. His face was flushed, sweaty hair sticking to his face

Wang Dayi: The heat rushes down!

"Daughter-in-law, I feel bad," said the scolded person sullenly.

"What's the matter, this is? Then go back and lie down, and I'll get you a basin of water later." The person who was still struggling just now looked at Wang Dayi worriedly

Seeing his daughter-in-law caring so much for him, Wang Dayi raised his dog's tail to the sky again, and listened to the words in a daze, and went back to the room to lie down.

Yi saw him like this, and got used to it, coaxed him, and after Wang Dayi closed his eyes, he went out to work.

At this time, Wang Erma pretended to be a normal person and was working with everyone, staring at Yi Kankan vaguely, swallowing saliva non-stop

Wang Erma: Wait, wait, wait...

"Brothers, let's go"

"Oh, sister-in-law's cooking is really delicious, a skill I've never heard of before, really good"

"It's okay, as long as you like it, walk slowly, I'm sorry for you today." Yi Yi looked at the dispersed crowd, and after a short rest, he also packed up and prepared to rest.

"Huh? Where did Wang Erma go?"

"Oh, who cares, I'm afraid I'm going to gamble again. It's a rare thing to see him working today. I thought it was a dream."

"That's not true, but having said that, Wang Dayi really has a good taste." The brothers wolfed down Mrs. Wang's food, fearing that others would snatch an extra bite.

At this time, the person who was thought to be gambling again was sneaking over the wall, seeing the beauty who was thinking day and night in front of him, quickly took out the Mongolian sweat medicine he bought earlier, put it in a drinking bowl, hid it and looked at Yi Yire It's not good, he drank it one gulp and went back to the kitchen to clean up. After waiting for a while, he hugged Yi Yi fiercely from behind.

"Uh, Wang Dayi, stop playing, I'm so dizzy." Yi Yi thought it was that stupid big guy joking with him again.

"Hey, little beauty, why do you feel dizzy? Do you want me to give you a massage?" Wang Erma looked at the beauty's weakness in her arms, and couldn't bear it any longer. She stretched out her hand to take off the obstructing clothes , Yi Yi was a little weak and dizzy after taking the medicine, and he wanted to refuse and welcome no matter how he stopped the resistance.

"Who are you? Why are you at my house, get out, don't touch me" Yi Yi was taken aback, looked at Wang Erma's wretched appearance, struggled twice and found that he had no strength at all, suddenly desperate, Tears flowed down into the hair, struggling with a smoky face that was even more exciting

"Baby, baby, you just follow brother, what can that idiot give you?" Wang Erma said brazenly.

Yi Yi looked at the lips that were about to be kissed, feeling disgusted, he pursed his lips tightly, struggling with his head from side to side.

"Daughter-in-law, I fell asleep, why don't you come?" Wang Dayi woke up and couldn't see his wife, so he anxiously relied on his dog's sense of smell to find someone.

Hearing the voice, Wang Erma shrank in an instant, turned over and didn't forget to touch the breast of the beauty in the ring, and then hurried out, "This damned fool, won't wake up early, won't wake up late, delaying my good deeds ", Yi Yi lay on the ground in a daze, his chest was heaving rapidly before he recovered.

"Daughter-in-law... daughter-in-law! What are you doing? Why are you lying on the ground?" Wang Dayi looked at the disheveled appearance of the people on the ground, with a large area of ​​skin exposed on his chest. He hugged his wife and sat on the ground, stroking his arms and breathing Not smooth people.

"Ha~ha~ Dayi, woohoo, wooooooo" Yi Yi hugged Wang Dayi tightly, trembling like the rest of his life after a catastrophe.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter, are you okay?"

"It's okay...it's okay...just...just...scared by the rats" Yi Yi didn't want to tell the foolish person in front of him, and subconsciously hugged Wang Dayi tightly. After calming down for a breath, he looked up at him and was hugged tightly The person showed an extremely worried look.

"Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here, I'm here... I will always be with my daughter-in-law"

"Hmm..." After a muffled response, he threw himself into his arms and hugged the tall man tightly, sniffing deeply the reassuring smell, and felt a different feeling for the first time.

…………… A sleepless night………

"Auntie, auntie, open the door!" Wang Dayi knocked vigorously on Aunt Lin's door early in the morning, looking very anxious.

"Oh, you child, what are you doing so early in the morning?" Aunt Lin hurriedly put on her clothes, and when she opened the door, she saw a tall man looking very anxious.

"Auntie, can you lend me that cat of yours? It's urgent." Wang Dayi didn't wait for Aunt Lin's answer, and he hugged the big orange cat sleeping soundly at the door and prepared to leave.

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry, kid?"

"Auntie, my daughter-in-law was frightened by mice yesterday, and her clothes were all messed up. I'm going to catch mice for my daughter-in-law now."

After Wang Dayi finished speaking, he turned around and left. Aunt Lin looked at the back of the person leaving, and always felt that something was wrong...

"Uh...Da Yi! Da Yi! Where are you?" Yi Yi woke up and found that there was no one. He felt fear again, and hurried out to check, only to find that the big stupid man was busy in the kitchen.

