marry a fool

Yi Yi walked on the way home in a daze, he had searched every place in the town, it was only this big in total, he really... didn't know where else to go, did he go home by himself because he was hungry?

Thinking of this possibility, Yi Yi, who had already missed the last small ox cart, could only spend money to hire a donkey to go home, got off the cart in a hurry, ran to the door, called his name and looked around, but the house was pitch black, There is nothing, the sound of the chicken cooing is so lonely...

"Daughter-in-law...why does Xiao Hua keep barking?"...

Yi Yi turned his head to look at the chicken coop, but there was no such silly figure.

"Daughter-in-law... I'm so hungry"

"My daughter-in-law's cooking is the best..."

"Da Yi..." Yi Yi ran to the kitchen in a hurry, but there was nothing, the pots and pans glowed coldly, it turned out to be auditory hallucinations.

"Ah, woo woo woo..."

Yi Yi finally couldn't hold it anymore, it was obviously just a fake marriage, and it wasn't a real couple...why do people care so much.

Li Lai and the others put Wang Dayi at the entrance of the village. Wang Dayi had never been in such a luxurious carriage before, and he exclaimed all the way.

Li Lai: "...Can the general recover? I really can't take it anymore." The lieutenant, who was on the verge of collapse, recalled the general's previous ambitions.

Shen Zhi gnawed on an apple bought by the roadside and murmured, "It's a good thing, the general will listen to it..."

"What a fart!"

…………

"Thank you, you are good people, next time let my daughter-in-law come and sit, so soft is the most suitable for my daughter-in-law," Wang Dayi said in appreciation after getting off the carriage.

Li Lai: Enough is enough!

Shen Zhi saw the pig's face of the lieutenant general, and said quickly: "Don't you have to pay your wife back the money you earned today? Go home quickly, and remember to keep it secret."

Wang Dayi just woke up like a dream, and quickly got off the carriage and ran to his home: "Daughter-in-law... Look, I made money..."

"Daughter-in-law..." Those who hurried home only saw a thin and thin person lying in the yard.

"Daughter-in-law... what's the matter with you?" Wang Dayi panicked at this moment, he saw Yi Yi in this way overlapped with a certain figure in his memory, and ran towards Yi Yi in a panic.

Yi Yi was tired from crying, and when he heard Wang Dayi's voice, he thought it was an auditory hallucination again, but when he looked up, he found that the person was right in front of him, his eyes a little blurred with dry tears: "Wang... Dayi?" Rubbed his eyes with his hands.

Only then did he realize that it was really Wang Dayi who had just been looking for for a long time. He had already convinced himself that he was making too much of a fuss. Anyway, he was still a grown man, but when he saw him, all the sadness turned into a kind of nameless anger.

"You... You idiot, where did you go? Do you know how much you worried me? How could you run around without saying hello?" Yi Yi walked towards Wang Dayi, and kept hitting him with his fists.

For a strong adult man, this kind of strength is really nothing, but Yi Yi's crying face and lawsuit make people rush to this cotton flower's fist. It's really distressing, and he hurriedly escaped Yinzi and said : "I... I'm going to make money, so you don't have to sell pancakes" so don't stay with that man all the time, the last sentence is silently muttering in my heart.

Yi didn't even look at the bag of money, and said, "I don't care what you do, and I don't want you to make money, as long as you are by my side with peace of mind, okay?" Don't...it doesn't seem like you have abandoned me.

How could Wang Dayi refuse to agree, brushing his face with tears with his hand, he kept nodding and said: "Well, well, whatever my wife says, I won't go anywhere in the future"

"Ah!"

"Haha, old Shen, who scolded you?" Li Lai laughed out loud seeing Shen Zhi's rare appearance.

"No way, I probably caught a cold, let's prepare to wait for the general to come over tomorrow to see what to do."

"Row"

"Daughter-in-law, don't be angry, I made money..." Wang Dayi has been coaxing the person in front of him since he got home, but the daughter-in-law didn't take care of him except just now, her eyes are red, so pretty, Always feel itchy throat, thirsty.

Staring, staring and swallowing again, Yi Yi turned his head to look at the pitiful stupid big man, was it an illusion that he was stared at by the beast just now?Hmph, if you don't teach him a lesson, you probably won't know what to do in the future, so just keep ignoring him.

Just like that, the two of them finished eating and washing the dishes, and went to bed without saying a few words...

Let Wang Dayi look on pitifully.

This state lasted for several days, and finally the iceberg quietly melted on the day Aunt Lin visited.

Aunt Lin has been thinking about the young couple for the past few days, and she doesn't know how the young couple is doing now. They just caught a big fish and used it to make up for Brother Yi so that they can give birth. He didn't have anything of his own, and he also regarded Wang Dayi who appeared out of thin air as his own.

"Big..." Aunt Lin realized that she hadn't walked in yet, and saw Wang Dayi looking down at the ants by the door alone.

After living for so many years, Aunt Lin became more mature, and she understood, "What's wrong? Is this a quarrel?"

