A chicken in a phoenix nest
Chapter 37
Noisy and laughing, so excited that I don't know what to say.
Back then, when the Jade Emperor got married, the fairy world was peaceful with singing and dancing, all the gods came to celebrate, gave gifts, said blessings, and praised the Jade Emperor for his good fortune.
Back then, Liu An—that guy who showed his face in the first few chapters and didn't know where to play after that.When he got married, he was in the human world. Although it was not as lively as the previous two, it was extraordinarily warm. Relatives and friends toasted and drank.The hibiscus tent is warm and charming, and the bride is pretty and charming—although later she thought Liu An was too mother-in-law and eloped with others; let's not mention that for now.
In short, everyone has their own characteristics when they get married, but they are all beautiful and enviable.
For the past two days, the old hen has been struggling with what kind of wedding to hold, so she asked Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan to be her advisers.
Ji Xiaocan thought about it seriously, and finally came up with a proposal: "I think we can just go by that roadside and get a lot of delicious food. Then we will eat while watching you get married."
"Negative." The old hen rejected Ji Xiaocan's proposal without hesitation.
She looked at Feng Yi: "What about you? You should come up with a better solution!"
Feng Yi lived up to his ardent hope, and immediately said: "The wedding banquet should be more lively."
"You are right. But I also know that the key is how to be lively." The essence of the problem has not been resolved, and the old hen continues to worry.
Although Feng Yi wanted to help his mother-in-law very much, but he was really not very good at this aspect. Ji Xiaocan seemed to have an indifferent attitude, and immediately showed that he was helpless: "Actually, I don't know what to do. But I think you should be able to ask Xiaocao—after all, he is your future husband."
The old hen was very happy with his last words, so she mercifully let Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi go: "Then go and play by yourself first. Call Xiaocao for me by the way!"
"Okay!" Feng Yi readily agreed, and left with Ji Xiaocan.
"Speaking of which, it seems that Xiaojin and the others don't know about the old hen and Xiaocao." Ji Xiaocan asked, "Should I tell them?"
"...I don't think they'll believe that there are people with such strong tastes."
"That's true." Ji Xiaocan sighed, "I guess Xiaocao must not have seen too many women."
"Not necessarily." Feng Yi thought for a while, and said, "As a fairy grass cultivated in the fairy world, you should see many fairies passing by every day."
"That's right." Feng Yi suddenly laughed, "The little yellow chicken that Xiaocao mentioned before is you, right?"
Ji Xiaocan raised her fingers and looked at him pretending to be extremely surprised: "How do you know?"
"Round and fluffy... wandering around in the fairy world... the old hen got angry after leaving... who else but you?" Feng Yi asked with a natural expression, "What were you talking about with Xiaocao at that time? "
Ji Xiaocan recalled the scene at that time, but after many days, he didn't remember anything, he could only vaguely remember saying a few words to a fairy grass there, but he didn't know what he said.Ji Xiaocan answered honestly: "I don't remember."
"Don't remember?" Feng Yi was suspicious, and then smiled, "Forget it if you don't remember." If it were someone else, Feng Yi would definitely not believe that he had forgotten, but Ji Xiaocan is indeed quite confused, saying that he forgot probably Really not impressed.
"But your little yellow chicken is really cute." Feng pinched with one hand, as if there was a ball inside.The action was a bit vulgar, but Ji Xiaocan knew that Feng Yi remembered the scene where she slept on his hand before, and she felt nostalgic: "Yes, it's good to be young. It's not like now, and you still have to worry about getting married."
"...You are still very young now." Feng Yi reminded him, "Don't worry about getting married, I'll just think about it."
"My dear, you are so kind!" Ji Xiaocan threw herself into Feng Yi's arms.
Feng Yi chuckled: "That is."
"You laugh so silly."
"Ahem." As soon as Feng withdrew her smirk, Ji Xiaocan said, "But it's pretty pretty."
...Feng Yi continued to giggle.
He found Xiaocao with a smirk and told him to go to the old hen; he crossed the small bridge and walked along the path with a smirk.It wasn't until he went to Feng Chunhua's place that the smile on Feng Yi's face faded a little.
Seeing them coming, Feng Chunhua got up to greet them.Ji Xiaocan noticed that two people were missing, and asked, "Where are A Ci and A Tong?"
"They left two mornings." Feng Chunhua shrugged, "They said they were going to travel outside."
Xiao Jin added: "I also made a bet with them to see if they can travel around the world in [-] days."
"Really, these two guys want to leave home when their wings are hardened." Ji Xiaocan complained, "They didn't even say goodbye to us. Two little white-eyed wolves."
