A chicken in a phoenix nest
Chapter 41
! "Feng Er's voice became softer and softer, and Feng San felt more and more that he was acting like a baby, and couldn't stand it anymore, and pulled off Feng Er's clothes, and took off all his clothes.
Feng Er closed her eyes shyly: "Stop dawdling, hurry up."
"It's here!"
Moonlight flooded the room through the curtains and flowed on the ground like water.Under the tranquility and softness are two frank and opposite bodies, so beautiful that people can't bear to look directly at them.
The seductive groans accompanied by the ambiguous moonlight, for Feng San, this was really a night that couldn't have been happier.
As for tomorrow morning, whether Feng Er will pretend to be drunk for him, trick him into sympathy, and take the opportunity to settle accounts with him or something, he doesn't know.
Xiaocan becomes a little yellow chicken
Feng San ran to Feng Yi to learn from him: How can I get my newlywed to forgive him, or at least stop hating him?
Feng Yi expressed that he could do nothing about it——Feng San was looking for some reason and Feng Er was doing something wrong, so he pretended to be drunk.You know, what Feng Er hates the most is when others deceive him.
Ji Xiaocan gloated over his misfortune, held back her laughter for a long time, and finally said "hahaha" clutching her stomach.He laughed so hard he couldn't breathe: "If you pretend to be drunk, you have to pretend to be a little bit, you can be considered amazing if you look like that... Hahaha, no, I want to laugh again..."
"Is it really that funny?" Feng San felt that his smile was exaggerated, "I just didn't succeed in pretending to be drunk."
"Not only was it unsuccessful, it was simply too much of a failure!" Ji Xiaocan smiled weakly, leaning on Feng Yi, "Why don't you tell the story you made up with Feng Er again—it's so good...listen!"
"I know what you want to say is really funny." Feng San lowered his head in frustration, "Oh, forget it and laugh."
Instead, Ji Xiaocan stopped smiling, and comforted Feng San sympathetically: "Come on, young man, I will always support you."
"...Thank you so much."
"Which one of us is with whom?" Ji Xiaocan patted Feng San's shoulder vigorously.
Feng San was not in the mood to fight with him at this time, and sighed faintly: "I'll go find Feng Er first. Now this is the time when he is picking flowers and plants, I'll go have a look and praise him by the way."
"I wish you to coax him well as soon as possible!" Ji Xiaocan waved his hands, then turned to Feng and said, "How many days do you think it will take for Feng San to coax Feng Er well?"
"I guess 500 years." Feng Yi cooperated with Ji Xiaocan, smiling with crooked eyebrows.
"Hmph!" Feng San who hadn't gone far turned around and glared at them: "Don't forget that your wedding hasn't happened yet!"
"And you." Feng San looked at Feng Yi meaningfully, "I don't know what your wedding night was like."
"..."
"What is wedding night?" Ji Xiaocan asked, "Is it fun?"
"Fun is fun," Feng Yi frowned, looking distressed, "The key is whether you will cooperate."
"Just have fun!" Ji Xiaocan patted her chest and promised, "Of course I will cooperate. But why is it called the wedding night?"
"Uh, because..." Feng Yi didn't answer him directly, "Have you heard of the four great happy events in life?" Ji Xiaocan's interest was aroused: "What are they?"
"After a long drought and sweet rain, meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land, the wedding night in the bridal chamber, and the time when the gold list is inscribed. How about I tell you about the time when I meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land and the gold list?"
Ji Xiaocan just wanted to listen to the story anyway, but he was immediately distracted: "Tell me!"
……
Time flies so fast on such a happy day.The wedding day is coming, Ji Xiaocan is still very leisurely all day long.It's not that he doesn't want to help, but it's that no matter what he does, he will help more and more: send out wedding invitations to people, and put one in for anyone who looks good on the road. In less than half an hour, the wedding invitations are all sent out, and in the end it's Xiaoyin's help. He took them back one by one; to help arrange the scene, he got bored after arranging, and started to put things around, but Feng Yi followed behind him, cleaning up non-stop.