Wang Dayi looked at the person who came, and cried, "Auntie, my wife is ignoring me."

"why?"

"Because last time I ran to make money alone, I forgot to tell my wife, which made her worry."

"Haha, that means, your daughter-in-law has you in her heart, don't be too sad, you really did something wrong in this matter, you can't leave without saying a word in the future, if you think about it, Brother Yi will suddenly disappear It's..."

Before Aunt Lin finished speaking, Wang Dayi didn't even want to hear this word: "No... no... daughter-in-law... no"

Yi Yi heard the movement outside the door, and hurried over, "Aunt Lin, why did you bring such a big fish, I have it at home, don't bring it in the future, come here directly"

"Hehe, if I don't come, I don't know that the relationship between you has developed so well?" Aunt Lin teased.

"Aunt...No...I'm just afraid that he might be in danger, teach him a lesson and let him remember it well." Yi Yi lowered his head, but the roots of his ears turned red.

"Daughter-in-law, don't be angry..."

At this time, Wang Dayi also came over to intercede for himself.

"Don't be shy between husband and wife, that book was still there when you married in," Aunt Lin said furtively.

Of course Yi Yi knew which book it was, with a blush on his face: "Aunt...you..."

"Don't be shy, give it a try with Dayi at the right time, after all, it's good to have a brat"

"Wow, little doll, I like it the most. It's still me and my wife's little doll, hehe." Wang Dayi keenly heard the key words, and happily rubbed on Yi Yi's body.

Wang Dayi is a stupid person who doesn't understand things, how can Yi Yi not understand?Immediately after taking the fish, he went to the kitchen and said that he wanted to make a meal.

After Aunt Lin saw it, she also smiled. It seems that the life of this young couple is getting better and better.

After the meal, Aunt Lin sighed with emotion about Yi Yi's cooking skills as usual: "It is said that capturing a person's heart is better than capturing a person's stomach. It seems that Brother Yi is very good at this."

Yi Yi blushed, and subconsciously looked at Wang Dayi who was washing dishes in the kitchen.

"Yi Yi, Da Yi...haha"

"Aunt Lin ~ don't make fun of me"

After the chat, Aunt Lin patted Wang Dayi's shoulder several times while Yi Yi was off to do some chores, before he turned his gaze away from his wife.

Big Dog: Unhappy

"Da Yi...you little bastard, come here, let me read you a good book, and read it by yourself." Aunt Lin took out the little book from her pocket that she only had when she got married.

"Aunt... I can't read." Wang Dayi frowned.

"You silly boy, it's all about painting, look at it more, my aunt is gone, and I secretly watch it by myself, don't you want to have a baby? Just look at it." Aunt Lin coaxed.

"Really?" Wang Dayi held the comic with bright eyes.

"? Dayi... why is Aunt Lin gone?" Yi Yi looked suspiciously at the big, stupid guy who was hiding in the corner and didn't know what he was doing.

"No! I didn't read anything." The person in the corner jumped out in fright, threw the book in the corner, and buried it with his heels.

"Da Yi, keep your voice down, you scared me, go wash up and go to sleep." Thinking of being frightened and trembling just now, she was also a little annoyed.

"I'm sorry, daughter-in-law..., yes! Sleep, sleep, hehe." Wang Dayi grasped the key words and walked to the kitchen with one hand and one foot.

"What's going on, aren't you even more stupid? Let's follow along more in the future." Yi Yi murmured while staring at the walking figure.

Phew~ Yi Yi blew out the oil lamp beside the bed, stretched his waist, lay on the bed, was in a daze, suddenly felt that someone had grabbed his feet, and woke up immediately with a fright.

"Who? For what?"

"Daughter-in-law...it's me..."

Yi Yi stared at the black shadow carefully, only to realize that it was Wang Dayi who was supposed to be asleep.

"You scared me to death, what's wrong?" You scared me twice today... Humph!

"Daughter-in-law, I... jiji hurts, can you rub it for me?" Wang Dayi covered his crotch with his hands, he didn't do it on purpose, but he kept thinking about the content of the villain's book in his mind, and slowly the protagonist inside I was made into myself and my daughter-in-law by my own brain...

"!" Now Yi Yi is no longer dozing off, this idiot did the same thing last time, this time again... really...

"I...didn't I help you last time? You haven't learned yet." Fortunately, it's dark now, otherwise you could see someone blushing like a lantern.

"Daughter-in-law, I touched it, it's not as comfortable as you, and I can't get down all the time"

...I really owe you...

"...Understood, you come up, take off your pants." Yi Yi said in a generous tone.

The evening wind made the woods rustle, and some ambiguous breathing could be heard faintly.

"Ah, why don't you say the general didn't come? We've been waiting for several days." Li Lai rubbed his shoulders and walked quickly left and right.

"Probably so..." Shen Zhi half-lyed on the side with a leaf in his mouth.

"Then...the last time we said the money...we have to share it equally...and..." Li Lai turned around while talking, and found that the person who was lying down just now had disappeared.

"! Hey, stinky bastard, my money is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"