"...Why do I feel that you speak like you are their parent?" Feng Er said.
"If we hadn't worked so hard to bring up A Ci with a lot of money, and made us almost desperate, would he have become what he is now?" Ji Xiaocan asked rhetorically.
"Okay, don't worry about it." Feng Er said, "What are you doing here?"
"Report." Ji Xiaocan was serious.
"From now on, you don't have to report every day." Feng Chunhua looked around helplessly at Xiao Jin, Xiao Yin, Ji Xiaocan, Feng Yi, Feng Er, and Feng San, and said, "It's fine if you come one or two. It's too much to come to me."
"As a son, am I not afraid of your loneliness?" Feng San argued.
"I'm not afraid of being lonely!" Feng Chunhua ignored Feng San and turned to ask Feng Yidao, "Is there anything else?"
Feng Yi hesitated for a moment, but still confessed the old hen's partner: "Actually, the old hen's partner is a person named Xiaocao."
Compared with the old hen, this name seems a bit weak, and her three sons' sexual orientations are not normal, Feng Chunhua asked uncertainly: "Male or female?"
"male."
"Men?" Feng Chunhua exclaimed, "Are there really men who like old hens?"
"Xiaocan and I thought the same way at first." Feng Yi said with a smile, "but then I found that Xiaocao's vision is different from ordinary people's."
Ji Xiaocan nodded sharply.
"Actually, there is one more question for us to come today." Feng Yi put away his smile and said seriously.
The others immediately became serious.Feng San swallowed nervously: "Tell me, what's the problem."
Feng Yi didn't speak immediately.He walked up to Feng San and put his hands on his shoulders: "When do you plan to get married?"
Feng San didn't react for a moment: "You want to propose to me? I, I, I... No way, brother, I already have Feng Er... Sorry!" He shook off Feng Yi's hand and hid in Feng Er's. behind.
"..." Feng Yi glanced at him faintly, and roared, "Who would propose to you! I propose to Ji Xiaocan, okay?"
"Brother is angry." Feng Er tilted his head, and said to Feng San with a smile, "You think too much, now only Ji Xiaocan is in the eyes of elder brother."
Feng Yi coughed, then asked Xiao Yin, "What about you? When are you and Xiao Jin going to get married?" In order not to be misunderstood again, Feng Yi added "and Xiao Jin".
"I haven't thought about this issue yet." Xiaoyin was stunned and admitted.
Feng Er thought for a while: "Marriage seems to be far away."
When Feng Chunhua heard Feng Yi mention this matter, he found that it had indeed been ignored all the time, and said, "I don't think marriage is far away—at least I'm looking forward to your wedding banquet."
"Yeah, the old hen is getting married soon!" Ji Xiaocan said, "How about we all get married together?"
Feng Yi wanted to say something, but didn't say it.Xiao Jin clapped his hands in approval: "This is good!"
"You're so tall!" Xiaoyin patted Xiaojin's forehead, "What do you mean by getting married together? What if the candle goes out and the lights go to the wrong room? Besides, don't you think it's a bit strange for mother and son to get married together? "
"Xiao Yin is right." Feng Chunhua said, "You should marry the elders when they get married. And it's best not to put it on the same day, or else drinking, going to the wrong room, admitting the wrong person, going to the wrong bed, and it will be really hard at night. It's going to be a joke."
"The most important thing is that if you get married at one time, you can only hold one wedding banquet; but at different times, you can have four wedding banquets!" Feng Er deliberately told Ji Xiaocan.
When Ji Xiaocan heard the words, she thought about it—yes, if you get married in batches, you can have four wedding drinks!I was so stupid just now, I almost missed such a good opportunity for nothing.
"If you hold four wedding banquets, it will be too tiring!" Feng Er said, "It would be fine if we hold the same four times, but marriage is a big event, how can we do it the same? But four times are different, not to mention the time The distance must be relatively close. I always find it troublesome."
"Actually, it's very troublesome no matter what." Feng Chunhua sighed, "Marriage is always a troublesome thing."
"Why don't we ask someone who has been here? The devil king is still single, and the people in the underworld have always had a bad relationship. Compared with the wedding in the sky, the wedding in the world is too deserted." Feng San suggested, "The wedding banquet of the Jade Emperor is mainly It is relying on flattering gods to support the scene; if you ask your mother, it is useless to ask—her own wedding banquets are arranged by others."
"How about we come to the competition!" Ji Xiaocan suddenly became excited, "Whoever has a good wedding can get a piece of scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I made myself!"