Everything went smoothly. Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi really struggled a lot when deciding on the theme.Ji Xiaocan, who had thought of two themes for others, decided to just have an ordinary traditional wedding without any new ideas.
Feng Yi didn't have any opinion on this, thinking that Ji Xiaocan was unique enough, it'd be nice if the wedding was normal.
Just before the wedding, something unexpected happened.
On that day, Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan were as usual—Feng Yi went to the kitchen to practice his cooking skills, and Ji Xiaocan tasted it.
Feng Yi made a plate of scrambled eggs with mushrooms as usual, and Ji Xiaocan ate them like usual.
Looking at his unrestrained eating, Feng Yi couldn't help asking: "Aren't you a chicken?"
"Yeah," Ji Xiaocan didn't look up, "So?"
"How did you manage to eat eggs and still eat them so deliciously?"
Ji Xiaocan pondered for a while, and said, "Where did this egg come from?"
"I bought it from the world."
"That's the end of it." Ji Xiaocan said clearly, "The chickens in the human world are different from those in the fairy world. Xiaobai told me that the chickens in the human world belong to the animal realm and can be eaten."
"noob?"
"It's Bai Wuchang." Ji Xiaocan explained, and praised Feng Yi by the way, "But the main reason is that your cooking is delicious."
"Really." Feng Yi smiled slightly, quickened his hand movements, and continued to fry other dishes.
Since Feng Yi mentioned this issue, Ji Xiaocan couldn't help but want to care about it.
While eating, he said jokingly, "I won't suffer retribution."
As soon as the words fell, Ji Xiaocan suddenly felt his muscles contract, and after a while, everything around him magnified several times.
Is the world getting bigger or is he getting smaller?
"Xiao Can." Feng Yi did not use interrogative sentences to explain that his handsome appearance has not changed, at least he is still recognizable and highly recognizable.
Feng Yi picked up Ji Xiaocan.Ji Xiaocan came to his senses immediately, and tilted his head to look at the fluff on his body: "...I have transformed."
Feng Yi put down the spatula in his hand, and walked out of the kitchen with Ji Xiaocan in his hands—in this situation, who else would be in the mood to eat?
Ji Xiaocan has it.
"Let's eat something before we go!" He turned his head and looked at the kitchen affectionately.
"..." Feng Yi ignored him.
He came to Feng Chunhua's place.When Feng Chunhua saw Ji Xiaocan, his eyes became straight: "Xiaocan!"
She snatched Ji Xiaocan from Feng Yi's hand so fast that Feng Yi didn't even realize it.
Her fingers kept stroking the feathers on Ji Xiaocan's body: "Why did you become like this?"
Ji Xiaocan was so pinched that she couldn't speak.Feng Yi hurriedly took him back, stopped Feng Chunhua's atrocities in time, and saved him from suffering.
Ji Xiaocan glanced at him gratefully, and said, "Ask..."
"Mother's Queen." Feng Yi asked, "The wedding will be held tomorrow. Can Xiao Can hold it as usual?"
"Excuse me……"
Without waiting for Feng Chunhua to answer, Feng Yi firmly said: "Let's hold it as usual. It's not good to change things like weddings temporarily. Anyway, I don't care about Xiao Can."
"Well, I want to ask..."
Feng Chunhua nodded, and said with a smile, "Okay. You're already this old, you can decide on your own, and I won't interfere with you."
Feng Yi smiled happily: "I'm really happy that you can understand."
"All of you, listen to me quickly!" Ji Xiaocan, whose sense of existence instantly declined after turning into a little yellow chicken, raised his voice.
Feng Yi and Feng Chunhua looked at him.
Ji Xiaocan was finally able to raise his doubts: "Why am I still just a little yellow chicken?"
Seeing the confusion on Feng Yi and Feng Chunhua's expressions, Ji Xiaocan explained: "I mean, why haven't I grown a big red cockscomb until now?"