"Hey, daughter-in-law, why did you wake up? Look at this big cat. I borrowed it from my aunt. I must have caught all those mice today, hehe." Wang Dayi held the big orange cat in his hands and smiled like asking for credit. , full of festive fawning.

"Da Yi..." Yi Yi was speechless, so he clenched his hands tightly and stared blankly at the fool in front of him.

"Brother Yi, Brother Yi" was so dazed that people turned around when they heard the shout, and saw Aunt Lin standing in the courtyard, beckoning people to come over.

"Tell me, what's going on? Wang Dayi is stupid, but I'm not stupid." Aunt Lin hugged Yi Yi's clothes tightly.

"I...I... was cleaning up in the kitchen yesterday, and suddenly a man came in, wanting...to..." Yi Yi was emotional, and he squeezed Aunt Lin's hand with some force, and stammered , that look of fear in recollection.

Aunt Lin still doesn't understand what she heard. The only person who has such weird thoughts in a hundred miles away is that person.

"Is there a big mole on your face?"

"Hmm..." Yi Yi was a little bit broken, and he didn't want to recall what happened last night.

"That's Wang Erma, a bum, who eats and is lazy all day long, yet dares to do such nasty things. Wait, let's go to the village chief and tell him to get out of our village."

When it was almost dawn, Aunt Lin and Yi Yi went to the village chief's house. The village chief had a kind face and a high moral character, and he sighed helplessly when he heard such a thing, "Oh, Wang Erma's parents were here to save people. Damn, it's not easy to think about this child, who knows that the longer it grows, the more crooked it is, you go back, and I will give you a fair one."

"Then thank you, the village chief. Fortunately, nothing happened to our Brother Yi this time. I'm afraid that next time..."

The village chief touched his long white beard and waved his hand.

Two days later, Wang Erma, who hadn't been seen for several days, knelt on the ancestral hall, with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and argued:

"I don't have one, village head, that little brother seduced me. He despises his husband as a fool and wants to have a private meeting with me."

When Yi Yiyi entered the door and heard such words, he felt nauseous, and said angrily:

"You're talking nonsense, I don't even know you!"

Wang Dayi followed his daughter-in-law in, looked closely at the person in front of him, and remembered that when this man was working in his house a few days ago, he always stared at his wife. The usually stupid person didn't know what was going on at this time, so he turned around Bend over, rush towards Wang Erma, raise your fist and say, "You bad guy, I want you to bully my wife, I want you to bully my wife, see if I don't beat you to death"

"Quick, quick, pull him away, if this continues, you will become famous, and it will be bad if you make trouble in the government."

"This Wang Dayi is usually dumbfounded, why is he so strong that he can't even pull him?"

Yi Yi looked at the runaway man in front of him, and became afraid when he heard the word "human life". In this era, no fool breaks the law and escapes. He doesn't want Wang Dayi to go to jail

"Da Yi! Dayi, stop beating, Mr. Xiang, stop beating!"

Sure enough, when Wang Dayi heard his wife's cry, his scarlet eyes came back to clarity, he looked at the half-dead man in front of him, took a sip, and hurried to Yi Yi's side, hugging him tightly.

"Okay, okay, okay, I'm okay"

"young married woman……"

"Cough, cough" the village chief helped Wang Erma up knowingly, and poured a basin of cold water on him to wake him up.

"Ah! Stop hitting, stop hitting, I don't dare anymore..." Wang Erma struggled reflexively after waking up.

"Okay! Wang Erma, you will be expelled from the village starting today, and you will never be able to step in from now on. Your parents' spiritual tablets will enter the ancestral hall, and there will be a salary, so don't worry about it." The village chief looked at the child of his former benefactor In this way, he is also out of breath.

"Village chief... village bath salt reading. Lengthen...give me another chance, I was wrong, I was really wrong"

"Don't talk anymore, let's just leave the meeting"

Yi Yi watched Wang Erma being dragged away, and there was no big ups and downs in his heart. He just stared at Wang Erma with the person holding him. If his eyes could kill people, he would have died many times. .

From that day on, Wang Dayi became even more attached to his wife, almost inseparable.

"Okay, Dayi, don't pester me all the time, I'm not good at cooking anymore"

"No!" Wang Dayi shook his head violently, very reluctantly.Helpless, can only follow him.

"Brother Yi, brother Yi? Are you at home?"

Yi Yi wiped his hands, dragged a super large human-shaped pendant to open the door, and saw Wang Zhuang's very apologetic expression and the appearance of large and small bags.

"Brother Yi, I'm really sorry for you and Dayi. I have caused troubles for you these few times. I apologize for this. You take it away."

"Brother Wang Zhuang, it's okay. It's all bad guys taking advantage of the situation. I don't blame you. Well, I'll take these things. Don't feel sorry for them in the future." Yi Yi also knows some etiquette. Zhuang will definitely feel more guilty

"Ugh...I..."

"Speaking of which, when will my sister-in-law give birth?" He changed the subject naturally.

As soon as Wang Zhuang heard this, his expression became a little better, "There are still a few months, and she is busy making things for the baby's birth recently."

"That's great, when the time comes, Wang Dayi and I will definitely go to your place to rejoice." Yi Yi smiled and looked at the honest and honest man

"It is necessary, I must invite you, that's it!"