"...The reward is fine." Feng San, who had been with Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi in the human world, remembered the horrible smell, and resolutely rejected Ji Xiaocan's prize-giving activity.but ignore the prize
Back then, when the Jade Emperor got married, the fairy world was peaceful with singing and dancing, all the gods came to celebrate, gave gifts, said blessings, and praised the Jade Emperor for his good fortune.
Back then, Liu An—that guy who showed his face in the first few chapters and didn't know where to play after that.When he got married, he was in the human world. Although it was not as lively as the previous two, it was extraordinarily warm. Relatives and friends toasted and drank.The hibiscus tent is warm and charming, and the bride is pretty and charming—although later she thought Liu An was too mother-in-law and eloped with others; let's not mention that for now.
In short, everyone has their own characteristics when they get married, but they are all beautiful and enviable.
For the past two days, the old hen has been struggling with what kind of wedding to hold, so she asked Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan to be her advisers.
Ji Xiaocan thought about it seriously, and finally came up with a proposal: "I think we can just go by that roadside and get a lot of delicious food. Then we will eat while watching you get married."
"Negative." The old hen rejected Ji Xiaocan's proposal without hesitation.
She looked at Feng Yi: "What about you? You should come up with a better solution!"
Feng Yi lived up to his ardent hope, and immediately said: "The wedding banquet should be more lively."
"You are right. But I also know that the key is how to be lively." The essence of the problem has not been resolved, and the old hen continues to worry.
Although Feng Yi wanted to help his mother-in-law very much, but he was really not very good at this aspect. Ji Xiaocan seemed to have an indifferent attitude, and immediately showed that he was helpless: "Actually, I don't know what to do. But I think you should be able to ask Xiaocao—after all, he is your future husband."
The old hen was very happy with his last words, so she mercifully let Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi go: "Then go and play by yourself first. Call Xiaocao for me by the way!"
"Okay!" Feng Yi readily agreed, and left with Ji Xiaocan.
"Speaking of which, it seems that Xiaojin and the others don't know about the old hen and Xiaocao." Ji Xiaocan asked, "Should I tell them?"
"...I don't think they'll believe that there are people with such strong tastes."
"That's true." Ji Xiaocan sighed, "I guess Xiaocao must not have seen too many women."
"Not necessarily." Feng Yi thought for a while, and said, "As a fairy grass cultivated in the fairy world, you should see many fairies passing by every day."
"That's right." Feng Yi suddenly laughed, "The little yellow chicken that Xiaocao mentioned before is you, right?"
Ji Xiaocan raised her fingers and looked at him pretending to be extremely surprised: "How do you know?"
"Round and fluffy... wandering around in the fairy world... the old hen got angry after leaving... who else but you?" Feng Yi asked with a natural expression, "What were you talking about with Xiaocao at that time? "
Ji Xiaocan recalled the scene at that time, but after many days, he didn't remember anything, he could only vaguely remember saying a few words to a fairy grass there, but he didn't know what he said.Ji Xiaocan answered honestly: "I don't remember."
"Don't remember?" Feng Yi was suspicious, and then smiled, "Forget it if you don't remember." If it were someone else, Feng Yi would definitely not believe that he had forgotten, but Ji Xiaocan is indeed quite confused, saying that he forgot probably Really not impressed.
"But your little yellow chicken is really cute." Feng pinched with one hand, as if there was a ball inside.The action was a bit vulgar, but Ji Xiaocan knew that Feng Yi remembered the scene where she slept on his hand before, and she felt nostalgic: "Yes, it's good to be young. It's not like now, and you still have to worry about getting married."
"...You are still very young now." Feng Yi reminded him, "Don't worry about getting married, I'll just think about it."
"My dear, you are so kind!" Ji Xiaocan threw herself into Feng Yi's arms.
Feng Yi chuckled: "That is."
"You laugh so silly."
"Ahem." As soon as Feng withdrew her smirk, Ji Xiaocan said, "But it's pretty pretty."
...Feng Yi continued to giggle.
He found Xiaocao with a smirk and told him to go to the old hen; he crossed the small bridge and walked along the path with a smirk.It wasn't until he went to Feng Chunhua's place that the smile on Feng Yi's face faded a little.
Seeing them coming, Feng Chunhua got up to greet them.Ji Xiaocan noticed that two people were missing, and asked, "Where are A Ci and A Tong?"
"They left two mornings." Feng Chunhua shrugged, "They said they were going to travel outside."
Xiao Jin added: "I also made a bet with them to see if they can travel around the world in [-] days."
"Really, these two guys want to leave home when their wings are hardened." Ji Xiaocan complained, "They didn't even say goodbye to us. Two little white-eyed wolves."
"...Why do I feel that you speak like you are their parent?" Feng Er said.