"What are you doing with a cockscomb?" Feng Yi didn't want Ji Xiaocan to grow a cockscomb, and it was obvious that Feng Chunhua thought so too, "Now you are so cute."
"Cute?" Ji Xiaocan shook her head, "I don't want to be just cute. I want to be handsome!"
"If you think that you will become handsome by growing cockscombs, you are very wrong." Feng Yi tried to change Ji Xiaocan's thinking with his own theory, "In fact, everyone will have their own style. If you just blindly If you try to imitate others, you will never be truly handsome in your life."
"I just think growing cockscombs is a sign of a man's maturity."
"That's not necessarily true." Feng San said, "Actually, it's better for you to be a little younger."
"really?"
"Really, very handsome." Feng lied without changing his face.
"Xiao Can." Feng Chunhua went over to touch Ji Xiaocan again, "Hurry up and get ready, tomorrow's wedding is still very important."
"Mother, you can let go now." Feng Yi heard that Feng Chunhua was chatting up the topic casually, talking nonsense so as to take the opportunity to pinch Ji Xiaocan, and prepared to take Ji Xiaocan back without hesitation.
"Go, go, go," Feng Chunhua tried to drive Feng Yi away, "From tomorrow onwards, you will be able to stay with Xiao Can all the time—no, you have always been together before. Anyway, since you two There will be almost no chance of separation in the future, let Xiaocan accompany me today!"
"But……"
"No more." Feng Chunhua said forcefully, "Are you afraid that I won't be able to take care of Xiaocan?"
"Okay." Feng Yi let out a sigh of relief, "Ji Xiaocan hasn't eaten much tonight, so I'll cook for him before leaving!"
"I'll have someone do it for him. Or I'll make it for him myself."
"Whether it's made by someone else or you, it's not as delicious as mine." Feng Yi was so excited that she forgot to mention you.
"Hey boy," Feng Chunhua said, "If Ji Xiaocan prefers to eat my cooking, then you are not allowed to marry him."
"...Okay!" Feng Yi accepted the challenge, "Then let Ji
Feng Er closed her eyes shyly: "Stop dawdling, hurry up."
"It's here!"
Moonlight flooded the room through the curtains and flowed on the ground like water.Under the tranquility and softness are two frank and opposite bodies, so beautiful that people can't bear to look directly at them.
The seductive groans accompanied by the ambiguous moonlight, for Feng San, this was really a night that couldn't have been happier.
As for tomorrow morning, whether Feng Er will pretend to be drunk for him, trick him into sympathy, and take the opportunity to settle accounts with him or something, he doesn't know.
Xiaocan becomes a little yellow chicken
Feng San ran to Feng Yi to learn from him: How can I get my newlywed to forgive him, or at least stop hating him?
Feng Yi expressed that he could do nothing about it——Feng San was looking for some reason and Feng Er was doing something wrong, so he pretended to be drunk.You know, what Feng Er hates the most is when others deceive him.
Ji Xiaocan gloated over his misfortune, held back her laughter for a long time, and finally said "hahaha" clutching her stomach.He laughed so hard he couldn't breathe: "If you pretend to be drunk, you have to pretend to be a little bit, you can be considered amazing if you look like that... Hahaha, no, I want to laugh again..."
"Is it really that funny?" Feng San felt that his smile was exaggerated, "I just didn't succeed in pretending to be drunk."
"Not only was it unsuccessful, it was simply too much of a failure!" Ji Xiaocan smiled weakly, leaning on Feng Yi, "Why don't you tell the story you made up with Feng Er again—it's so good...listen!"
"I know what you want to say is really funny." Feng San lowered his head in frustration, "Oh, forget it and laugh."
Instead, Ji Xiaocan stopped smiling, and comforted Feng San sympathetically: "Come on, young man, I will always support you."
"...Thank you so much."
"Which one of us is with whom?" Ji Xiaocan patted Feng San's shoulder vigorously.
Feng San was not in the mood to fight with him at this time, and sighed faintly: "I'll go find Feng Er first. Now this is the time when he is picking flowers and plants, I'll go have a look and praise him by the way."
"I wish you to coax him well as soon as possible!" Ji Xiaocan waved his hands, then turned to Feng and said, "How many days do you think it will take for Feng San to coax Feng Er well?"
"I guess 500 years." Feng Yi cooperated with Ji Xiaocan, smiling with crooked eyebrows.
"Hmph!" Feng San who hadn't gone far turned around and glared at them: "Don't forget that your wedding hasn't happened yet!"
"And you." Feng San looked at Feng Yi meaningfully, "I don't know what your wedding night was like."
"..."
"What is wedding night?" Ji Xiaocan asked, "Is it fun?"
"Fun is fun," Feng Yi frowned, looking distressed, "The key is whether you will cooperate."
"Just have fun!" Ji Xiaocan patted her chest and promised, "Of course I will cooperate. But why is it called the wedding night?"
"Uh, because..." Feng Yi didn't answer him directly, "Have you heard of the four great happy events in life?" Ji Xiaocan's interest was aroused: "What are they?"
"After a long drought and sweet rain, meeting an old acquaintance in a foreign land, the wedding night in the bridal chamber, and the time when the gold list is inscribed. How about I tell you about the time when I meet an old acquaintance in a foreign land and the gold list?"
Ji Xiaocan just wanted to listen to the story anyway, but he was immediately distracted: "Tell me!"
……
Time flies so fast on such a happy day.The wedding day is coming, Ji Xiaocan is still very leisurely all day long.It's not that he doesn't want to help, but it's that no matter what he does, he will help more and more: send out wedding invitations to people, and put one in for anyone who looks good on the road. In less than half an hour, the wedding invitations are all sent out, and in the end it's Xiaoyin's help. He took them back one by one; to help arrange the scene, he got bored after arranging, and started to put things around, but Feng Yi followed behind him, cleaning up non-stop.
Everything went smoothly. Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi really struggled a lot when deciding on the theme.Ji Xiaocan, who had thought of two themes for others, decided to just have an ordinary traditional wedding without any new ideas.
Feng Yi didn't have any opinion on this, thinking that Ji Xiaocan was unique enough, it'd be nice if the wedding was normal.
Just before the wedding, something unexpected happened.
On that day, Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan were as usual—Feng Yi went to the kitchen to practice his cooking skills, and Ji Xiaocan tasted it.
Feng Yi made a plate of scrambled eggs with mushrooms as usual, and Ji Xiaocan ate them like usual.
Looking at his unrestrained eating, Feng Yi couldn't help asking: "Aren't you a chicken?"
"Yeah," Ji Xiaocan didn't look up, "So?"
"How did you manage to eat eggs and still eat them so deliciously?"
Ji Xiaocan pondered for a while, and said, "Where did this egg come from?"
"I bought it from the world."
"That's the end of it." Ji Xiaocan said clearly, "The chickens in the human world are different from those in the fairy world. Xiaobai told me that the chickens in the human world belong to the animal realm and can be eaten."
"noob?"
"It's Bai Wuchang." Ji Xiaocan explained, and praised Feng Yi by the way, "But the main reason is that your cooking is delicious."
"Really." Feng Yi smiled slightly, quickened his hand movements, and continued to fry other dishes.
Since Feng Yi mentioned this issue, Ji Xiaocan couldn't help but want to care about it.
While eating, he said jokingly, "I won't suffer retribution."
As soon as the words fell, Ji Xiaocan suddenly felt his muscles contract, and after a while, everything around him magnified several times.
Is the world getting bigger or is he getting smaller?
"Xiao Can." Feng Yi did not use interrogative sentences to explain that his handsome appearance has not changed, at least he is still recognizable and highly recognizable.
Feng Yi picked up Ji Xiaocan.Ji Xiaocan came to his senses immediately, and tilted his head to look at the fluff on his body: "...I have transformed."