"If we hadn't worked so hard to bring up A Ci with a lot of money, and made us almost desperate, would he have become what he is now?" Ji Xiaocan asked rhetorically.
"Okay, don't worry about it." Feng Er said, "What are you doing here?"
"Report." Ji Xiaocan was serious.
"From now on, you don't have to report every day." Feng Chunhua looked around helplessly at Xiao Jin, Xiao Yin, Ji Xiaocan, Feng Yi, Feng Er, and Feng San, and said, "It's fine if you come one or two. It's too much to come to me."
"As a son, am I not afraid of your loneliness?" Feng San argued.
"I'm not afraid of being lonely!" Feng Chunhua ignored Feng San and turned to ask Feng Yidao, "Is there anything else?"
Feng Yi hesitated for a moment, but still confessed the old hen's partner: "Actually, the old hen's partner is a person named Xiaocao."
Compared with the old hen, this name seems a bit weak, and her three sons' sexual orientations are not normal, Feng Chunhua asked uncertainly: "Male or female?"
"male."
"Men?" Feng Chunhua exclaimed, "Are there really men who like old hens?"
"Xiaocan and I thought the same way at first." Feng Yi said with a smile, "but then I found that Xiaocao's vision is different from ordinary people's."
Ji Xiaocan nodded sharply.
"Actually, there is one more question for us to come today." Feng Yi put away his smile and said seriously.
The others immediately became serious.Feng San swallowed nervously: "Tell me, what's the problem."
Feng Yi didn't speak immediately.He walked up to Feng San and put his hands on his shoulders: "When do you plan to get married?"
Feng San didn't react for a moment: "You want to propose to me? I, I, I... No way, brother, I already have Feng Er... Sorry!" He shook off Feng Yi's hand and hid in Feng Er's. behind.
"..." Feng Yi glanced at him faintly, and roared, "Who would propose to you! I propose to Ji Xiaocan, okay?"
"Brother is angry." Feng Er tilted his head, and said to Feng San with a smile, "You think too much, now only Ji Xiaocan is in the eyes of elder brother."
Feng Yi coughed, then asked Xiao Yin, "What about you? When are you and Xiao Jin going to get married?" In order not to be misunderstood again, Feng Yi added "and Xiao Jin".
"I haven't thought about this issue yet." Xiaoyin was stunned and admitted.
Feng Er thought for a while: "Marriage seems to be far away."
When Feng Chunhua heard Feng Yi mention this matter, he found that it had indeed been ignored all the time, and said, "I don't think marriage is far away—at least I'm looking forward to your wedding banquet."
"Yeah, the old hen is getting married soon!" Ji Xiaocan said, "How about we all get married together?"
Feng Yi wanted to say something, but didn't say it.Xiao Jin clapped his hands in approval: "This is good!"
"You're so tall!" Xiaoyin patted Xiaojin's forehead, "What do you mean by getting married together? What if the candle goes out and the lights go to the wrong room? Besides, don't you think it's a bit strange for mother and son to get married together? "
"Xiao Yin is right." Feng Chunhua said, "You should marry the elders when they get married. And it's best not to put it on the same day, or else drinking, going to the wrong room, admitting the wrong person, going to the wrong bed, and it will be really hard at night. It's going to be a joke."
"The most important thing is that if you get married at one time, you can only hold one wedding banquet; but at different times, you can have four wedding banquets!" Feng Er deliberately told Ji Xiaocan.
When Ji Xiaocan heard the words, she thought about it—yes, if you get married in batches, you can have four wedding drinks!I was so stupid just now, I almost missed such a good opportunity for nothing.
"If you hold four wedding banquets, it will be too tiring!" Feng Er said, "It would be fine if we hold the same four times, but marriage is a big event, how can we do it the same? But four times are different, not to mention the time The distance must be relatively close. I always find it troublesome."
"Actually, it's very troublesome no matter what." Feng Chunhua sighed, "Marriage is always a troublesome thing."
"Why don't we ask someone who has been here? The devil king is still single, and the people in the underworld have always had a bad relationship. Compared with the wedding in the sky, the wedding in the world is too deserted." Feng San suggested, "The wedding banquet of the Jade Emperor is mainly It is relying on flattering gods to support the scene; if you ask your mother, it is useless to ask—her own wedding banquets are arranged by others."
"How about we come to the competition!" Ji Xiaocan suddenly became excited, "Whoever has a good wedding can get a piece of scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I made myself!"
"...The reward is fine." Feng San, who had been with Ji Xiaocan and Feng Yi in the human world, remembered the horrible smell, and resolutely rejected Ji Xiaocan's prize-giving activity.but ignore the prize
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