Feng Yi put down the spatula in his hand, and walked out of the kitchen with Ji Xiaocan in his hands—in this situation, who else would be in the mood to eat?
Ji Xiaocan has it.
"Let's eat something before we go!" He turned his head and looked at the kitchen affectionately.
"..." Feng Yi ignored him.
He came to Feng Chunhua's place.When Feng Chunhua saw Ji Xiaocan, his eyes became straight: "Xiaocan!"
She snatched Ji Xiaocan from Feng Yi's hand so fast that Feng Yi didn't even realize it.
Her fingers kept stroking the feathers on Ji Xiaocan's body: "Why did you become like this?"
Ji Xiaocan was so pinched that she couldn't speak.Feng Yi hurriedly took him back, stopped Feng Chunhua's atrocities in time, and saved him from suffering.
Ji Xiaocan glanced at him gratefully, and said, "Ask..."
"Mother's Queen." Feng Yi asked, "The wedding will be held tomorrow. Can Xiao Can hold it as usual?"
"Excuse me……"
Without waiting for Feng Chunhua to answer, Feng Yi firmly said: "Let's hold it as usual. It's not good to change things like weddings temporarily. Anyway, I don't care about Xiao Can."
"Well, I want to ask..."
Feng Chunhua nodded, and said with a smile, "Okay. You're already this old, you can decide on your own, and I won't interfere with you."
Feng Yi smiled happily: "I'm really happy that you can understand."
"All of you, listen to me quickly!" Ji Xiaocan, whose sense of existence instantly declined after turning into a little yellow chicken, raised his voice.
Feng Yi and Feng Chunhua looked at him.
Ji Xiaocan was finally able to raise his doubts: "Why am I still just a little yellow chicken?"
Seeing the confusion on Feng Yi and Feng Chunhua's expressions, Ji Xiaocan explained: "I mean, why haven't I grown a big red cockscomb until now?"
"What are you doing with a cockscomb?" Feng Yi didn't want Ji Xiaocan to grow a cockscomb, and it was obvious that Feng Chunhua thought so too, "Now you are so cute."
"Cute?" Ji Xiaocan shook her head, "I don't want to be just cute. I want to be handsome!"
"If you think that you will become handsome by growing cockscombs, you are very wrong." Feng Yi tried to change Ji Xiaocan's thinking with his own theory, "In fact, everyone will have their own style. If you just blindly If you try to imitate others, you will never be truly handsome in your life."
"I just think growing cockscombs is a sign of a man's maturity."
"That's not necessarily true." Feng San said, "Actually, it's better for you to be a little younger."
"really?"
"Really, very handsome." Feng lied without changing his face.
"Xiao Can." Feng Chunhua went over to touch Ji Xiaocan again, "Hurry up and get ready, tomorrow's wedding is still very important."
"Mother, you can let go now." Feng Yi heard that Feng Chunhua was chatting up the topic casually, talking nonsense so as to take the opportunity to pinch Ji Xiaocan, and prepared to take Ji Xiaocan back without hesitation.
"Go, go, go," Feng Chunhua tried to drive Feng Yi away, "From tomorrow onwards, you will be able to stay with Xiao Can all the time—no, you have always been together before. Anyway, since you two There will be almost no chance of separation in the future, let Xiaocan accompany me today!"
"But……"
"No more." Feng Chunhua said forcefully, "Are you afraid that I won't be able to take care of Xiaocan?"
"Okay." Feng Yi let out a sigh of relief, "Ji Xiaocan hasn't eaten much tonight, so I'll cook for him before leaving!"
"I'll have someone do it for him. Or I'll make it for him myself."
"Whether it's made by someone else or you, it's not as delicious as mine." Feng Yi was so excited that she forgot to mention you.
"Hey boy," Feng Chunhua said, "If Ji Xiaocan prefers to eat my cooking, then you are not allowed to marry him."
"...Okay!" Feng Yi accepted the challenge, "Then let Ji
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